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Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

It’s possible to be a liberal firebrand without crapping on the party.

Everybody saw this coming.

Nothing says ‘pro-life’ like letting children go hungry.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

It’s all just conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership.

Compromise? There is no middle ground between a firefighter and an arsonist.

Republicans want to make it harder to vote and easier for them to cheat.

People identifying as christian while ignoring christ and his teachings is a strange thing indeed.

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

The National Guard is not Batman.

Fight them, without becoming them!

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One lie, alone, tears the fabric of reality.

It is not hopeless, and we are not helpless.

It’s a good piece. click on over. but then come back!!

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Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Republicans do not pay their debts.

Trump should be leading, not lying.

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

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Open Thread: PRESIDENT-Elect Biden and VICE PRESIDENT-Elect Harris LIVE

by TaMara|  November 7, 20207:44 pm| 214 Comments

This post is in: Biden-Harris 2020, Open Threads

Open Thread: PRESIDENT-Elect Biden and VICE PRESIDENT-Elect Harris LIVE 1

I have tears as I write this. I’m happy for one final time to embed for you, the live speeches by our newly elected leaders:

 

 

By the way: People have asked about these images. It does look like they are official campaign images, but only one is available on the website is Joe’s

Happy Birthday, Kamala!Historic: First Woman Vice PresidentOpen Thread: PRESIDENT-Elect Biden and VICE PRESIDENT-Elect Harris LIVE

Joyous celebration open thread!

Open Thread: PRESIDENT-Elect Biden and VICE PRESIDENT-Elect Harris LIVEPost + Comments (214)

Music To Celebrate – Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye

by WaterGirl|  November 7, 20206:54 pm| 158 Comments

This post is in: Music, Open Threads

What’s on your celebration playlists?

If you got just one song to send the dumpster fire on his way, what would it be?

I was going to go with Hit The Road Jack, but then a jackal sent me this one, and I think it’s hard to beat.

Any particular food that got you through?  I started with chocolate chip cookies, baking one at a time when I needed them, and potato chips were my “break glass in case of emergency” food.  Three times!

Open thread.

Oh, and this from one of our jackals (phdesmond) is so good, it deserves to be front paged.

An Inauguration Tune

Trump is gone, and none too soon!
Angry, smug, grotesque buffoon,
stupid-suited Pantaloon,
Queens brat trying to play tycoon,
piccolo posing as bassoon.
 
No more poison-gas balloon,
orange-caked, pale-eyed raccoon,
whose nightly hissing at the moon
has made this country his spittoon —
on January twentieth, at noon!  

—  Peter H. Desmond

 

Music To Celebrate – Na Na Na Na Hey Hey GoodbyePost + Comments (158)

Saturday Evening Open Thread: Celebrate!

by Anne Laurie|  November 7, 20205:42 pm| 147 Comments

This post is in: Biden-Harris 2020, Open Threads, Trumpery

We just have one last thing to say to Trump… pic.twitter.com/3UJgeGlwwP

— teri in new york (@terinewyork) November 6, 2020

show full post on front page

Saturday Evening Open Thread: <em>Celebrate!</em>Post + Comments (147)

Adios MoFo II (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  November 7, 20204:28 pm| 182 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

It’s amazing how light and carefree I feel. I know things are fucked up and bullshit and will be for the foreseeable future.

But earlier, I was on my way from one place to another, and something was nagging at me, this feeling that I was forgetting a tangible item. Then I realized it wasn’t tangible at all; it was the usual bundle of disgust and dread and national shame I’ve carried for four years. It was lighter. I felt that.

This illustration:

pic.twitter.com/KDppESr3OE

— Gina Touchton (@TouchtonGina) November 7, 2020

There’s a lot to worry about. But not this day. Open thread!

Adios MoFo II (Open Thread)Post + Comments (182)

Let’s Get to Work: Georgia!

by WaterGirl|  November 7, 20201:30 pm| 198 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Open Threads, Political Action, What We Can Do / Playing to Win, This Fight Is For Everything

Let’s get started on Georgia for the January runoffs!

But first, a tweet from Stacey Abrams, where she shares the credit for Georgia’s flip!

So many deserve credit for 10yrs to new Georgia: @gwlauren @fairfightaction @nseufot @NewGAProject @AAAJ_Atlanta @GALEOorg @BlackVotersMtr Helen Butler @GeorgiaDemocrat @RebeccaDeHart DuBose Porter @DPGChair. Always John Lewis. Charge any omissions to my head. My heart is full.?

— Stacey Abrams (@staceyabrams) November 6, 2020

In a separate post, I’ll be highlighting some of the people and organizations that Stacey Abrams credited above.

In the meantime, here are some great links if you want to donate or get involved.

Take Action – Get Involved

Fair Fight Georgia  Volunteer request form

Warnock Volunteer request form.

GA Runoff Interest Form – fill this out if you want to help with the runoff

Jon Ossoff Campaign – get started here

Ossoff Upcoming Virtual Field Training

Donations

Donate to Fair Fight  (hoping DougJ can make us a BJ thermometer, but in the meantime…)

Balloon Juice for Fair Fight

Goal Thermometer

Donate to GASenate.com  (donations split evenly between Ossoff, Warnock, and Fair Fight)

Jon Ossoff, Georgia Senate Runoff!  (starting at 311,771, hoping DougJ can do a new BJ thermometer for the recount)

Goal Thermometer


Raphael Warnock, Georgia Senate Runoff!  (starting at 27,997, hoping DougJ can do a new BJ thermometer for the recount)

Goal Thermometer


General Resources

How to help in Georgia (from Sam Wang)

Georgia Democrats

Georgia Secretary of State

Register Young People who will be 18 by Jan 5

I’m not sure what’s happening here at the moment, so this one is more of a placeholder.
Young people who will be 18 by Jan. 5 when the Senate run-off election happen can vote in the runoff.  The voter registration deadline for the January runoff, is Dec. 7, 2020. And GA residents can register online.

GA residents can register to vote online.

Postcards!

MazeDancer’s PostCard Patriots will be doing postcards for the runoff.

#PostcardsToVoters hasn’t officially announced that they’re doing Georgia campaigns for the runoffs, but it seems highly likely as they are based in Georgia.

Letter Campaign!

VoteForward will have a letter campaign for the runoffs opening shortly as well.

Is anyone planning to get involved with the Georgia runoffs?

If you have any information to add, please add it in the comments.

Let’s Get to Work: Georgia!Post + Comments (198)

Historic: First Woman Vice President

by TaMara|  November 7, 202012:31 pm| 225 Comments

This post is in: Biden-Harris 2020, Open Threads, Politics

…and what a woman she is!
Happy Birthday, Kamala!

She posted this after the election was called:

https://twitter.com/KamalaHarris/status/1325119592130252801?s=20

And I was doing okay until this one:

https://twitter.com/DouglasEmhoff/status/1325121659519561730?s=20

and I really, really want to see Joe do a victory lap in his green Corvette:

 

Historic: First Woman Vice PresidentPost + Comments (225)

Adios Motherfucker

by John Cole|  November 7, 202011:59 am| 242 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Go Fuck Yourself

Adios Motherfucker

Get the fuck out of here.

Adios MotherfuckerPost + Comments (242)

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