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Early Morning Open Thread: Cool Tech

by Anne Laurie|  March 9, 20102:06 am| 31 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Science & Technology

Great article on low-cost, high-value technology from the Boston Globe:

Some students go to MIT to plumb the mysteries of the atom, or of outer space, or to press the limits of computer science. Amos Winter went another way: He’s trying to revolutionize the wheelchair. Specifically, he wants to make that most familiar aid to the disabled work in the Third World, where roads are bad, money tight, and the need immense.
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A doctoral candidate in mechanical engineering, Winter calls his invention the Leveraged Freedom Chair – leveraged because it is powered by hand levers.
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Abdullah Munish has another name for it. “I call it my little angel machine,’’ he said.
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For years after he survived a car crash but lost the use of his legs, Munish struggled to move his wheelchair along the rutted, hilly roads of his hometown in Tanzania. Frustrated, he often just stayed indoors, and lost touch with friends and relatives.
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Now, with the help of Winter’s invention, he has reclaimed his freedom and sense of connection. He can push himself up the hill to a neighborhood playing field where he can once again toss a ball around with friends. He can scoot along the gravel paths of Moshi to visit people again. “We believers, we know that anything that changes your life in terms of mobility, that is something that comes from heaven,’’ said Munish. A 31-year-old wheelchair technician, he is one of six wheelchair users in Tanzania, Kenya, and Uganda who have been testing the prototype since August.
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The genius of Winter’s wheelchair lies in the design of the long ratchet-like levers that power it. Hold them low, near the axle, and it goes fast. Hold them higher up, and it generates a lot of torque, making it possible to climb slowly but surely over rocks and up hills. In effect, you change gears by changing your body geometry.
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That helps keep the wheelchair simple and inexpensive, and may make it affordable to some of the 20 million people who need wheelchairs in the developing world…

Click through the link, and there’s a short video and an interactive graphic along with the rest of the story — exactly the sort of value-added content that the internet was supposed to enable, but all too rarely does.

And, frankly, I suspect there are plenty of people here in The Greatest Country in the World whose lives would be improved by a Leveraged Freedom Chair.

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Open Thread:… And A Pony!

by Anne Laurie|  March 8, 20109:30 pm| 87 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Pet Rescue

Well, a horsie. Tonight’s pet rescue heartwarmer, from commentor Nicole:

This is Cosmo (he’s the one on his back). I had no intention of acquiring him, or any other horse. Horse ownership is for people with money, land, or both. I live in New York, haven’t owned a car in 20 years, and am decidedly middle-class. So, of course, when I turned 30, I decided what I wanted, more than anything else, was to learn to ride a horse. At the time, there was still a riding stable in Manhattan, and I spent every extra dollar I could earn on lessons. Then the stable closed and I bid a tearful farewell to the horses who had bitten me, stepped on me, thrown me, and otherwise made me google-eyed with adoration for the equine. That includes the one who broke my knuckle. But it never occurred to me to own one.

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A year later, I met Cosmo at a trail-riding stable in Queens. There’s no rhyme or reason to why you like one horse and not another (or why one horse likes you and another doesn’t), but I can point to two moments with Cosmo. On my 36th birthday, I took Cosmo out alone for a ride. I was depressed about this birthday, my career, my life, and I moped through the first half of the ride. And Cosmo, who hates not being in the company of another horse, moped along with me. The second half of the ride, he turned into a thousand-pound cannonball, determined to get home to his friends, ideally at a full gallop. So we fought the rest of the ride- I wanted to walk; he wanted to run. And not once did I mope about where my life was going, because I was terrified I was going to die. When we finally got back, both of us covered in sweat, everything I’d been depressed about seemed idiotically trivial and I had a lovely rest of my birthday. And made a pledge to never, ever, make Cosmo go out alone again.
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The second moment was on the sad day I showed up for a ride to find out this stable, too, was closing. My husband, who is not a rider, but will try his best because he knows I love it (if he were a horse, you’d call him “willing”), went along on a last ride, me on Cosmo, him on another horse. When we stopped for a break Cosmo sidled over and laid his head on my husband’s knee. My husband looked down, delighted at the spontaneous affection, and Cosmo then wiped his mouth on my husband’s jeans, leaving a trail of spit from thigh to ankle. You’ll never convince me horses don’t have a sense of humor.

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I told the stable to call me if they couldn’t find a place for Cosmo. They quoted me a sale price but told me that several people were interested in him. I was happy other people wanted to take him and that I didn’t have to worry about where he was going. Three weeks later they called and said the other people had fallen through and quoted me a price one-third of the first one. I said I’d think about it, hung up the phone, said, “I can’t do this,” and realized I had photos of Cosmo and me all over the apartment. Love is a powerful, and financially challenging, emotion.
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And so, after endless phone calls, health certificates and finding out the horse is considerably older than claimed (there’s a saying, by the time a horse dealer says, “Good morning,” he’s already told you two lies), Cosmo, along with another of the horses, who now belongs to my riding buddy, were on a trailer, driven by a guy from Germany who spoke little English, to my uncle’s, who is kindly boarding them at cost for as long as his health will allow it. And I’m worried I’m in over my head, and that, with a baby on the way, I can’t afford this. But last weekend I went to visit and we took Cosmo and his friend out into a paddock and turned them loose- the first time in years they haven’t been standing in a stall or being ridden. The two old geldings ran and jumped and made snow angels. At one point, Cosmo walked over to me, put his nose in my hands and we stood quietly for a few moments. And I bawled like a little kid, grateful for this animal I never intended to own. And then my horse trotted off to roll in the snow again.

May you, Cosmo, and the rest of your growing family enjoy many happy years together, Nicole.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  March 8, 20101:59 pm| 167 Comments

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This thread is half full.

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Rescue Dog Update

by Tim F|  March 8, 201011:53 am| 161 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

The last time I mentioned rescuing a dog a couple of you mentioned that Dobermans make great family pets. That sounded kind of fishy to me, but I’m a data-and-logic guy rather than an anecdote guy (everyone thinks their pet is adorable and harmless) so I looked it up.

The publication Animal People maintains what many regard as the most comprehensive table of dog breeds and serious attacks out there. According to their chart Dobermans have taken part in many fewer serious attacks than comparable dogs like Boxers and German Shepherds and even Labs (!), although Doberman attacks are more likely to be fatal. Attack numbers for Rottweilers and Pit Bulls were off the charts. The CDC report here puts Dobermans closer to the middle of medium-sized dogs, although I couldn’t tell whether the CDC’s attacks numbers included working dogs doing their job (Animal People excluded those).

So far “safe dog” and “maybe kind of dangerous” are tied at one each. The situation called for a tie-breaker, so I applied the Randall Munroe Google technique. Here are the number of Google hits for the search string “killed by a X” (with quotes), where ‘X’ is a breed of dog. Note that Dachshund numbers are almost certainly understated because nobody knows how to f*cking spell Dachshund.

Pit Bull: >5,000,000
German Shepherd: >4,000,000 (apparently Shepherds hate cats and rabbits)
Rottweiler: >750,000
Boxer: 130,000
Poodle: 78,000
Labrador: 73,000
Doberman: 10 (two actual incidents)
Dachshund: 4
Airedale: 1 (a duck)

QED? Discuss.

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Jon Chait is Shrill

by John Cole|  March 7, 20109:55 pm| 70 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Media, Clown Shoes

More of this, please:

Jesus Christ, Mike Allen, Reconciliation Is NOT THAT COMPLICATED

When I read the op-ed, I figured it had to be totally redundant. What sentient being who’s following this closely could not understand it by now? I give you Politico’s Mike Allen, writing Saturday:

    When Senate Budget Committee Chairman Kent Conrad (D-N.D.) made this confusing argument last week on “Face the Nation,” we weren’t sure he was being deliberately disingenuous. It was, in fact, spin. Now, he’s made the same case in a similarly obtuse WashPost op-ed, “Reconciliation is not an option for health-care reform.” Don’t misread it: It’s an Alice-in-Wonderland argument FOR the use of reconciliation as part of the recipe for getting comprehensive health reform to the president’s desk

Confusing? Obtuse? Does Conrad need to stop by Politico’s offices with a picture book and some finger puppets? I understand perfectly well how intelligent people who don’t follow this debate closely might not catch on to the distinction. But this is what Mike Allen does all day — and, as I understand it, much of the night and the wee hours of the morning as well. How can anybody still not understand this? I’m at a loss here. Look, there’s an endless list of topics I don’t understand at all. I went through an entire semester of pre-Calculus in high school and was never able to understand what a function is. I still don’t. It’s a complicated subject and I was a lazy student. But this reconciliation distinction is easy, and Mike Allen is (legendarily) not lazy. So, what the hell is going on here?

Mike Allen, dishonest right-wing hack, or complete moron?

I vote both. And how much better would our media be if everytime someone was as bad as Allen, someone like Chait would call them on it?

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Because I Love You

by John Cole|  March 7, 20103:56 pm| 70 Comments

This post is in: Music, Open Threads

This has been going through my head since the Coraline/Neil Gaiman segment on CBS Sunday Morning, except I have reworked the lyrics to “Sweet Lily Dog”:

I just had to share.

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Tunch is Shrill

by John Cole|  March 7, 201012:14 pm| 165 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

This is what I have been dealing with since 9 am this morning:

I have no idea what he wants. He has clean water and food. His litterbox is clean. He has been furminated and I have played with him all morning. Yet he will not leave me alone.

Also, Laura send along the great news that the Balloon Juice store has raised close to $915 bucks for Charlies Angels pet rescue. Make sure you get your swag today.

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