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I Hear Luke Russert Edited It

by John Cole|  August 31, 201012:48 pm| 33 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I am sure this will be a bestseller:

“Dirty Sexy Politics,” written by Meghan McCain, daughter of former Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain of Arizona, goes behind the scenes on the campaign trail and in the spotlight to discuss why she thinks the Republican Party has veered from its roots.

The last few chapters should cover her father becoming a full-fledged teahadist the last few months.

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“The Mother of All Grizzlies”

by Anne Laurie|  August 31, 201010:55 am| 49 Comments

This post is in: Activist Judges!, Excellent Links, Seriously

Dahlia Lithwick at Slate has a wonderful tribute describing how “Ruth Bader Ginsburg shows how feminism is done. Again.”

… Palin and the Mama Grizzlies also owe a debt of thanks directly to Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who almost single-handedly convinced the courts and legislatures to do away with gender classifications in matters ranging from a woman’s right to be executor of her son’s estate (Reed v. Reed, 1970), to a female Air Force lieutenant’s right to secure housing allowances and medical benefits for her husband (Frontiero v. Richardson, 1973), and the right of Oklahoma’s “thirsty boys” (her words) to buy beer at the Honk n’ Holler at the same age as young women (Craig v. Boren, 1976)…
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You can draw a straight line between Ginsburg’s fight against these seemingly harmless gender classifications that were rooted in seemingly harmless gender stereotypes and the Mama Grizzlies who roam our political landscape today.
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Those who like to believe they have picked themselves up by the bootstraps sometimes forget that they wouldn’t even have boots were it not for the women who came before. Listening to Palin, it’s almost impossible to believe that, as recently as 50 years ago, a woman at Harvard Law School could be asked by Dean Erwin Griswold to justify taking a spot that belonged to a man. In Ginsburg’s lifetime, a woman could be denied a clerkship with Felix Frankfurter just because she was a woman. Only a few decades ago, Ginsburg had to hide her second pregnancy for fear of losing tenure. I don’t have an easy answer to the question of whether real feminists are about prominent lipsticky displays of “girl-power,” but I do know that Ginsburg’s lifetime dedication to achieving quiet, dignified equality made such displays possible.
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After she finished reading her husband’s charmingly funny speech, and while folks in the audience were still wiping away tears, Ginsburg sat down for a “fireside chat” with the chief justice of Canada, Beverley McLachlin, NPR’s Nina Totenberg, and Robert Henry, the president of Oklahoma City University… In response to a question about work-life balance, Ginsburg explained that in the early ’70s, her son, “what I called a lively child but school psychologists called hyperactive,” was forever in trouble and that she was constantly called in to his school, even though she and her husband both had full-time jobs.
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“One day, I was particularly weary,” she explained, and so when the school called, she said, “This child has two parents. I suggest you alternate calls, and it’s his father’s turn.” She said calls from the school came much less frequently after that, because the school was “much less inclined to take a man away from his job.” Ruth Bader Ginsburg doesn’t growl and doesn’t issue threats, and she rarely eats small forest dwellers. But she is still the mother of all grizzlies to me.

Go read the whole thing, and tell me if you don’t agree that Roberts, Scalia, Alito, and Thomas put together aren’t qualified to iron Ginsburg’s frilly judicial ascots.

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Early Morning Open Thread: Wagon Trek to Rosslyn, Fellow Nerds!

by Anne Laurie|  August 31, 20102:37 am| 35 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Popular Culture

Well, probably not, but I’ll admit I was tickled to learn “How the Washington Shakespeare Company came to offer Shakespeare in Klingon”:

… [N]ow, we Terrans have an opportunity to savor Shex’pir as the Klingons do. The Washington Shakespeare Company, that Arlington outpost of offbeat treatments of classic plays, is going where no D.C. enterprise has ever quite gone before, offering up a whole evening of Shakespeare — in Klingon.
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At the company’s annual benefit Sept. 25 in Rosslyn, selections from “Hamlet” and “Much Ado About Nothing” will be performed in the language that was invented for the Klingon characters of the “Star Trek” films. Actors will be speaking the verse in two languages, English and Klingon, and the lines in each will correspond to the Bard’s signature meter: iambic pentameter. The translations are courtesy of the Klingon Language Institute, a Pennsylvania group that published “The Klingon Hamlet” several years ago, in addition to composing the Klingon version of “Much Ado About Nothing.”
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… The chairman of Washington Shakespeare’s board just happens to be the man who invented Klingonspeak for the films: Marc Okrand, a longtime linguist at the Vienna-based National Captioning Institute.
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The Klingon Language Institute’s director, Lawrence M. Schoen, a science-fiction writer who works as chief compliance officer for a medical center in the Philadelphia area, had applied once upon a time to the Folger for a fellowship to aid in the effort to translate Shakespeare into Klingon. Although he was turned down, the group, whose members are a small global band of Klingon speakers, independently had set about the task. The effort was inspired by a line from “Star Trek VI,” in which a Klingon chancellor played by the classical English actor David Warner declares, “You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him in the original Klingon.”

Ticket information, and much enjoyable detail (including YouTube vids) about Marc Okrand’s rediscovery invention at the link.

(I have the linguistic abilities of a reasonably bright dog — I can pick up individual words quickly, but concepts like “syntax” and “tense” are almost impenetrable mysteries. But I was a Trekkie when that was just an insult, and many of my dearest life companions are linguists, so I can enjoy the idea of Klingon just as I enjoy any craft-form that brings inutile joy to our utilitarian world.)

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  August 31, 201012:20 am| 106 Comments

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In order to lower my blood pressure, I stopped thinking about the worst company in the world, paypal, and spent the watching Amadeus on Netflix.

Still one of the best movies ever made. And I wish I could laugh like Tom Hulce, who always reminds me of a better looking Bob Geldof.

BTW- how many of you knew that Mozart was in Animal House?

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Road to Nowhere

by John Cole|  August 30, 20105:31 pm| 115 Comments

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Long day, and was relaxing in the Lazyboy when I pulled a muscle in my neck/back.

While sitting in a lazyboy.

After 40, the only real mystery left is what is going to kill you…

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Early Morning Open Thread: Dog Rescue (Reciprocated)

by Anne Laurie|  August 30, 20105:18 am| 32 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Open Threads, Pet Rescue

From commentor Felonious Wench:

This is Kira, our Lab/Beagle mix. I had made up the bed 2 minutes before she wrecked it. She’s a cat-chaser, a plant-destroyer, a midnight-barker, and a general chaos machine. We adore her.
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2 years ago, I decided it was time for a dog. I was home a lot by myself with our sons, and I wanted a dog to keep me company. I found her at our local no kill shelter; she was 9 months old, no longer a puppy, and she’d been there a couple of weeks. I had planned on getting a small dog, but there she was, 40 pounds of sweet dog, and still growing. Her notes about her said “She is one SMART dog. She was found in a backyard, playing with a group of kids.” Guess she snuck in.
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She immediately showed herself to be a big baby who loves any person who comes across her path. My dreams of a dog with a protective streak slowly faded into reality…the dog flops for belly rubs in the presence of any human.
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So I thought.
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One afternoon, our housekeeper heard Kira going absolutely ballistic in our back yard; she had a tone to her bark and a snarl she had never heard. She looked out the back window, and two guys were climbing over the fence. Kira was having none of that. She tore over there and backed them into a corner. They got so scared they immediately managed to climb our fence and get the hell out of there…
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But not before one of them dropped his backpack.
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My fears of Kira’s inability to alert me to intruders were unfounded. Turns out the men had broken into the house behind us. She had scared one of them so badly he dropped his backpack, with his ID inside. Oops. The police confiscated it, and gave Kira a rub on the belly. She flopped for them as soon as we let them in the gate.
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Yes, she’s one smart dog.

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The Simple Life

by @heymistermix.com|  August 29, 20107:41 pm| 63 Comments

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I saw this in a parking lot the other day. It’s a car covered with stickers (there were as many or more on the sides), but one stood out: “Simplify”. Click for a bigger version, and consider this an open thread.

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