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James Baker, Dovish Appeaser And Hater of All Things Military, Masculine, and ‘Murrican

by John Cole|  May 21, 200811:15 am| 40 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Excellent Links

Via Sullivan, this shocking display of appeasement:

Obama is cleaning their clocks on this issue, and McCain would do himself a real service to stop taking advice from small men and internet tough guys who think AM radio show hosts are deep-thinkers.

PS- It would be wise to remember Baker’s nickname.

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Sometimes, Things Just Suck

by Michael D.|  May 21, 20085:32 am| 56 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Wishing Ted Kennedy the very best in a very difficult situation – a malignant brain tumor (glioma) and possibly less than a year to live.

The diagnosis cast a pall over Capitol Hill, where the Massachusetts Democrat has served since 1962.

“All of the oxygen went out of the room,” when the news broke, said Sen. Patty Murray, D-Wash., who called Kennedy “a mentor.”

Some senators later wept as they publicly considered the potential mortality of a man who was at the center of nearly a half-century of some of the nation’s most important legislative issues.

Man, that sucks… big time.

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The Weirdest Damned Thing You May Ever See

by John Cole|  May 20, 20087:51 pm| 55 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Humorous, General Stupidity

Via Gizmodo, this video of a remote control flying penis interrupting a Gary Kasparov speech:

I don’t even have anything clever to say.

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Liberal Fascism on Your Television

by John Cole|  May 15, 20088:48 pm| 79 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Republican Stupidity

This is just so damned awesome I am posting it in a thread of its own.

I could really watch this all night.

*** Update ***

Heh- Monty Python was there first:

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Don’t Eat The Brown Acid

by John Cole|  May 15, 20085:15 pm| 18 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links


MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

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Excellent News From California

by Michael D.|  May 15, 20082:03 pm| 108 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links

As goes California…

California’s top court has ruled that a state law banning marriage between same-sex couples is unconstitutional.

The state’s Supreme Court said the “right to form a family relationship” applied to all Californians regardless of sexuality.

The revolution is happening and, pretty soon, you will all be required to gay marry!

Update: Schwarzenegger:

“I respect the Court’s decision and as Governor, I will uphold its ruling. Also, as I have said in the past, I will not support an amendment to the constitution that would overturn this state Supreme Court ruling.”

Bad Republican! (via Sullivan)

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If This Were America…

by Michael D.|  May 15, 20087:14 am| 21 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

…Republicans would be rushing to pass legislation to save the embryo!

Doctors say a 9-year-old girl who went to hospital in central Greece suffering from stomach pains was carrying her embryonic twin.

Doctors at Larissa General Hospital who examined the girl found a growth, which was surgically removed.

Murderers!

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