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Open Thread (Song for Lily)

by Anne Laurie|  October 27, 20098:31 pm| 142 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Lily, Open Threads

She can sing this to John.

Little dogs are experts at the oooooo choruses!

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Made it in One Piece

by John Cole|  October 27, 20094:32 pm| 202 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Made it to my destination- flew Southwestern for the first time, and man the open seating is genius. I found the fattest guy I could sitting by himself in a window seat, and I took the aisle seat. I knew no one would sit between us. It also seems like there is a helluva lot more leg room.

BTW- I’m laughing at the Lieberman stuff. Will all the folks who spent the last few weeks trashing the WH for being insufficiently aggressive with the public option please write up your apologies long-form? I’ll check memeorandum for you later. Pretty clearly, the swarthy guy knew the whip count better than Harry Reid. Imagine that! Of course, by noting that Team Obama has more political awareness and skill than Senate Democrats just makes me an O-bot.

Although I hear if you wish really hard and scream “Just words” at Obama, Lieberman might change his mind. That is how this shit works- I read it on the internet!

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Off to the Rodeo

by John Cole|  October 27, 20096:58 am| 152 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Here’s a thread for you all- I’m off to catch a flight. I’ll check in this afternoon, but you kids behave.

Also- this has been my earworm for the past two days:

There are worse earworms to have…

Oh, one other thing- Mac users, I can not tell you how much I love Song Sergeant. Merged my itunes folders using the external HD, Song Sergeant went right through and cleaned everything up.

BTW- I think I finally understand phantom leg syndrome. Every time I walked around my house last night and this morning, I kept looking behind me for someone who was not there, but I expected her to be there.

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This House is Not Rocking

by John Cole|  October 26, 20098:04 pm| 176 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Dog Blogging, Open Threads

Getting ready for my trip tomorrow, so I dropped Tunch off at Tammy’s and took Lily to my brother’s. As I was driving away from my brother’s, he was walking her in the house, and she struggled so much that she got out of her collar and came chasing after the car. I had to stop in the middle of the road and grab her and he had to carry her, whining, into the house. She’s apparently been crying ever since.

I has a sad.

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Give ’em enough thread

by DougJ|  October 26, 200912:52 pm| 216 Comments

This post is in: Black Jimmy Carter, Open Threads

I’ll give you a question to discuss: does Obama’s waffling on the exact nature of the public option (which I agree is puzzling) make him look like Jimmy Carter, Richard, Nixon, Adolf Hitler, or all of the above?


Update.
Mao, Stalin, Neville Chamberlain, Don Draper, and Felix the Cat are also acceptable choices here.

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Monday Morning Open Thread (Glimmers of Hope Edition)

by Anne Laurie|  October 26, 20094:51 am| 110 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Daydream Believers

In his latest NYT column, Paul Krugman (may he abide in shrillness forever) is so confident we’ll get some kind of health care reform that he’s willing to speculate on how it will be received:

[T]he experience in Massachusetts, which passed major health reform back in 2006, should dampen conservative hopes and soothe progressive fears.

Like the bill that will probably emerge from Congress, the Massachusetts reform mainly relies on a combination of regulation and subsidies to chivy a mostly private system into providing near-universal coverage. It is, to be frank, a bit of a Rube Goldberg device — a complicated way of achieving something that could have been done much more simply with a Medicare-type program…

[R]eform remains popular. Earlier this year, many conservatives, citing misleading poll results, claimed that public support for the Massachusetts reform had plunged. Newer, more careful polling paints a very different picture. The key finding: an overwhelming 79 percent of the public think the reform should be continued, while only 11 percent think it should be repealed.

Interestingly, another recent poll shows similar support among the state’s physicians: 75 percent want to continue the policies; only 7 percent want to see them reversed.

As a proud Massachusetts resident by choice, I can attest it would be hard to get 79% of my fellow Massholes to come out in favor of sunshine and/or kittens. This is good news for Nancy Pelosi!

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Sunday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  October 25, 200910:37 pm| 177 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Television

Not sure if any of you are following Californication, but I just spotted Stephen Root (aka Jimmy James), a guy who I think makes every scene he is in funnier, in a role as Kathleen Turner’s husband. And my goodness, Kathleen Turner…

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