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Late Night Horrorshow Open Thread: Terrible People Behaving Predictably

by Anne Laurie|  April 30, 202011:44 pm| 28 Comments

This post is in: Glibertarianism, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Assholes, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

Happy Hitler death day! pic.twitter.com/nZgKBzdaKT

— Ad Infinitum (@Ad_Inifinitum) April 30, 2020

“Pro Life” advocate:

Ben Shapiro: "If somebody who is 81 dies of COVID-19, that is not the same thing as somebody who is 30 dying of COVID-19…If grandma dies in a nursing home at age 81, that's tragic and it's terrible, also the life expectancy in the United States is 80" pic.twitter.com/L2UJi95OUN

— Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) April 29, 2020

If anyone knows Ben's grandma, hide her.

— Leslie on a Pike ?? (@Leslieoo7) April 29, 2020

TP-USA founder Charlie ‘Wear Your Diaper to Campus’ Kirk:

question, how is taking money from the federal government any more morally depraved than your standard business model of taking money from the suckers who willingly hand it over to you https://t.co/QlLXt01RGY

— kilgore trout, multiyear slanderer (@KT_So_It_Goes) April 29, 2020

You have to be able to document your tax filings and payroll which imagine would've been uncomfortable.

— Great&UnmatchedCavsKermit (@JbkJbk1234) April 29, 2020

Also gonna go ahead and call shenanigans on the idea that he and his employees make 7million a year, as a 1.2m PPP would imply.

— Surprised Face Guy (@SurprisedFace) April 29, 2020

UPDATE: In a post from Turning Point USA COO Tyler Bowyer, Bowyer contradicts @charliekirk11 and admits the organization DID in fact apply for the PPP loan, despite Kirk previously saying it "woud be in violation of our beliefs at Turning Point USA."https://t.co/PLYlDP2u9u

— Travis Akers (@travisakers) April 30, 2020

Dinesh D’Souza will sink to ANY challenge in the Terribleness Sweeps…

Millions of dead Africans would beg to differ. I volunteered in an AIDS orphanage in Kayelitsha, South Africa if you wants to talk about equal opportunity death and suffering, you coward. https://t.co/azG6CkvDXI

— Ash (@irisandmaeve) April 29, 2020

And then there’s this guy…

FREE AMERICA NOW

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 29, 2020

"I would call it, 'forcibly imprisoning people in their homes' against all their Constitutional rights, in my opinion, and breaking people's freedoms in ways that are horrible and wrong and not why people came to America or built this country," Musk said https://t.co/AZS9BmF0U2

— CNN Business (@CNNBusiness) April 30, 2020

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Respite Open Thread: A Little Good News

by TaMara|  April 30, 202010:28 pm| 53 Comments

This post is in: Something Good Open Thread, I Will Cut You If You Muddy This Thread

Welcome Wyatt Morgan Cooper! @AndersonCooper's son was born on Monday. New life, new love. pic.twitter.com/L3Af2TtYAq

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) May 1, 2020

This just popped up in my feed and made me so happy – I think it was just nice to see something life-affirming. Two of my neighbors have babies born just before the shutdown and I wonder how they are managing as I keep a safe distance as coo at them as I walk the dogs.

Anderson has shared some photos of Wyatt on his Instagram page https://t.co/75rkH0EC2C pic.twitter.com/Vj1cemqmMa

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) May 1, 2020

Also, today my parents celebrated 60 years of marriage. I am hoping at some point I’m going to be able to visit them again. For me, not seeing my family has been the hardest part of this. Respite Open Thread: A Little Good News

And finally, love this little video. When my friend was fostering puppies, we’d always bring Bixby over when they were ready for socializing and the transformation was astonishing. When they could take on the “Big Dog” their confidence would soar. And Bixby would just play along.

How are things going in your world? Everyone hanging in there? What do you do to unplug? Today I actually gardened, it felt almost normal and it was nice to say hi to the neighbors. I gave a box of sidewalk chalk to the 7-year-old next door (who before all this would come over and ask to see the ducks). She rewarded me with drawings all in front of my house.

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Mustang Bobby – and A Virtual Reading of His Play on Sunday at 3pm ET

by WaterGirl|  April 30, 20207:00 pm| 80 Comments

This post is in: Authors In Our Midst, Guest Posts, Open Threads, Popular Culture

We all love Mustang Bobby.  We’ve seen his cars and his flowers; we know that he’s a playwright, what a good guy he is, and that he has one of the greatest nyms of all time.  But now we get to see one of his plays being performed, from the comfort of our own homes!

Mustang Bobby has a performance coming up this Sunday afternoon – a virtual reading of his one of his plays – so I asked if he would be willing to share a little more about himself, and about the play.

Before I forget:  This Sunday’s Medium Cool with BGinCHI will be devoted to a discussion of the play!

The performance on Silver Tongued Stages starts at 3pm ET, and of course Medium Cool will start at 5pm ET, as always.

Click below to watch the play!

Take it away, Mustang Bobby!

Hi, I’m Philip Middleton Williams, and I’m a playwright.

It’s a bit ironic, but most playwrights don’t really like to talk about themselves at great depth.  It’s not that we’re painfully shy; it’s because we would rather our works speak for what we want to say.  If you want to get to know me, read my plays.  Most of me is in them in some form or another, but here’s the short version.  I was born in 1952.  I grew up in an upper middle-class suburb of Toledo, and I went to college to get a degree in theatre.  I came out as gay when I was twenty-three, I went on to grad school for more degrees, and spent most of my career as a mid-level administrator in a variety of businesses, including public schools.  I had a partner named Allen for fifteen years.  I’m also a recovering alcoholic, so naturally I became a playwright.  It’s cheaper than therapy and doesn’t damage my liver.

I started writing stories in grade school, but I didn’t write my first full-length play until I was in grad school and getting an MFA in playwriting.  My master’s thesis was a play a called “The Hunter,” which I hope will never be produced again.  That’s when I learned that writing a play is different from a novel or a short story.  Like a musical score, it’s a collaborative effort and requires other peoples’ participation – directors, designers, and actors – before it can be seen by an audience.  But there’s also more instant gratification with a play.  It usually doesn’t take as long to write one – I’ve batted out a ten-minute play in less than an hour – and if you want to hear it, you can gather some friends in your living room – or on Zoom – and get feedback.  You can read a play, but it’s truly not done until you hear the words and see the characters come alive.

I’ve written over thirty plays ranging in length from one minute to two hours.  I’ve taken them to theatre festivals and conferences all over the country, including the breathtaking shores of Prince William Sound in Alaska, and made friends and learned so much from them by listening to them and hanging out before and after readings that we often joke about hosting a theatre conference without reading a single play.  I’ve also had plays produced around the country including one off-off-Broadway production, and even in Australia.  I try to see them when I can – I did make the trip to New York – but more often than not I send them out on their own.  I trust them to do right by themselves.

“A Tree Grows in Longmont” started out as a monologue which is now at the end of the play.  It’s a remembrance of the life I had with Allen, my partner, my lover, and my husband in every way, from our first meeting in 1984 through our life together, our separation in 1999, and his death on June 8, 2018.  It didn’t take very long to write it – it’s 33 pages – but it was both a joy and an agony as I wrote it.  He gave me immeasurable love and deep pain, as any relationship will.  He’s the main character in this play, and he also shows up in a number of my other works.  He told me to move on, and I did, but I’m taking him with me.  I even took a small urn of his ashes with me to Alaska last summer, knowing he’d want to go, and death being just a minor inconvenience.

Mustang Bobby – A Live Reading of His Play on Sunday at 3pm 3
The last time I saw Allen (left) when he was passing through Miami, in January 2013.

Mustang Bobby – A Live Reading of His Play on Sunday at 3pm 1
Me, Allen and Sam when we lived in Petoskey, Michigan in August 1995.

Thank you, WaterGirl for giving me this space, and I hope you all enjoy “A Tree Grows in Longmont”.

We’ll both be there with you.

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Note from WaterGirl:

Mustang Bobby – A Live Reading of His Play on Sunday at 3pm 4
This is Allen’s 1982 high school graduation photo, which Philip still carries with him.

Some love lasts forever.  I can’t wait to watch the story unfold at the virtual reading.

This Sunday, May 3, at 3 pm ET, “A Tree Grows in Longmont” will be presented by Silver Tongues Stages of Miami.

This Sunday’s Medium Cool will be devoted to a discussion of the play.

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Update on 5/4:  the upload took longer than expected, so the play was late starting, and we missed the window for discussing the on Medium Cool yesterday.  The play will be the topic for Medium Cool, just a week later, on 5/10.

Click below to watch the play on YouTube!

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More ‘Completely Organic’ Protests – Light the On-Beyond-Batsh*t Signal!

by Anne Laurie|  April 30, 20206:22 pm| 97 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19, Grifters Gonna Grift, Information Warfare, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity

Bit of a crowd outside the MI Capitol. Many with signs calling for freedom from Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s stay at home order pic.twitter.com/Hicv6JOV4f

— Anna Liz Nichols (@annaliznichols) April 30, 2020

Multiple armed gunmen storm Michigan’s State House, State police are protecting @GovWhitmer and blocking the gunmen from gaining access to the house floor.

This is America in the age of Trump. pic.twitter.com/tLWR2bvjtR

— Rob Gill (@vote4robgill) April 30, 2020

Looks like Former Sheriff David Clarke is speaking:https://t.co/Fy0b6yExFv

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) April 30, 2020


Yes, that is falling (slushy) snow in the second video clip. Points for endurance on the protestors’ part, but it does kinda bring into question the What about my very essential lawncare!?! demands from the rally two weeks ago….

The nutballs are always waiting. MacNabb (and Pitcavage) are professionals at observing ‘grassroots protestors’ in their natural environment:

The most pervasive conspiracy theory I’m seeing is that Gates created the coronavirus so that everyone would voluntarily get the vaccine for it. That vaccine would 1) reduce the human population and 2) include a microchip to track the humans that survive. https://t.co/WAG1jXzkW2

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) April 26, 2020

“An anti-vaxx group organized last weekend’s reopen Florida rally in Tampa”
https://t.co/SEJhNFCfDl

— Mark Pitcavage (@egavactip) April 28, 2020

Extremists love to rally. You don’t have to pay them. If you build a Facebook group, they will come.

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) April 28, 2020

When it became clear that their efforts to rally like-minded people was being co-opted by extremist elements, the NRA had to change the date of their planned rally to a different day.

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) April 28, 2020

January 20th, FWIW, was the day that human to human transmission was officially confirmed by WHO because healthcare workers were catching it.

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) April 28, 2020

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Quarantine Cooking (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  April 30, 20205:07 pm| 98 Comments

This post is in: Food & Recipes, Open Threads

I’m not a great planner — not in life generally, and definitely not in grocery shopping and meals. I’ve had to become better about it since we moved way out in the boonies a couple of years back; a trip into town now requires a 15 minute drive on a horrendous, cratered, often partially flooded dirt road, and then a further 15 or so on a hardtop before civilization looms into view, such as it is here in the hinterlands.

The lockdown put even more of a kibosh on my trips into town. But I did recently discover a quiche shortcut that I will share here — it makes a great last-minute, no-plan dinner. It’s based on a recipe I found in The Post that uses frozen puff pastry rather than a traditional piecrust.

This method makes a smaller quiche and uses fewer eggs, which is perfect for us right now (until the economic collapse brings the fledglings back to the nest, le sigh). You just need 4 eggs, 1/3 cup of cream or half-and-half, a thawed sheet of puff pastry and whatever kind of goodies you want in the quiche.

 

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Re-Opening? Nah

by @heymistermix.com|  April 30, 20203:50 pm| 115 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19

I watched the Andrew show almost to the end today. Special guest Mike Bloomberg came on to tell how he would spend more of his billions on the contact tracing program that he’s helping to fund via his connection to the Bloomberg School of Public Health at Johns Hopkins, since our federal government’s public health efforts are as fucked as anything else Trump touches. Bill de Blasio was on, too, and man he’s a bloviator. “Why take a few words to say what can be said in 10 sentences?” asked Bill de Blasio, repeatedly. When Bloomberg is more charismatic than you, it’s past time to work on your speaking skills.

But we’re not here for theater criticism. The substance of New York’s re-opening plan is a massive test, trace and isolate program, coupled with fact-based tripwires that will stop re-opening if we’re running hot. For example, all hospitals have to keep a 30 day supply of PPE and at least 30% capacity over and above elective surgery. The rate of transmission (Rt) needs to be 1.1 or less. If any of these (and other) tripwires are hit, the regional re-opening is paused by the board that’s in charge of re-opening.

Here’s the thing: while I’m sure a lot of retail businesses want to re-open, I predict a lot of resistance on the part of employees who are now working at home, and by potential customers. And since New York is putting its eggs in a test-trace-isolate basket, that’s just fine for our purposes. The more people who voluntarily isolate, the fewer cases we’ll need to test and trace.

Personally, I’m not going to eat in at a restaurant, go to the gym, or go to the movies for a long time. I might get my hair cut if I can be sure the hair salon is taking precautions seriously, but, then again, I might not. Friends will be 6 feet apart or virtual for a long time. It’s not like you magically can’t die just because we’re at Rt of .9 instead of 1.1 or 2.0. I think almost everyone has seen enough death to understand that, except the few bleating morons who are protesting and running their yaps on TV. Fuck them all, individually and collectively, but no matter what they or any other politician says, I predict that isolation will be the norm for a long time to come.

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Explainer On Immunity And Vaccines And Open Thread

by Cheryl Rofer|  April 30, 20203:20 pm| 13 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19, Science & Technology

There’s a great article in Nature with graphics explaining immunity and how vaccines work. I think it was Gvg the other day who wanted more information.

I think the article is ungated. Let me know if it’s not available, and I’ll transfer the graphics here.

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