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What Can He Do?

by John Cole|  May 26, 20108:25 am| 364 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Excellent Links, The Failed Obama Administration (Only Took Two Weeks)

Here is a good comment from the post yesterday about the oil spill and the Obama response, with some specific suggestions. I’ll just post it here, because I think some of the suggestions are genuinely good:

Rayne over at Firedoglake has specific answers to your question. And this is only the beginning of what the administration could do. Cole seems to lack an appreciation of what power the president SHOULD wield on behalf of our country.

Rayne’s full post here.

1) Obama needs to use that goddamned unitary executive power he’s been clinging to and declare a state of emergency in federal waters along the Gulf of Mexico, using an Executive Order. This is now an international situation, not just an American one, because the oil will eventually end up in the North Atlantic.

2) Declare British Petroleum in violation of its lease and kick them off the site. Threaten to seize all American assets of BP-America immediately if they do not assist in setting up a claims system which will be administered and overseen by the U.S. and paid by BP. (Hire all those poor Sallie Mae folks who were going to lose their jobs because of student loan reform for this purpose. /snark)

3) Ask the Department of Energy’s Steve Chu to create a skunkworks rapid solutions team from NASA and DARPA along with schools which specialize in oceanography, mechanical technology, geology, and computer modeling. Stop waiting for the nice old farts they pulled from JASON because this is an emergency, goddamnitall, we don’t have time for them to come up with a vetted, peer-reviewed whitepaper on this. Don’t listen to anybody’s crap about so-called experts on deepwater drilling and how they’ll solve the problem. As my 16-year-old said, “If there’s experts, where are they? Show me one.” Yeah. What she said.

4) Threaten to kick Ken Salazar to the curb if he doesn’t not immediately have every one of the 15+ deepwater offshore drilling sites reevaluated; every evaluation must be on POTUS desk inside 15 days from the date the Executive Order. And we want the evaluations made public — no more of this bullshit opacity the White House calls transparency. No excuses; all this stuff should have been submitted when BP and the other oil industry firms applied for the leases to begin with.

5) Approach corporations to develop an X-Prize type program to develop a private solution in tandem with the skunkworks solution. Ask Congress to create a special R&D tax credit for firms which donate money to the X-Prize for development.

6) Approach Florida State University (which now owns the former Scripps’ Harbor Branch Oceanographic Institute and its submersibles) along with Mississippi State (which has an oceanography program) and ask them to work with NIUST to develop models of the plume’s distribution, along with identifying the impact short and long-term on the ocean bottom and the ecosystem above it.

7) Suck up the arrogance and pride and ask the elder statesman of the environment to be the face of this effort. Ask Al Gore to do the legwork with the corporations and educational facilities whose cooperation is needed. Tell him this is to be used as an example of what people can do for the larger environment if they focus on this problem first. If they can solve this, they can solve the big problems.

8) Tell the Catfood Commission (read: Presidential Deficit Commission) to find a way to shoehorn in funding for an alternative energy Apollo Program or Marshall Plan. If you have to find a front man, go to Al Gore because this was his idea back in 1992. Jeebus, catch a clue and use the resources you have already; Gore wrote it all out for you in 1992.

9) Call that lazy-assed sad-sack Joe Lieberman and tell him whatever super-secret-y deal you guys have going in the way of a quid pro quo is off if Lieberman cannot find some reason to investigate the relationships between Department of Interior and any corporation with which it deals. Make the call private, and tell him if he doesn’t have hearings within 15 days you are going to publicly call him on the carpet for the benefit of CT voters every chance you get until 2012.

10) You know damned well if they cut corners in the Gulf of Mexico, they did it elsewhere. Threaten to go for the jugular on them if they don’t continue to play ball with clean-up in the Gulf.Take a bunch of bloggers up to BP’s operations in Alaska and let them roam around for a couple weeks. Make BP pay for it — figure it out, you have the EO in one hand and the power to print money in the other. Keep the pressure on BP until they beg for mercy.

11) And right now I’m tempted to tell one Barack Obama to get really, genuinely excitedly-upset, be more than that Spock character for once, add the passion of Captain Kirk and the anger of Dr. McCoy in the mix. That fakery last week only made us heave with nausea. And Rahm? Just bite me; whatever counsel you’ve offered Mr. Spock-the-President has been both incompetent and impotent.

While some of them are interesting, I’m still puzzled by the “kick BP off the site” stuff. And then what? Issue sternly worded letters to the spill? The government does not have the equipment to stop this spill. I’m not sure how many times this can be pointed out.

And point eleven is just more of this “We need a cheerleader” nonsense. Of all people, George Will made a lot of sense about this in the green room after an appearance on ABC’s This Week. Scroll to about 2 minutes in when Will starts to talk about the “cult of the Presidency.”

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They’re Afraid

by John Cole|  May 26, 20108:16 am| 66 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

DougJ noted Palin’s bizarre and offensive rant against Joe McGinnis, and I think people are missing why she did what she did- she and Todd are afraid. That’s why she insinuated McGinness is a pedophile there to perv on her daughter and unleashed her cult on him.

The Palins are a primitive type, and everything they do publicly falls into the fight or flight rules. Media questions are too hard, run from the press and only issue statements via Facebook and other controlled mediums. Look bad in an interview, and attack the interviewer for bias. Your lies and nonsense start to add up, flee from your job. And on and on and on.

But now, McGinnis dares to move to Alaska after having shopped around a book on the oil industry in that state, and it is pretty clear why the Palins reacted the way they did. They’re afraid, and they are lashing out. It has worked before, and they hope it will again.

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Al Giordano is Shrill

by John Cole|  May 25, 20108:39 pm| 90 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links

The picture is priceless, and the rant is better.

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Open Thread

by @heymistermix.com|  May 25, 201010:10 am| 43 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

NSFW, but gets it about right for a B-J open thread.

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Early Morning Open Thread: Music Hath Meanings

by Anne Laurie|  May 25, 20103:16 am| 40 Comments

This post is in: Music, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, Clown Shoes

Ken Layne at Wonkette has a post explaining why “David Byrne Sues Charlie Crist For Musical Crimes”:

It was just last year that John WALNUTS! McCain had to pay a million Ameros to Jackson Browne for illegally using that “Running On Empty” song, and the Steve Miller Band only this year had to force Florida wingnut Marco Rubio to stop his campaign’s illegal use of the FM oldie “Take the Money and Run.” Did Republicans learn their lesson, at all? No, because they are all criminals. And now David Byrne has sued Charlie Crist for a million bucks because Crist’s campaign brazenly used the Talking Heads’ song “Road To Nowhere” without permission, licensing or payment…

The Spousal Unit came to read this over my shoulder because I was laughing, and started chuckling over the Repugs’ brilliant semi-subliminal statements of intent: “Running on empty? Take the money and run? Road to nowhere? Of course nobody listens to lyrics, but can’t they at least proof the titles? Or is this the revenge of their abused campaign staffers?”

Since Crist will be looking for a new theme song, maybe he can try this one. But only after proper royalty arrangements are made, of course.

“See I’m not walkin’ on it / Or tryin’ to run around it / This ain’t no acrobatics / You either follow or you lead, yeah / I’ll keep on blamin’ the machine, yeah… “

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Fragrant candles

by DougJ|  May 24, 201011:50 pm| 100 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Colbert is going to have a great time with this:

“Largely decorated by Limbaugh himself, [his Palm Beach house] reflects the things and places he has seen and admired. A massive chandelier in the dining room, for example, is a replica of the one that hung in the lobby of New York’s Plaza Hotel. The vast salon is meant to suggest Versailles. The main guest suite, which I didn’t visit, is an exact replica of the Presidential Suite at the Hotel George V in Paris. There is a full suit of armor on display, as well as a life-size oil painting of El Rushbo. Fragrant candles burned throughout the house, a daily home-from-the-wars ritual.”

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Irregardless, he’s wrong

by DougJ|  May 24, 20109:28 pm| 190 Comments

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If I ever start a post like this, I want one of you to kill me. Only John and mistermix actually know who I am, so it’s on you two:

Over at The Washington Post, Dave Weigel wades into a disagreement between Matthew Yglesias and I.

I try not to be a grammar scold, but this burns me up.

Update. Dan Savage earned my undying respect when he began an answer to a heartfelt letter about gay life by telling the guy not to use the word “irregardless”.

And I’d be more forgiving with Conor Friedersdorf if he didn’t do the whole “Mr. Weigel”, “Mr. Yglesias” thing. If you’re going to do the whole NYT formal thing, you’ve got to master basic grammar first.

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