You know how most microwaves have that roller thing that the glass plate sits on, but the plate also has to be aligned with the center thingee that rotates everything?
I FUCKING HATE THAT.
It does not matter what I do, the damned thing comes off track half way through microwaving anything and then I hear it knocking against the glass door, yell god damnit, put it back on its track, and hope it makes the next three minutes without more surgery. It doesn’t matter what I do- I could use balance that would impress the Flying Wallendas while arranging food on a plate so that nothing will upset the balance of my delicate god damned microwave.
So that is where you come in. I want a microwave that will not have this sort of archaic fucking contraption that does nothing but add stress to my life. All I fucking wanted was a bowl of Progresso Heart Healthy Wedding Soup before I had my tea, and I’ve spent the last ten minutes soaking up broth out of a god damned microwave.