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You are here: Home / Politics / Domestic Politics / Wig-Snatch 2017

Wig-Snatch 2017

by Betty Cracker|  October 9, 20172:29 pm| 205 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Open Threads, Politics, Assholes, General Stupidity, Sweet Fancy Moses!

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Thought I saw a commercial for a “Dynasty” reboot the other day. Can that be true? It might as well be; seems we’re doomed to relive the worst of the 1980s, what with Blake-Biff Ewing in the White House and all. Via CNN:

President Donald Trump’s first wife, Ivana Trump, called herself “first lady” in an interview Monday ahead of the release of her memoir, “Raising Trump.” Now his current wife, first lady Melania Trump, is firing back, slamming her comments as “attention-seeking and self-serving noise.”

Maybe the First and Third Ladies can don massive shoulder pads and stage a pay-per-view steel-cage death match in the Rose Garden. They could raise a ton for cyber-bullying charities.

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  1. 1.

    No One You Know

    October 9, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    I loved her explanation that she was here to help children, not sell books. Wasn’t that long ago that she filed a lawsuit because she was hindered from using her unique position to promote her beauty line.

  2. 2.

    debbie

    October 9, 2017 at 2:38 pm

    Refereed by Richard Spencer, of course.

  3. 3.

    dmsilev

    October 9, 2017 at 2:40 pm

    Always remember, for conservatives, it was the Obamas who degraded the dignity of the White House.

    Emphasis on White.

  4. 4.

    Butch

    October 9, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    Well, we already have a rebirth of Doogie Hauser MD in “The Good Doctor,” so I don’t see why we can’t have another Dynasty. (Or “Howser?” Sorry I didn’t think it was worth it to check the spelling.)

  5. 5.

    JDM

    October 9, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    @dmsilev: I’m old enough to remember how incensed the GOP were with Jimmy Carter for degrading the White House by inviting some NASCAR drivers there.

  6. 6.

    Villago Delenda Est

    October 9, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    Oh, a cat fight between these two harridans would be wonderful.

    I’d root for Melania, only because she’s not the bitch who bore Uday, Qusay, and Lolita.

  7. 7.

    ? Martin

    October 9, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    Anecdote – slightly broke my foot last week (hairline fracture – no biggie), Saturday made an appt at urgent care for an hour later, nurse calls me 30 minutes before the appt and says that she put in an order for an xray, should do that before I head up to the appt. I arrive, get a wristband, wait 5 minutes for an xray, 10 minutes later arrive at dr office. Wait 5 minutes, spend 30 minutes with extraordinarily nice doctor (seriously, I hate to generalize, but are Sikhs the most wonderful group of people you’ve ever met?) sends me on my way. $20.

    Can we repeal Obamacare and replace it with Kaiser? I know they have their faults, but from what we have now everything is up.

  8. 8.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 9, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    @Butch:

    It is “Howser,” and the only reason I know that is that the name showed up in a word game puzzle I was playing a day or two ago, and I got it wrong at first. Never saw the show, although was peripherally aware of its existence.

  9. 9.

    Eric S.

    October 9, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    Based on some billboards I’ve seen I do believe a Dynasty reboot is coming.

  10. 10.

    boatboy_srq

    October 9, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    attention-seeking and self-serving noise

    Says fortune-seeking gold-digging Wife #3 of Wife #1 – who had the sense to file for divorce when Lord Dampnut was actually worth something.

    @dmsilev: It always boils down to that, doesn’t it? Although race doesn’t explain serial-adulterer Gingrich’s crusade against the Clintons.

  11. 11.

    Patricia Kayden

    October 9, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: I’d root for neither of them. They should knock each other the hell out. Any woman who willingly marries someone as awful as Trump deserves no sympathy.

    Now his current wife, first lady Melania Trump, is firing back, slamming her comments as “attention-seeking and self-serving noise.”

    So Melania couldn’t have just let Ivana’s relatively tame comment roll off her back and ignore it? She had to respond in an over-the-top manner and bring more attention to it? No wonder she’s with Trump. They’re perfect for each other.

  12. 12.

    Roger Moore

    October 9, 2017 at 2:56 pm

    seems we’re doomed to relieve the worst of the 1980s

    They’ve already done reboots of Dallas, The A Team, Dukes of Hazard, Transformers, Voltron, and My Little Pony. What’s one more crappy 80s reboot?

  13. 13.

    trollhattan

    October 9, 2017 at 2:57 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Yup, somebody needs to answer for those darn kids, who refuse to vacate my lawn and my gummint.

    Happy for Tiffany she’s stayed well away. Maybe she gets a normal life out of the deal.

  14. 14.

    Amir Khalid

    October 9, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    I have just the right soundtrack for a wig-snatching battle royale between Ivana and Melania.

  15. 15.

    raven

    October 9, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    RIP Y.A. Tittle

  16. 16.

    Roger Moore

    October 9, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    @? Martin:

    Can we repeal Obamacare and replace it with Kaiser?

    The term you’re looking for is NHS. IMO, integrated payer/provider networks like Kaiser are really the way to go.

  17. 17.

    Patricia Kayden

    October 9, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    @Eric S.: CW is reviving Dynasty.

  18. 18.

    trollhattan

    October 9, 2017 at 2:59 pm

    BTW, DiFi confirmed today she’s running. Mixed feelings about this but it certainly makes for a crowded CA governor race.

  19. 19.

    Roger Moore

    October 9, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    @Amir Khalid:
    I was expecting Yakety Sax.

  20. 20.

    Elizabelle

    October 9, 2017 at 3:01 pm

    From the CNN link:

    Pressed on whether she agreed with the President’s policy on ending the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program, [Ivana Trump] said, “I really don’t know, I would not send (away) probably thousands and thousands of kids which were born here. But it’s very political and very confusing. So I really don’t have an answer on that.”

    Um, Ivana ….

  21. 21.

    Roger Moore

    October 9, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    @trollhattan:

    BTW, DiFi confirmed today she’s running.

    I hope she gets exactly one very strong Democratic challenger. It would be great to be in a position to choose between two Democrats in November.

  22. 22.

    Brachiator

    October 9, 2017 at 3:02 pm

    @Butch:

    Well, we already have a rebirth of Doogie Hauser MD in “The Good Doctor,” so I don’t see why we can’t have another Dynasty. (Or “Howser?” Sorry I didn’t think it was worth it to check the spelling.)

    Saw a public service TV spot yesterday featuring Doogie Howser and other TV doctors from recent medical shows (Grey’s Anatomy, Scrubs, etc). Pretty funny stuff.

  23. 23.

    Elizabelle

    October 9, 2017 at 3:04 pm

    And what a strange, strange title.

    Raising Trump.

    Raising Hell.
    Raising Dirt Clods.
    Raising Arizona …

    And Elizabelle the Cat speaks: Ivana looks like a person in her very late 80s trying to look like a 60 year old.

    She’s allegedly 68. She looks hard, hard, hard. Plastic surgery not gone good for her.

  24. 24.

    ? Martin

    October 9, 2017 at 3:04 pm

    @trollhattan: Yeah, I have mixed feelings as well. Wouldn’t have minded seeing Adam Schiff run for that seat. That said, DiFi’s seniority and committee leadership is nothing to sneeze at.

  25. 25.

    Brachiator

    October 9, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    @trollhattan:

    BTW, DiFi confirmed today she’s running. Mixed feelings about this but it certainly makes for a crowded CA governor race.

    DiFi announced that she is running for re-election to the Senate. Nothing to do with the governor’s race.

  26. 26.

    Roger Moore

    October 9, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    @Butch:

    Well, we already have a rebirth of Doogie Hauser MD in “The Good Doctor,”

    At least they didn’t go for the complete reboot by keeping the name and having an obligatory walk-on role for Neil Patrick Harris.

  27. 27.

    bystander

    October 9, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    I thought this was going to be a post about the great Wig-Stock celebrations every Memorial Day weekend in Tompkins Square Park.

    Just was reading a New Yorker review of the new Joni Mitchell biography. The guy said she was skeeved by the idea of a bunch of kids wallowing in the mud at Woodstock and wrote the song as a dirge and not an anthem. Who knew A Case of You was about Leonard Cohen?

  28. 28.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    October 9, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    As is always the case with anything having to do with this family–such as it is; if that word even holds with these people–the thing that truly leaps out at me is how astoundingly thin skinned these people [sic] all are. I’ve never seen anything like this. They can’t let anything go, anything at all, even when it isn’t even a slight. Are they, well, for lack of a better word, normal? I mean, is this something that happens a lot and I’ve been lucky enough never to have known anybody like this? Or are they truly as freakish as they seem to me? Where do people like this come from? How do people turn out this way? I feel like I’ve been, the whole country has been, sucked into some kind of sociological-anthropological study of the most unhealthy people on Earth.

  29. 29.

    ruemara

    October 9, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    Yes, it is a reboot. And in much better news, meet some new folks.

    First is, Muffin, the stalking horse trap artist. And her foster sibling, Surprise!, as in surprise bitch I’m coming too. Who turned out to be a serious cuddle bug. The whole household of two serious adults are busy crawling on the floor, trying to play, snuggling things and wiping boogers from Surprise. Both are feral rescues who were found 2 weeks ago. And obviously, I have lost my mind.

  30. 30.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 9, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Mixed feelings about this but it certainly makes for a crowded CA governor race.

    More crowded? I’d love to have a Dem with statewide name recognition run against DiFi.

  31. 31.

    pamelabrown53

    October 9, 2017 at 3:08 pm

    Wowser, Betty. This has the potential for a fun post.
    Except there is no Crystal in your analogy: it’s Alexis I and Alexis II. Do we care who wins? Jeez, I’m embarrassed that I know this show.
    Still, is there a reason Melania couldn’t find the class to just ignore Ivana? Does anyone, even Trump’s supporters’ think of Melania as a “First Lady”?
    Finally, I have a question for all the wimmins: if big shoulder pads come back, how will you #resist?

  32. 32.

    jl

    October 9, 2017 at 3:08 pm

    FLOTUS finally seems to have found a topic that really engages her attention. Probably should focus on the WH garden rather than this stuff. I want whatever dignity that can be salvaged. The Trumpster Hisself is hopeless.

  33. 33.

    trollhattan

    October 9, 2017 at 3:10 pm

    @Brachiator:
    It has everything to do with the governors race, as many Dems have been waiting to see which office to compete for. Nobody with serious ambitions will primary DiFi, which makes governor the only prize in play.

  34. 34.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 9, 2017 at 3:11 pm

    @Brachiator: If DiFi wasn’t running for re-election, some might decide that the Senate looked better than a crowded race for Governor.

  35. 35.

    eclare

    October 9, 2017 at 3:12 pm

    @Elizabelle: Come sit by me…

  36. 36.

    Roger Moore

    October 9, 2017 at 3:12 pm

    @Brachiator:

    DiFi announced that she is running for re-election to the Senate. Nothing to do with the governor’s race.

    Not directly, at least. But if she were retiring, you can bet at least some of the people running for Governor would run for Senate instead.

  37. 37.

    Amir Khalid

    October 9, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:
    It starred future gay icon Neil Patrick Harris as Douglas “Doogie” Howser Jr, a genius 16-year-old doctor whose best friend is still in high school, and climbs a tree to visit Doogie in his upstairs bedroom. Almost every episode ended with Doogie writing a diary entry on his PC about the week’s life lessons, and a closing theme that was apparently performed on a cheap Casio keyboard.

  38. 38.

    Monala

    October 9, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    @? Martin: Sure they’re not going to send you a bill later? Kaiser bought my insurer, and all our prices have gone up.

  39. 39.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 9, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    @ruemara:

    That’s some killer adorableness right there.

  40. 40.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 9, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    @jl: No, the previous FLOTUS did the garden thing and the Trumps can’t to ANYTHING the previous POTUS and FLOTUS did.

  41. 41.

    ruemara

    October 9, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    @Elizabelle: Evil fucks up your face.

    Granted, I’m an exception.

  42. 42.

    Roger Moore

    October 9, 2017 at 3:15 pm

    @pamelabrown53:

    Still, is there a reason Melania couldn’t find the class to just ignore Ivana?

    There isn’t a milligram of class in the entire family.

  43. 43.

    Elizabelle

    October 9, 2017 at 3:16 pm

    @? Martin: Agree re Kaiser Permanente. I unwittingly moved out of their service area. Bad mistake. Although it’s temporary.

    re DiFi: interesting angle, the seniority. She’ll be a placeholder, on influential committees, until she is no longer able to serve (or the Senate term concludes).

    And then, hearing that Bob Iger of Disney is “not ruling out a 2020 presidential bid.” Dog save us from the captains of industry that throw their golden hats into the ring next …. (FTF NYTimes link.)

  44. 44.

    SatanicPanic

    October 9, 2017 at 3:17 pm

    @Roger Moore: I hope we find somewhere prominent for Kevin deLeon. I like that guy.

  45. 45.

    Morfydd

    October 9, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    @pamelabrown53: um, hate to break it to you, but big shoulders are back. Check out the runway shows this year.

  46. 46.

    SgrAstar

    October 9, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    @? Martin: ffs. Diane Feinstein is 83 years old. She should not run again. Since she’s determined to do so, a strong young candidate should challenge and take her out of the Senate. Damn the committee chairmanships- we need new people, new ideas, new energy for representing the California of the future (hello, Kamala!) in the Senate.

  47. 47.

    Ruckus

    October 9, 2017 at 3:18 pm

    @Roger Moore:
    And someone chided me the other day for saying I don’t watch current day TV. It doesn’t sound any different than TV 30 yrs ago. It’s like the oldies radio at work, new day, same old shit. The content isn’t horrible, it’s just been done to absolute boredom.

  48. 48.

    LesGS

    October 9, 2017 at 3:19 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.): I think they’re Performers. They are career media celebrities who are *driven* to keep all eyes on them. “Look at me! Look at MEEEE!” Hence the constant pushing forward into the spotlight and responding in an over-the-top manner to every. little. thing. They turn minor (or non-) slights into major productions because that is how they maintain their celebrity (and, previous to their gig in the White House), their income.

    It’s so exhausting after No Drama Obama…

  49. 49.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 9, 2017 at 3:19 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    I knew the basic premise, and can’t now remember why I didn’t watch it — it sounded kind of appealing (at least worth a try). It must have aired during a slot or on an evening when I had some other commitment.

  50. 50.

    ruemara

    October 9, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: They are. And so small! I forgot how small kittens are.

  51. 51.

    Ruckus

    October 9, 2017 at 3:24 pm

    @Roger Moore:
    My bosses healthcare insurance is dropping coverage so he has to find a new carrier and I suggested Kaiser. He’s not a fan, because someone he knows didn’t get premium care but others I’ve known seem to like it. Seems like it was modeled after the VA but without having that pesky congress trying to cut funding all the time and approving people to run it who don’t have a fucking clue.

  52. 52.

    Mnemosyne

    October 9, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    @ruemara:

    I’m glad you have a good excuse for not being around. ?

    I’m home sick with a migraine today, so Nurse Charlotte is making sure to keep me company. I need to get up and scrounge something for lunch soon — probably oatmeal since I have a ton of it.

  53. 53.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 9, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    And Elizabelle the Cat speaks: Ivana looks like a person in her very late 80s trying to look like a 60 year old.

    She’s allegedly 68. She looks hard, hard, hard. Plastic surgery not gone good for her.

    You’re looking at Ivanka in another 10-15-20 years.

  54. 54.

    Roger Moore

    October 9, 2017 at 3:27 pm

    @Monala:

    Sure they’re not going to send you a bill later?

    Kaiser doesn’t send bills. You pay your copay, and that’s it. You generally only even have a copay for prescriptions and seeing a physician. A couple of years ago, I had a health scare that wound up involving a visit to urgent care, consultations with a neurologist and a cardiologist, a CT, two MRIs, two EEGs, a month of cardiac monitoring, and a bunch of other lab tests. My total out-of-pocket expense was limited to copays for the visits to urgent care and the two consultations. There was no copay for any of the tests that didn’t require a physician. That’s entirely normal at Kaiser.

  55. 55.

    trollhattan

    October 9, 2017 at 3:28 pm

    @Ruckus:
    There’s probably 95% more content today so yeah, most will be dreck (with a kid hooked on Kardashians I am aware of how bad it can be) but in our wildest dreams we could not have imagined the best shows we’ve had the last decade or so. I did’t even own a TV for about ten years back in the ’70s and ’80s.

    Not that doing something useful isn’t still a better choice.

  56. 56.

    Roger Moore

    October 9, 2017 at 3:28 pm

    @SatanicPanic:
    I wish Feinstein were retiring so Adam Schiff would be more likely to run for her spot. I like the cut of his jib.

  57. 57.

    Amir Khalid

    October 9, 2017 at 3:29 pm

    @ruemara:
    What better place to lose one’s mind is there, than in the cuteness of a young kitteh?

  58. 58.

    Elizabelle

    October 9, 2017 at 3:30 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Ivanka will look better. Ivana looked hard in her 30s. Who knows, maybe she’s charming in person. Always looked kind of fake and upholstered.

    A lot of folks from the 1980s looked upholstered.

  59. 59.

    pamelabrown53

    October 9, 2017 at 3:30 pm

    @Morfydd:
    So. Seems a little early to recycle that look . Oh! Wait! Only a few years shy of the recycle mark (@ every 40 years).. Gotta tell ya, it’s hard to be careening into old lady territory and keep up with fashion. We female (elders) are pretty much invisible anyway.

  60. 60.

    No One You Know

    October 9, 2017 at 3:31 pm

    @Amir Khalid: oh god yes. That is perfect!

  61. 61.

    Ruckus

    October 9, 2017 at 3:31 pm

    @trollhattan:
    Not that doing something useful anything else isn’t still a better choice.
    I believe I fixed it for you.

  62. 62.

    Montanareddog

    October 9, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    I never saw a single minute of Dynasty during its original run, but I do remember it was kind of a big deal at the time. So I was curious enough to click on Betty’s clip. Well, that was some premium-grade shit. Looks like my Eighties were not entirely wasted.

  63. 63.

    Mnemosyne

    October 9, 2017 at 3:33 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    The Giant Evil Corporation offers Kaiser, but I ended up switching insurance because the prescription coverage they offered was pretty bad — if there wasn’t a generic version available for your prescription, you had to pay full price for it. But I think that was part of the GEC’s contract with Kaiser, not a general Kaiser policy.

    The other issue is that it can be a pain in the ass to get to a specialist, at least on this side of the 5. My options were Hollywood or Beverly Hills.

  64. 64.

    Elizabelle

    October 9, 2017 at 3:33 pm

    @ruemara: They’re wonderful. Are you fostering them? They will be hard to give up. Darling kitties. Deserve a morning feature.

    We as readers should demand moar pet plctures in the mornings. Topic can be anything A Laurie likes to discuss, but pet pictures to soothe us savaged beasts jackals.

  65. 65.

    bemused

    October 9, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    What on earth made her think blowing up her lips was a great idea? Her lips looked just fine in photos when she was married to the pig. I know, not supposed to be so critical about looks but damn, she reminded me immediately of Goldie Hawn in that wives club movie.

    No one has the ideal family but thinking of living in and being a part of the Trump family makes me shudder.

  66. 66.

    Amir Khalid

    October 9, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    @Elizabelle:
    The 1980s were when NFL-sized shoulder padding was in for women’s jackets. And even dudes wore bright, clashing colours.

  67. 67.

    Monala

    October 9, 2017 at 3:35 pm

    @Roger Moore: Yes, Kaiser does send you bills. I have Kaiser, and I have a shit-ton of bills that I am paying to them right now (3 family members covered, all with bills for different conditions). They bought out my provider, Group Health of Washington, a couple of years ago, and have been raising prices since.

  68. 68.

    No One You Know

    October 9, 2017 at 3:35 pm

    @ruemara: It’s probably under the refrigerator with the Lost Fuzzy Thing and a couple of ping-ping balls.

  69. 69.

    Mnemosyne

    October 9, 2017 at 3:35 pm

    @pamelabrown53:

    I’ve noticed that tunic tops + leggings are back. That works for my middle-aged body since I still have nice legs. ??

  70. 70.

    Ruckus

    October 9, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    @ruemara:
    They look like fun.
    Roommate had to put her cat down, cancer, about 6 weeks ago. Cat was about 15 yrs old and looked like a kitten. So after nearly 5 yrs, I’m living cat less again. Little buggers always wanting to sleep on you, near you, pestering you with cuteness………

  71. 71.

    oatler.

    October 9, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    After the Sixties we acted ashamed (“ooh, that skirt is too sixties!”) and after the Seventies we acted ashamed (“ooh those shoes are so seventies!!”) Why is there this massive Soul-Flip that reveres the Eighties? The AV Club site is not where to find the answer to this; it’s their religion.

  72. 72.

    Miss Bianca

    October 9, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    @ruemara: oooohh, so CUTE!! Enjoy taming your feral kitties!

  73. 73.

    rk

    October 9, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    Filth and trash. But they’re white so all’s good.

  74. 74.

    Amir Khalid

    October 9, 2017 at 3:37 pm

    @Montanareddog:
    MAD Magazine described the show’s characters thus, in its parody: “They’re born rich, live mean and DIE NASTY.”

  75. 75.

    Mnemosyne

    October 9, 2017 at 3:38 pm

    @Monala:

    That’s really bizarre. The whole point of Kaiser in CA is that it’s a closed HMO, so you can only go to their facilities and doctors, but you only have to pay a copayment for visits, no additional bills.

  76. 76.

    SatanicPanic

    October 9, 2017 at 3:38 pm

    @Roger Moore: Adam Schiff is pretty great. Might make a good governor someday.

  77. 77.

    trollhattan

    October 9, 2017 at 3:39 pm

    @Montanareddog:
    Had friends who would hate-watch it back in the day, long before the term was invented. Everybody wanted the chick fights. At that time the show was also made under the name “Dallas” and “Falcon Crest.”

  78. 78.

    geg6

    October 9, 2017 at 3:40 pm

    @ruemara:

    So adorable! Congratulations, new cat mama!

  79. 79.

    debbie

    October 9, 2017 at 3:40 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    No fan, but Ivanka would never overdo the collagen like that.

  80. 80.

    Mnemosyne

    October 9, 2017 at 3:41 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Goddamnit. Can I please be released from moderation for the crime of mentioning the place your doctor sends you to get drugs?

  81. 81.

    Roger Moore

    October 9, 2017 at 3:41 pm

    @Ruckus:
    I don’t think Kaiser was literally modeled after the VA, but they have the same idea of avoiding the split between insurance company and medical provider. Kaiser owns all the medical facilities and employs all the staff*, which cuts out a whole layer of bureaucratic middlemen in the billing and payment departments, together with the whole business of fighting over coding details. It also means patients never get caught up in the dispute. It’s the only organization in our whole healthcare “system” that actually feels like it was designed as a coherent system rather than existing as a cog in a jerry-rigged Rube Goldberg machine.

    *For legal reasons, the Doctors are technically employed by Permanente Medical Group, but they are on salary rather than paid by the procedure and Permanente contracts exclusively with Kaiser.

  82. 82.

    Elizabelle

    October 9, 2017 at 3:43 pm

    @Amir Khalid: That’s a wonderful song. Thank you. And now I know about Hound Dog Taylor (and the HouseRockers) too.

    Full service blog.

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    debbie

    October 9, 2017 at 3:45 pm

    @ruemara:

    Cuties! ?

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    geg6

    October 9, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    @debbie:

    I don’t agree. I never would have thought Meg Ryan would do it either. But she did and it’s a disaster.

  85. 85.

    HeleninEire

    October 9, 2017 at 3:46 pm

    “Donald Trump’s first wife”
    Compare and contrast.
    “Barack Obama’s first wife”

  86. 86.

    Baud

    October 9, 2017 at 3:47 pm

    @HeleninEire:

    Or “Baud!’s Two Wives”

  87. 87.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    October 9, 2017 at 3:48 pm

    @boatboy_srq: That’s obvious enough, the Clintons are self made, so like Barrack Obama, the Clintons undermine the racists arguement that the 1% are there because of superior breeding. From that point of view Bill Clinton is even worse than Obama to the racists because they can’t argue Bill Clinton got there by being helped by liberal whites.

  88. 88.

    Brachiator

    October 9, 2017 at 3:49 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    If DiFi wasn’t running for re-election, some might decide that the Senate looked better than a crowded race for Governor.

    Apart from Gavin Newsom, Antonio Villaraigosa and maybe John Chiang, I think that anyone else in the field is wasting their time. But I agree with your point.

  89. 89.

    prob50

    October 9, 2017 at 3:49 pm

    President Donald Trump’s first wife, Ivana Trump, called herself “first lady”

    Yes, because as we all know, the “first lady” designation is much like a British royalty title, hence there is no way a “third wife” could ever be more than a pretender to the first lady title.

    Now I know what your all thinking, “How would Michelle Obama have dealt with this issue”.
    Answer: She would have gracefully and graciously taken a single step around this stinky little pile of dog shit as any sensible person would try to do. But the Trump’s? Oh, no, no real or imagined personal affront is too small or inconsequential to just let pass.

    Hey, maybe they could work out some sort of compromise alternative – Melania would function as the first lady, but Ivana would take over the duties and responsibilities when Melania is traveling out of the country or otherwise unavailable. That way the country would never be without a first lady should one be required in a crisis situation.

  90. 90.

    Betty Cracker

    October 9, 2017 at 3:51 pm

    @trollhattan: My sister and I used to faithfully hate-watch Dynasty. Such fun!

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    Rihilism

    October 9, 2017 at 3:52 pm

    @Amir Khalid: sorry, i like this soundtrack better for a Ivana vs Melania battle royale…plus cats!
    youtube.com/watch?v=4NJQvswrSPg

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    Monala

    October 9, 2017 at 3:54 pm

    Ivanka has apparently already had a lot of work done.

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    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    October 9, 2017 at 3:54 pm

    @Ruckus: Kasier is great; one stop medical care, the doctors in my experance are quite good at explaining what is going and their hosplitals are everywere here in Cal, so a five minute drive is quite useful when one is horribly ill.

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    Miss Bianca

    October 9, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    @geg6: Did Angelina Jolie have hers done too, or are hers the natural model that all these other ladies are aping? I saw her in something called “True Women” (1997), the other night, and she’s gorgeous but OMG those lips – they looked like pillows! It was a little bit distracting.

  95. 95.

    jl

    October 9, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Was a news article that current FLOTUS has taken to the WH garden. I was hoping that might be a sign that she would take a better path. Anyway, time for her to get another batch of school kids out there. But I read that, despite her distaste for being in the limelight, she monitors media for criticism of the Trumpster and alerts him to the outrage.

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    trollhattan

    October 9, 2017 at 3:56 pm

    @Betty Cracker:
    Chick fight–drink! (In your case being tender young things, chugging RC Cola of course). :-)

    In the dorm we played the “Book ’em, Dano” drinking game with “Hawaii Five-Oh” There were injuries one episode when the line was “Book ’em Dano, murder one, three counts.”

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    trollhattan

    October 9, 2017 at 3:58 pm

    Hey everybody, good news from Facebook as they find a new fact-checking partner: The Weekly Standard.

    There, fixed!

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    Formerly disgruntled in Oregon

    October 9, 2017 at 4:01 pm

    @Brachiator: Xavier Becerra?

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    Baud

    October 9, 2017 at 4:01 pm

    @trollhattan: Does Elizabeth Warren hate America?

    True.

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    AliceBlue

    October 9, 2017 at 4:01 pm

    @Amir Khalid:
    Not just jackets. They were in dresses, sweaters, and god help us, even t-shirts.

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    germy

    October 9, 2017 at 4:03 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Doogie and some other TV doctors had a reunion in this Cigna commercial.

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    Brachiator

    October 9, 2017 at 4:03 pm

    @Miss Bianca:

    Did Angelina Jolie have hers done too, or are hers the natural model that all these other ladies are aping?

    I’ve read that they’re the real thing, but I don’t really keep up with this stuff.

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    germy

    October 9, 2017 at 4:04 pm

    @trollhattan: I’m beginning to think Mr. Zuckerberg isn’t serious.

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    Baud

    October 9, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    @germy: Or he is in fact running for president and is buying off the refs.

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    Rihilism

    October 9, 2017 at 4:05 pm

    @trollhattan: Played “toto” drinking game for Wizard of Oz once when I was a youngster…grew to hate Dorothy after awhile…

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    Ruckus

    October 9, 2017 at 4:09 pm

    @Roger Moore:
    Oh I agree. A lot of healthcare systems in the world are run like the VA. Kaiser is the closest thing we have that I know of in this country. I know a few people enrolled in Kaiser and most seem to like it. I’ve visited friends in a Kaiser hospital and I get a real VA feel from that.

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    JPL

    October 9, 2017 at 4:10 pm

    @raven: I had no idea that he was still alive, although I remember him playing for the Giants.

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    Miss Bianca

    October 9, 2017 at 4:10 pm

    @Brachiator: I don’t either, usually, but for some reason on this occasion, Inquiring (read, Shallow) Minds Wanted to Know.

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    Mnemosyne

    October 9, 2017 at 4:10 pm

    @Miss Bianca:

    IIRC, hers are the real thing.

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    Gravenstone

    October 9, 2017 at 4:11 pm

    @Roger Moore: He Man in commercials … Teddy Ruxpin back on the market. It truly is a dark hour upon us.

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    germy

    October 9, 2017 at 4:11 pm

    October 9, 2017: Google reveals that Russian operatives exploited YouTube, the DoubleClick ad network and Google searches as part of its election interference.

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    Villago Delenda Est

    October 9, 2017 at 4:12 pm

    @trollhattan: Bill Krisol’s rag.

    The jokes, they write themselves.

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    p.a.

    October 9, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    @Rihilism: “Frank”, “Oh Frank” by his ex, “Frankie” (double shot) by Jesus Martinez. Hill St Blues drinking game.

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    Brachiator

    October 9, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    @germy:

    Doogie and some other TV doctors had a reunion in this Cigna commercial.

    Yes! That’s the one I saw the other day. Very droll.

  115. 115.

    Gravenstone

    October 9, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    @Brachiator: Supposition is those who now will shy away from a Senate run will aim for the governor seat instead?

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    raven

    October 9, 2017 at 4:14 pm

    @JPL: Ten years ago David Halberstam was killed in a car wreck going to interview Y.A.

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    germy

    October 9, 2017 at 4:16 pm

    Happy Birthday John Lennon.

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    geg6

    October 9, 2017 at 4:17 pm

    @Miss Bianca:

    I’m not at all sure about the lips. Everything I’ve ever seen her in shows that she has had extremely full lips for a very long time. First thing I remember seeing her in was an HBO movie called “Gia,” about a 70s model who died young. She was very good in it and simply lovely, with huge, full lips. She may have enhanced what she was naturally gifted with.

  119. 119.

    pamelabrown53

    October 9, 2017 at 4:18 pm

    @Mnemosyne: #69.

    My past middle age body is missing the abs of a younger Pamela. Leggings and tunics, leggings and short dresses are my go-to. Plus, they’re comfortable.

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    Ruckus

    October 9, 2017 at 4:20 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques:
    Well then that beats the VA, at least for me. The nearest VA hospital is 25 LA traffic miles away. For those of you who don’t know what LA traffic miles are, that 25 mile trip, all but 4 miles being freeway, takes anywhere from 1 to 2 hrs. The train/bus takes 1 1/2 hr, and that’s 3 trains and a 2 mile bus ride.

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    OzarkHillbilly

    October 9, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    Over at Vox,

    Nonsensical
    Rifle
    Addiction

    Sunday with Lubach, which is sort of like the Dutch version of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, looked at guns — specifically, the US’s love of firearms. And it’s very telling. For one, the satirical Dutch video describes America’s love of guns as so bad that it is an illness: Nonsensical Rifle Addiction, or NRA — a reference to the biggest gun lobby group in the country.

    “Dear fellow Europeans,” the video’s narrator begins, “a devastating humanitarian crisis is threatening a small country on the coast of North America: the United States of America.”

    Too funny.

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    PIGL

    October 9, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    @Elizabelle: Ivanka may look hatd, hard, hard. But not as hard as your claws though. Ouch! Also, too, meeooowwww.

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    Miss Bianca

    October 9, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    @germy: I was thinking about that today, as well – somehow, I always remember John Lennon’s birthday. But he was my favorite Beatle, sigh, so of course I would, I guess!

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    Mnemosyne

    October 9, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    @pamelabrown53:

    I’m on the J. Jill mailing list now that I’m middle-aged, and it’s all tunics with leggings, tunics with pencil skirts and opaque tights, and dresses with leggings or tights. Obviously, they know their customer base. ?

  125. 125.

    germy

    October 9, 2017 at 4:25 pm

    @Miss Bianca: I remember from his introduction to his first book, “In His Own Write”

    I was bored on the 9th of Octover 1940 when, I believe, the Nasties were still booming us led by Madalf Heatlump (Who had only one). Anyway, they didn’t get me. I attended to varicous schools in Liddypol. And still didn’t pass-much to my Aunties supplies. As a memebr of the most publified Beatles me and (P, G, and R’s) records might seem funnier to some of you than this book, but as far as I’m conceived this correction of short writty is the most wonderfoul larf I’ve ever ready.

    God help and breed you all.

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    Amir Khalid

    October 9, 2017 at 4:26 pm

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Nonsensical
    Rifle
    Addiction

    Let’s make that their new full name.

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    Shana

    October 9, 2017 at 4:27 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: That statement sure didn’t sound like Melania. I’m sure it was written for her, probably with Trump helping.

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    raven

    October 9, 2017 at 4:27 pm

    @bystander: I don’t buy that.

  129. 129.

    PIGL

    October 9, 2017 at 4:27 pm

    @trollhattan: we used to get really stoned and then hate watch the old time gospel hour.

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    Brachiator

    October 9, 2017 at 4:28 pm

    @Formerly disgruntled in Oregon:

    Xavier Becerra?

    Nice guy. Too bland.

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    pamelabrown53

    October 9, 2017 at 4:28 pm

    @Brachiator: re: Angelonie’s lips. Her RWNJ, Jon Voight, has fat lips. Plus, when I look back to her first film (that I’m aware) “Girl Interrupted”, her lips were amazingly luscious.

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    Spanky

    October 9, 2017 at 4:29 pm

    @ruemara: I SQWEE! in your general direction.

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    germy

    October 9, 2017 at 4:29 pm

    An angle I hadn’t considered:

    When Donald Trump’s first wife, Ivana Trump, laughed in an interview today that she was “first lady,” referring to the fact that she was his “first wife,” Melania Trump seemed to miss the joke.

    She immediately responded to CNN, via her communications director Stephanie Grisham, to make sure it was clear to everyone that she, and not Ivana, is the official first lady:

    “Mrs. Trump has made the White House a home for Barron and the President. She loves living in Washington, DC, and is honored by her role as first lady of the United States. She plans to use her title and role to help children, not sell books… There is clearly no substance to this statement from an ex, this is unfortunately only attention-seeking and self-serving noise.”

    Not only did she miss the silly humor, she responded in the way her husband would – with criticism and sarcasm, referring to Ivana’s words as “attention-seeking” and “self-serving noise.”

  134. 134.

    raven

    October 9, 2017 at 4:30 pm

    Joni Mitchell watched coverage of the Woodstock festival from a New York City hotel room. She had given up religion long ago, but found herself going through a “born-again Christian trip” when she wrote this song. Said Mitchell: “Suddenly, as performers, we were in the position of having so many people look to us for leadership, and for some unknown reason, I took it seriously and decided I needed a guide and leaned on God. So I was a little ‘God mad’ at the time, for lack of a better term, and I had been saying to myself, ‘Where are the modern miracles?’ Woodstock, for some reason, impressed me as being a modern miracle, like a modern-day fishes-and-loaves story. For a herd of people that large to cooperate so well, it was pretty remarkable and there was tremendous optimism. So I wrote the song ‘Woodstock’ out of these feelings.”

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    raven

    October 9, 2017 at 4:31 pm

    @pamelabrown53: I’d like to give his fascist ass a fat lip.

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    bemused senior

    October 9, 2017 at 4:31 pm

    @Roger Moore: I recently joined Kaiser under their Medicare Advantage and I love it. I chose it so I wouldn’t end up bankrupting my family if I get a serious condition requiring hospitalization. But I am discovering a lot else to like. E.g. no copay for seeing your doc via a televisit. And the people were universally helpful when I went for my lab tests prior to my physical.

  137. 137.

    GregB

    October 9, 2017 at 4:32 pm

    This is the first reality show that will end in a nuclear conflagration.

    Great job America.

  138. 138.

    Betty Cracker

    October 9, 2017 at 4:33 pm

    @germy: Happy birthday also to my late mom — never knew she and Lennon shared a birthday. She would be in her 70s now, which would have pissed her off (though obviously preferable to the alternative).

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    Rihilism

    October 9, 2017 at 4:33 pm

    @PIGL: Used to get baked and watch the Lawrence Welk Show. It was HYSTERICAL!

  140. 140.

    Betty Cracker

    October 9, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    @raven: He sure is a dickhead, isn’t he?

  141. 141.

    raven

    October 9, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    @Betty Cracker: What an asshole. And to have played Ron Kovic and Pat Conroy is beyond belief.

  142. 142.

    raven

    October 9, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    @Rihilism: I used to get baked and watch the test pattern!

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    germy

    October 9, 2017 at 4:37 pm

    @Rihilism: Do you remember when they did “One Toke Over The Line”?

    One of the “newer songs” they called it.

  144. 144.

    Barbara

    October 9, 2017 at 4:39 pm

    @raven: Mitchell most likely had a different view of free love after feeling like she was forced to give up her child for adoption after being let down by the baby’s father and then the husband who agreed and then disagreed to help raise her.

  145. 145.

    raven

    October 9, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    @germy: Brewer and Shipley. There was a whole thread about some fancy painting in the Art Institute that was all dots. Tarkio Road was the first time I’d heard of the technique!

  146. 146.

    amygdala

    October 9, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    @Roger Moore: Kaiser, as a staff-model nonprofit HMO, resembles the VA in the ways you outlined. Additionally, like the VA, they implemented electronic health records intelligently and long before the ACA made it mandatory. So it works, and as a consequence, Kaiser in California does useful, generalizable clinical research, in addition to providing quality care.

    Regarding the criticism of Kaiser in Washington, I’ve heard this about Colorado and the middle Atlantic, too. I’m not sure why it has been less successful than in California. Maybe because Kaiser has been in California for so long and have been able to iron out the kinks better than in markets where they are newer. But I think it’s a real thing, that it works better in California than it has in other parts of the country.

  147. 147.

    Barbara

    October 9, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    @germy: Of course Ivana was joking. Whatever you can say about Ivana, I would assume that she has at least 20 IQ points more than Melania. The whole thing is not worth the time of day we are giving it. I am feeling increasingly annoyed about being prompted to react to every stupid stunt pulled by this crowd. They are no better than the Kardashians, who are more or less honest about their status as professional attention whores.

  148. 148.

    AliceBlue

    October 9, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    @raven:
    I believe Tom Cruise starred in the Ron Kovic movie.

  149. 149.

    JPL

    October 9, 2017 at 4:46 pm

    OT A morning news anchor left his job a month ago and over the weekend announced he is running for the 6th district. He spoke to Ossoff last week and I have no idea whether or not Ossoff is going to run again. The advantage is that he lives in the district, has name recognition and some money. youtube.com/watch?time_continue=44&v=1UL0jn4VtH8

    What I noticed during the interview was he attacked Handel’s my way or the highway approach. Ossoff did not attack her enough, imo.

  150. 150.

    Yutsano

    October 9, 2017 at 4:46 pm

    Happy Bartolomé Day y’all!

  151. 151.

    raven

    October 9, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    @AliceBlue: Born on the Fourth of July. Voight was in Coming Home which was inspired by Ron.

    Coming Home was conceived by Jane Fonda as the first feature for her own production company, IPC Films (for Indochina Peace Campaign), with her associate producer Bruce Gilbert, a friend from her protest days. Fonda had in mind to make a film about the Vietnam War inspired by her friendship with Ron Kovic, a paraplegic Vietnam War Veteran, who she met in an antiwar rally.[2] At that time Kovic had recently completed his autobiographical book Born on the Fourth of July which would later become an Oscar-winning motion picture of the same name directed by Oliver Stone, starring Tom Cruise as Kovic.

  152. 152.

    Rihilism

    October 9, 2017 at 4:47 pm

    @germy: Don’t remember that one but not surprised. They could take any song and turn it into pablum, oblivious to the songs content and context. Got really awkward to watch, though, when, after performing one of his signature tap routines, Lawrence told Arthur Duncan he was “a credit to his people”…

  153. 153.

    trollhattan

    October 9, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    @Barbara:
    It was at least twenty years between my first hearing “Little Green” and learning the song’s actual subject, which reeeeeeally threw it into a different light. So tragic.

  154. 154.

    Mike in NC

    October 9, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    Alexandra Petri at the Washington Post lists several other protests that Mike Pence is planning, including: “Fly across the country to San Francisco to squint angrily at a bar with a rainbow flag. Insist he had something else to do in town that justified all this travel but refuse to say what it is.”

  155. 155.

    Matt McIrvin

    October 9, 2017 at 4:49 pm

    @trollhattan: I was just thinking that “The Good Place” could not have gotten on broadcast TV even ten years ago. (I remember some short-lived old shows or failed pilots with a similar premise, and Season 1’s Big Twist was a 1960 Twilight Zone episode, but the details… no.)

  156. 156.

    Mike J

    October 9, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    @Yutsano: Thought of you reading yesterday’s paper. The Times, about the Vegas shooter: “He went to work for the I.R.S. because he thought that’s where the money was, but it turned out the money wasn’t there,”

  157. 157.

    Yutsano

    October 9, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    @JPL:

    He spoke to Ossoff last week and I have no idea whether or not Ossoff is going to run again.

    If Ossoff has anything resembling a brain in his head he shouldn’t. Kaple is already making some good interesting noises.

    @Mike J: Uhh…GS pay is mostly solid middle class but you ain’t gonna get rich on it. Unless he was thinking of skimming, which is possible but way too easy to get busted.

  158. 158.

    germy

    October 9, 2017 at 4:54 pm

    @Mike J: He bought houses and rented them out. I wonder if his former tenants are feeling weird since learning how skilled he was (beside his affinity for firearms) with video surveillance?

  159. 159.

    JPL

    October 9, 2017 at 4:56 pm

    @Yutsano: In a 60/40 district, Ossoff came close, which was remarkable to me. If you have a candidate who lives in the district, has a compelling message and can ding Handel, it’s possible. It would depend on how he appeals to DeKalb county though.

  160. 160.

    low-tech cyclist

    October 9, 2017 at 5:02 pm

    Maybe the First and Third Ladies can don massive shoulder pads and stage a pay-per-view steel-cage death match in the Rose Garden.

    And Marla Maples watching via pay-per-view from as far away as possible, munching popcorn, rooting for injuries, and thanking the Lord every night that her marriage to the Orange Abomination was brief and long ago.

  161. 161.

    Yutsano

    October 9, 2017 at 5:03 pm

    @JPL: His name recognition will be hard for Handel to circumvent. He’s also slightly older and better established than Ossoff was in the district as well. It also sounds like he’s got some fire against her. And the story of the kids is a good one. I think throwing him scratch will be smart money.

  162. 162.

    Baud

    October 9, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    @JPL:
    @Yutsano:

    Glad to hear it.

  163. 163.

    Shana

    October 9, 2017 at 5:06 pm

    @debbie: Maybe not collagen, but I strongly suspect that Ivanka has had her boobs done. Almost no one that thin has boobs that big naturally.

  164. 164.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    October 9, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    @raven:

    Source?

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    Elizabelle

    October 9, 2017 at 5:14 pm

    @Shana: Monala put up a link on Ivanka through the years. BeautyEditor: Ivanka Trump, before and after. From 2014, Celebrity Apprentice time, before we knew what other horrors the Trumps had in store for us.

    Rhinoplasty (at least one) and a boob job. Photos taken over time. Ivanka has always been beautiful and photogenic, but she enhanced some features.

    One picture of young The Donald, in a tux with his rosebud lips, holding Ivanka’s arms, kind of inside her dress. A little creepy.

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    Gin & Tonic

    October 9, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    I’m pretty excited about going to see the new Blade Runner movie tonight.

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    ruemara

    October 9, 2017 at 5:20 pm

    Hey, thanks for the welcome for my furry pals. They are adopted, not sibs but they were found in the same area and fostered together. The names are temporary until they develop a bit more and show who they are. One last shot of Sirrah Surprise.

  168. 168.

    JPL

    October 9, 2017 at 5:21 pm

    @Yutsano: Which I didn’t last time, and didn’t have to. I normally just volunteer for local politics which is non-partisan, but might have to change my mind. National politics never enter into our volunteer meetings, until today. Someone mentioned Ossoff’s outside money, and I said maybe you better look closer and see where Handel’s money was coming from. The person running the meeting is a like a good elementary teacher, and we both received the stare. lol

  169. 169.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    October 9, 2017 at 5:21 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    There’s one picture with that article where Ivanka looks way too much like Melania. Just sayin’.

  170. 170.

    Shana

    October 9, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    @raven: I believe there’s a musical about that…. Something about George? And Sunday? Help me out here. (Sarcasm font)

  171. 171.

    Mary G

    October 9, 2017 at 5:24 pm

    @ruemara: @ruemara: Both so cute!

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    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    October 9, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    @amygdala:

    too. I’m not sure why it has been less successful than in California.

    Kastier was the victim of a very successful slander campaign in the 80s when it was accused of being the Wallmart of health care.

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    raven

    October 9, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): songfacts.com/detail.php?id=1612

  174. 174.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 9, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    since I still have nice legs

    Pics or GTFO.

  175. 175.

    NotMax

    October 9, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    @Gin & Tonic

    Holding out for Dynasty 2049.

    ;)

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    debbie

    October 9, 2017 at 5:28 pm

    @geg6:

    That was a real shocker, to be honest.

  177. 177.

    raven

    October 9, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    @Shana: It’s not sarcastic at all, I never heard of any of this until the BJ thread. We were in Chicago about 10 years ago and we wandered into this free show at the new concert facility. It was a huge Sondheim deal with him and all these (I assume) famous people who had been in his musicals. I didn’t have a clue.

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    Patricia Kayden

    October 9, 2017 at 5:33 pm

    @ruemara: They are truly adorable!! Too darn cute. Of course, you all have lost your dang minds. I’m losing mine just looking at those kitties.

  179. 179.

    Shana

    October 9, 2017 at 5:34 pm

    @raven: Did you enjoy it? I’m a huge Sondheim fan. Just saw A Little Night Music on Saturday.

  180. 180.

    zhena gogolia

    October 9, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    @ruemara:

    You will love them. There’s just something about ferals. We’re at the end of the road with ours, and they have been the best.

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    chris

    October 9, 2017 at 5:38 pm

    To the surprise of no one at all shitgibbon cheats at golf.

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    schrodingers_cat

    October 9, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    @ruemara: I is dead from the cute.

  183. 183.

    Ruviana

    October 9, 2017 at 5:40 pm

    @pamelabrown53: I’ve been watching Youtube clips from “Stop Making Sense” on an endless loop, I’m ready #bigsuit.

  184. 184.

    raven

    October 9, 2017 at 5:42 pm

    @Shana: Like I said, I didn’t much have a clue. I do have a couple of pictures. I remember years ago going to see “Into the Woods” right after I saw “Farewell My Concubine” and thinking see two things where people got their fingers (or toes) chopped off was pretty weird.

  185. 185.

    Patricia Kayden

    October 9, 2017 at 5:43 pm

    @Elizabelle: Sadly, after what just came out about Weinstein, I doubt Iger has a chance in hell to win the primaries. I don’t think Democrats are as awed by entertainers becoming politicians as Republicans are.

  186. 186.

    Spanky

    October 9, 2017 at 5:44 pm

    @ruemara: There’s some longhair in there. Master Surprise (a fine name as-is) is going to be a handsome boy.

  187. 187.

    Brachiator

    October 9, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    @Gravenstone:

    Supposition is those who now will shy away from a Senate run will aim for the governor seat instead?

    Already a ton of people running for governor. A few dozen more will make things more fun.

  188. 188.

    Elizabelle

    October 9, 2017 at 5:46 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): Which one? I saw a resemblance to Faith Hill in a few.

    Loved the writer’s cattiness, too, in photo caption WRT the boob job. Reminding us that Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice) had big boobs too at the time — it was in style — but she’d had the implants removed. Get a clue, Ivanka. LOL.

    Anyhoo, the Donald has a type.

  189. 189.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 9, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    hearing that Bob Iger of Disney is “not ruling out a 2020 presidential bid.”

    Well, to be fair, I’m not ruling out a 2020 presidential bid either. I know that’s a sacrilege here in Baud! country, but a man’s gotta keep his options open.

  190. 190.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    October 9, 2017 at 5:48 pm

    Oh, now I see why Trump is throwing a tantrum today. Wienstien firing – people are comparing Weinstein’s behavior to Trump’s and the fact that the Left turned on Weinstein puts a lot of pressure on Conservatives if they care going to keep their Protectures of the Public Morality title.

  191. 191.

    MomSense

    October 9, 2017 at 5:50 pm

    @ruemara:

    I’m in love. Sooo cute.

  192. 192.

    Brachiator

    October 9, 2017 at 5:52 pm

    @pamelabrown53:

    Angelonie’s lips. Her RWNJ, Jon Voight, has fat lips. Plus, when I look back to her first film (that I’m aware) “Girl Interrupted”, her lips were amazingly luscious.

    I’m a straight guy (not that there’s anything wrong with that), but I think that one could describe the young Jon Voight’s lips in, say, “Midnight Cowboy,” as amazingly luscious.

    Also, saw a baby picture of Angelina via google images, and she was a fat lip baby.

  193. 193.

    ruemara

    October 9, 2017 at 6:01 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Oh, I am familiar with the joy of rescues. Pretty much all my cats have been rescues.

    @Spanky: definitely. Both of them promise to be medium or long haired. But their temperaments were what charmed me.

  194. 194.

    Just One More Canuck

    October 9, 2017 at 6:15 pm

    @p.a.:”Hi Bob” watching the Bob Newhart show

  195. 195.

    PIGL

    October 9, 2017 at 6:23 pm

    @raven: In my northern home town, in the late 70s, drugs so good we didn’t have.

  196. 196.

    raven

    October 9, 2017 at 6:30 pm

    @PIGL: A simple twist of fate. . .

  197. 197.

    J R in WV

    October 9, 2017 at 6:30 pm

    @ruemara:

    They are so so cute. Esp the little Tortie, I bet she grows up to be a real hell raiser, right up your alley!!

    You are so lucky to have little kittehs like that!

    Keep us posted with photos and stories about them!!

  198. 198.

    J R in WV

    October 9, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    And even dudes wore bright, clashing colours.

    Just NOPE! Not at all. Blue jeans or gray suits with white shirt & a somewhat colorful tie.

  199. 199.

    Downpuppy

    October 9, 2017 at 6:40 pm

    @trollhattan: I never watched Falcon Crest, but according to IMDB every single actor in Hollywood appeared on it.

    Thought about it with the news today about the Napa/Sonoma fires.

  200. 200.

    If a Tree Falls

    October 9, 2017 at 6:42 pm

    Ah, Dynasty. I used to get drunk on the rum I bought to celebrate the 2008 election and watch it on rented dvds with my roommates. I heard a reference to it in Prince’s “Kiss” (“You don’t have to watch Dynasty/ To have an attitude”) and wondered what that was all about. Catfights and adultery mostly, with occasional side trips involving vengeful figures from the past and insanity. It says something for the state of 80’s TV that this was once the number one rated show on American television. It’s fun to watch and make fun of though, even if you happen to be three guys in their thirties and forties.

  201. 201.

    barb 2

    October 9, 2017 at 6:42 pm

    @Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (Formerly Mumphrey, et al.):

    toxic families — one can stay in the family and fight or one can get as far away as possible. There are a lot of toxic families — parents who use the chaos style of parenting. If one of the kids is naturally empathetic — the family will kill that “bad” character trait.
    Ivana was a real bitch of a boss when she ran one of the three Atlantic City casinos owned by her husband THE shitgibbon. She is no lady and not a nice person — very much like the shitgibbon.

  202. 202.

    Gravenstone

    October 9, 2017 at 6:54 pm

    @Brachiator: Sadly, no Gary Coleman this go around.

  203. 203.

    Steeplejack

    October 9, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    The one from 2005. she looks like a mythical young Melania—​super high cheekbones, almost slitted eyes.

    (Late back to the thread.)

  204. 204.

    Steeplejack

    October 9, 2017 at 9:57 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Also, saw a baby picture of Angelina via google images, and she was a fat lip baby.

    Little-known fact: Fat Lip Baby is also an excellent collection of minor Scott Joplin compositions.

  205. 205.

    workworkwork

    October 9, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    @Ruckus: Never been to a VA, but I’m with Kaiser here in Colorado. I love it.

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