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Assassinating OUR OWN Ambassador: “It Would Be Wrong, That’s For Sure”

by Anne Laurie|  January 14, 202011:40 pm| 76 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Republican Venality, The Whistleblower Saga, Trump Crime Cartel, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

Yeah, that’s not exactly how Nixon phrased it, but even 1974’s comparatively innocent news readers understood what he meant. Those pious disavowals didn’t save him from leaving the Oval Office one step ahead of criminal prosecution.

There will be, no doubt, any amount of parsing and hair-splitting by tomorrow morning, crimesplaining that Dear Leader Trump never meant anything bad should happen to Ambassador Yovanovitch — it was just sarcasm, a thought experiment if you will, assuming he even understood what his less-evolved aides might’ve been suggesting. That didn’t work for Nixon, who was infinitely smarter and a whole lot more experienced than the figurehead in today’s Stupid Watergate. Even if Trump could be restrained from claiming full credit for every unsavory plot, I frankly doubt any of the current Oval Office Occupant’s minions and coatholders are anywhere near as loyal as Tricky Dick’s boys. The smartest ones left — low bar, that — are already talking to their lawyers. Or the feds.

The more I look over these texts, I am seriously worried they were planning to murder an American diplomat. https://t.co/vVBjCxY3LK

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) January 14, 2020

They took notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy. https://t.co/jalfJwTkzZ

— Malarksist Revolutionary (@agraybee) January 14, 2020

It's the mix of forces in the surveillance of Yovanovitch that is terrifying. Corrupt UKR prosecutors (mingling with a notorious mob-tied oligarch) who had plenty of reason to think the American President would back their play.

What did they think they could get away with?

— YYZedd (@Zeddary) January 15, 2020

As a former mafia prosecutor, this sure sounds like a mob hit was being planned on a public servant in a foreign country by associates of the POTUS. A POTUS who said she was “going to go through some things.” This takes Trump’s lawlessness & misogny to new level. https://t.co/Cx5S0u4vQP

— Mimi Rocah (@Mimirocah1) January 15, 2020

Someone does not dangle an innuendo of being able to orchestrate a hit before one has a reason to believe they actually could.

I’m with Malcolm Nance on this. https://t.co/AbfzOjqRhr

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) January 15, 2020

Many Ambassadors are used to hearing about threats and various malign actors surveilling us. It’s the fact that it was Americans plotting- associates of the President- that takes this just beyond.

— Dana Shell Smith (@AmbDana) January 15, 2020

I cannot even imagine the rage at the State Department that a Republican donor was coordinating surveillance on a US Ambassador, and that maybe the FSB was involved.

JFC. These Parnas texts are WHOA.https://t.co/XEfcoXZRsR pic.twitter.com/NFhaxXTzAp

— Mieke Eoyang (@MiekeEoyang) January 15, 2020

Scary. pic.twitter.com/6d55rjik4l

— Katie Phang (@KatiePhang) January 14, 2020

“Yovanovitch swore to tell the whole truth, but to tell the whole truth is to terrify everyone. To tell the whole truth is to say what officials gloss over but what citizens can see: This is a transnational crime syndicate masquerading as a government." https://t.co/OOhBLkKRRc

— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) January 14, 2020

BREAKING: Ambassador Yovanovitch calls for an investigation into whether she was surveilled.
Her lawyer Lawrence Robbins tells @NBCNews the notion her movements were being monitored is "disturbing" pic.twitter.com/aZLISjtieB

— Josh Lederman (@JoshNBCNews) January 15, 2020

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The Debate Part II: The Debating!

by Adam L Silverman|  January 14, 20209:59 pm| 261 Comments

This post is in: America, Domestic Politics, Election 2020, Open Threads, Politics

I came in about 1/2 an hour late, then had to hit pause on the DVR, and am running about five minutes behind actual. But it looks like we can use a fresh debate thread, so here you all go.

Open thread!

The Debate Part II: The Debating!Post + Comments (261)

The debate, dog help us…

by Betty Cracker|  January 14, 20208:44 pm| 204 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics

I’d rather drink bar rag squeezing, but here we go…

The debate, dog help us…Post + Comments (204)

Quick Shout Out to Randinho

by John Cole|  January 14, 20208:15 pm| 38 Comments

This post is in: Readership Capture

Front pager Randinho had a fall this week, broke his femur, and just got out of surgery. Which sucks, but it means more time for him lying down watching his beloved football.

Get well soon.

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Required Reading, Lev Parnas Addition

by John Cole|  January 14, 20207:56 pm| 54 Comments

This post is in: Trump Crime Cartel

I’m not even excerpting, it’s just too damned good.

House transmittal letter with a description of the new materials: https://t.co/QxvnF1804E
Materials 1: https://t.co/DdO0AmOLSi
Materials 2: https://t.co/hEXEqjHl65

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) January 14, 2020

There is no doubt in my mind the Republicans will vote against impeaching Trump, but our job is to hang this shit around their necks like an anchor and never let them forget what they have done.

Required Reading, Lev Parnas AdditionPost + Comments (54)

Open Thread: Brutal

by TaMara|  January 14, 20207:23 pm| 39 Comments

This post is in: Impeach the Motherfucker!, Impeachment, Impeachment Hearings, Open Threads, Politics

This is just brutal. From the Lincoln Project.

But true.

It might be time to call our senators to let them know, a trial has witnesses, a coverup doesn’t.

Anyone watching the debate tonight? I have a migraine, so I’m afraid watching it might just do me in.  I’ll probably find something junky to watch instead.

Open thread.

Open Thread: BrutalPost + Comments (39)

Semi-Respite Open Thread: So, About Those Oscar Nominations…

by Anne Laurie|  January 14, 20205:46 pm| 85 Comments

This post is in: Movies, Nature & Respite, Open Threads, Post-racial America

First, the good news:

#HairLove is Oscar nominated!!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/so8NEnrmDr

— Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) January 13, 2020

And yet, the Oscars remain very much a white men’s club, which wouldn’t matter if so many peoples’ livelihoods weren’t riding on the attention. When a director / actor / writer / production company can be rewarded with precious millions worth of attention, or relegated to ‘that arthouse streaming filmschool hobby stuff’, it’s not just entertainment…

To @TheAcademy, You disqualified Nigeria’s first-ever submission for Best International Feature because its in English. But English is the official language of Nigeria. Are you barring this country from ever competing for an Oscar in its official language? https://t.co/X3EGb01tPF

— Ava DuVernay (@ava) November 4, 2019

Last year their excuse was that Netflix is American despite Roma being a Mexican movie, but now Bong Joon-Ho has played the room so well that his 100% Korean production is getting the English language movie treatment with no acknowledgement about how isolated everything else is

— The Occupation is Bad (@MenshevikM) January 13, 2020

Baby steps — people got twitter where they can be bitter…

The Academy narrowly avoiding an Oscars So White by nominating exactly one performer of color in an acting category, but nominating her for playing Harriet Tubman, feels like an on-the-nose joke in an episode of The Critic.

— Emily VanDerWerff (@tvoti) January 13, 2020

Black people can have a little slavery movie nomination, as a treat.

— Lil Uzi Hurt (@lostblackboy) January 13, 2020

Based on what Oscar voters seem to prefer from black actors and films (oppression, slavery, white saviorism and magical negroes), I seriously think I’ve created the perfect black Oscar-winning movie.

It’s called Harriet Tubman Time Machine.

More details tomorrow.

— michaelharriot (@michaelharriot) January 14, 2020


(Harriot’s post here.)

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