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The ‘Rona Hits Home

by John Cole|  November 17, 20208:20 pm| 217 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19

In the past 24 hours, I have learned of 8 people in my town of 300 who now have tested positive for coronavirus. The closest are the neighbors across the street- she is on day seven, her husband just got a positive result yesterday.

So, like all the other small towns and villages in red states, home crap home now has an outbreak. I am fine, and my parents are fine and still under lock and key, although I do have the same damned head cold I have had for ten days (it comes and goes), but that is an every year occurrence this time of year and my pulse oximeter reads 99% with a pulse of 60 and my temp is consistently 97.5. Speaking of, this made me laugh because for me it is true:

The 'Rona Hits Home

I can handle physical pain like it is no one’s business (I mean I did drive myself to the hospital with an arm shattered in 20 places), but I get a fever or have a cough and am convinced I have lung cancer or am dying.

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Fauci On Stage

by Tom Levenson|  November 17, 20206:24 pm| 239 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19, Open Threads

Seems we might need a bit more thread.

So here’s some news from the Hub of the Universe to kick off a new round of chat.

There’s an event going on in (virtual) Boston just now, a “Summit” sponsored by STAT–the Boston Globe biomedical news spinoff that’s been doing great work covering the pandemic.

Fauci On Stage

Anthony Fauci was the big get today, and he both admitted to error and gave a hint of how things will improve on January 20th.

The error first–a big one. Fauci acknowledged the consequences of failing to test adequately early in the outbreak…

“Community spread doesn’t stop spontaneously unless you do something about it,” Fauci said in an interview with STAT’s senior infectious diseases reporter, Helen Branswell. “It is easier to stop when the level is relatively low. The only way that you can get at community spread is that you need to test people who are without symptoms, in order to show what the degree of penetrance of infection is.”

This, of course, didn’t happen in the United States. The primary reason is that Trump and his inner circle didn’t want it to happen. But Fauci feels he could have done more:

Fauci said he raised the idea of mass testing early in the U.S. response, but that his message was not heeded. He acknowledged, however, he could have tried harder.

“Deep down, perhaps I should’ve been much more vocal about saying, we really absolutely gotta do that,” Fauci said.

“I said it, it went nowhere, and maybe I should have kept pushing the envelope on that.”

I don’t know if it would have made a difference. Trumpian disdain for anything that does not directly, materially, and obviously benefit him is a tough nut to crack.  But I weep for the loss and pain that still flows from that failure, and it’s clear to me that Fauci has real regrets here.

Looking forward, however, I think that  Fauci thinks we’ll have a chance–though not before the current crew digs the pit two-months-worth deeper.

Here he is on the incoming administration.

Asked about his experiences working with President-elect Biden, Fauci said the former vice president has a “considerable, in fact, if not profound” grasp of and appreciation for science, though he said the two have not spoken since Biden left office four years ago.

And finally, he had cautious and minatory optimism on the vaccine news. The money graf:

“A vaccine should not be considered as a total substitute at this point for public health measures,” Fauci said. “In my mind, it should be an incentive for people who have Covid fatigue and are really tired of public health measures to say, you know there is light at the end of the tunnel, help is coming, let me hang in there a bit longer.”

That should be the one message every voice in the old and new administration delivers. It isn’t. And folks will die because of that lapse. But good on Dr. Fauci for trying.

Talk about that, or anything else.

Image: Albert Bierstadt, Among the Sierra Nevada,  1868.

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Tuesday Evening Open Thread: Now *Here’s* A Biden Staffing Proposal for Ya…

by Anne Laurie|  November 17, 20204:12 pm| 242 Comments

This post is in: Biden-Harris 2020, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!

You know which Senators Biden should appoint to his cabinet?

Ron Johnson
Pat Toomey
Susan Collins
Richard Burr
Thom Tillis
Bill Cassidy
John Kennedy
Rand Paul

Leave Mitch McConnell so he experiences what it feels like when it happens to you

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) November 17, 2020

Houle is a political professional, unlike the Jacobin jagoffs. Yeah, none — well, almost none — of these Repub senators would actually accept, and they’d fvck up the job royally if they did. But wouldn’t it be fun watching Johnson or Kennedy swallow their tongues trying to explain why ‘bipartisanship’ didn’t mean they should have to compromise?

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Going High (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  November 17, 20202:25 pm| 172 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics

Michelle Obama called the trashy-ass Trumps out in the classiest way, and I’m filled with admiration:

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Michelle O is criticized sometimes for the “when they go low, we go high” motto. Some folks mistake the slogan for a call for comity, an entreaty to bring a knife to a gun fight. But I read Mrs. Obama’s words above as a master-class lesson in refined shade.

Her words are measured, reflective and patriotic. But she field dresses Trump and his vile birther wife. She describes a scenario where the tacky Trumps’ social superiors extend unearned benevolence, not because the Trumps are special but despite their monstrousness, for the good of the nation.

Well done, ma’am.

I had a grandma who was capable of reducing people who’d displeased her to a puddle of humiliated goo without raising her voice or using a swear. Always admired that.

Open thread.

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Thanksgiving 2020: A Superspreader Event for the Whole Family!

by Anne Laurie|  November 17, 202010:32 am| 227 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19, Excellent Links, Information Warfare, Our Failed Media Experiment

Party of Death. https://t.co/WWBCGn2i6u

— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) November 14, 2020

If your loved ones and/or family have decided that ‘Thanksgiving is too important *not* to celebrate as usual’, it’s probably too late to change their minds. But maybe some gentle advice from, say, the CDC, might at least help them minimize the aftereffects…
Thanksgiving 2020:  A Superspreader Event for the Whole Family!

The COVID-19 pandemic has been stressful and isolating for many people. Gatherings during the upcoming holidays can be an opportunity to reconnect with family and friends. This holiday season, consider how your holiday plans can be modified to reduce the spread of COVID-19 to keep your friends, families, and communities healthy and safe.

Unfortunately, the COVID-19 epidemic is worsening, and small household gatherings are an important contributor to the rise in COVID-19 cases. CDC offers the following considerations to slow the spread of COVID-19 during small gatherings. These considerations are meant to supplement—not replace—any state, local, territorial, or tribal health and safety laws, rules, and regulations with which all gatherings must comply…

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Every Day the Bucket Goes to the Well

by @heymistermix.com|  November 17, 20209:06 am| 84 Comments

This post is in: Shitty Cops

New York (and New Jersey, Connecticut, Massachusetts and Rhode Island) has banned indoor gatherings at private residences of more than 10 people.  This useless shithead with a badge decided he needed to pipe up and comment on that: 

“I have no plans to utilize my office’s resources or deputies to break up the great tradition of Thanksgiving dinner,” Timothy Howard, the sheriff in Erie County in western New York, said in a statement.

“My office will respect the sanctity of your home and traditions, and I encourage you to follow your heart and act responsibly, as well as do what’s best for your family.”

I am so god damned sick and tired of these Republican sheriffs trying to make a name for themselves by opening their ignorant cakeholes and starting in with the “but mah freedums!” talk when a law is passed that they don’t like.  Fuck ’em, individually and collectively.  Can’t they keep their griping and bitching confined to anonymous posts on racist message boards like normal cops?

Erie County, which is Buffalo, has been doing the worst of any large New York county after we got the first wave under control, so someone who didn’t know Sheriff Howard might have thought he could at least keep his dumb opinion to himself. But what do you expect from a sheriff who said that supporters of body cameras were like the doubting Thomases who who didn’t believe that Jesus came back from the dead?

Of all the elective offices in county government that should be abolished, sheriff is at the top of my list. That said, this is not just a problem with sheriffs. Syracuse PD doesn’t seem to like wearing masks and Cuomo spends a good part of pretty much every press conference begging the NYPD to do some enforcement — most of the enforcement in New York City is done by the tiny New York County Sheriff’s Department.

I’ll close with some wise words from Gov. Phil Murphy of New Jersey:


Reporter: What is your message to the people who apparently are tired of wearing the mask over their nose as well as their mouth, they think its uncomfortable and annoying, and it’s just too much for them to handle, so they’re just not doing it?
Gov Murphy: You know what’s really uncomfortable and annoying? When you die. That’s my answer.

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Tuesday Morning Open Thread: Won’t It Be Wonderful to Have An Actual PRESIDENT Again?

by Anne Laurie|  November 17, 20207:44 am| 228 Comments

This post is in: Biden-Harris 2020, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

Biden says in a meeting today with business and union leaders, "they all agreed" a national strategy for COVID-19 is essential to getting the economy back on track: "Things are going to get much tougher before they get easier…It's going to be difficult, but it can be done" pic.twitter.com/2OruU79bIf

— CBS News (@CBSNews) November 16, 2020

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