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Flashback

by Tim F|  July 19, 20065:46 pm| 17 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

WTF.

And yes, via Atrios, Tom Tomorrow has magical powers of predicting the obvious.

***Update***

Another literary reference. If the end comes as a surprise twist then you slept through more high school English classes than I did.

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Flinstones, Meet the Flintstones

by John Cole|  July 19, 20062:53 pm| 97 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Science & Technology

Meet the modern stone agers:

President Bush vetoed a bill for the first time today, using his constitutional power to reject legislation passed by Congress that would expand federal research on embryonic stem cells, a step he said would be “crossing a moral line.”

“This bill would support the taking of innocent human life,” Mr. Bush said at the White House, surrounded by scores of children born as a result of an embryo-adoption program and their parents.

“These boys and girls are not spare parts,” Mr. Bush said, to loud applause.

Undifferentiated globs of cells are now to be treated as your equal. That doesn’t make much sense until you realize who voted against the legislation, leaving it short of a veto-proof majority:

Allard (R-CO)
Allen (R-VA)
Bond (R-MO)
Brownback (R-KS)
Bunning (R-KY)
Burns (R-MT)
Chambliss (R-GA)
Coburn (R-OK)
Coleman (R-MN)
Cornyn (R-TX)
Craig (R-ID)
Crapo (R-ID)
DeMint (R-SC)
DeWine (R-OH)
Dole (R-NC)
Domenici (R-NM)
Ensign (R-NV)
Enzi (R-WY)
Graham (R-SC)
Grassley (R-IA)
Hagel (R-NE)
Inhofe (R-OK)
Isakson (R-GA)
Kyl (R-AZ)
Martinez (R-FL)
McConnell (R-KY)
Nelson (D-NE)
Roberts (R-KS)
Santorum (R-PA)
Sessions (R-AL)
Shelby (R-AL)
Sununu (R-NH)
Talent (R-MO)
Thomas (R-WY)

Thune (R-SD)
Vitter (R-LA)
Voinovich (R-OH)

One can understand why Rick Santorum would side with the unthinking and unfeeling cells with little future. The bolded individuals are up for election in 2006. Support their opponents, even if that means NANCY PELOSI AND ROBERT BYRD WILL BE RUNNING THINGS. BOO! And while we are at it, kudos to Orrin Hatch, Bill Frist, and a few others who parted with the lunatic fringe on this issue and supported the stem cell legislation.

I support giving the ‘culture of life’ crowd some room, and I respect their right to differ on issues with me. That doesn’t mean I am going to give them any quarter when they are flat-out making things up, as they are when they claim these cells are human life. They are not, and even with this legislation vetoed, they never will be. Not one life was saved with this bill, and while Chuck Schumer is clearly overstating things and exaggerating the state of stem cell research, this is a step backwards.

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Wingers Rise Up

by Tim F|  July 19, 20068:35 am| 265 Comments

This post is in: Politics

True Fact: whenever I pick up a pizza at Mineo’s I spend the 20 or 30 minutes listening to Michael Savage. Oppo research? A weird infatuation with clinical insanity? Whatever, it just puts me in the right mood for a pizza. Anyhow his outraged reasonable-guy act is a lot more listenable than smirking bombasts like Hannity and O’Reilly (distinction without a difference? discuss).

For months now Savage has more or less written off president Bush as a chump and a useless gasbag. The Dubai deal set off the nativist in Savage, obviously, but Savage’s real beef comes from his inner thwarted warmonger. Example, Savage spent most of my last pizza trip wondering whether the GOP has any leaders willing to do what it takes to win the war on America’s enemies. In general each talk radio “talent” has his own decent-size army of dittoheads which presumably overlaps significantly from talent to talent, so it seems likely that Savage speaks for a decent swath of wingerdom. Savage and his listeners have decided that Bush just doesn’t have the cojones to take the fight to enemies both outside and (he spends a lot of time on this point) inside America.

As always, talk radioland gets the new meme before the national media:

At a moment when his conservative coalition is already under strain over domestic policy, President Bush is facing a new and swiftly building backlash on the right over his handling of foreign affairs.

[…] “It is Topic A of every single conversation,” said Danielle Pletka, vice president for foreign and defense policy studies at the American Enterprise Institute, a think tank that has had strong influence in staffing the administration and shaping its ideas. “I don’t have a friend in the administration, on Capitol Hill or any part of the conservative foreign policy establishment who is not beside themselves with fury at the administration.”

[…] Former House speaker Newt Gingrich, who is considering a bid for president, called the administration’s latest moves abroad a form of appeasement. “We have accepted the lawyer-diplomatic fantasy that talking while North Korea builds bombs and missiles and talking while the Iranians build bombs and missiles is progress,” he said in an interview. “Is the next stage for Condi to go dancing with Kim Jong Il?” he asked, referring to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and the North Korean leader.

“I am utterly puzzled,” Gingrich added.

[…] “What they are doing on North Korea or Iran is what [Sen. John F.] Kerry would do, what a normal middle-of-the-road president would do,” he said. “This administration prided itself on molding history, not just reacting to events. Its a normal foreign policy right now. It’s the triumph of Kerryism.”

In sum, the president who many think is batshit crazy has started taking fire from his “side” for not being batshit crazy enough. Keep in mind that these are the people to whom the administration has paid careful attention since before the 2000 election. George Will, to whom they have never paid attention*, comments:

The administration, justly criticized for its Iraq premises and their execution, is suddenly receiving some criticism so untethered from reality as to defy caricature.

In some ways I feel for the Bush crowd. For a short time they let these people live out their talk-radio fantasy world where the brute force of war solves all problems. After a high like that you can hardly blame the denizens of talk radioland for wanting to stay a little longer even after the great White Knight has beat an ignominous retreat to the real world.

It seems somehow poignant that the only caller who answered Michael Savage’s search for a new leader suggested…Dick Cheney.

(*) Maybe because George Will makes a surprising amount of sense. You know, for a conservative.

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Open Thread

by Tim F|  July 18, 20061:37 pm| 29 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

By popular demand, let’s scroll that last thread a bit down the page.

Mister Floofersons probably doesn’t mind uninvited backrubs. That, my friends, is the difference between Mister Floofersons and the German Chancellor.

_Sir_ Floofersons

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Inexplicable

by Tim F|  July 18, 200611:33 am| 186 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

This simply makes me cringe (photo via Josh Marshall):

Massaging Merkel

Yes that is Angela Merkel, conservative Chancellor of Germany.

Yet another reason why we should take Barry White off the Marine Band’s regular rotation.

***Update***

John Amato has the video (WMP).

So far the rightwing responses:
* Maybe the photos are out of context? No, see the video.
* Liberals are angry! Also known as the devastating Michael Moore is fat line of critique. Thanks for sharing.
* Clinton would have done worse! A humorous overstatement that will soon be rendered moot by a blogger making the same comment in all seriousness.
* [New] This post has too many comments! Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
* [Newer] (I honestly think that this one was delivered with a straight face) If she doesn’t file a complaint then she must have liked it!

Maybe the female rightwing bloggers (Pam?) can weigh in on how much they like it when random acquaintances do that uninvited.

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Cat Question

by John Cole|  July 18, 200610:48 am| 39 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance, General Stupidity

In other Cole related summer news, my cat, Tunch, seems to have developed two pieces of matted hair on both sides of his tail on his back. I really do not know how to describe this, other than it felt like he had gum in his hair and it matted down. I tried repeatedly to brush them out, but the brush would just get stuck. And these mats of hair are super hard to describe other than that they felt like dreadlocks feel- just masses of oil and body hair.

At any rate, like a good West Virginian, my first thought was a home remedy, so I started my day yesterday with a cup of coffee and then I shaved my cat. Well- I partially shaved my cat. I shaved off the back hindquarters around the afflicted area, and took it down far enough to see if there was a rash or sore that might be causing this. There was not.

At any rate, I was wondering if any of you have ever had this problem with your little ones and have some answers. And, btw- you have not lived until you have held down a squirming cat and shaved his back with an electric razor. My cuts and scratches should heal in no time, and I am putting Vitamin E on them.

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Executive Summary

by Tim F|  July 18, 200610:47 am| 103 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, War

From a helpful comment in the previous thread and recent news accounts, here is a summary of the basic motivations driving this conflict. In choosing what to listen to and what to ignore the most important feature for me is the basic assumption that all of the major players are fundamentally rational people acting for understandable reasons. Any appeal to one side or the other being some shade of evil (e.g. demented, blinded by religious hysteria, etc; See Tim F’s Law) strikes me as unserious and not worth listening to.

So here goes:

* The Hamas kidnapping required at least a month of preparation, so whatever they were reacting to happened long before the event itself. It is quite obvious that the move was meant to provoke Israel, possibly to create favorable terms for a prisoner exchange.

* On the other hand, Hezbollah seems to have merely seen an opportunity and siezed it. Mark Perry explains at TAP:

Oy vey. There are a lot of people in Washington trying to walk that story back right now, because it’s not true.

Hezbollah and Israel stand along this border every day observing each other through binoculars and waiting for an opportunity to kill each other. They are at war. They have been for 25 years, no one ever declared a cease-fire between them. … They stand on the border every day and just wait for an opportunity. And on Tuesday morning there were two Humvees full of Israeli soldiers, not under observation from the Israeli side, not under covering fire, sitting out there all alone. The Hezbollah militia commander just couldn’t believe it — so he went and got them.

* Where Israel might (but probably would not) have negotiated with Hamas, the Hezbollah provocation made it simply impossible not to respond militarily. This set off a choreographed kabuki dance that both sides have no doubt wargamed for years. Hezbollah’s long rockets, the Katyushas, Fajr-2′ sand Fajr-5’s, have more of a strategic significance here than tactical in the sense that the rockets will do little to nothing to degrade Israel’s warfighting ability. In fact their purpose is precisely the opposite – the incessant rain of rocket fire on Israeli towns and cities makes it politically impossible for Israel to entertain any moderated peace plan.

* Why doesn’t Hezbollah want Israel to stop fighting? Hezbollah believes that it has made sufficient advances in its fighting ability to inflict grevious losses on Israeli forces if they attempt a land invasion. If that happened and Israel was forced to withdraw the strategic loss for Israel would be enormous – Hezbollah could continue raining ever-more-sophisticated rockets on northern and (eventually) central Israel and the point would be made that Israel can do nothing about it. This change would shift the bargaining table dramatically in favor of the Palestinians in the neverending tug-of-war over demands like 1967 borders and the right-of-return.

* Contrariwise, Israel hopes that a sustained bombing campaign will degrade Hezbollah’s capabilities and morale to the point where they will be unable to effectively resist a land incursion. Olmert has two problems here. First, the aforementioned rain of rockets creates a near-irresistible political pressure to invade immediately. Second, a UN force in Lebanon would effectively prevent an invasion but may also sit by while Hezbollah continues raining rockets on northern Israel. This is not unheard of in the history of smurfs (blue-helmeted UN troops) in the middle east.

There you have the basic outlines of what I think is happening right now. I have left out Iran because at the moment I have seen no evidence that they have done anything more than not actively rein in Hezbollah’s enthusiasm. Israel acting prremptively against Iran or Syria would massively change the balance of forces that I have described here and for that reason I would not expect it. Needless to say such an action would also do incalculable damage to our posture in Iraq, so unless we have dumber leaders than even I thought phone calls are being made right now to nip that possibility in the bud.

What does America do? I think that for credibility’s sake we need to at least put on a very good show of appealing for peace. I don’t expect that anything short of entering the fray ourselves will deter either side at the moment, so as long as our noises will have no consequence there is no reason in the world why we shouldn’t make them. Behind the scenes I think that it in Israel’s interest to continue bombing Hezbollah until it loses the will to fight, but even more in her interests to avoid killing innocent Lebanese in the process. If we are doing anything at all behind the scenes it should be 1) pushing Israel to keep its bombing within a certain reasonable range of actual Hezbollah targets, and 2) engaging Iran and Syria to keep this from growing into a regional conflict before the UN has a chance to do its thing.

As a side note, I am extremely amused by rightwing calls for UN troops to swoop into Lebanon and forcibly disarm Hezbollah. Grab their guns, if you will. One supposes that this UN force would arrive in some sort of helicopter…painted dark so that you can’t see them at night…why does this sound familiar?

(*) Insofar as it matters the writer supports Israel’s right to exist and any criticism directed at it comes from concern that the state is acting contrary to her own best interests.

***Update***

Two more analyses, not necessarily in agreement with mine, which I find compelling:

AJ at Americablog – Bad strategy all around
Bliss Street Journal – Nefarious Intent

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