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Come on, man.

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Is trump is trying to break black America over his knee? signs point to ‘yes’.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Republicans got rid of McCarthy. Democrats chose not to save him.

Second rate reporter says what?

If you still can’t see these things even now, maybe politics isn’t your forte and you should stop writing about it.

The media handbook says “controversial” is the most negative description that can be used for a Republican.

When you’re in more danger from the IDF than from Russian shelling, that’s really bad.

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Their shamelessness is their super power.

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if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

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Music Thread

by Tim F|  October 25, 20097:21 pm| 337 Comments

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Another bleg to our music nerd readers: please suggest the best, relaxing music that you can think of. Life and work is a little hectic at the moment. Left to my own devices I would listen to an infinite loop of Yo Yo Ma playing prelude to Cello Suite #1, but no doubt equally inspiring stuff exists that I haven’t heard yet.

Jazz, Funk, R&B, space and electronic are all welcome as long as it puts one in the right mood. I will hit up iTunes tonight for my favorite suggestions.

***Update***

And celtic, of course. 9 out of 10 Enyas agree that celtic might be the most inherently relaxing genre short of shakuhachi.

I just bought a shakuhachi album BTW, thanks very much to whoever recommended it.

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One Hour Left

by John Cole|  October 24, 200911:15 pm| 155 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Open Threads

To vote for Bitsy.

We can break 9k folks.

*** Update ***

For the Tunch fans:

masterofhisdomain

*** Update #2 ***

For the victor:

anniebitsy-transylvaniatimes

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Minnesota Star(bursts)

by DougJ|  October 24, 200911:07 pm| 77 Comments

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George George Will has a crush:

The state senator from her district in suburban Minneapolis-St. Paul had been in office for 17 years, had stopped being pro-life and started supporting tax increases, so that morning Michele Bachmann had skipped washing her hair, put on jeans and a tattered sweatshirt and went to the local Republican nominating caucus to ask the incumbent a few pointed questions. There, on the spur of the moment, some similarly disgruntled conservatives suggested that she unseat him. After she made a five-minute speech “on freedom,” the caucus emphatically endorsed her, and she handily won the subsequent primary.

If I were George WIll, I probably wouldn’t use the phrase “petite pistol” in a column like this.

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Why can’t the English

by DougJ|  October 24, 20099:27 pm| 174 Comments

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I remember turning on CNN last year or the year before — more than once — and seeing Sully and Hitch discuss this or that (with no one else there except the CNNbot) about American politics. What the fuck? What would these limeys know about American politics? (In fairness, Sully’s take on how Obama operates is dead on, IMHO.)

I mention this because this weekend I met up with an English colleague of mine who a) thought Democrats should nominate Zell Miller or at least make him VP in 2000, b) thought Bush would be a better president than Gore during the 2000 election, and c) thought that Bush would lose by the widest margin in the history of American politics in 2004. Despite this (all of which he now admits was wrong), he continues to predict various silly things — that Republicans will find their “own Obama” in the next presidential election or two, for example. This is someone who is probably a bit to the left of me politically and is undeniably brilliant in many ways.

What’s a bit hard to describe is how eerily similar his analyses are to Hitch and/or Sully. There’s the inexplicable hatred of Hillary Clinton. There’s the fixation with whether or not various candidates are good people. There’s the complete inability to understand how the contemporary Republican party operates (i.e., that it’s run by lunatics who would fuck up any administration, regardless of what a “good man” John McCain is).

So, what gives with all of this? Why do we have so many English people over here commenting on our politics? Why do they understand it so poorly? And why do they think they understand it to begin with? My guess is that the common language creates the illusion of a similar system but that the reality is that there are almost no similarities between our system and theirs.

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Saturday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  October 24, 20098:10 pm| 213 Comments

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Watching Milk on HBO and packing for my trip next week. You?

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Saturday Open Thread

by John Cole|  October 24, 200911:07 am| 90 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Sports, Television

I see you all have been left alone and are getting restless. Sorry about that- I watched Monk (Sharona returned!) and then that new show White Collar last night, and just called it a night. I’ve been doing the various Saturday morning chores before gam eday and honestly forgot about the website for a change.

BTW- that new show White Collar is going to be a lot of fun, and once again, it reminded me of how many shows over the years I have really enjoyed from the USA netword:

Monk
Psych
Burn Notice
the Dead Zone
the 4400
Royal Pains
In Plain Sight

And on and on. You can add White Collar to the list. I don’t know if it is just a matter that I’m just the right demographic that USA is shooting for, but I seem to like an awful lot of their programming. Far more quality shows on USA than any other traditional network.

At any rate, I hope your team wins.

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Another Open Thread

by John Cole|  October 23, 20097:32 pm| 48 Comments

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I got nothing. Krista passes along this picture:

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