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Late Night Open Thread: ICanBeAGoodDog

by Anne Laurie|  July 8, 20101:41 am| 50 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Excellent Links, Open Threads

Many thanks to commentor Toast, whose link introduced me to the excellent Hyperbole and a Half blog…
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We live with the ten-pound version of This Dog. Sydney, goddess bless him, is actually quite a bright little guy, but he was not well treated in his first three (at least) homes. When he first came to live with us, he was terrified of new people, other dogs, cats, stuffed animals, chewies, passing trucks, suitcases, strange noises, the dark, unexpected smells, being left alone, being crowded, and probably a bunch of other stuff I’ve since forgotten. His only two identifiable skills were defecating at a dead run, and a cat-like ability for scaling the furniture which earned him the nickname Goat Boy. But it was his bug-eyed, tail-tucked, trembling desire to be a good dog, like you wanted! that broke our hearts… and kept me from killing him during the long, mop-intensive year it took to re-train him into decent dogly sanitation habits.

Allie Brosh is a comic genius, and obviously has a warm heart as well. I look forward to reading her entire blog, and possibly injuring myself by laughing too hard…
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Open Thread

by John Cole|  July 7, 20106:40 pm| 104 Comments

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Have at it. I have no energy to do anything. Heat is sapping my will to live.

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  July 7, 20102:43 pm| 69 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Dog Blogging, Open Threads

Just got back from the vets, and Rosie is clean as a whistle and we estimated her age to be four years old. She is now up to date on her shots, her frontline, and her heartworm, I got her her tags from the county, and we are good to go.

Also, a reader writes in:

I’m a long time reader of your blog. I enjoy the politics but just as much I enjoy your accounts of life with Lily, Rosie and Tunch. It occurred to me
that you could do a public service by reminding pet owners about the dangers
of heat stroke and heat exhaustion. I think that cats start to have problems
when the temperature is in the 90’s and so the last few days have been
brutal. A panting cat is a cat in serious distress and needs to be cooled
down immediately.I’m not a dog owner so I’m not sure what the best advice is
for them — but probably you know.
Anyway, just thought I’d mention it — most of us aren’t used to
temperatures this awful and neither are our pets.

Good advice!

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Germany v Spain

by Randinho|  July 7, 20101:43 pm| 157 Comments

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If this creature’s right, I think someone in Oberhausen, Germany is going to have krake for dinner.

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Early Morning Open Thread: Firmicutes!

by Anne Laurie|  July 7, 20103:20 am| 28 Comments

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SamKitten demonstrates the best way to deal with the East Coast’s current triple-H (hot, hazy, humid) weather. You do good work, RedKitten.

And last night’s dinner here involved the first of this year’s basil crop and the end of last year’s slow-roasted tomato sauce, so there are some consolations to weather more typical of the Mediterranean than the North Atlantic, or so I tell myself.

Also, scientists are giving us a new excuse for the way last summer’s outfits seem to spontaneously shrink while in storage, because maybe it’s the bacteria that makes us fat:

… The bacteria-made-me-fat idea has been gathering steam since 2006. In that year, Jeffrey Gordon of Washington University and colleagues reported in a paper in Nature that obese mice and slim mice have different populations of gut bacteria. Crucially, they showed that the bacteria caused obesity, rather than obesity producing a specific mix of bacteria. When the scientists plucked bacteria called Firmicutes from obese mice, then put them in the bacteria-free guts of mice raised in a sterile environment, the latter bulked up within 10 to 14 days—even though they ate less.
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Why? Firmicutes, it seems, are more adept at liberating calories from food than are bacteria from the other common lineage, Bacteroidetes. Firmicutes can digest complex sugars that neither the mice’s own enzymes nor Bacteroidetes can, breaking them into simple sugars and fatty acids that the mice’s intestines then absorb and turn into more mouse. People harbor bacteria from these same two lineages, with the obese among us having more Firmicutes and fewer Bacteroidetes than slim people, exactly as in fat and lean mice. When Gordon’s team had 12 obese people follow either a low-fat or a low-carb diet to lose weight, the result was more Bacteroidetes and fewer Firmicutes—the profile of slim people. The more Bacteroidetes, the more weight the volunteers lost.
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[…] Not surprisingly for a field this new, the precise way in which gut bacteria affect weight is a matter of intense dispute. The idea that different bacteria extract more or fewer calories from the food we send their way, as Gordon’s studies suggest, is only one possibility. Another possible explanation is that gut bacteria contribute to obesity (as well as to type 2 diabetes, which often goes along with being overweight) by altering the immune system. The idea here is that gut bacteria interact with intestinal cells in a way that causes them to secrete cytokines, molecules that can cause low-grade inflammation. This inflammation can, in turn, trigger insulin resistance (the mark of type 2 diabetes) and increased appetite, which is an effective way to put on weight.

Is it just me, or is there something ironic about something called Firmy-cutes leading to an outbreak of Flabby-but-such-a-nice-personality?

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Open Thread

by John Cole|  July 6, 20106:40 pm| 93 Comments

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Have at it. I’ve been under the weather for several days, and the heat is not helping.

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Netherlands v Uruguay Open Thread

by Randinho|  July 6, 20101:59 pm| 235 Comments

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Who will be the first finalist?

A trivia question: what geographic fact makes Uruguay unique among South American Countries?

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