Some of them I think suck, but this is dead on:
Captain Phillips: Hey guys, a few years ago, our entire naval fleet took on a band of four dirt-poor pirates floating around with a hostage in a piece-of-shit lifeboat. And I’m happy to report that, in true underdog fashion, we won! FUCK YEAH! AMERICA DEFIES THE ODDS ONCE AGAIN.
That’s EXACTLY what I thought when I heard this movie was being made.
*** Update ***
Reading the comments here, you would think I linked to an actual serious review of the Oscar films. No, I have not seen Captain Phillips, no I am not commenting on what it was like or whether it was good, all I said was THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I HEARD THE MOVIE WAS BEING MADE.
And you guys are the ones constantly harassing me about reading comprehension.