geg6 posted this on her FB page and I had to steal it.
Albatrossy sent me this one:
This deserves another time. This kid. pic.twitter.com/DlPYP2p7bm
— jonathan slater☮️ (@jonslater37) September 21, 2022
These are all me, LOL
I think someone sent this to me, but I didn’t make a note when I bookmarked the video. Identify yourself!
Zookeepers at Denmark’s Odense Zoo thwarted an escape attempt by a flock of their penguins after following a trail of wet footprints. The zoo joked, “Perhaps our penguins [have] seen ‘The Penguins of Madagascar’ too much?” in a statement posted with the video on November 10.
I am off to the Botanic Gardens for their Halloween event and then out to dinner. I’m hoping there will be some ice cream involved somehow. Have fun and share some videos/stories that make you laugh. So I can come back later and enjoy some more smiles.
Dorothy A. Winsor
That first video is everything!
zhena gogolia
@Dorothy A. Winsor: It’s my origin story!
trollhattan
Taking care of penguins has to be one of the Best Jobs Ever.
Ice cream baby is a complete hoot–grabs entire scoop, shoves into face. Reminded of when mom finally relented from her role as organic nazi and gave our toddler her first taste of chocolate. Her bug-eyed look of delight and wonder had no precedent and at twenty, she retains the craving formed in an instant that day. Super picky, of course. “Hershey? What’s that?”
Baud
@Dorothy A. Winsor:
It’s a baby Joe Biden!
eclare
@Baud: My first thought was that someone has to send that video to Joe Biden!
eclare
https://twitter.com/SlenderSherbet/status/1586443436949114880?s=20&t=Ke2NGNv17ypCcxkHq4pwHg
If my link works (first time trying on a phone) this is hilarious!
It works! Yay!
geg6
That baby cracked me up this morning when I really needed it. We got a last minute call from the agent who listed our house yesterday for a showing this morning and we were not prepared for it. I really want to sell this house but I needed a day to get it ready! Never expected such quick movement. We have another at 10:30 am tomorrow and I am just freaking out.
eclare
@geg6: Wow! Are you staying in the same area?
Good luck!
Mr. Bemused Senior
Carlton’s story brings to mind Too Many Pumpkins, a favorite of my grandchildren. No doubt I will be called on to read it again.
Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony
OMG Carlton!!
eclare
@Mr. Bemused Senior: I read the description, those stories are similar. A fictional Carlton.
NotMax
Pre-Halloween respite-y goodness.
Controversial Candies.
Ceci n est pas mon nym
Technical issue. Can’t see the ice cream or pig one on the laptop (Firefox). Just a blank space on the screen. But everything shows up on my phone. I’m literally laughing so hard I’m crying.
Wife is on a Zoom and looking at me funny. Will share with her and enjoy them all over again in an hour or so.
zhena gogolia
With all my operations, my husband has been doing all the cooking. Today was supposed to be my glorious re-entry with my fail-safe beef stew. Except I’m so unused to cooking that I forgot to buy garlic and celery. It’s not going to be very good. Oh well. No guests.
Ceci n est pas mon nym
The way the eyes widen just before the grab is hysterical. “Holy moley, why did no one tell me this exists before today?”
Ceci n est pas mon nym
@NotMax: Always loved licorice. I’ve sampled many different kinds and loved them all.
Also black jelly beans. When I was a kid I’d trade other boring flavors for the black ones at Easter. As an adult I just buy a bag of black ones for myself.
Circus peanuts have no reason to exist though.
Suzanne
@geg6: Good luck with the sale! It is incredibly stressful.
Frank Wilhoit
I came back to work from lunch one day, some ten or twelve years ago, and there was a penguin (<i>Spheniscus</i> sp., I think) walking around the lobby of my office building. It was “Zoo Day”, and I had failed to notice any of the advance publicity for same.
catclub
@trollhattan:
It might depend on what smells you can get used to.
James E Powell
@NotMax:
I remember Good & Plenty being everywhere when I was a little kid (b. 1955). Choo-Choo Charlie!
geg6
@eclare:
Yes, we’re going to stay in the area. This house and property are too much for two people, one of them in his mid-70s. We have a very large multilevel house with about an acre and a half of property. We want to downsize by a lot.
Suzanne
@Frank Wilhoit: I was in Denver for a long weekend in December a few years ago with Mr. Suzanne. We went to the Museum of Contemporary Art, and there was a camel outside. Filming a commercial. The camel was an actor. Incredibly photogenic.
mrmoshpotato
Mom and Dad know their kid likes ice cream. 😁
Good to see kids still like to dance to rock ‘n’ roll. Brings back memories.
That pumpkin-loving pig! 🥰
Alison Rose
Speaking of laughter, this baby giggling her little head off when Mom tells her to sit back in her carseat is adorable beyond belief.
mrmoshpotato
@eclare: LOL!
Alison Rose
@Ceci n est pas mon nym: I LOVED black licorice as a kid and never understood why so many people hate it. Good ‘n Plenty was always my go-to candy at the movies.
mrmoshpotato
@zhena gogolia: We’ve all done that. (I have to write out a grocery list, because I’ll forget something surely.)
It’ll be good. And now I want to check my cupboards for some canned beef stew.
zhena gogolia
@mrmoshpotato: Thanks. It smells okay.
mrmoshpotato
@Ceci n est pas mon nym: Great channel, but circus peanuts, yeah… Why do they exist?
mrmoshpotato
@zhena gogolia: Got any emergency jarred garlic?
Ken
@Alison Rose: I like the black licorice taste, but not the texture. Black jelly beans are the perfect alternative.
eclare
@geg6: Acre and a half is a lot!
Dangerman
Was it here where I saw the video of the smart dog, being asked to jump higher and higher (over TP as I recall) until it got too high and the dog said screw it and crawled under the cabinet? I need to send that to someone.
Baud
@eclare:
Literally.
Yutsano
I have some good news for today!
zhena gogolia
@mrmoshpotato: No. Just a lot of ancient “fresh” garlic that’s mushy.
eclare
@Dangerman: I remember seeing it, most likely here…but I can’t remember when/which thread.
zhena gogolia
@Dangerman: It was here, but I don’t remember when.
Dorothy A. Winsor
@Dangerman: It’s on here someplace, but it’s also on twitter
ETA: This is the BJ thread it’s in.
Timill
@Dangerman: I don’t remember where it was, but I sent it to my wife, so:
https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1585233529490661376
schrodingers_cat
@zhena gogolia: Did you see the SRK video I put in yesterday’s postcard writing thread especially for you?
schrodingers_cat
@zhena gogolia: Do you have fresh ginger?
zhena gogolia
@schrodingers_cat: No, I didn’t! I was so impressed that NotMax linked to a friend of mine.
ETA: I’ll go back and look.
zhena gogolia
@schrodingers_cat: No. My husband’s been doing the cooking for months, and he doesn’t venture into fresh ginger.
zhena gogolia
@schrodingers_cat: Ooh, love it already! (5 seconds in)
Albatrossity
@catclub: Indeed. Lots of places near the shore in New Zealand have had their porch crawl spaces or other spaces under the house claimed by the Little Blue Penguins, who waddle up from the sea every night and look for a nice burrow or hidey-hole.
Birds that eat fish have some pretty potent-smelling poop. Penguin tenants are usually evicted quite quickly once they are discovered!
schrodingers_cat
@Baud: Could be NP too, she loves ice-cream.
Sister Golden Bear
This thread is full of awesome
“It’s Halloween weekend and that means it’s time for everyone’s favorite Japanese festival Jimi Halloween, where people dress up in costumes so mundane they have to be explained. Let’s dive in.”
zhena gogolia
@schrodingers_cat: Lovely. I didn’t realize wheat was such a thing in India. My husband says, “Oh, yeah, of course.”
schrodingers_cat
@zhena gogolia: Yeah wheat and rice are both staples depending on the part of the country you are in.
My mother served both chapatis and rice at every meal. She still makes chapatis everyday.
schrodingers_cat
For those curious
This is what I posted yesterday
Yutsano
@Albatrossity: A friend of mine from New Zealand calls blue penguins the Canadian geese* of New Zealand. Apparently they’re pretty nasty and territorial!
*Normally I would wonder how he knew, but he was actually born in the US. His family left when he was about 10 because his dad had to flee the country. I’m not clear on the details but it had to do with a whistleblowing incident.
eclare
@Sister Golden Bear: Those are great! Love the “Left the apt at the same time as the neighbor so jumped back in” outfit.
I am horrible at remembering names so I would be “person who avoids coffee maker in the office when someone whose name she can’t remember is there.”
StringOnAStick
Yesterday we met the new neighbors from the house directly across the street; we were glad to see the prior owners leave since they’d been dogging us since we moved in about not liking the state of our yard; they even told the new owners that the landscape transformation we are in the middle of is “not allowed” because there isn’t any lawn. Which is not true because there is no HOA and whatever standards enforcing group there was disbanded over 10 years ago. This is a desert with a declining water table; the city wants to see more xeriscape and less lawn.
The new neighbors are thrilled with the coming xeriscape transformation in our yard and excited to see what gets created here, and they loved the backyard (the one I recently posted about in a garden chat). They want to do a xeriscape in their front yard too so I offered to help them with advice and resources.
Of all the 4 new sets of neighbors in the past 2 years, all 4 are from CA, and 3 are from the Bay Area; all are work from home tech types. Some locals complain about “all these Californians” but we’ve had excellent luck making friends with them (probably because being new to town, they are looking to make friends too) and they’re all fellow liberals, making Bend bluer in the sea of central Oregon red. We are friends with people in another part of town and 2/3 of those couples are also liberals from the Bay Area. Being able to work from home has changed everything in desirable areas, that’s for sure. I can’t stop what it has done to housing affordability, so I am not going to become one of the scolds about it; it’s out of my hands.
Sister Golden Bear
@eclare: I like the “newbie waiter who’s making everyone nervous.”
Burnspbesq
It looks like Lula is going to win the runoff against Bolsonaro. Hora da festa!
BruceJ
Our Nextdoor feed has lots of people whose Ring cameras have caught bands of javelina scarfing their pumpkins this year. https://nextdoor.com/p/psHp27cT9px8?utm_source=share&extras=MzY0ODk1MTI%3D
Albatrossity
@Yutsano: Yeah, the penguins are not regarded favorably, at least by the folks who live near the coast (which is most of them, in NZ).
I do think it would be cool to have a penguin couple raising kids under my porch, but it would make the porch pretty much unusable for anybody else!
Chacal Charles Calthrop
@Sister Golden Bear: whole thing sounds like the old joke: how do New Yorkers celebrate Halloween? By getting up & going to bed early, wearing boring old clothes & being really nice to each other.
Come November 1st, NYC goes back to staying up all night, wearing black outfits & being scary and dangerous for the other 364 days of the year.
TaMara
This was a fun read! Thanks everyone.
Also, penguins – my ex-husband spent a year in Antarctica and, besides his job, helped out a penguin researcher – the big ones, Emperor I believe. He said they were very, very smelly. Which I think is saying something in Antarctica – because they also encountered elephant seals, which were super smelly, too.