Bad bird puns open thread?
Or we could discuss what an utterly graceless, classless, clueless, embarrassing clown the president is:
Now that the three basketball players are out of China and saved from years in jail, LaVar Ball, the father of LiAngelo, is unaccepting of what I did for his son and that shoplifting is no big deal. I should have left them in jail!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 19, 2017
Foul or fowl — your choice.
Baud
What a booby.
Teddys Person
@Baud: With this comment, the thread is one and done.
Corner Stone
They doobie saying that pun-ditry is the highest form of humor.
hueyplong
Because Trump would only do something if it garnered him acclaim or fulsome thanks.
And if he thinks he’s all that in the field of foreign relations for this UCLA thing, then the best ever in American history is Jesse Jackson. We know how much Trump likes being compared unfavorably to a POC.
Bonnie
The president* is a utterly graceless, classless, clueless, embarrassing clown and a poor excuse for a human being.
trollhattan
If Trump ends up making me sympathetic to LaVar Ball then he really is history’s worst monster.
Corner Stone
Personally rooting for injuries. But suggesting it’s ok to leave American citizens in a foreign jail. What a fucking scumbag.
Mike J
No matter how much they egret their actions, nobody should have to grovel to Trump.
scav
His avid supporters are certainly gullable.
James E. Powell
I expect everyone will flock to this thread, some as a lark, others just to gander. The bad puns will be hard to swallow
Corner Stone
Also too. Why do I see so many left-ish people on twitter asking what happened to Maria Bartiromo? She’s been cray AF for years now. They missed this until now?
Snarki, child of Loki
Trump is a tweeting bird-brain, but that’s an insult to birds.
Sorry, birds!
scav
@James E. Powell: And swiftly too!
Baud
Gizzard or lizard?
Hunter Gathers
He certainly thinks that he is the cock of the walk.
schrodingers_cat
Send Rs the way of the dodo.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@trollhattan: LMAO. Just be thankful you don’t live here in the south; we get LaVar on the news all the time*.
*Unless there’s a car chase.
RobertDSC-Mac Mini
Reason 7,658,123 why he is the Orange Atrocity.
Mike in NC
Here’s hoping that Monday sees a fresh flock of indictments coming down from Mr. Mueller’s task force.
(((CassandraLeo)))
Trump had a long history of robin the American public even before Putin made him president*. Anyone surprised at heron that he’s a crook just hadn’t been paying attention.
Steeplejack
I’m surprised it didn’t get more coverage last week—not on the news shows, but on the pundit shows—but on the plane back from Asia Trump was rhapsodizing to the press about the deal he struck with Xi to rescue the basketball players. He was almost euphoric. That’s what he thinks presidentin’ is, or should be: two big-ballin’, shot-callin’ masters of the universe in a room, face to face, mano a mano, doin’ deals! No pesky legislature, no working for consensus, no organized strategy—just deals, baby!
And all for something that will be barely a footnote in history. Sad!
chopper
@James E. Powell:
I hope trump earns a swift condemnation.
(((CassandraLeo)))
@James E. Powell: An African or a European swallow?
Steeplejack
@Corner Stone:
As she gets older the Money Honey goggles become less effective.
Also, it’s easier to hide the cray when you’re just calling balls and strikes on one of the business/market channels.
sharl
Non-bird news, from Pennsylvania’s 18th Congressional District, located at the Appalachian and largely rural southwest corner of the state. The Dems had a convention today to choose their candidate for the March 13 special election, made necessary by the “pro-life” incumbent behaving in a very unapproved manner.
From this list of 5 candidates (from Weigel’s twitter), Conor Lamb won:
So I guess that’s the next national political thing – at least it’s the only thing I know of – after the December AL Senate election.
chopper
for any other president coughing up such consistent garbage on twitter would be a cardinal sin.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
Basketball players? Seriously Trump?
(((CassandraLeo)))
@Enhanced Voting Techniques: he spent weeks belittling the NFL while Puerto Rico drowned. Is anyone really surprised?
hedgehog mobile
@Baud: /bows/
oldgold
Hmm, because of something LaVar Ball says, his son should be left in a foreign prison. Worse, 2 young men, who are unrelated to LaVar Ball, should be left in a foreign prison.
The person who pushes this bizarro ‘logic’ has access to the nuclear football!
Baud
@sharl:
Why does it seem that Weigel is the only person covering the details of Democratic politics? I’d rather follow a Democratic reporter.
Schlemazel
I’ll save everyone the trouble of trying to make bad puns – this is the winner:
It was April the forty-first
Being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My Barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented Stingray
And it was overheating
So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I’d blown a seal
I said, “Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?”
While they were doing that
I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive
But I knew the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
I said “Hi Gil”
You have to yell, he’s hard of herring
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin’ thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water
I bellied up to the sandbar
He poured me the usual
Rusty snail, hold the grunion
Shaken not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side
Heavy on the mako
I slipped him a fin
On porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry’s squids
For the halibut
Well the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines
They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
What sole
Tommy was rockin’ the place with a very popular tuna
Salmon Chanted Evening
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player
One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she’s giving me the eye
So I figured this is my chance for a little fun
You know, piece of Pisces
But she said things I just couldn’t fathom
She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a…
She drank a lot
I said “What’s your sign”
She said “Aquarium”
I said “Great, let’s get tanked”
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin’ thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
I invited her to my place for a midnight bait
I said “Come on baby, it’ll only take a few minnows”
She threw me that same old line
“Not tonight, I gotta haddock”
And she wasn’t kidding either
Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
I’d ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels
He came over to me and said
“Listen, shrimp, don’t you come trollin’ around here”
What a crab
This guy was steamed
I could see the anchor in his eyes
I turned to him, I said
“A-balone, you’re just being shellfish”
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil
‘Cause he was already on the phone to the cods
The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke but there he was
Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
Kelpless
I said “Forget the cods Gil
This guy’s gonna need a sturgeon”
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said
“Hey, big boy, you’re really a game fish
What’s your name”
I said “Marlin”
Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin’ thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream
Well, from then on we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner, I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble
A case of the clams
smintheus
Shorter Ross Douthat [no link because Douthat]: “I could get behind a guy who covered up for rapists at the university he ran.”
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Steeplejack:
Maybe Trump should have talked to the guy that runs Big Baller. Oh wait, that’s fucking LaVar.
Schlemazel
@Schlemazel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l1GvDWtccI
cope
I eagerly await the day we can all wave bye-bye the orange coiffed son of a beach.
Corner Stone
@smintheus: What is Ken Starr running for?
feebog
This tweet embodies everything I loath about Trumpov. Petty. Ungracious. Morally adrift. Thin skinned.
smintheus
@Corner Stone: What-About-in-Chief.
sharl
@Baud: There probably were other reporters, but IMO Weigel is a pretty good reporter, and he’s usually pretty generous about providing links to the twitter feed of other reporters covering a political event, whether he’s there or not. (Though I don’t recall seeing any references to other reporters today.)
His recent (apparent) conversion to a Bernie/DSA-favoring person – very strange, considering where he started out politically – gets him in trouble occasionally, but IMO he’s usually pretty good about staying on the straight path where his reporting is concerned. But as in all such matters, YMMV (and probably does, for many).
ETA: I don’t know if Weigel’s Bernie/DSA thing is a professional decision (i.e., that’s where he and/or his editors think the interesting stories will be for the near future) or whether his personal politics have changed. Whatever…
trollhattan
@?BillinGlendaleCA:
Arrrgh, the humanity!
Mary G
The light in your picture is beautiful, Betty. Did you take it at sunrise or sunset?
swiftfox
@Corner Stone: Been watching CNBC since 94; they didn’t let their hosts go nuts until they started prepping to compete with Fox Business. Kernan and Caruso-Cabrera are totally unmoored. The smart ones, like Ron Insana, left.
Tim C.
@chopper: Nope. For any Democrat, sure, but always always always: IOKIYAR
Cacti
It’s beyond sad that a 71 year old man needs to fish for validation from 20-year olds.
And speaking of fishing, I caught a 25 inch salmon today! Woot, woot!
Gin & Tonic
I’m finding it actually hard to decide who’s more of an asshole: LaVar or Donald.
Aleta
@Steeplejack: The only two reasons to make a deal are to get money or good press. Mar the PR and the whole point of the deal is ruined. “Should have left them there.”
trollhattan
@Corner Stone:
In a just society he’d be running for his life.
Baud
@sharl:
Thanks
Steeplejack
@swiftfox:
I thought Bartiromo got promoted to “regular” cable news, and she does have a Sunday show on Fox News, but the Google tells me she’s also still on Fox Business Network. Does that have the same relation to other business channels that Fox News has to other news channels, or is it legit?
schrodingers_cat
@Steeplejack: Money Honey has been awful for well over a decade.
?BillinGlendaleCA
@Gin & Tonic: Donald, that’s an easy one.
chopper
@Tim C.:
I know, I was just making a pun. sheesh, you people.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
(Baptist) Heaven’s Hall Monitor, telling God that the Irish are drinking and singing and the Italians are putting cheese in the food again
JMG
Steve Kerr, coach of the Warriors, had the perfect comment on LaVar Ball and Trump in his pregame press conference: “Is there any way you guys could stop covering both of them? Is that possible?
Mary G
@Steeplejack: It is regular Fox News, but crazier. Way to the right, and all about people keeping their own money, and the colored people who are trying to take it away. (They don’t actually say colored people, but they imply it.)
Felonius Monk
It would be more fun to discuss Ivanka’s Thanksgiving Centerpiece. It is almost as popular as the rethugs tax reform plans.
Also mocked here and here and many other places. Google is your friend.
Steeplejack
@chopper:
They thought you were parroting the party line.
Baud
@chopper: I thought your comment was a lark.
Steeplejack
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
Sorry, those Papist heretics won’t be allowed in Baptist heaven.
Corner Stone
@Baud: ISTM you’d have to be cuckoo to have taken it seriously.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@sylvania: trump is bringing both sides together, though
Maybe Ivanka has asked Vera Wang for some ideas about tailored orange jumpsuits for spring, just the right tone for pale and bleached
NotMax
Asking for bird puns?
You’re going to egret it.
Baud
@Felonius Monk: I’m thankful it doesn’t have a baby elephants head from one of Don Jr.’s hunts.
Sab
@Steeplejack: When Faux Business News started up a lot of competent business journalist women had to decide if they were willing to take more pay in exchange for wearing way toof much eye makeup and extremely revealing clothes. Some like Margaret Brennan chose personal integrity and wardrobe decency. Ditto Stephanie Ruble. Maria Bartiromo chose the bucks. Ironically, most of the decent ladies in the financial press are and have always been Republicans. They haven’t changed. Their voters have gone nuts.
Baud
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
Alternative interpretation. It’s a day ending in “Y.”
chopper
@Baud:
I must be speaking pigeon English or something.
Baud
@chopper: Some people just want to bury their heads in the sand.
chopper
@NotMax:
it’s owl good.
chopper
@Baud:
honestly I thought I was quacking up for a second. you’d think people on a left wing site such as this would get the joke.
Corner Stone
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: I’m really tired of everyone who repeats this kind of BS. Trump’s nervous, Trump’s sweating it, Trump is breaking down ahead of something really, really, super bad. Believe me.
Trump is just a fucking nutjob, Fin.
Aleta
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: No idea how to decorate your bunk? Steel is everywhere right now in prison décor.
Baud
@chopper: People have lost their sense of humor ever since Trump became an albatross around our necks.
NotMax
The rancid cheese stands alone.
Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)
I’m hoping for another indictment Monday.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
The Dems have a candidate in the reddish PA district where the “pro-life” R-critter resigned when his mistress told everybody he told her to get an abortion
vote by district Dem convention– Cerilli was “profile”, pro-gun candidate
NotMax
For the WTF Lite file: Snub warfare.
Baud
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: What does “profile” mean there?
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Baud: typo– “pro-life”
debbie
@Steeplejack:
I think because Murdoch also owns the WSJ, some would find Fox Business very legitimate. I find it is still Fox and leave it at that.
Felonius Monk
@Baud: Probably would have been more attractive if Don Jr. or Jared had just taken a dump in the clam shell.
NotMax
FYI.
JMG
@sharl: Weigel was the first national reporter to get inside the Tea Party. Rand Paul still answers his calls. I think he specializes in looking for outsiders, but as far as I can tell he plays it straight. It’d be dumb to pretend Bernie isn’t important. Question is, how important?
debbie
@trollhattan:
Exactly!
JMG
Check the ads on Fox Business sometime. The whole concept is that here’s a bunch of rubes with money dumb enough to fall for any scam. Buy gold! Triple reverse mortgages! And so on.
Citizen_X
@Baud: I think you can just expect Trump to send out nasty, fucked-up Tweets from heron in.
debbie
Baud
@Citizen_X:
?
BBA
@JMG: That’s only like half the ads on CNBC, because for some reason people who are actually in the finance biz watch it. Generally on mute, in the background.
matt
He’s like a boorish, uninformed, grabby-hands version of Kaiser Wilhelm II.
NotMax
@Steeplejack
For a long time, Fox Business Channel’s audience ratings were often an asterisk – essentially too low to measure. Haven’t checked recently but have heard no scuttlebutt otherwise.
Particularly recall coming across a report of the total national audience for their highest rated program: 23,000.
The Hemorrhoid Channel pulls in more viewers.
RandomMonster
Maybe this just started as a flight of fancy, but I’m hoping Betty makes a regular thing of pun-threads, because this post is a real hoot.
Felonius Monk
@chopper: His tweets may be driving us cuckoo, but he is robin us blind.
Mary G
He’s back:
The Russian bots that used to defend him aren’t around and most people in the replies are making fun of him and explaining the difference between mike and mic.
Bruuuuce
I’m sure that suggesting we abandon US citizens is now GOP policy, but I’d bet it plays poorly in the Pentagon, especially after Bowe Bergdahl. That was done correctly, bringing him home as priority, and _then_ court-martialing him for his actions, rather than allowing him to rot in foreign hands.
On a whole other note, I give you today’s Designated Liar, Mick Mulvaney: Trump “will not sign a bill that raises taxes on the middle class. Period.”
zhena gogolia
I just love my husband. I was reading him the profile of J-Lo and A-Rod from Vanity Fair, and when I got to the part where on their first date Rodriguez texted Jennifer as she was coming back from the ladies’ room, “You look sexy AF,” I asked him, “Do you know what that means?” He said, “Air Force? I didn’t know J-Lo was in the Air Force.”
Corner Stone
@NotMax:
Now that’s a channel I could get behind! As long ass they don’t talk too much about the bubble we’re in!
Mary G
And another just now. He’s finally learned to thread tweets!
Those people are so ungrateful!
debbie
.
germy
Watching ABC evening news right now. They just said Al Franken has no intention of resigning.
Baud
@germy: Good.
debbie
@zhena gogolia:
Ah, the soul of an innocent. I’m envious.
SiubhanDuinne
B. Cracker’s “A tern for the worse”
Demands punny responses in verse.
Rhyming the words
Of Floridian birds
Is truly a gift — and a curse.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
as it should be… I wonder what his old pal Rudi G thinks about 5 to 10 for shoplifting?
@Baud: that’s what Cole said on twitter. I guess he changed his mind
(((CassandraLeo)))
@NotMax: Their ratings are pretty bad, but the 23,000 figure seems difficult for me to believe. (I’m in TV ratings, so I have a general sense of what channels people watch.) CNBC definitely gets more viewers by far. Bloomberg might also, though that would be closer (then again, FBN is probably carried on way more cable packages, so it’s got a handicap).
Aleta
@Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady): Toucan happen on the same day you know.
Gravenstone
@Mary G: I know he’s being an ass, because Trump. But if Flake really is a ‘no’, then that’s it for their buffer. With Johnson also a ‘no’, republicans can’t suffer any more losses or tax deformation dies a deservedly ignominious death.
Baud
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: If Cole says bet on red, put it all on black.
Bruuuuce
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
“Very 9/11 good!”
debbie
@Jim, Foolish Literalist:
Doubt Rudi ever really gave a shit about either of his kids.
clay
@Mary G: I… don’t get it? He DOES know the margins in the Senate… doesn’t he? That he can only afford to lose two R votes? He should be kissing Flake’s ass with tongue, not insulting him.
How in the hell did this guy ever make any business agreements at all?
Dorothy A. Winsor (formerly Iowa Old Lady)
@Aleta: I’m hoping that’s a bird pun and not the result of dictation. Though on second thought, that would be cool
Bruuuuce
@clay: He was in construction, real estate, and casinos. I have no doubt that it was his silent partners who enforced whatever deals he stipulated. Family business, after all.
Matt McIrvin
Trump really should start dressing like Louis XIV; he’s got the attitude down. Justice, punishment, foreign relations and the State are all about him, right?
Mary G
@Gravenstone: Johnson was against the ACA repeal before he voted for it, so I’m not counting on him. But somebody on twitter showed the welcomes Murkowski & Collins got in their home airports – standing ovations, hugs & cheers for their no votes, and I am pretty sure they won’t want to throw that away this time. If Corker really means it about not increasing the deficit, the bill is “toast” as Twitler says, but I am not holding my breath.
Bruuuuce
@Matt McIrvin: Isn’t Louis XVI the parallel we want?
Baud
@Bruuuuce: Ivanka can be our Marie Antoinette.
clay
@germy: I haven’t followed all of the latest, but it seemed that there’s a non-zero chance the whole Frankin thing is a right-wing hit job. Have there been any new decelopments?
NotMax
@SiubhanDuinne
Toucan play at that game.
Ms Cracker’s avian humor
Is now no longer a rumor
In relative quick
A new limerick
Is hatched by a most august boomer
Bruuuuce
@Baud: That ought to teach him not to spend all his time fooling around at the Folies-Bergere
(((CassandraLeo)))
@Baud: The real Marie Antoinette was far more charitable than any member of the dotard’s family, FWIW.
Aleta
@Bruuuuce: If only they’d stop putting it on our bill.
Mary G
This is a fabulous thread defending the Clintons:
and
dmsilev
@Matt McIrvin: Louis XIV at least built palaces that were worth keeping around even after the Bourbons were tossed aside. Could you imagine some future war ending with the Treaty of Mar-a-Lago?
smintheus
@Mary G: What’s the right prison sentence for treason?
Aleta
@(((CassandraLeo))): Let them eat crow.
hueyplong
Y’all will be hearing from counsel for the descendants of Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette. Facing the guillotine is a far, far easier thing to endure than a comparison to Trump.
germy
@clay:
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/360921-la-radio-station-we-tipped-off-news-partners-before-publishing
Bruuuuce
@dmsilev: Nope. By that time it will be underwater.
Bruuuuce
@Aleta: Amen
Mary G
@smintheus: I rarely agree with Villago, but I’ll make an exception for the Trump regime & vote for tumbrels.
He’s just put out another tweet that makes no sense at all. One of the things that makes me hate him is the improper capitalization and quote marks at random:
NotMax
@dmsilev
sukabi
@Mary G: it’s been added to a bunch, and YES it’s a good look back at the Clinton period.
For those of us that were paying attention back then, it’s hard to forget that there was talk about having Clinton present his pen!s in a line-up to prove…something something….
(((CassandraLeo)))
@smintheus: Depends whether it’s light treason.
“First time.”
“I’ve never heard of a second.”
“I’ve got the worst fucking attorneys.”
Gin & Tonic
@germy: He’s defying the Balloon-Juice consensus. Stone him!
NotMax
@sukabi
But will it be posthumously be put on display at the Smithsonian?
Could be a (hydraulically enhanced) version on Old Faithful.
;)
germy
@Gin & Tonic: Roger.
smintheus
@germy: Didn’t Tweeden claim that she made a spur of the moment decision on a live broadcast to make allegations about Franken? Seems KABC is saying she lied about that.
sukabi
@NotMax: well, whatever it’s disposition, it won’t need a magnifying glass and tweezers to see it, unlike the current WH occupants’.
martian
@clay: No other women have come forward. The tweet from someone claiming to be the photographer and accusing Tweeden of setting up the gag herself has been debunked. People are doing the amateur detective thing everywhere, but nothing new has been turned up really.
SiubhanDuinne
@NotMax:
Your poetic McGuffin
Leaves me huffin’ and puffin,
But I’m totally sanguine
With booby or panguin.
tobie
@germy: I don’t get this at all. Roger Stone tweeted about Franken getting his just desserts the night before the allegations were made. Someone must have told him something was coming down the pike. How could he have anticipated this otherwise? This is the weirdest defense I’ve seen.
germy
@tobie: He insists he had nothing to do with it.
Therefore I have to assume he’s involved somehow.
Felonius Monk
@sukabi:
That is certainly the long and the short of it.
Patricia Kayden
@NotMax: I’m so glad they’ve finally forced him out. What makes him think he’s so special that he deserves to be head of state for 37 years!! That’s almost my entire life.
NotMax
@SiubhanDuinne
At least it wasn’t a cardinal sin.
We are all emuprog now!
(((CassandraLeo)))
@tobie: KABC presumably can’t know if any of the people who were in on the discussion told anyone else about it. I don’t think they thought their cunning defence through.
martian
@germy: I’m not following their reasoning on how that’s “pushback”. Stone’s tweet happened regardless of whether they claim not to be the sources. He can’t resist tipping off targets so he can posture as an evil mastermind, fortunately.
germy
@smintheus: They’re all a bunch of right wing assholes who hoped Franken would melt down and behave like Moore. They hoped he’d go ballistic and attack them.
Instead he issued an apology and demanded an investigation of himself.
And they went… “Dammit!”
Tweeden was probably taken aback by his response. They can’t conceive of anyone taking the higher ground. She finally said she accepted his apology and didn’t want him to resign. I bet she thought he’d lash out, and had prepared herself for a counterattack.
germy
@martian: I really see him on the 1966 Batman TV series.
The Ratfucker!
“Holy Pinhead, Batman!”
germy
@(((CassandraLeo))):
Says a lot about the sort of people they associate with, that Stone was in the loop with them.
tobie
@germy: My sentiments exactly. What the head of KABC Nathan D. Baker does say is that the staff coordinated with other news sources about the content of the story and the timing for releasing it, so leaks are presumably possible in multiple places.
Cheryl Rofer
I heard a big kitteh sigh and couldn’t see Zooey in any of his usual places. He snuck back of the monitor. I hate it when he goes back there. He pulls and bites at wires, leaves hair, and is impossible to extract without damage. He’s still back there.
Steeplejack
@Mary G:
I still think mike is correct. But I am old.
Jeffro
@Corner Stone:
Agreed. And he’ll never see the Big Day coming, either, so no point in thinking he’s just trying to throw out misdirection on purpose, either. Misdirection is half of who he is all day, every day.
tamiasmin
I’m so sick of Trump and his whole billionaire Cabinet. Well, all but Ross.
Doug R
It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times…
martian
@germy: Roger Stone looks the part, too, having finally come into the face he deserves. I’m sure he’d happily guest star. There’s something off about it, the way he seems to revel in the attention he gets, something sociopathic his attachment to the Republican cause.
Shalimar
@dmsilev: Mar-a-Lago was built 2 decades before Donald Trump was born and is a historic landmark. His complete lack of class shouldn’t reflect on the place he has owned.
dexwood
@Cheryl Rofer:
Got a call from a friend three days ago. Following the death of her husband in September, she recently adopted two bonded cats from our city’s shelter. They had somehow unplugged her computer while playing in a tight spot behind the desk. She has MS and was completely unable to plug the box in again. I plugged it in, made a tent to cover the power strip, mission accomplished.
Miss Bianca
@chopper: Damn it, dude! I didn’t come here to be gulled!
Cheryl Rofer
@dexwood: The cats have one of those fountains for their water. A while back, it wasn’t operating when I got up in the morning. I figured it had died, until I saw that the cats had managed to unplug it.
dexwood
@dexwood:
p.s, I truly love the photo at top. Beautiful.
Mike J
@Steeplejack:
Thank you. Mic is the way you refer to a microphone.
K-to-the-Jane
Enough with the bird puns. You’ve all gone stork raven mad!!!
Kathleen
@Aleta: What have these threads have beakome?
The Lodger
I ducked out for a moment there. Apparently the mallardy lingers on.
Miss Bianca
@The Lodger: Yeah, the atmosphere here is not all it’s been quacked up to be.
Wapiti
@germy:
It was a good, solid apology. I think that because it was a good apology, the graceful thing for Ms. Tweeden was to accept it.
I’d say the apology also had a quiet threat for anyone trying to weaponize a MeToo attack against Franken; you might get to make a sworn deposition to the Ethics Committee. (ie, don’t claim groping if he didn’t actually grope you).
Mike G
@BBA:
Traders need to know what breaking news the ignorant, panicky money might be trading on, so they can trade against it.
Just One More Canuck
these bird jokes are going over my head
Corner Stone
@Just One More Canuck: If you’re not in on the joke, then you’re the pigeon. You may want to deploy an umbrella.
Tehanu
@dmsilev:
Dump certainly glitzed Mar-a-Lago up, but he didn’t build it; Marjorie Merriweather Post did, back in the 1920s. It was a National Historic Landmark; Dump was only able to buy it because the upkeep was too expensive for the National Park Service, and of course, all he could think of to do with it was try to squeeze a profit out of it.