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Late Night Horrorshow Open Thread: Aren’t They All Just Proud Boyz, Though?

by Anne Laurie|  October 26, 201812:27 am| 42 Comments

This post is in: Getting The Band Back Together, Open Threads, All Too Normal, Are these Nazis Walter?, Decline and Fall, Fucked-up-edness, MONSTERS, Seriously

Proud Boys member gets makeover for court appearance https://t.co/qSy0aBc9CN pic.twitter.com/5riGKuESns

— New York Post Metro (@nypmetro) October 25, 2018

Well *of course* when you put it that way it sounds bad https://t.co/wf09kDbYok

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) October 25, 2018

Per the original story, in the Washington Post:

… In an interview with a website associated with the party, King (R-Iowa) declared that “Western civilization is on the decline,” spoke of the replacement of white Europeans by immigrants and criticized Hungarian American financier George Soros, who has backed liberal groups around the world.

King spoke to the Unzensuriert site Aug. 24 in Vienna, a day after concluding a five-day journey to Jewish and Holocaust historical sites in Poland, including the Auschwitz-Birkenau death camp. The trip, including airfare to and from Europe, was financed by From the Depths, an international nonprofit group that seeks to educate lawmakers about the Holocaust.

Unzensuriert, which translates as “Uncensored,” is a publication associated with Austria’s Freedom Party, which was founded by a former Nazi SS officer and is now led by Heinz-Christian Strache, who was active in neo-Nazi circles as a youth. While the party has distanced itself from those connections, it recently embraced a hard-line anti-immigration stance while seeking ties with other far-right parties and leaders abroad.

“What does this diversity bring that we don’t already have?” King said in the interview. “Mexican food, Chinese food, those things — well, that’s fine. But what does it bring that we don’t have that is worth the price? We have a lot of diversity within the U.S. already.”…

In an interview Thursday, King… accused his “political opposition” of “ginning this up” ahead of the Nov. 6 election…

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Foreign Affairs Horrorshow Open Thread: Jamal Kashoggi Is Dead. Donald Trump Remains A Liar

by Anne Laurie|  October 17, 201811:01 pm| 145 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Hail to the Hairpiece, Republican Venality, Trump Crime Cartel, Get Mad You Sons Of Bitches, MONSTERS

Trump on conversation w/Saudi king about Jamal Khashoggi’s murder: “it just sounded to me like he felt like he did not do it” https://t.co/S9QM7eUc5X

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) October 17, 2018

Trump to reporters in Oval office on #JamalKhashoggi : “You don't know whether or not we’ve sent the FBI [to investigate] do you?"

Reporter: "Have you?"

Trump: "Why would I tell you?"

— Paul Danahar (@pdanahar) October 17, 2018

President Trump says he’s not giving cover to the Saudis “at all,” but stresses that Saudi Arabia is an important ally.

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) October 17, 2018

We take Putin’s word he didn’t interfere in 2016 election, Kim’s he will denuclearize, and MBS that he had no role in Khashoggi murder. If Reagan was trust but verify, @realDonaldTrump is trust and look away. Sad to be sure, but also dangerous.

— Richard N. Haass (@RichardHaass) October 17, 2018

We are a day or two away from Trump claiming Khashoggi dismembered himself https://t.co/pi8ogrUG57

— Evan Siegfried (@evansiegfried) October 17, 2018

(whispers then says on @cnn) Trump knows the Kingdom is guilty. Once you accept that Trump is lying, then he isn't actually being played. We are. https://t.co/ofpio19wxP

— Juliette Kayyem (@juliettekayyem) October 17, 2018


 
Word from the (Republican) Chairman of the Senate’s Committee on Foreign Relations:

This paragraph says everything you need to know about Bob Corker’s ability to do anything independent of the Trump administration. https://t.co/XPARuf6whJ pic.twitter.com/uffcW1TyPS

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) October 18, 2018

I suspect that MbS will be able to forestall any Trump administration pressure on Khashoggi. The question is what Congress will do then.

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) October 17, 2018


… Before or after the midterms? Because this sounds like one more really good reason to elect as many Democrats as possible, and turf out these useless GOP enablers.

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Late Night Horrorshow: Oval Office Occupant, for Rent – Cheap

by Anne Laurie|  October 12, 20182:44 am| 49 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Foreign Affairs, Republican Venality, Trump Crime Cartel, All Too Normal, MONSTERS

The president has no plans to punish Saudi Arabia over the likely murder and dismemberment of journalist Jamal Khashoggi https://t.co/tGWc9N6dhy

— The Hive (@VFHIVE) October 11, 2018

I don’t pretend to understand the foreign policy implications here. (To be honest, since I grew up with Armenian neighbors, my first thought upon hearing about this was This sounds like the sort of torture porn the Turks would dream up.) But I know good old-fashioned American corruption by two-bit grifters entirely too well. Donald Trump is a national disgrace, and I sincerely hope he’s punished for enabling Khashoggi’s (alleged!) murder, among his ever-growing list of impeachable offenses.

Trump: This thing happened in Turkey and Khashoggi isn't even a US citizen. pic.twitter.com/3poTLR22jN

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) October 11, 2018

Kind of like how a crooked police chief looks the other way from mobsters that are buying him off, but, you know, like the biggest bribes ever. Really tremendous bribes. https://t.co/wDsSzjzblV

— Schooley (@Rschooley) October 12, 2018

“The audio recording in particular provides some of the most persuasive and gruesome evidence that the Saudi team is responsible for Khashoggi’s death.” https://t.co/AoqlpXZ1lN

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) October 12, 2018

… Mohammed has billed himself as a reformer and moderating force in Saudi Arabia, and he has become a key strategic partner in particular to Jared Kushner, the president’s son-in-law and senior adviser.

Kushner has tried to promote Mohammed to skeptical national security officials, who have long viewed him as an impetuous and ruthless leader who has an overly simplistic view of the complex challenges the United States faces in the Middle East.

During a bill signing Thursday in the Oval Office, President Trump called Khashoggi’s suspected killing “a terrible thing,” but stopped short of assigning blame.

“We’re looking at it very strongly,” Trump said. “We’ll be having a report out soon. We’re working with Turkey, we’re working with Saudi Arabia. What happened is a terrible thing, assuming that happened. I mean, maybe we’ll be pleasantly surprised, but somehow I tend to doubt it.”…

The Saudi prince once reportedly bragged that he had Jared Kushner “in his pocket.” https://t.co/Xurn7EMiMb

— Citizens for Ethics (@CREWcrew) October 11, 2018

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For the Record: Brett Kavanaugh Is *NOT* A Good Man

by Anne Laurie|  September 28, 20184:57 am| 38 Comments

This post is in: Activist Judges!, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Women's Rights Are Human Rights, Assholes, Decline and Fall, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, MONSTERS

Yelling at a job interview at the people in charge of hiring you really seems peak rich white guy pic.twitter.com/VjfOELmKQI

— Susan J. Demas ?? (@sjdemas) September 27, 2018

I have my doubts about his skill as a lawyer, and Murphy the Trickster God knows how much harm he’s already done on the bench, if Thursday’s performance was a fair sample. But there’s no doubt whatsofeckingever that he’s a loyal little Repub partisan, and that might be enough at this moment in time.

People of varying political views are talking about an “1850s moment“. That’s when the Republican Party was founded, explicitly to fight the grossest civil injustice of the day; perhaps there is some narrative arc demanding that today’s debased GOP die fighting to defend the worst current crimes against the Constitution.

Kavanaugh just absolutely proved what Democrats have always suspected of him: that he is a partisan operative masquerading as a judge.

— Matthew Miller (@matthewamiller) September 27, 2018

This outrage might be a bit more compelling coming from someone who wasn’t part of the Vince Foster witch hunt.

— David S. Bernstein (@dbernstein) September 27, 2018

Contrast: Christine Blasey Ford, who has never been near the political arena, & Brett Kavanaugh, who has spent his lifetime in it. Both expressing surprise that the political arena is so harsh and perilous. Kavanaugh seems shocked, reeling that it is become perilous for him.

— Alexis Simendinger (@ASimendinger) September 27, 2018

Kavanaugh says opposition to his nomination is “a calculated and orchestrated hit” engineered in response to dissatisfaction with Trump and to serve the Clinton’s agenda. “What goes around comes around,” he advises. “You’ll never get me to quit. Never.”

— Tim O'Brien (@TimOBrien) September 27, 2018

"you'll never get me to quit" yeah Brett that's kind of Dr Ford's point.

— zeddy (@Zeddary) September 27, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh operates under the assumption that being confirmed to the Supreme Court without any full investigation would be better for his life reputation than an additional week to investigate. Ask yourself why

— Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) September 27, 2018

Brett Kavanaugh is now highlighting at length his many years as a partisan Republican operative. The related paper trail is why McConnell originally did not want Trump to pick him. I wrote about this the day after he was nominated: https://t.co/uigfqBKarO

— James Hohmann (@jameshohmann) September 27, 2018

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Late Night GOP Faithlessness Open Thread: Collateral Damage

by Anne Laurie|  July 16, 20182:15 am| 12 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Russiagate, Assholes, MONSTERS

I keep thinking of the family of Seth Rich, who have spent two years watching kooks and useful idiots accuse their murdered son of leaking these emails. Imagine how that feels.

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) July 13, 2018

Reminder that Julian Assange (who was in a position to know) and others have spent the past 2 years trying to pin the DNC hack on Seth Rich, a slain DNC junior staffer who cannot defend himself. https://t.co/ibOGMpC27Z

— Alex Seitz-Wald (@aseitzwald) July 13, 2018

One can still hope Assange will pay some price for his venality in this, among other, instances. Newt Gingrich, on the other hand, has nothing to fear but the verdict of history…

Today’s indictment is fatal to the Seth Rich conspiracy theory. @newtgingrich said to be in search of a newer, healthier conspiracy. https://t.co/qIhutP8M2M

— VeryStableHat (@Popehat) July 14, 2018

In light of the Mueller indictments, I called @newtgingrich to see if he would like to apologize to the Seth Rich family for peddling the conspiracy theory that Rich was killed for supposedly leaking the DNC docs to Wikileaks.

"No. Goodbye!" Gingrich told me before hanging up. https://t.co/hhy10ru7MN

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) July 13, 2018

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As Above, So Below: More Repub-Enabled Tragedy Waiting to Happen

by Anne Laurie|  July 3, 20185:32 pm| 118 Comments

This post is in: domestic terrorists, Immigration, Republican Venality, All Too Normal, MONSTERS, Seriously

I'm going to be super blunt here:

Human beings on foot in the desert will die without water. Men, women, kids will all die because they simply can't carry that much water with them & he's doing this in the name of Christianity and to save women & kids from imaginary sex camps.

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) July 2, 2018


 
Wonkette summarizes J.J. McNab’s latest depressing domestic-terrorism news:

In early June, a conspiracy nutter, pretend veterans advocate, and wannabe rightwing star named Lewis Arthur got himself about two weeks’ worth of social media fame after he decided that an abandoned homeless camp in the desert near Tucson, Arizona, was actually a child sex trafficking site, complete with a “dungeon” and a “rape tree.” No evidence whatsoever, but he seemed so certain about it that some local TV stations that should have known better gave it coverage, and the wingnuttosphere glommed on to it as the latest “proof” of the vast imaginary pedophile network that started with #Pizzagate and later morphed into the insane QAnon troll drama that the kids are so into these days. The Internet, which has an attention span shorter than Donald Trump’s, moved on to other things, but instead of gracefully fading away like Numa Numa videos, Arthur is determined to regain his brief moment of online glory. He seems determined to be a complete asshole about it, and may just end up getting people killed.

As the invaluable militia-watcher JJ MacNab explains, a month after his brief fling with being the hottest new shit in wingnut world, Arthur finds himself with stagnating online support, mostly because “People have gotten bored watching hour after hour of Lewis pointing to trash and calling it proof that traffickers were there just before he and his crew ran them off.” …

As MacNab notes, Arthur seems to have decided on a new tack: Instead of looking for the child sex traffickers that he can’t seem to find, Arthur and his “Veterans on Patrol” (a group Arthur originally started to help homeless vets; he himself has never served but is very big on military-speak) will now start going after illegal immigrants, because obviously a bunch of loons in the desert looking for migrants to harass will bring an end to the child trafficking, too.

Lewis Arthur has a real cool plan: He’s gonna go out and find every single cache of supplies left to help migrants, “confiscate” the water, food, and medical supplies, and then place them in national parks and monuments (and maybe national forests — he seems unclear on the concept) so they can be used by Americans. At one point he claims he and his group will “re-open” the national parks, which he seems to think have been shut down by the constant flow of human traffickers and drug mules all over public lands…

Long story short: Lewis Arthur certainly isn’t going to be setting up any water stations in national parks. But the damn fool’s likely to destroy water supplies for migrants crossing the desert in Arizona’s summer heat, and that may very possibly lead to people dying. You wouldn’t be amiss in sending a few dollars to Humane Borders, which has this crazy idea that even though crossing the border is illegal, it shouldn’t be treated as a death sentence.

As the NYTimes is bound to assure us if — Goddess forbid, when — Arthur’s nutball stunting causes an actual tragedy, it’s not as though Donald Trump / Paul Ryan / Mitch McConnell were directly responsible. But Trump is the man who gave Arthur and his fellows explicit permission to “knock the shit outta” everyone not a bigoted xenophobe… and the entire Republican coalition are the ones whose endless energy have been directed, not at reducing the harm their Dear Leader can do, but at guaranteeing maximal damage for their own personal power.

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