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Impeachment

Today in Sternly Worded Letters

by Rose Judson|  April 7, 20266:26 pm| 140 Comments

This post is in: Impeach the Motherfucker!, Open Threads, Politics, It's Giving War Crime, The Horrors

Representative John Larson (D-CT 01) filed Articles of Impeachment. They’re dated yesterday, but as far as I can tell, they appear to have been published today.

They are very comprehensive, covering everything from the President’s abuse of the pardon power to his appalling rhetoric today and on Easter Sunday.

They also appear to have been co-written by Ralph Nader, because why not? Why shouldn’t the writers’ room steering our increasingly batshit telenovela of a timeline call back to him, too?

[EDIT 11:36 BST/ 6:36 EST: Just minutes after I post this, it is apparently TACO TIME. Fuck you, Don.]

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Don’t get me wrong; I’m glad someone stepped up with the Articles of Impeachment. But it’s hard to feel anything positive will come of it. You can read the entire bill here. I already have; it’s past 11 p.m. where I am, so I doubt there’ll be much sleeping happening here tonight.

Work—at least after 2 p.m. my time, when I came out of a call and saw the President’s initial post—has been a shitshow.

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The UK papers are already releasing images of tomorrow’s front pages. Here’s the Mirror, expressing the psychic whiplash we’re all feeling:

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(Yes, the Home Office blocked Kanye West from entering the country to headline a music festival in London this summer. Focus, people.)

Finally, there’s a multi-byline extravaganza of a news story up at the NYT (which appears to be unpaywalled), “How Trump Took the U.S. to War With Iran.” It clearly relies heavily on interviews and leaks with VP Vance, Suzie Wiles, and several others—though Stephen Miller is curiously absent. Benjamin Netanyahu is shoved to the front, however, and all but blamed for Trump’s decision to start bombing.

Mr. Netanyahu and his team outlined conditions they portrayed as pointing to near-certain victory: Iran’s ballistic missile program could be destroyed in a few weeks. The regime would be so weakened that it could not choke off the Strait of Hormuz, and the likelihood that Iran would land blows against U.S. interests in neighboring countries was assessed as minimal.

Besides, Mossad’s intelligence indicated that street protests inside Iran would begin again and — with the impetus of the Israeli spy agency helping to foment riots and rebellion — an intense bombing campaign could foster the conditions for the Iranian opposition to overthrow the regime. The Israelis also raised the prospect of Iranian Kurdish fighters crossing the border from Iraq to open a ground front in the northwest, further stretching the regime’s forces and accelerating its collapse.

Mr. Netanyahu delivered his presentation in a confident monotone. It seemed to land well with the most important person in the room, the American president.

Sounds good to me, Mr. Trump told the prime minister.

Later in the article, CIA director John Ratcliffe is quoted as saying Netanyahu’s regime change scenarios are “farcical,” which he then explained in terms Trump could understand: “Bullshit.” Now, now, sir. I’m sure the lady who follows the President to print out praise-tweets for him to read had the finger puppets ready to explain what that word meant to him without the vulgarity.

While it looks like this may turn out to be another TACO Tuesday, a very red line was crossed today. This lady in Georgia sums it up well:

Georgia Voter: It's giving war crime. You can't do that. We don't just annihilate people because we can and, you know, make a grab for the money and the oil. And that's what we've done in Venezuela. And that's what we're doing in Iran.

— Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) 2026-04-07T17:01:19.489Z

“It’s giving war crime,” indeed. See you all on the other side of the deadline.

 

Open thread.

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Impeachment Open Thread: Day Five

by TaMara|  February 13, 202110:09 am| 326 Comments

This post is in: Impeach the Motherfucker!, Open Threads, Politics

Looks like we could use this. I suppose the only suspense is, witnesses, yay yea or nay.

BTW, I caved, the ducks are in the house. I needed a good reason to bleach the bathroom from ceiling to floor anyway. Photos later.

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Repubs in Disarray! Open Thread: (Even) Kevin McCarthy Washes His Hands

by Anne Laurie|  February 12, 202110:59 pm| 110 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!

New details about Trump-McCarthy shouting match show Trump refused to call off the rioters | @jamiegangel, @Kevinliptakcnn, @MichaelRWarren & @MarshallCohen https://t.co/w7TN6b6VMO

— State of the Union (@CNNSotu) February 12, 2021

In an expletive-laced phone call with House Republican leader Kevin McCarthy while the Capitol was under attack, then-President Donald Trump said the rioters cared more about the election results than McCarthy did.

“Well, Kevin, I guess these people are more upset about the election than you are,” Trump said, according to lawmakers who were briefed on the call afterward by McCarthy…

Trump’s comment set off what Republican lawmakers familiar with the call described as a shouting match between the two men. A furious McCarthy told the President the rioters were breaking into his office through the windows, and asked Trump, “Who the f–k do you think you are talking to?” according to a Republican lawmaker familiar with the call…

The Republican members of Congress said the exchange showed Trump had no intention of calling off the rioters even as lawmakers were pleading with him to intervene. Several said it amounted to a dereliction of his presidential duty.

“He is not a blameless observer, he was rooting for them,” a Republican member of Congress said. “On January 13, Kevin McCarthy said on the floor of the House that the President bears responsibility and he does.” …

“You have to look at what he did during the insurrection to confirm where his mind was at,” Herrera Beutler, one of 10 House Republicans who voted last month to impeach Trump, told CNN. “That line right there demonstrates to me that either he didn’t care, which is impeachable, because you cannot allow an attack on your soil, or he wanted it to happen and was OK with it, which makes me so angry.”

“We should never stand for that, for any reason, under any party flag,” she added, voicing her extreme frustration: “I’m trying really hard not to say the F-word.” …

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I’ve been lukewarm on calling witnesses. The managers have made an incredible case & I’ve thought that GOP’s response would be bullshit distractions. I’ve considered Pence, but I’m not sure he’d say much that would be illuminating

But I now think they should call McCarthy

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) February 13, 2021

The most obsessive TV viewer https://t.co/kChclqGJ5c

— Grudgie the Whale (@grudging1) February 13, 2021

we knew about the call, and that mccarthy later called kushner saying he had talked to trump but he wouldn’t call off the mob, but this has more.
would be interested what time the call was, if mccarthy can get his phone records https://t.co/erP9MCFq2d

— Laura Rozen (@lrozen) February 13, 2021

Pence's team does not agree with the Trump lawyer's assessment that Trump was concerned about Pence's safety. Trump didn't call him that day — or for five days after that. No one else on Trump's team called as Pence was evacuated to one room & another, with screaming mob nearby.

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) February 12, 2021

Trump absolutely knew who the fuck he was talking to. Here's proof. https://t.co/NbZLe8SxaK pic.twitter.com/DoPCxuCC1M

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) February 13, 2021

Lol CNN reporting that when McCarthy went to Mar a Lago to grovel to Trump – after voting to overturn the election for him – he asked Trump for his donor list and was rebuffed.

— Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) February 13, 2021

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Impeachment Trial Day 4 Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  February 12, 202111:59 am| 244 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Impeach the Motherfucker!, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

Here’s the usual CSPAN2 feed on YouTube:

I expect TV ratings will plummet since Trump clowns Awshucks McRamble and Thirsty Yellington are up, but I’m going to try to catch some of it as time permits. One of the clown lawyers told NBC they might wrap up in as little as three hours. How many times can you equate Sarah Huckabee Sanders being politely asked to leave a restaurant with a comped cheese plate and a mob scene at the U.S. Capitol Building that was reminiscent of the fall of Osgiliath? Viewers are about to find out.

Open thread!

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Impeachment Managers, Who Impressed You? Who Surprised You?

by WaterGirl|  February 11, 20218:00 pm| 161 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment, Open Threads, Politics

Everyone had a role to play.  Jamie Raskin was masterful and set the perfect tone, Ted Lieu was Ted Lieu (!), Joe Neguse (never heard of the guy before) was shockingly good, Joaquin Castro surprised the hell out of me (in a good way) and I was impressed by Madeleine Dean.

David Cicilline was good, but I haven’t gotten to his part today, so I don’t have much to say there.

So proud of our democratic bench.

Jamie Raskin, lead manager
Jamie Raskin, lead manager
Maryland

 

Joaquin Castro
Joaquin Castro
Texas

 

David Cicilline
David Cicilline
Rhode Island

 

Madeleine Dean
Madeleine Dean
Pennsylvania

 

Diana DeGette
Diana DeGette
Colorado

 

Ted Lieu
Ted Lieu
California
Joe Neguse
Joe Neguse
Colorado
Stacey Plaskett
Stacey Plaskett
Virgin Islands
Eric Swalwell
Eric Swalwell
California

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Impeachment Trial Day 3 Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  February 11, 202111:59 am| 280 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Impeach the Motherfucker!, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

Here’s the live stream on YouTube from CSPAN2:

House impeachment managers will wrap up their case today. The Post says they’ll focus on the consequences of the riot in today’s presentation.

As I mentioned in the morning thread, I’ll be interested to see if they put more emphasis on how Trump’s attempted coup disgraced the U.S. on the international stage. That’s a long-term consequence that might resonate with the types of elected officials and voters who love to smugly cite America as the shining beacon of democracy to the world.

From what I’ve been able to see via clips and live testimony when time permits, the House managers have done a terrific job so far. The trial is rigged because Trump’s co-conspirators are on the jury, but it still matters, IMO.

Open thread.

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Impeachment Trial Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  February 10, 202112:02 pm| 372 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Impeach the Motherfucker!, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

I like the placeholder image better today — the Capitol Building rather than Velveeta Voldemort’s ugly mug!

We’re in for more upsetting video as House managers lay out the case that Trump incited the rioters. But like Hillary Clinton said:

If Senate Republicans fail to convict Donald Trump, it won’t be because the facts were with him or his lawyers mounted a competent defense. It will be because the jury includes his co-conspirators.

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) February 10, 2021

Yep. Open thread.

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