I know how to plant corn, make sauerkraut, pluck chickens, bail hay, slaughter animals, pickle beets and other vegetables, make bread, can vegetables, and milk cow and goats. I know how to cut wood, plow land, and fish.
The fact that you stupid mother fuckers are going to give away a trillion dolllars with no strings to the same douchebags that brought us the wildly successful Iraq War, while using the SAME FUCKING SCRIPT CHANGING ONLY THE CRISIS DU JOUR, does not bother me.
I will survive. Plus, I can afford to lose a little weight. I am a little pissed that the blackouts will hurt my internet access and my ability to play P.Funk after drinking a quart of vodka, but I will make it.
John +EleventyThree