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They were going to turn on one another at some point. It was inevitable.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

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The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

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Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

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It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

Republicans got rid of McCarthy. Democrats chose not to save him.

If you cannot answer whether trump lost the 2020 election, you are unfit for office.

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If you still can’t see these things even now, maybe politics isn’t your forte and you should stop writing about it.

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

American history and black history cannot be separated.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

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If rights aren’t universal, they are privilege, not rights.

I desperately hope that, yet again, i am wrong.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

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Get happy!

by DougJ|  August 25, 20103:31 pm| 50 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Like many of you, I come to this blog to avoid things like extended debates between non-economists about cash-for-clunkers. Right now, I fear that we may be one strained glibertarian analogy and a couple of order-of-magnitude errors away from getting heh-indeeded by Conor Friedersdorf (where heh indeed equals a thousand word post in which all parties are given the title of “mister”).

So I’m providing a respite: a news story about a new Time product aimed at adults and a brilliant Onion parody of a Time column about slashing Social Security via bipartisanship.

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Professional Democrats

by Kay|  August 25, 201012:37 pm| 89 Comments

This post is in: Black Jimmy Carter, Domestic Politics, Open Threads, DC Press Corpse, Democratic Stupidity

The story of the Minerals Management Service capture spans three Presidents and decades. It’s a long, familiar arc.

It begins with Reagan, George H.W. Bush walked back some of Reagan’s excess, Bill Clinton did his part under his favorite “partner with industry!” idea, and then George W. Bush dropped all pretense and just had the regulated industry write the rules.

It’s a good basic article with a time line, but that isn’t what I wanted to talk about.

The article made me think of James Carville, and his loud and long critique of Obama’s Gulf Spill response. I know Carville wasn’t responsible for policy during the Clinton years, but he was there, and he was the political guy who sold the “centrist” approach, part of which was private-public partnership. I also know Carville was objecting to the Obama response in the Gulf, not the Obama policy, so maybe that’s the distinction, because a Clinton-era Democrat doesn’t have much to brag about regarding that regulatory agency, as it turns out.

Still, it brought to mind something I’ve been wondering ever since Gibbs made the comment about the “Professional Left”. We’ve spent so much time and energy discussing the Professional Left’s role in critiquing Obama, maybe we’ve missed that the Professional Democrats have carped and second-guessed and parroted conservative critics of the President nearly constantly since he was elected.

It occurs to me that Jane Hamsher and Glenn Greenwald don’t claim long-term membership in the Democratic Party, and don’t base their careers on membership in the Democratic Party.

They’re not “Democrats” so much as they are “liberals” and they don’t support a Party platform so much as they support individual issues. But that’s not true of Carville and Rendell and Reich and the rest. They’re Party people.

I wouldn’t expect individual liberals or issue advocates to rally ‘round Obama. Instead I would expect the people who identify as members of the Democratic Party to rally ‘round the Democratic President and broader Democratic platform, because that’s one of the roles of a political Party.

I know the general rap on Democrats, the herding cats and the inability to speak with one clear voice, and all of that is true. But, in my opinion, Obama, in particular, has gotten little support from the people who identify, professionally, as Democrats, and that doesn’t make sense to me.

So how did it become the job of the Professional Left to promote or defend the Democratic Party and Democratic President, and why isn’t anyone asking why the Professional Democrats haven’t done it, in Obama’s case? Is it maybe because lots of these problems he’s stuck with have a long arc, and if Professional Democrats defended Obama they might be forced to look at that?

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Open Thread: Pet Rescue By Proxy

by Anne Laurie|  August 25, 20104:04 am| 17 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Open Threads, Pet Rescue


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From commentor Michael (who lives with Lucy):

This is Mr. Ron Swannson. He is a ridiculously friendly stray kitty who followed me home. So, I got him neutered and his shots, and found a neighbor to take him in. He is super-friendly, and apparently now spends all day on his owner’s lap purring. He’s basically the best cat in the world.

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(Michael also sent me a pic of him with Ron and Lucy, but my sub-par PaintShop skills won’t let me post it here. Maybe next time…)

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Early Morning Open Thread: Good Advice

by Anne Laurie|  August 25, 20103:17 am| 8 Comments

This post is in: Humorous, Open Threads, Popular Culture

“It’s always a good idea to put a cat in a cartoon, because if people don’t get the cartoon, they at least like to see the picture of the pussy-cat.” (Jeff Danziger, c1:51)
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… [L]iberals, pathetic rationalists that we are, always do the same dumb thing — in 74 percent of adjudicated calls, we say, statistics show that umpires are actually accurate within a margin of 67 percent, adjusting for minor variations in humidity and the GDP, which is the only thing standing between us and a state of anarchy. Our entire politics is one big spoiler alert.
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Conservatives? They laugh and paint their faces red…
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This is the thing our rational political discussions always overlook: People aren’t rational. They aren’t consistent. They don’t have worked-out positions. We know this from novels and movies, where the very definition of satisfying art is complex characters who can’t be reduced to a one-dimensional caricature. But when we enter the supposedly factual world of politics, we pretend to forget it. — John H. Richardson, “Political Theater v. the Reality-Based Community”, Esquire

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Open Thread: Another Snark Artist You May Want to Start Reading

by Anne Laurie|  August 24, 201010:56 pm| 27 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Open Threads

Tom Scocca:

Fire That Hippie Larry Summers, Says John Boehner in Speech

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How to kill time arguing about politics while waiting for the next round of primary elections to happen? House minority leader John Boehner obliged by Positioning Himself as a National Leader with a speech that was conveniently pre-distributed, pre-attacked, and pre-counterattacked before he went to the trouble of pushing the words out of his mouth at some ungodly early hour this morning in Cleveland, a city inhabited by none of the 163,000 people who chose John Boehner to vote for legislation on their behalf…

Click through for links. Yes, it’s Slate. Don’t hate the playa…

Scocca covers stuff (like “[Chinese] legislators are also planning to increase the criminal penalties for enslaving laborers—raising the maximum sentence from 3 years to 7—and to tighten the laws against unauthorized harvesting of organs for transplant.”) that I’m not seeing on the Usual Blog-Sources. The snarkistry helps.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  August 24, 20108:30 pm| 187 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Long day today. Any good news out there? I’m afraid to even check memeorandum or the NY Times.

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Speaking His Mind

by John Cole|  August 24, 201011:55 am| 99 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links

I’ve read a lot of those WaPo chats since DougJ started having fun with them and have mainly concluded they are a waste of time, but I have to say this Eugene Robinson chat was well worth the read. He pulls no punches.

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