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What She Said

by @heymistermix.com|  January 14, 20204:32 pm| 91 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Rebecca Schoenkopf at Wonkette:

What we don’t do is try to dominate. When Robyn and I argue about whether you can get to universal healthcare with a stop at a public option first, otherwise nobody’s helped during the transition ROBYN, I am trying to persuade her, not dominate her. Despite the cat suit and the whip, domination isn’t actually my thing.

If you disagree with what we write sometimes, you are allowed to tell us that. And people in the comments are allowed to disagree with each other! But please — like Joe Biden says! — don’t question our motives or each other’s. Because we don’t do “ends justify the means,” we don’t do dishonest, and we think our “motives” in what we cover are pretty fucking pure. And taking into account some drive-by trollings in the comments, you shouldn’t be nasty to each other either; we agree on the vast supermajority of issues. We don’t need to dominate each other into silence with bullying or shame.

It’s already been a long primary season. The calendar claims there’s an end in sight, but thanks to the Trump Time Distortion Field, it might take decades to get there. There’s a debate tonight, we’ll be blogging it of course, and I’m dreading it.

I have all kinds of fears lately. But not one of them, not one, is that whoever “we” (the right side) nominate will lose to Trump, barring Igor actually burrowing into the voting machines. Yes, Igor could do that! But if he does, it wouldn’t matter whom we’d nominated in the first place.

We’re all running around with our heads cut off in fear of the most unpopular president in recorded history, who already got solidly beat by a bunch of chicks in 2018. No, my fear is the lib-on-lib violence that clutches at my stomach every morning when I go online. Including, even, here.

That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t criticize other candidates. It just means try not to be shitty and mean. Don’t treat people, including the candidates they love and you don’t, with contempt. Criticism is different than dismissiveness, name-calling, and shivs. Try to better-angel yourself onto the right side of that line, and we’ll try to remember that too. Unless we all give into factionalism and let our Inner Bitter Vengeance Girls out, because it’s our way or no way, I believe we — the right side — will win. Even if that’s not my first- or second-choice person. Barring Tulsi, of course.

Be kind to each other. And to us.

There’s a lot more at the link. Read the whole thing. Open thread.

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Create Chaos and Demand Order

by @heymistermix.com|  January 14, 20202:59 pm| 53 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

Today in Western New York, the news has been leaking out that Andrew Cuomo is going to set the special election to replace shitbag Chris Collins on April 28, the same day as the Democratic primary. This is consistent with Cuomo’s long-standing tradition of holding special elections concurrent with the next scheduled election which happens to be April 28.

Cue the crying moaning and caterwauling by Republicans. They’ve filed a frivolous lawsuit for publicity (dutifully provided by Bob McCarthy at the Buffalo News) challenging Cuomo’s right to wait to call the election:

The [State Republican] chairman argued that 27th District voters have been disenfranchised and unrepresented in Congress ever since Collins’ resignation. GOP attorney Joseph T. Burns of Buffalo argued Monday that the Collins seat has been vacant for more than 100 days and asked the court to order Cuomo to schedule an earlier election.

The reason that residents of NY-27 are denied Congressional representation for months is simple: instead of dropping out of the race after being indicted, Collins chose to lie and say he was innocent. Then, he faffed around for months until he pled guilty and resigned on September 30, too late to add a special election to the November county and municipal elections.

What’s really interesting is that our local independent “liberal” paper fell for the same thing – a normally level-headed reporter who came from one of the rural NY-27 counties thinks waiting a couple of months will cause so much resentment in voters that, even if Democrat Nate MacMurray wins the special, he’ll almost certainly lose the general.

We all know the same Republicans who want a stand alone special election would be yelling about the million dollar expense of that election if Cuomo called it at another time. They’re just going to bitch and moan so they’ll all hope we forget that they were Collins’ enablers. Well, I’m not forgetting, and my guess is that this whole nontroversy will blow over soon enough.

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Scammers and Skimmers

by Betty Cracker|  January 14, 20201:20 pm| 69 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, Trump Crime Cartel, Trumpery

This is smart politics AND good governance:

2020 presidential candidate Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) is calling on financial regulatory agencies to investigate whether President Donald Trump broke the law when he told associates and attendees of his Mar-a-Lago club to expect something “big” in response to Iran’s killing of an American contractor in Iraq…

Now, Senator Warren is calling on the Securities and Exchange Commission and the Commodities Futures Trading Commission to determine “whether there may have been any illegal trading in defense company stocks or commodities related to individuals’ advance knowledge,” according to the letter Warren sent to the agencies, which cites The Daily Beast’s reporting. Warren also asks the agencies for a briefing on the matter no later than Feb. 13.

“Individuals who were guests at President Trump’s resort may have obtained confidential market-moving information,” the letter says. “These private individuals … would have had the opportunity to obtain significant profits simply by being guests or members at President Trump’s private resort.”

Warren’s letter notes that several contractor’s stock prices jumped following the assasination of Soleimani. Northrop Grumman stock prices increased by over 5 percent and Lockheed Martin’s stock prices increased by 3.6 percent, according to the letter.

My guess is one of the highlights of the presidency for Trump is the opportunity to strut around Disgraceland and lord it over the assembled bigwigs, whose membership fees he doubled after the EC win. I’m just as certain those people consider the fee an investment.

They might even be stupid and arrogant enough to not cover their tracks — look how brazen that crook Chris Collins was — the first sitting member of Congress to endorse Trump. In any case, they won’t relish the attention.

The idea that our society is a meritocracy was a sick joke from day one, but the absurdity of the notion has snowballed in the Trump era. That’s a reason for despair, but it’s also an opportunity to say we’re not putting up with this bullshit anymore and start taking the necessary actions to turn things around.

We’ll likely never have as vivid an embodiment of the problem as the sack of gold-plated goo currently occupying the Oval Office and his entourage of nepotism hires, grifters and suck-ups. That makes this the ideal time to tackle a problem that has been undermining our society for decades — before it’s too late.

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What Is This “Re-Establish Deterrence” They Keep Talking About?

by Cheryl Rofer|  January 14, 202011:00 am| 50 Comments

This post is in: Iran, Rofer on International Relations

I have a short piece up at Inkstick Media. It’s short enough that I won’t quote it here, except to say that I have found the claims that the Trump administration killed Qassem Soleimani to “re-establish deterrence” annoying in multiple dimensions.

Besides, Inkstick is a new enterprise, trying to make this stuff more understandable, and I support that goal. If you like what I write here, you’ll probably like Inkstick. Go ahead, give them some clicks!

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Six and Two is Eight

by @heymistermix.com|  January 14, 202010:30 am| 15 Comments

This post is in: Gun Issues

This is pretty interesting:

In 2016, Chicago experienced an unprecedented spike in gun violence. From 2015 to 2016, Chicago saw a shocking increase in homicides of 56% from the previous year — 778 people were killed and more than 4,200 people were shot. The spike led to headlines about “out of control” violence and for President Donald Trump to declare that “Chicago is like a war zone.”

But very little has been written about what followed: Over the past three years, homicides in Chicago decreased by 37%. In 2019, the city experienced fewer than 500 homicides — the fewest since 2014.

[…]

Forty foundations and funders — including Chicago’s professional sports teams — came together to form the Partnership for Safe and Peaceful Communities. Since its inception, PSPC committed $75 million toward reducing gun violence in Chicago. Nine community outreach groups from different neighborhoods formed Communities Partnering for Peace — a coordinating body that meets every other week. The University of Chicago’s Crime Lab became involved in the day-to-day decision-making of the police with analysts working daily in the districts (possible because of a $10 million donation). State Attorney Kim Foxx, Chicago’s equivalent to a district attorney, shifted resources away from low-level offenses to create a new unit of prosecutors who are embedded in police districts struggling with gun violence.

This is all good stuff, but also another example of how we pour money into preventing and dealing with the after effects of gun violence, all while letting gun manufacturers flood the country with guns.

I lived in Chicago in the 80’s, and I always felt that the East Coast media (a.k.a., the media) really internalized the notion that Second City is first loser, so I’m glad to see a positive story about what sounds like a real achievement.

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Mutual Contempt Society (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  January 14, 20208:50 am| 177 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Trumpery

Did anyone see Trump’s weird performance at the Superdome prior to last night’s college football championship game? He and the Third Lady participated in the on-field ritual of compulsory jingoism just before the singing of the national anthem. It was surreal.

Fox News is crowing this morning about the “rapturous” cheering Trump received, but there were plenty of boos when he first walked out of the tunnel onto the field. The boos were so pronounced at first that for a few seconds, I hoped for a humiliating PR debacle. But the MAGA chuds in attendance quickly rallied with “USA” chants and cheers. Still, it was no Alabama, and don’t let Fox News tell you otherwise!

Melania appeared to be wearing a fancy belted garbage bag, which is appropriate to her low character and reflective of the poor choices she’s made in life. She and her odious husband lined up near the color guard and a fife and drum corps, and together, they did this odd, short little march as a giant flag was unfurled on the field.

During this whole thing, whenever the two were on the move, Trump grabbed Melania’s hand, hard. It was noticeable and strange. When they stopped, they’d immediately stop touching. It resembled the way an exasperated parent might physically manipulate a sugared-up toddler so as not to cause a scene during a funeral. Here’s an example:

Not that I have any sympathy for her, but same, Melania. Same.pic.twitter.com/7cUvrUU1nL

— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) January 14, 2020

Maybe Trump is getting revenge for that time Melania famously swatted his hand away on an airport tarmac. It’s obvious that they hate each other’s guts. They can’t even credibly pull off a normal couple vibe for five minutes at a massively public event, and I am ashamed to confess that I am SO here for it!

Every now and then, perhaps in response to a signal from a handler, Melania would do that bizarre simulation of a smile that always reminds me of a spider monkey briefly baring its fangs. Perhaps uniquely among women, she’s been told all her life NOT to smile, so it doesn’t come naturally.

Or maybe she’s just so goddamned miserable living with the lumpy, spray-tanned turd she married for money that she’s incapable of faking good cheer. I hope it’s that. They’re both awful people who deserve unhappiness in their personal lives, which they appear to have received in abundance. Good!

Prediction: divorce proceedings will begin the moment those two leave the White House, and some GOP fat cat will pay Melania off not to have a ghost writer produce a tell-all.

Open thread!

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Tuesday Morning Open Thread: It Still Matters

by Anne Laurie|  January 14, 20205:55 am| 207 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Enhanced Protest Techniques, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Readership Capture

.@BarackObama has landed his first-ever Oscar nomination for American Factory, an original documentary distributed by his Higher Ground Productions in partnership with Netflix: https://t.co/iqpkt59UQ3 #OscarNoms #Oscars #BarackObama pic.twitter.com/GXUu2ClFI2

— Consequence of Sound (@consequence) January 13, 2020

And also:

It matters that all these people ran. Being among the first often means throwing yourself on the pyre of history so someone else who has similar life experience can be perceived as a more familiar, “viable” option next time. The work continues.

— laura olin (@lauraolin) January 13, 2020

Furthermore:

This week, the Justice Department determined that the lies that were peddled about me, my family, & @ClintonFdn are without merit.

I couldn’t be more grateful to everyone that stuck with us while we continued to focus on the work. Let’s keep going.
https://t.co/PfhqybPaWy

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) January 12, 2020

btw, during the campaign the NYT and WaPo published more than 200 (!!) articles about the Clinton Foundation

— Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) January 12, 2020

The legitimate media does not seem interested in asking Rs to acknowledge that their accusations were baseless. You would think legitimate media outlets would self-reflect on their coverage that often treated long-ago disproved accusations as unsettled.
https://t.co/USHlu3zeeS

— Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) January 12, 2020

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