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One Nation Under God, GODDAMNIT

by John Cole|  July 12, 20076:15 pm| 128 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics

And all you heathen Hindus better recognize or GTFO:

Christian activists briefly disrupted a Hindu invocation in the US Senate on Thursday, marring a historic first for the chamber and showing that fundamentalism is present and shouting in the US too.

Invited by the Senate to offer Hindu prayers in place of the usual Christian invocation, Rajan Zed, a Hindu priest from Reno, Nevada, had just stepped up to the podium for the landmark occasion when three protesters, said to belong to the Christian Right anti-abortion group Operation Save America, interrupted by loudly asking for God’s forgiveness for allowing the ”false prayer” of a Hindu in the Senate chamber.

“Lord Jesus, forgive us father for allowing a prayer of the wicked, which is an abomination in your sight,” the first protester shouted. “This is an abomination. We shall have no other gods before you.”

Democratic Senator Bob Casey, who was serving as the presiding officer for the morning, immediately asked the sergeant-at-arms to restore order. But they continued to protest as they were headed out the door by the marshals, shouting, “No Lord but Jesus Christ!” and “There’s only one true God!”

Zed, clad in saffron with a prominent tilak on his forehead, then nervously went through the invocation.

Lunatics. Remember who these festering scumbags are when the GOP engages in recreational gay-bashing in a few months to get their votes. This is playing real well abroad, btw.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  July 9, 20071:36 pm| 41 Comments

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In case there is anything interesting that we haven’t blogged about lately.

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Rudy Has Firefighters And McCain has Immigration Activists. Who Does Mitt Have?

by Tim F|  July 7, 200710:34 am| 23 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics

Answer: Dogs Against Romney.

If some grumpy-looking Vietnam vets can sink the Kerry campaign, I shudder to think what puppies can do to the Mittster.

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Joe-Joe

by Tim F|  July 2, 200711:24 am| 7 Comments

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Any Connecticut readers out there? I think it would be a fine idea to call your Independent Senator’s office and tell him how much you support his idea that the government should be able to surveil private citizens purely at its own discretion. I would certainly feel safer if president Hillary kept much closer tabs on the personal communications of a crazy warmonger like Joe Lieberman.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  June 26, 200710:24 am| 54 Comments

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For any subject other than Cheney.

Cheney

Also, don’t think of a pink elephant.

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Happy Birthday to Me

by John Cole|  June 22, 200710:26 am| 84 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Previous Site Maintenance, General Stupidity

It is my 37th.

And like all single dorks, my big plans include watching some movies this afternoon while lying on the couch and then having a big dinner and probably watching some more movies.

I think I am going old school today:

I was seven-eight when SW IV came out, and I think I saw it 8 times in the theatre.

Also, a quick shout out to my younger brother and sisters:

The eldest children in families tend to develop higher I.Q.’s than their siblings, researchers are reporting today, in a large study that could settle more than a half-century of scientific debate about the relationship between I.Q. and birth order.

That is right, Devon, Seth, and Anne. I got the looks, the sense of humor, and the brains. Suck it.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  June 12, 20073:32 pm| 28 Comments

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By popular demand.

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