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More Friedman Units to Provide a Clear-Eyed View

by John Cole|  February 27, 200810:57 pm| 76 Comments

This post is in: Military, War, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

Remember the set of ludicrous charts from the Petraeus testimony, in particular this one that Kevin Drum mocked:

Look closely at the chart, and then remember Kevin’s sage words:

It looks like some kind of timeline for withdrawal, but all it actually says is that we’ll withdraw five brigades by next July, something we already know is driven not by strategic considerations but by operational realities, and that eventually — someday — we’ll draw down to five brigades. Could be tomorrow, could be ten years from now, but hey — the slide shows troops levels going down, and that’s the graphic that counts.

And the target date for deciding whether the actual date is tomorrow or 2017? March of 2008, exactly six months from now. Sometimes these guys make Atrios’s job too easy.

The chart actually states that the decision will be made around March 8th, which is next week. And look what appears today in the NY Times:

The commander of American forces in the Middle East says he will endorse a brief pause in troop reductions from Iraq this summer, but then will seek a resumption of withdrawals to ease stress on the overall military and allow him to balance deployments across the volatile region.

Those comments by Adm. William J. Fallon, leader of the military’s Central Command, added to indications that American troop levels in Iraq would hold at about 140,000, at least temporarily, after the departure by July of five additional combat brigades ordered to Iraq last year by President Bush.

But Admiral Fallon, in an interview on Tuesday at his headquarters at MacDill Air Force Base here, made clear his appraisal that the halt in reductions should be temporary — and brief — just long enough to allow “all the dust to settle” and to provide an opportunity for “a clear-eyed view” of the way ahead.

Operation Dump This Mess On The Next Administration needs some more Friedman Units.

More Friedman Units to Provide a Clear-Eyed ViewPost + Comments (76)

The Stupid, It Burns

by John Cole|  February 27, 20087:55 pm| 84 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, I Read These Morons So You Don't Have To

Josh Marshall makes a funny:

Can we ignore Sen. Obama’s silence about Muammar Kaddafi?

We know that Louis Farrakhan has said positive things about Barack Obama. And he’s not the only one. This is the same Louis Farrakhan who has travelled to Libya to meet with and say positive things about Kaddafi, who has long-standing ties to terrorism. And that’s not all. The former pastor at Obama’s church, Jeremiah Wright, has not only said positive things about Farrakhan. In the 1980s, he went on a trip with Farrakhan to … you guessed it, Libya, to meet with Kaddafi.

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(ed.note: A distressingly large number of readers weren’t clear that this post was satire. But as long as we inhabit the same universe as Tim Russert, can we blame them?)

Apparently Bill Hobbs, he of the Tennessee GOP, didn’t get the joke:

Questions for Barack

Widely-read and influential liberal blogger Josh Marshall has some questions about Sen. Barack Obama, Louis Farrakhan and the Libyan dictator Khaddafi.

Dumb. As. A. Sack. Of. Hammers. And nasty, too.

The Stupid, It BurnsPost + Comments (84)

Open Thread

by John Cole|  February 27, 20086:31 pm| 87 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

Long tribute to Buckley at Red State that I found pretty amusing, because if Buckley had said some of the things in the comments section at Red State that he had said publicly (like, for example, Bush should resign he is such a failure, or that the Iraq War was a failure, or that the Bush White House was criminal in regards to the Plame affair), Moe Lane would have banned him without giving it a second thought.

At any rate, now that conservatism really is dead, we need a new name for the remnants. Freeperism was suggested. Wingnuttism?

Open ThreadPost + Comments (87)

Bride Of Song Pong

by Tim F|  February 27, 20085:25 pm| 28 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Nobody expects…JOHN CAGE!

What is art? Why do we exist?

Open thread.

Bride Of Song PongPost + Comments (28)

How Not To Appear Like a Bigot, Round Two

by John Cole|  February 27, 20083:26 pm| 72 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Republican Stupidity

That better have been a helluva focus group the GOP commissioned, because they have their hands full this year:

The state GOP on Monday issued a press release under the headline “Anti-Semites for Obama” that begins:

“The Tennessee Republican Party today joins a growing chorus of Americans concerned about the future of the nation of Israel, the only stable democracy in the Middle East, if Sen. Barack Hussein Obama is elected president of the United States.”

The release cites Obama’s support from Nation of Islam Minister Louis Farrakhan and other controversial figures.

Smith said today that McCain’s comments do not change the state party’s stance and the state GOP will continue to use Obama’s middle name. That’s no different than saying “Hillary Rodham Clinton” or “Richard Milhouse Nixon,” she said.

Putrid filth from the cesspool that is the modern Republican party.

*** Update ***

What a disgrace. Here is the piece, and via the comments we learn it was written by former blogger Bill Hobbs. No doubt the Instapundit will give this one a Heh-Indeedy!

Really, a day doesn’t go by without me asking myself wtf I was thinking linking to these folks. They couldn’t have always been this vile.

How Not To Appear Like a Bigot, Round TwoPost + Comments (72)

When All You Have Is A Victim Complex…

by Tim F|  February 27, 20081:50 pm| 110 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Professional race pimp and nutpicker extraordinaire Lanny Davis frets about criticizing Obama without sounding like a bigot. You have to admit that it’s a pretty creative way for Davis to maintain the coveted victim status.

Meanwhile normal people manage to do it all the time. Honestly, if you look at a guy and can’t think of a single criticism that doesn’t sound racist then maybe you are a little racist.

When All You Have Is A Victim Complex…Post + Comments (110)

And the Cover-Up Continues

by John Cole|  February 27, 200812:38 pm| 39 Comments

This post is in: Outrage, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

This should not surprise anyone:

After promising last year to search its computers for tens of thousands of e-mails sent by White House officials, the Republican National Committee has informed a House committee that it no longer plans to retrieve the communications by restoring computer backup tapes, the panel’s chairman said yesterday.

The move increases the likelihood that an untold number of RNC e-mails dealing with official White House business during the first term of the Bush administration — including many sent or received by former presidential adviser Karl Rove — will never be recovered, said House Democrats and public records advocates.

The RNC had previously told the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee that it was attempting to restore e-mails from 2001 to 2003, when the RNC had a policy of purging all e-mails, including those to and from White House officials, after 30 days. But Chairman Henry A. Waxman (D-Calif.) disclosed during a hearing yesterday that the RNC has now said it “has no intention of trying to restore the missing White House e-mails.”

They don’t even care, and are busy going about the job of DWTFTW.

And the Cover-Up ContinuesPost + Comments (39)

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