President Obama knocked the ball out of the park during his presser today, tearing a hole clean through the roof at Tropicana Field (I like to imagine he was batting for the Rays, but picture the Red Sox if you must) and sending that ball screaming clear to Sitka, Alaska.
Next up, Speaker Boehner, who was told today that it’s unfair of the Tea Party loons to force him to hold America hostage. His presser can be seen live here.
Also, Braves fan Paul Kaplan hit a homerun of his own. Here’s a link via valued commenter Martin.
ETA: Oops — I meant equally valued commenter dmsilev!
ETA: Two words on the statement: Weak. Sauce.
ETA: And Boehner fled after two questions, presumably in search of a scotch and soda to soothe that butt-sting. Wow. I’m reminded of this: