NOTE: Gonna leave this post pinned at the top for a bit so different “shifts” see it and no repetition is necessary. In the interim, thank you all from the bottom of my heart. I am and will continue reading every comment with laughter and tears and appreciation. I’ll have more to say about that later. But new content will be under this post as it’s published, and you should scroll down and read it and discuss the events of the day. After all, that’s why we’re here. :-)
I’ve been meaning to post a health update but approached the task with trepidation because I wasn’t sure how to start — it’s a lot. Since I tend toward annoying flippancy in fraught situations, let’s go with a good news/bad news format.
The good news is I’m likely to live long enough to vote AGAINST Trump (and whichever horrifying toady he horks up as running mate) and to vote FOR Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, reproductive freedom for Florida women and recreational pot for adults.
The bad news is maybe not because I’ve recently been diagnosed with an aggressive form of cancer. The median survival time for people with my diagnosis is less than two years.
Bummer!As I’ve vaguely alluded to here over the past several months, I’ve been dealing with vexing health issues since approximately the holidays. I wasn’t trying to be mysterious about it. At first my condition seemed much less dire, though I felt awful due to severe anemia.
I felt better once that was treated, but it took a long time to get a definitive idea of what’s wrong for several reasons that are too tiresome to recount here just now.
I hope y’all will understand that I don’t have any plans to provide much further detail on this. My illness necessarily consumes so much of my life already. I’d love to have one digital oasis, populated by friends (and frenemies), where it doesn’t dominate the conversation. This could be that place!
I’m surprised at how calm I feel about the whole thing. Maybe that’s because I’ve thought about death a lot, ever since I was a depressive, hypochondriac child.
I am also NOT a spiritual person, and it turns out there ARE atheists in foxholes. But I think mostly I’m at peace with the situation because I’ve had such a good run.
I’ve shared my life for nearly 30 years with one of the smartest, kindest, funniest men on the planet — who also plays piano like an angel! Together, we raised a thoughtful, brave and intelligent child who has a professional-grade bullshit detector and an enormous heart.
Then, when the nest was empty, we found our swampy fixer-upper on a river in a wilderness so that after work, we could fish (well, he fishes while I read), ride around in our beat-up boat with cocktails at sunset and watch birds, otters, alligators, deer, wild hogs and even an occasional rogue rhesus macaque. And dream of doing all that full time someday.
That’s all pretty good! And if it ends for me earlier than expected, I don’t believe that goodness is diminished.
I am not afraid of death, but I do dread suffering. My focus going forward is to survive while staying as comfortable as possible and minimizing the effect of my illness on my family.
So, that’s all I’ve got to say about that for now, aside from this: I haven’t given up. I’m getting treatment, which has been rather hellish so far. This summer is going to suck for me!
I hope the treatment is effective. I aspire to be among those with my diagnosis who get to stick around this crowded, increasingly hot, terrible and beautiful blue-green rock on a longer-term basis.
But I’m also a realist, so I’m sharing the news with y’all as I prefer to receive such information myself: straight up.
I’ll continue to pop into comments and put up posts as I’m able. Maybe even a lot or perhaps rarely; I don’t know yet. Living in the moment is all I have left. (In truth, it’s all any of us have. Ever.)
But I’ve been writing here for more than a dozen years now, so the blog — meaning you squabbling, irascible, magnificent bastids — are a part of my life and among my chosen tribe.
I almost added “for better or worse” to the end of that sentence. Speaking for myself, it’s definitely been for the better.
Peace & love,
BC
PS: Fuck cancer!
Phylllis
Wrapping you in loving arms. Fuck cancer, also too. Be gentle with yourself. Altho it sounds as if you have that part covered.
zhena gogolia
Oh, Betty, what a beautiful essay to convey such terrible news. We love you so much.
M31
well shit
sending my kindest thoughts your way
your bravery is inspiring and I’ve loved your posts and humor forever
Melancholy Jaques
So very sorry to hear this. Words fail. This news renders all the other news into meaningless chatter. May the love that we here feel for you be of some comfort.
Bostondreams
As someone who has had multiple family members have to deal with cancer, I wish you the best. A beautiful essay sharing such sad news. I hope you are able to take advantage of having Moffitt nearby.
Wishing for the best possible outcome.
moonbat
BC, I am so very sad to hear this, but I think your approach to this bad situation is about as good as it gets. I wish you strength in your fight, peace in your heart, and I hope to see you posting here for many years to come.
Frankensteinbeck
I’ve been in a self-imposed timeout due to stress, but I’m glad this was a moment I peeked in, so I can say…
I’m so sorry, Betty. You are a treasure. Fight the good fight, and we will hope, some will pray, that you are the exception. That at the very least you still have years ahead of you.
Westyny
Sending love and light, Betty. If your husband is half as funny as you then you live suffused in laughter. You are a source of joy.
Mom Says I*m Handsome
Sending love your way. As Frankensteinbeck said, you’re a treasure.
ginkgo
I am in tears over your news. It is made worse by the recent loss of my younger (and only sibling). Staying comfortable and at peace is the most important thing now.
Just Some Fuckhead
Terrible news! There are some pretty amazing cancer treatment options available now so hopefully that will benefit you. Thank you for sharing that. I’m verklempt.
RedDirtGirl
Fuck Cancer!!!! Long Live BC!!!!
Baud
Thanks for sharing your situation with us. All hugs to you.
Elizabelle
Love you Betty. We will try to be an engaging and sustaining set of friends for you. Although we are, you know, jackals.
Eunicecycle
You are a brave, tough, funny, smart woman who contributes so much to this community and I am sure to your family, friends and community. Please do what feels best for you and your family and know the jackals here appreciate all you’ve done for us.
AliceBlue
Damn. Just damn.
Peace, love and comfort to you BC.
bbleh
Oh gawd, I’m so sorry. But concur sounds like you’ve got the right attitude. Post away! Always a joy to read.
Omnes Omnibus
Given that neither of us is religious, I can’t offer prayers or anything like that. But, fuck, that is terrible. I hope that your treatment goes well and you are with us for a long time to come. I am sure that you know that we all will be pulling for you.
Butch
Words fail….I’ve been going through some medical issues myself but every time I start the self pity routine I get a reminder that I don’t have it so bad. I’ve loved reading your words over the years.
XeckyGilchrist
I’m so sorry to hear it. Thank you for all you do, and I hope you’re in a good loving place.
Sean
As a long-time lurker, I can say you’ve brought such great perspective to so many issues over the years. There isn’t much continuity in anything over these last many years, so having you as a stalwart of this place has always been so comforting in its own way. I’m sorry to hear you’re facing this, and I am hoping for the best possible outcome. It’s clear that nothing about your spirit is dimmed by this news, and your courage in facing it is beyond admirable and your vim and vigor, unparalleled. Take care of yourself, Betty!
Soprano2
Oh no, now I’m crying. ETA – I’m so, so sorry. You’re right that none of us actually know how long we have, but I hope you beat the odds and have longer. I’d hate to lose your voice, on this blog and in the world.
FUCK CANCER!
Damien
Betty, it is with all sincerity that I say your writing here has been a huge reason why I keep coming back. You help make this community the community that it is (no offense!), and I admire the way you’re viewing this terrible news; should we all be so lucky.
I will be keeping you and your angelic Piano Man in my thoughts.
J. Arthur Crank
Damn, I am sorry to hear this. Wishing you the best, and I hope you can kick this cancer in its nuts.
pika
Betty, there is so much clarity, grace, force, confusion, truth, and love in your words here. Thank you for illuminating this part of your journey for all of us
gwangung
Ah. Not the best news to start the week. Energy and love to you, and we’re all pulling for you.
Lee H
Peace and strength to you.
laura
Rest when you can, fight when you must, find joy where it can be found, and live your days on your terms. Peace and love Betty Cracker.
prostratedragon
Peace.
rikyrah
BC,
Please know that we are sending you positive thoughts, continued prayers. That we are hoping for the best. And, definitely fuck cancer.
SiubhanDuinne
Crying and smiling simultaneously. Your attitude is exactly the one I would hope to have in similar circumstances (I have one friend who is also currently battling cancer, and her approach for three years now has been to share every detail on Caring Bridge; not my style, but I don’t begrudge her her choice).
I’m sure you know you have a metric fuckton of online people who adore you. Please do what you need to do for yourself and Bill and the kiddo and the puppers. We’re here when you want us, and we understand when you don’t.
Hugs and love from an admirer,
SD
ETA: FUCK cancer! FUCK cancer! FUCK it, FUCK it, FUCK it!! (Apologies to Vachel Lindsay)
JerseyBeard
Fuck cancer. Been in full remission myself for a year now. Science is amazing. Positivity is amazing. Fuck cancer. Sending all my good vibes to you and yours. I so greatly appreciate what you add to the conversation here.
Fuck fucking cancer.
Jeffg166
We are in a similar situation. I was diagnosed with pulmonary fibrosis a year ago and was told I had three to five years. Could be more or less.
April I found out I have bladder cancer. Had surgery May 2nd. I see the surgeon tomorrow to see where I stand.
I am declining. I feel pretty good. Like you I am OK with this.
I do want to live long enough to vote for Biden.
Also not a religious people.
I wish PA would get off its ass and pass assisted suicide for the option of a fast painless death.
Two terminally ill women are currently suing New Jersey for access to their assisted suicide. If they win Jersey would be an option to die peacefully.
NeenerNeener
Oh damn. Here’s hoping you beat the odds and cancer.
Miss Bianca
Oh, Betty. This is such awful news, I’m not even sure what to say. Except for all best wishes for your treatment.
And thank you so much for just being you and sharing your “you-ness” with us.
Old School
My sympathies to you, Bill, and the entire Cracker family. I’ll be pulling that the treatments are successful and that the side effects are manageable.
Best of luck to you!
Fuck cancer!
Old School
@Jeffg166: Best of luck to you too!
Queen of Lurkers
Hi — I read this blog regularly and have commented perhaps 3-4 times. I am so sorry to hear of your diagnosis. I just wanted to let you know that your writing it sublime — the wit, the turns of phrase, the litotes, the resonant humanity — your personality shines through in your writing.
I hope your treatment works efficiently, and gives you more years of happiness in the FL swamp than the initial diagnosis would indicate.
Best wishes.
satby
@zhena gogolia: What Zhena says here, and what I said before.
You are a treasure and it’s good of you to continue to share your nuggets of gold with us as your spirit moves you. And your plan would be mine in the same circumstances. You’re inclined to savor each day by nature, may you continue to.
Hugs
prostratedragon
“Still,” Francesca Simone and Melanie Faye, guitars.
Ksmiami
I will keep you in my thoughts- as a fellow atheist traveler, I hope that the science my daughter is working on progresses quickly enough to help you; that friends and family keep you going; that you take anything you want to ease the pain; that you cut down on sugar because cancer cells love it. You matter and have made an enormous contribution.
Eduardo
I am sorry, Betty. May you beat the odds not only by fully recovering but by also by enduring less pain. I am agnostic but a big believer in modern medicine.
Subcommandante Yakbreath
Very sorry to hear this. I can say that, for what it’s worth, the state of the art is much improved since my first wife lost her battle in 1989. I hope you continue to share your wit and insight whenever you feel like it.
ETtheLibrarian
I going to go with FUCK CANCER! as well.
Almost Retired
Fuck cancer many times over. It’s clear you have a wonderful IRL support group but you also have a nation-wide (no, wait, international) fan base who are entertained, enlightened, inspired and informed by your brilliant and inimitable writing. There has to be a karmic effect of a few thousand commenters and lurkers pulling for you and demanding the best for you from the universe.
narya
Oh, BC . . .
Back in the day, I knew a guy who fell into a clinical trial for a new treatment . . . and his was one of the cancers on which it worked. Here’s hoping a similar scientific miracle falls into your lap. (clinicaltrials dot gov is a good place for anyone who’s dealing with an illness.)
Meanwhile, I’m adding my admiration for your way with words and my good wishes to the pile that’s accumulating in this thread.
Cheryl
Fuck cancer…I second that!
Mike in Pasadena
Betty, you deserve the best.
My older brother was given a prognosis of a couple years. That was twenty years ago.
Best wishes,
Mike
PJ
So sorry. Cancer sucks. Death sucks. Dying sucks.
Spanky
God DAMN! Turns out that opening Balloon Juice while sitting on the can might not have been such a great idea this morning.
Sending all the best vibes your way, and hoping the treatments are more effective than expected.
We love you, Betty.
cope
Such sad news, so artfully presented. Because my wife has had to deal with life-threatening medical issues for the last eight years and because I began my 75th year of turning oxygen into carbon dioxide last week, I think about these issues a lot and…I got no answers.
You seem to be well prepared for what’s ahead and I hope we BJ folk can offer some respite.
RaflW
Betty, it is wonderful to have you here – your post topics, your flippancy is anything but annoying, and your arrival 12 or so years ago really brightened up the place. I hope you continue to get fabulous care, though I’m sorry that so far it is necessarily hellish. And I hope that indeed, what you need does not cause undue suffering.
Fight the system if it tries to limit access to pain meds (if you want them, I know they can be dulling of life, too) — it was a f*king chore to get my mom’s drugs since the gov’t makes docs jump thru huge hoops for ‘the good stuff’. For shit’s sake, my mom was not a drugstore cowboy, she was on ass-kicking anti-myeloma chemo and had serious bone pain!
Sorry for the digression. Cancer really, truly sucks. All the best to you. Sincerely!!
Unabogie
Well damn, that’s not the news I was hoping for this morning. I’m just a (mostly) lurker here but I feel as if I know you as a friend. I wish you nothing but the best in whatever lies in front of you. All the biggest hugs from the Unabogie family.
Percysowner
Take care of yourself. It seems like you are doing that already. Love and hugs to you.
Michael Bersin
“…Newer and bluer Meanies have been sighted within the vicinity of this theatre….There is only one way to go out…. Singing!”
Kristine
Dammit, BC. Best wishes for your treatment—it’s amazing what they can do these days.
wenchacha
Oh Betty. I hate this for you. I always enjoy your posts, your outlook, your snark, your wisdom. Thank you for sharing this and so much of the last several years with us.
Wishing you the best, every day. You have brought so much hope and enjoyment to me, and a throng of jackals. Know that you have made a difference with your life.
Tazj
I’m so sorry to read this. I hate to read this. I’ve loved your writing, sense of humor and creativity for years.
Best wishes to you and I’m hoping you’ll enjoy more sunset cruises and happy times with family and friends.
Elizabelle
@Queen of Lurkers: What Queen says.
Betty, you’ve been forthright in assessing your chances. Still, some people beat the odds and skew the results. I hope it will be you.
jeffreyw
De-lurking to say:
Cancer goddam
Gin & Tonic
Very sorry to hear this, Betty.
Fuck cancer indeed. About a year and a half ago, I was faced with a diagnosis as well, and spent several months thinking about death, planning a funeral, etc. Turned out it was premature, and surgery to remove the tumor was 100% successful. I know everyone’s disease is different, but I sincerely hope you have as good an outcome as I did.
HeleninEire
I actually just gasped! Sending the best thoughts ever to you.
I truly have no words. Except…
Fuck Cancer.
dexwood
You broke this news to us with grace, wisdom, and courage. So you. Sending love from New Mexico.
Rathskeller
I have loved your wit and insight here for years. I wish you and your husband all love, strength, and grit in this next chapter.
Kay
Oh BC I’m sorry. I think you’ll be a survivor though.
Sorryforlaughing
Love, light and peace to you, Betty, and as little suffering as possible. And fuck cancer.
Omnes Omnibus
On a lighter note, if this thread isn’t a TBogg, we are doing it wrong.
schrodingers_cat
Thanks for sharing your diagnosis. I have been a caregiver to someone with stage IV cancer, they survived against the odds given to them by their oncologist. So if you need suggestions of what to eat when you are neutropenic feel free to contact me. I hope you beat your prognosis, {{}}
Keeping my fingers crossed for you.
AnnaN
This is crap. I have always loved reading your posts and I am so saddened by your news.
But! You are loved. Admired. Cared for. And that is such a good thing.
Permission to hug?
Jackie
I’m so saddened by your news, but take solace with your peace and acceptance – along with your determination to fight!
You have your perfect piece of heaven in your beloved swamp, and I hope with the almost daily news of medical breakthroughs, you are given many more quality years to enjoy your swamp and your beloved. Sending you hugs and healing vibes ♥️
dismayed lurker
Lurker here. This is just awful news and I hope you are able to get past the treatments to the other side.
I also highly recommend the book Anticancer – David Servan Schreiber. If you are able to get to remission, there are many things the book discusses that you can do (in addition to conventional treatments) to help your body stay in remission. It’s possible these things can also help during treatment, but that might be hard… Best of luck to you.
Quinerly
Words fail me. Love you, Betty.
frosty
Betty, this is shocking and terrible news. You seem to have arrived at acceptance of it. Keep fighting; I hope the treatment is successful and you can continue giving us your funny, sarcastic, excellently wordsmithed posts for many years.
You’re right, we all live in the moment. I hope you can continue to enjoy moments in the swamp with your wonderful husband.
Ruckus
As an old fart that has dealt with cancers myself and also among family members (4 out of 5) let me say, modern medicine can do wonders. I had one cancer that I had to lay in a machine 5 days a week for 9 weeks. The treatment now is 12 days. I say best of luck, it can be beat far more often than not these days. And I’m very sorry that you got to join the club. My advice – DO THE WORK, it is amazing what can be done these days. Also – many do not want to talk about it but for me it helped.
MazeDancer
Betty, wrapping you in virtual hugs and big, sloppy smiles. Here for you always.
You are the best and deserve the best. Always.
buddhacat
So sorry to hear this news. My best wishes to you. Fuck cancer.
dr. bloor
Fuck cancer indeed. Sending all the positive vibes in your direction.
zhena gogolia
@dexwood:
This bears repeating.
zhena gogolia
@Omnes Omnibus: Absolutely!
Cacti
I’m very sorry to hear this and hope for your health, healing, and recovery.
Best wishes to you and your family during the challenges that lie ahead. Take care of yourself.
Princess
I’m so sorry, Betty. I don’t know what on earth we’re going to do without you. Cancer sucks, death sucks. I’m going to enjoy every minute that you’re still here with us.
I also want to thank you for letting us know. A friend just died within a month of being diagnosed with what sounds like a different cancer. I didn’t know she was ill before she died and I’m so sad. Could not tell her how much I appreciated her. So: I appreciate you. A lot. Every single one of yours is a jewel even this one, though it’s a sad jewel.
Geo Wilcox
I’m sorry for you and your family. As the spouse of a cancer survivor I know how hard it is to be on the side lines and not be able to help. Strength to you and your spouse in this trying time and may the treatments work and give you more time to share with him.
JanieM
Ah, Betty….sad and sorry to hear this. I’m joining you and everyone else in hoping you get to stick around for a long time, and sending good thoughts going your way, along with boundless appreciation for what you give us. Your writing is a treasure on the face of it, but also as an inspiration for the rest of us who try to string words together.
RA
@Just Some Fuckhead: So true! My sister got a diagnosis for a cancer that had a 5% survival rate after one year. It’s been nearly 3 years and she is doing very well. There has been an explosion of new drugs to treat cancer in the last few years.
Rugosa
Betty, so sorry to hear this. I love your posts about your fixer-upper in the wilderness and your down to earth take on so many things. Keep your spirits up.
Senator Ted
Well fuck. Thinking comforting thoughts for you Betty
Joy in FL
Betty Cracker, I get how you don’t want your health to dominate your presence here. I agree (not that that matters). Since you have brought up the subject, I want to say that I love your posts. I love your attitude. I love how you love your dogs and your life. I love the photos you post and the cartoons you draw. You make a good difference in my life. And I want you to know that.
and F U C K C A N C E R !!!!!
p.a.
Goddamnit. Thank you for the work you’ve done here (butterlamb!?!😁) and good luck in your therapy.
Fuck that fucking disease.
gvg
I am so sorry to hear this. I am a cancer survivor. The treatments made me feel lousy for days after and it was nice to have my mother do the cooking. I did a lot of sleeping, but I also was able to keep working part time. This is when I started using an ipad to read the internet because it was too exhausting to sit up for a laptop. I ready library books on the ipad too.
I bought a wig but didn’t use it because I needed to stay isolated anyway and my family didn’t care. Missed swimming a lot. Chemo left me with no endurance. I learned not to push, If I kept going when tired, the recovery took days longer. Let people take care of you.
Another Scott
The sucky thing about life is that it’s finite. :-( Living well is the best revenge.
Boundaries are good and necessary. Thanks for sharing your journey with us, as much as you want to share. We always appreciate your writing here.
Hang in there BC. Fingers crossed.
Best wishes,
Scott.
narya
Also! If there’s anything concrete that you need that the jackaltariat can provide, well, let us know, k?
grubert
So sorry to hear this.. you’re the best, Betty. Look forward to your writing every day…
Scout211
Oh, Betty. I am in tears right now.
Thank you for sharing this news with us. It had to be very hard to do so but we all appreciate it because we love you and your brilliant voice.
I am not a religious person either but I will send all kinds of healing thoughts to you, plus light and love and strength. ❤️❤️❤️
thalarctosMaritimus
We love you, Betty. We’re so sorry to hear the news, and are holding hope for you.
If there’s anything at all we can do for you, we’re here for it.
Ole Lurky
Goddammit, I am crying and we have never met. You speak for me about politics better than I could ever express myself. I love you, Betty Cracker, and I will miss you so much if you leave us. The world needs more like you and not less.. it’s so fucking unfair..
The Thin Black Duke
I’m sorry, Betty.
Fuck Cancer.
SiubhanDuinne
@jeffreyw:
I’ve missed you! Sorry it took this news to bring you out of lurkitude, and I hope you’ll stick your head up more frequently.
Super Dave
As Harry (Resident Alien) says, “that’s some bullshit! SON OF A BITCH!”
I so admire and enjoy your writing and your spirit. I’m counting on your indomitable spirit to see you through what lies ahead.
MagdaInBlack
I am so sorry, Betty. I got nothin here, just heavy heart.
Love and strength to you and your family.
Jeffro
Sending best wishes, warm thoughts, and all the luck in the world your way, BC.
R-Jud
This is so motherfucking unfair, Betty. I wish this wasn’t happening to you. I’m glad you have love and support, and I hope your treatment helps you beat the odds. x
Ruckus
@SiubhanDuinne:
It depends on the person but I agree that talking about it can often help. I did not feel all that good about my chances but I’ve been in remission for a very long time. A bit of advice might be – talk with your docs, ask any question that comes to mind and follow every word they tell you. The amount of information and treatments have come a long ways since my treatments, the amount and level of knowledge today is improved by every patient, every treatment.
West of the Rockies
Betty, you are a true beacon of light and joy and laughter here. Your honesty, intelligence, and (especially now) bravery are in an inspiration.
Wishing you the very, very best!
YOU ARE LOVED!
MattF
Ugh. Know that we all love you and hope for the best.
unrelatedwaffle
Adding to the “fuck cancer” chorus. Thank you for telling us. I always look forward to your posts here, and goddammit why do the best people get it the hardest? It’s my only real evidence for any sort of afterlife, because whatever is out there really does seem to take the best people far before the mortal world stops needing their light.
Wishing you the softest, gentlest time possible.
Alice
All the best to you, Betty. May every day be a blessing.
JBWoodford
Fuck cancer indeed. Best wishes.
Raoul Paste
I’ve always envisioned Betty Cracker as formidable. Now I also think of her as wise. Sincere best wishes
marklar
Fuck cancer.
I’ve learned so much from you (to this very post).
While I’m not a ‘meds are the solution to every problem’ kind of guy, I have advised people dealing with end-of-life issues to consider trying psychedelics (e.g., Yaden et al. (2022) https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34958455/). A google search under …psychedelics and end of life care… reveals quite a bit of legitimate science.
In the mean time, live life to its fullest!
Redshift
Fuck cancer. I’ll be pulling for you all the way. Since I am a pathological optimist and the state of the art is advancing, I will hope for clinical trials and new treatments that will improve that prognosis (as happened for a good friend.)
Mike in NC
We’ve lost a couple more age 80+ neighbors to cancer this year. Sadly none of us last forever, so make the most of life while you can.
Mathguy
Aw hell. The community is here for you. Hoping that the treatments take so that we’re treated to much more snark–no one does snark like you.
Delk
Add me to the Fuck Cancer chorus.
BlueGuitarist
Echoing the above, with gratitude and admiration, love and affection.
we only have moments to live (BC and also Jon Kabat-Zinn in Full Catastrophe Living); there have been and will be many more moments made much better by quoting Betty Cracker, with a smile.
Dorothy A. Winsor
I know you don’t want cancer to dominate your threads, but today, you have to let us say we love you and we’re sad and angry at this diagnosis. Bless you, Betty.
TS
I got nothing other than fuck cancer and may share your words, your wit and your ideals for as long as you wish to do. Long arm hugs from the other side of the world & always best thoughts
Marmot
Betty, you are the best. Every day I read a post of yours is thereafter a better day. I want you to stick around, but to my chagrin, it’s not up to me.
Edit: Just point me at the mofo to whom it is up!
Ukai
Well, shit.
Best wishes for you and your family.
Fuck cancer, and fuck Trump, not necessarily in that order.
Steeplejack
I am in tears. All love and healing to you, Betty.
Tom Rush, “Wind on the Water.”
Cowgirl in the Sandi
What a bummer to wake up to this news. It’s strange how close we all feel to you, even though probably most of us have never met you and how sorry we are to hear this dreadful news.
Take care of yourself and know we are holding you in the light.
Mustang Bobby
As we Quakers say, I am holding you in the Light.
Math Guy
Wishing you the best and, at the same time, hoping that when my time comes, I can face it with the same grace and equanimity that you do
Also, fuck cancer.
kindness
Sending energy Betty. Sounds trite but I’m doing it.
Chigail
Holding you in my thoughts. Peace.
Searcher
@Omnes Omnibus: Maybe you can adapt the Agnostic’s Prayer from Creatures of Light and Darkness … ?
debit
Fuck motherfucking cancer. Hang tough, Betty. I hope you’re having cocktails on the veranda every evening and cuddling at least one dog at all times.
Sandia Blanca
Betty Cracker, this is such sad news, and the other commenters above have already expressed my feelings with eloquence. As someone who IS religious, I add my prayers to all of the above. You are so beloved! Thank you for trusting us with your news, and giving us this place to respond appropriately. I promise not to dwell on it in other threads you may post, but you will know that we are always wishing the very best for you. Peace to you and your family.
DFH
Peace and love and gratitude for the years of reading you, and B-J. I laughed the first time I read your name. Your writing is always recognizable, if I haven’t looked at who wrote the post.
You make a difference. Thank you, Betty Cracker! Bob
Eyeroller
I was afraid it was something like this. I can only add my wish that you will exceed the median survival and be with us for some time yet.
pieceofpeace
I’m sorry you’re going through this diagnosis. You’ve been a teacher, an inspiration, and an delight with your writing.
We appreciate strong women like you, who have a wonderful way of expressing themselves, their feelings, their outrage, their opinions, their high capacity to love.
Amalthea1
Oh Betty, I am so sorry to hear this. I’m a fellow Native Floridian from the same general region of the state, and apart from enjoying your voice on its own merits, it’s been so good to hear someone here on the same side, to know we’re not alone in this hell-hole. Sending you light and love and whatever healing vibes will pass through the swamps to you!
ETA FUCK CANCER!
Searcher
So one of the best things I ever did, as a person who is dying no more rapidly than the median 40-year-old, was make a list of all of the delicious foods I used to eat but for some reason hadn’t in a long while, and taped it to my fridge. Apple butter/peanut butter sandwiches, grilled cheese, shepherd’s pie, succotash…
Always makes my day a bit brighter to be looking in the fridge at the empty take-out containers, see my list, and go “Oh shit I can have a grilled cheese sandwich!!!”
So for everyone else who is looking to live each day to the fullest, I want to recommend making, not a bucket list of new things to try while you can [although sure, that too], but a list of all things you could do again, big and small, that you just haven’t thought about in awhile.
jowriter
BC, as a very infrequent commenter but loyal reader, much of my obsession with checking into this community on a daily basis is the good humor and wisdom of your many posts. Like others who have said it in so many ways, my dearest plea to the universe that contains us is that you beat all the odds and continue to bless us all with your much appreciated presence. Keep on keeping on in your unique way–you are loved.
Aimai
Dear Betty—I don’t post much but I am a devoted reader of your posts and consider myself one of your closest pseudonymous internet friends. Thank you for letting us know what you are going through. I am just starting this journey, myself, as there are three possible things wrong with me and I am heading into a summer of tests which, as you know, will either have a good out come or that other thing. I am thinking as you are: life has been good, I have loved, I am doing the work I want to do. The knowledge of what is to come is the same for all of us—it’s just the timing and the exact foreknowledge that is different.
I have loved you through your witty, warm, clever, deep posts from the ones about the natural world to the butter lamb, politics to your family life. I hope you have many more years of communing with your family, with nature, and with us.
I am very grateful for the way you are showing us a path forward. much love, Aimai
Leto
Well shit. Fuckity fucking cancer. Virtual hugs and I hope you continue to enjoy drinks in the tiki bar.
zhena gogolia
@narya: Absolutely.
Miss Bianca
So, between tears at the news about Betty and smiles at the news I just received that my niece had her baby this morning, I am a bit of a verklempt mess right at the moment. How’m I supposed to get any work done before noon??
zhena gogolia
I’ll add that I am a praying person, and I’ll be praying for you.
skerry
I’m so sorry to hear this. Your contributions to this blog have delighted me, educated me, and forced me to look inward to examine myself. Here’s hoping you defy the odds.
Fuck cancer
lowtechcyclist
Betty, I’m so sorry to hear this news, but I’m glad you felt you could share this with us. However things go from here, it won’t be the easiest of roads, and you and Bill and the kiddo will be in my thoughts and prayers. Like others have mentioned, the scientists have made great strides in recent years in treating cancer, and I deeply hope that you turn out to be among those their work benefits.
But however it works out, thank you for sharing your voice, your passion, and your sense of humor with us. We love you.
oldster
You have contributed a lot to making this blog a good place.
I hope it can contribute to enriching your life, too.
Thanks for your writing and your ideas.
Bee Girls
I am so sorry. But…as someone who just lost a much loved and sorely missed sister to the same cancer that took Beau Biden, one always hears a “but” when delivering the cancer diagnosis news…you are literally in your sweet spot filled with beauty (with an occasional gator on your dock), and peaceful outlooks, sharing it all with a good-hearted, piano-playin’, funny man, a daughter you’re proud of, and family who will love you through it all. No matter how the rest turns out, and there will be much suckitude ahead, the good place you’re at will be there along the way to make it better when making it better is hard. Sport a bad hat and some pretty jammies. It helped my sis feel like she was suited up for the fight.
Keep writing when you can!
rekoob
Joining in to say how much I’ve appreciated your kind, thoughtful, and entertaining commentary. May it continue, and please know we all support you and your loved ones.
sxjames
Oh S**t. Don’t know what to say except hang in there BC. Remember always you are loved
and yes – fuck cancer
TBone
GODDAMNIT.
NutmegAgain
Sending love & light & positive energy. Your writing here has always been a pleasure to see. (Also the butter lambs are fabulous.)
wmd
Cancer can sometimes be beat – I’m 7 years post diagnosis, and 6 and a half past treatment that my oncologists said is “cured”. That said having an aggressive form of it with a pessimistic long term outlook … ask about clinical studies for a second line of treatment.
And enjoy life. It can be freeing to face mortality. Get out the bucket list and tell the oncologists that you’ll need time off to base jump off the Eiffel Tower.
Robin
Betty I’m another long time lurker who keeps coming back for your posts, for your humor, your insight, your joy and the pictures you paint of your swampy surroundings. Thank you.
Barbara
I am so sorry to hear this. You have been so good to share so much of yourself with us over the years, I am sure I am not alone here in feeling sad for you and your family. Holding you in the light, whatever happens next, and hoping that treatment works as well as it possibly can.
TEL
I’m so very sorry to hear your diagnosis. I was worried when you posted about being in the hospital and were unsure about what was wrong. I’ll respect trying to keep this your space where you don’t have to think about your diagnosis and send healing thoughts and strength your way.
JPL
First and foremost, fuck cancer.
Betty, know that I am not alone in hoping you comfort in you journey ahead. I love you and when the time comes will miss the joy you brought to me.
Uncle Cosmo
I’d say the Jackaltariat should aggressively search every report of new treatments for BC’s malady and pass them along. Noting that she’s reticent to share specifics, and that the sum total of treatments bids fair to be a firehose if not a flood, I’d suggest she let one or more persons in on details of the diagnosis and ask all forwards to go through them as gatekeepers.
Progress in cancer treatments has been astonishing in recent years. Avail yourself of the best and the most uptodate, BC. and for your own sake and the sake of everyone who cares about you and values what you bring to the banquet table of this existence, do not go gentle into that good night!
Tenar Arha
Another hearty fcuk cancer. Best wishes to you Betty.
cain
Fuck Cancer!
Let’s work on beating the odds, and keep you on this plane of existence as long as we are able with good cheer. At the very least, let’s get you to november – then January and so on.
Theresa,MF
I am so sorry to hear this, BC. I hope you do take the time you need to rest and restore, and selfishly hope that writing here is part of that for you.
Your posts are the ones I always take the time to read, as a mostly lurker. I know I will learn something, even if it’s just to be reminded of your description of trump as a giant orange fart cloud (you were prescient!) is the most accurate one, given his mouth looks like a sphincter. That was such an “ah, right!” moment.
I worked with an amazing woman who would shave her hair into a mohawk and dye it neon pink or green or blue before she started a new round of chemotherapy (or other treatments) for the stage IV ovarian cancer she managed to fight off for nearly 8 years. She was a tough lady, who loved dogs (“if my dogs aren’t waiting for me when I die, I’m leaving”), was a mom to all of us at the library and in the dog rescue community, and took no bs from anyone. I hope you are also able to fight off this fucking disease for as long as possible.
TBone
@Ksmiami: thank you for giving us another scientist. I’m in tears and cannot say anything more right now…
BellaPea
So sorry to hear this news. As a fellow tough Southern woman, your posts were an inspiration. Blessings on you and your family and I wish you the best going forward. FUCK CANCER indeed.
SiubhanDuinne
@Miss Bianca:
Was there ever a better illustration of the Circle of Life? Big congratulations on the new grandniece! (My own grandniece was just born, hmmmm, quite recently, I think … um, lessee, that would be … 27 years ago!)
Shane in SLC
De-lurking to say: fuck cancer. I’m sorry you’re going through this.
Thor Heyerdahl
Betty – your wit is incredible to read, and your prose is masterfully woven together. Sending love and healing vibes from north of the border.
FTFC – fuck the fucking cancer.
Peke Daddy
@Westyny: You are and always have been a light in the darkness, Betty. Thank you for all your writings here. Peace to you.
xephyr
You can’t go away because you’re my favorite BJ poster (among many who are wonderful) and I’m tired of seeing the people and animals I care about go away. I’m an atheist and pragmatist, but I’ll be praying for a miracle nonetheless…
Ohio Mom
Ouch! I open BJ to while away a few moments until the washing machine stops spinning and Ka-pow! What a sucker punch.
I am so, so sorry to hear this news, Betty. I’d say words fail but the 160+ comments above this one shows there are many words, all full of love and affection, empathy and support. You deserve all of that and more.
Like everyone else, I am hoping for the best for you, whatever form that takes.
RSA
Peace and love back to you, Betty Cracker.
Thedeadcanary
You are greatly loved for your wit and insights but now also for your courage, an illustration of what Camus said — in the midst of winter I found within myself an invincible summer. Amitiés from France
JeanneT
Betty, you are a treasure, and I will be holding you in my heart as you and your loved ones go through this journey.
rusty
I’m sorry this is happening to you. I am sending my best thoughts that you can remain as comfortable as long as possible. Lots of people here care for you.
Salty Sam
<De-cloaking to comment mode> – Betty, I am so sorry to hear, and your post is a testament to your spirit and awakened consciousness. Over the years, I have come to cherish your irreverent wit and turns of phrase. And artworks- I have a copy of your drawing of you and your sister on the pest control parade float posted at my desk.
I also love hearing you talk about your beloved swamp and all its denizens. We share an admiration of Roseate Spoonbills as the Best Of Birds. I’ve since moved away from the wetland marshes where I used to see them almost daily, but hearing you describe how much you love your habitat makes you feel like a sister to me.
I wish all the best to you in your continuing journey, and hope it continues for a good long while. Namasté.
Lurker Beagle
From a long time lurker who loves all your posts – this is depressing news. I’ve loved your dog sagas and life in the Florida swamp. Fuck cancer and make the best choices for you and your family. Hope to see you here as often as you’re up for it.
Miss Bianca
@SiubhanDuinne: Thank you! ‘Twas a little spot of light for a suddenly darkened morning.
Ohio Mom
@Jeffg166: All the best to you as well. Pulmonary fibrosis is a tough diagnosis. I hope we as a community can offer you the support you’ll need as you progress. Keep us posted!
UncleEbeneezer
Ugh, I’m so sorry to hear this Betty. Lost my Mom to primary peritoneal cancer in 2012. She was diagnosed at stage 4 and despite treatments, progressed almost exactly on schedule. Wishing you the best on everything. We’ll all be rooting for you.
Ken
So sorry to hear this.
japa21
Betty, you are loved.
JAFD
My thoughts are with you.
Love, luck and lollipops !
Soderbee
I am mostly a lurker here. I’m a little intimidated by the contributors here who can write so well and make me think and laugh and rage. You are one of the best. I love your words.
And your pictures!
Dammit
Ohio Mom
@Aimai: Here’s hoping whatever the doctors find this summer during your adventure of medical testing is treatable. You keep us posted as well.
Bard the Grim
Betty, you are an amazing writer and human being and I’ve always loved reading your posts. I can’t add to what others have said so much better about you, so I’ll go with a line regarding someone facing their mortality in a most Betty Cracker way: “My atheism has been a great comfort to me in this time.” ;) You take care and write us whenever you feel like it.
Kelly
Dear Betty,
I have enjoyed your writing for many years. So sorry to hear your news.
Mortality has been on my mind lately. Friday I hired hospice care for Mom. Dementia, a broken arm in February, Broken hip two weeks ago. It set me to thinking of last time I remember seeing my Grandma Susie I was on my way home to Portland from skiing Mt Hood. It wasn’t the last time I saw her, just the last time I remember. She was in a hospital, along the way. A beautiful spring day. The valley was in bloom. My skis had clattered and skidded on the ice under the trees. Ski season was over.
Her treatment had gone well. She would go home in a day or so. Her room was full of women, my aunts and cousins. There was cheerful conversation about children, cooking and gardening. Grandma was radiant. Spring was outside but in her room was Indian Summer.
Aimai
@Ohio Mom: no prob! Thanks for thinking of me. I think one of the things Betty’s news reminds us of is the strength and meaning of even these online communities. Even for us lurkers and lost sheep!
CaseyL
Fuck. Fuckity fuck. Fuck cancer in all its nasty fucking forms.
You are a wonder and a joy, and I hope the treatment is successful for purely selfish reasons as well as the more empathetic ones.
There are times I’m just not in the mood for BJ, but those times NEVER include a Betty Cracker post. There’s “Must see TV!” (remember that?) and there’s “Must read BJ!” – and that includes your posts and comments. I very much want to be able to read more new and wonderful entries in the Betty Cracker oeuvre for a long time to come.
But mostly I want you to be as happy as you can be, as comfortable as you can be, and as supported in your fight as you want to be.
You have a great husband and an amazing kid. My love and hugs to them as well in this new and frightening journey.
Hang in there.
Gods damn it.
Virginia
Love you BC and am always grateful for your thoughtful and very humorous words here. I am also thankful for your fierce hatred of all things rump and R.
Not religious either, but will be keeping you in my thoughts as you go forward.
scribbler
While all of the front pagers are terrific, you are my favorite (don’t tell!), going all the way back to your whimsical wine foil top creations. Wishing you all the possible good luck in the world as you travel through this journey. And thank you for having the strength to share this news with us.
gene108
Peace and comfort to you, Betty.
Travels with Charley
De-lurking to say that your wisdom, spirit, and courage are inspiring. Never doubt that your life has helped to make the world a better space.
New Deal democrat
I am sorry to hear of your cancer diagnosis.
Best wishes for successful treatment and a good outcome.
phdesmond
dang, Betty!
suzanne
Many, many supportive hugs. You are loved and valued here, not least by me.
Three-nineteen
Fuck cancer indeed. I hope your days are as peaceful and happy as possible.
Brachiator
I am so sorry. I don’t have enough words to express how I feel.
I can only add my hope for the best possible outcome to all the other positive thoughts here.
David Hunt
As someone who is mostly a lurker, let me say that I look forward to your posts a great deal. I’m sending you all the positive thoughts I can.
All my hopes.
FastEdD
Awww Betty. It tears me up to hear this. Cancer took my Mom, my Dad, my neighbor, and the love of my life. Fuck cancer indeed. Hugs.
Louise B.
Wishing you the best, Betty.
trollhattan
Damn, devastating news Betty.
Knowing that you are loved by those close, and beloved by legions of jackals, will surely help when your journey hits those bumps and potholes that comprise much of our healthcare landscape. May Team Betty be effective and resourceful and clever and compassionate.
And successful. Rabbits, hats, etc.
I wish you, your family and friends much peace and love navigating this unplanned journey.
And thank you sincerely for your vast contributions here, and in your prior blog. (Yeah, been around that long.) You are as funny as you are insightful, and generous as hell. That’s a lot to be proud of.
Hawes
And suddenly I’m heartbroken for a friend I never met and a hopeful one of my favorite voices has so many more songs to sing.
Yet Another Haldane
Peace & love, and fuck cancer. Amen.
CindyH
I mostly lurk but always look for your insights and stories, so feel very saddened by this news. I hope you get the best possible care and support.
caphilldcne
I’m so sorry to hear this and I just want to say how grateful I am to you, Betty, for being such a brilliant writer and expressing a lot of the anger I feel about our politics in the funniest possible way. You’ve written some absolute side splitters and I will look forward to your words always even if you’re writing less. Put that energy into your fight against cancer. I hope gif the best for you and I just want you to know you are appreciated. Also, you caused me to get off my butt and send a note of encouragement to a buddy going through cancer in his 40s and I just hate this disease. Wishing you, Bill and your family and friends peace and love.
pieceofpeace
@marklar: I fully agree with this advice. At the least, read up on and consider it. MAPS is a reliable, recognized place to find out about this.
bk
So sorry to see this :-(
Villago Delenda Est
Beyond bummer. Betty, we know we all love you and offer you every emotional support we can.
cmorenc
@Hawes:
I cannot improve on this tersely elegant message to you. Seconded.
ThresherK
All the best wishes and strength from our home to yours, Betty.
Hungry Joe
At a loss for words here — a most unusual state of affairs. So I gotta go with this: What every jackal-else says, consider it from me, too.
Mai Naem mobile
Well, I wasn’t expecting this kind of health update. I like all the front pagers but I enjoy your posts the most because you’re such a funny talented writer. I am the kind of person who stays in the denial stage of grief for a while. I know this isn’t always so but I find docs give a patient the worst case timeline so that the family/patient isn’t disappointed and I hope that is what it is with you. I love your attitude.
surfk9
Cancer Sucks!
Nelle
Very few can cajole the humor and dance out of words as you do, Betty Cracker. Even when you write with fierce and righteous anger (as one should these days), your words can leap with an angry joy, an energy that spreads to your readers. I join the others in hating the news and loving the messenger. You will not travel the coming road alone.
Ruckus
@Soderbee:
Come by more often, and add your voice!
That is one of the things that has made this place so good, more voices, shades of life, points of view. That and the people that provide the stories and posts. We learn, we laugh, we cry – because of other humans. Join in – it’s fun, it’s frustrating, some days it’s none of that. It’s all part of life, the good, the not so good, the crap. I’ve been hit head on by a truck, and I mean me, not in a car. I’m still here. It’s one day at a time, that’s all we get, make the most of each one. Come on by, read, discuss, learn, forget, but do your best.
Jess
Betty, thank you for sharing this with us. I’m hoping for the best for you, obviously, but I do want to take this opportunity to say how much I love reading your posts. Your humor, your wit and your spirit add spice to the daily gruel of life, and I always (well, not so much today) get so much pleasure from what you write. You are a much valued member of our community and we really don’t want to lose you. Sending all good thoughts and virtual hugs your way!
Gregory
Sending love and light!
RandomMonster
My heart is broken at this news.
Wishing you all peace, love, and warm support.
Joshua Todd
Fuck cancer.
Sure Lurkalot
Speechless, because of all the words posted so far and shocked how a community of “strangers” can have a singular pivot point on which to turn.
i have loved the way your words punctuate important things with wit and wisdom and bring to life the creatures of your beloved swamp. You notice and have an uncanny ability to illustrate the shade and shadows.
So many we are who hold you dear, hope every day you are surrounded by love and laughter and no pain or sorrow for all that you have given to everyone you touch.
Fuck cancer and here’s to doctors and odds that are proven wrong.
NotoriousJRT
BC, I agree that you are a treasure. Until today, your posts always made me chuckle and declare to the universe, “Right on!” Today, I weep. I will send cosmic love and energy to you and your world and hope for the best outcome possible. If this community can help in any way, I hope you will call upon us. You have given so much to us over 12 challenging years. We love you!
PaulWartenberg
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
You need to stay alive long enough to vote a Democratic governor for Florida in 2026!!!
narya
@Uncle Cosmo: I’ve waded through the clinical trials list a fair amount (my dad had bladder cancer), and I used to write protocols for clinical trials (healthy volunteers only), but I suspect there are folks here who know a lot more than I do. That said, I am always happy to use the knowledge I have, for BC or anyone else here!
twbrandt
Oh Betty, I am so sorry to read this. I love your clarity, caustic wit, and the humanity you bring to your posts. I also love the way you are facing this news. All the best!
jonas
I am so incredibly sorry to hear this. So many of us come here for BC’s wit and wisdom and I couldn’t imagine the place without her. If anyone can beat this it’s you, BC. Fuck cancer and fuck statistical medians or whatever.
chrisanthemama
What everyone in the comments said–be at ease, and keep in touch.
scav
Damn. All the best.
And decorate that foxhole of yours outrageously.
Mike R
Very sorry to hear this, stay strong and remember you are and will be an inspiration to the rest of us, and yes fuck cancer. Stay strong.
a thousand flouncing lurkers (was fidelio)
Fuck cancer, indeed.
I know this is wearing to live with so I’ll just say that and that I join the other jackals in wishing you the best of luck. And reliable air conditioning.
Anonymous
Long time lurker who has long appreciated your writing and your attitude. I am very sorry to hear about your diagnosis. When my mother was in her early 40s, she was diagnosed with cancer and told she had less than 2 years. She survived. The cancer recurred when she was in her early 60s. Once again, she was told she had less than 2 years to live. She survived. The cancer recurred a third time when she was in her early 70s. She was told that she had less than a year to live. She survived four more years.
My mother always believed that keeping a positive attitude was important in fighting the disease. Keep up your spirits. Doctors are not seers.
AM in NC
Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck FUCK! I am just so sorry to hear this awful news. You are much beloved here. Sending you all the strength and good humor in the world as you fight this fight.
We went through a terminal cancer journey with my mom two years ago, and I have to say, if that is your path, think about getting on hospice care as soon as you can. The nurses were wonderful (Patrick, there is a special place in the universe for you!) and the coordination of care made everything so much easier.
Just heartbroken at this news.
persistentillusion
Fuck Cancer! So sorry to hear this news, BC. All thoughts of peace and comfort to you and yours.
SuzieC
Love and light. You are a treasure and I hope you will beat cancer.
Sister Golden Bear
I’m so sorry, this is heartbreaking. Hugs, if hugs are OK. Sending love. Fuck cancer.
Meyerman
Wishing you peace and happiness with your family and many more mornings, days, and evenings watching and listening to the world around you. While you have always written with amazing eloquence about the outrages of this present world, you have also taken the time to share with us what is beautiful. Thanks for your courage and wisdom.
Ramalama
Betty,
I put a colander upon my head and beat it once, twice, thrice with an old wooden spoon in order to offer up my prey-er to the flying spaghetti monster on your behalf to rid ye of your cancer.
The other deity, a wincing aluminum step-ladder, could not be reached for other mortal requests.
Your sucking news really sucks.
UttBugly
FUCK CANCER.
Sasha
I love you, Betty Cracker. Even though I’ve never met you, you have a place in my heart. If you do find that you need something, please let us know.
Ghost of Joe Liebling’s Dog
I am so sorry! FUCK cancer!
Friend of mine tested HIV positive in the early 1980s, when there just wasn’t anything to be done about it, and he decided that since it didn’t look like he had much of a shelf life, he was going to spend what time he had by having the longest best party he could.
The party went on and on, and somehow, he never got sick. He ended up taking part in a study of HIV positive people who never showed any symptoms, and that study went on for years, and so did he.
I don’t believe in miracles, but I do believe in outliers. Median survival wasn’t very long in those days, but he was an outlier and lived to grow old.
I always look forward to reading your posts, and I hope to keep on seeing you here for a long, long, time.
Fuck cancer.
geg6
FUCK CANCER.
{{{hugs}}}
Torrey
Everybody has already said all the things, and so I will just say that your wit and wisdom is always a highlight for me. You make sense of things in ways that often elude me otherwise. Dang, BC, you are good and wise and strong, and you call us to our better natures as needed and even more often you encourage us to point and laugh at that which needs to be pointed and laughed at. As many have already said, fuck cancer and here’s to a reminder that, while anecdotes are not data, individuals are not statistics. And echoing the wishes expressed above for comfort and reliable air conditioning.
Scout211
@Scout211: I forgot to add that I am sending good thoughts to you family Betty, to help them get through this with you. To Bill, the kiddo and your extended family, sending my love and strength to you.
@Jeffg166: Sending healing thoughts to you. What a challenge you also have right now. Keep us posted and ask for support here when you need it.
AND FUCK CANCER!
(And also, Fuck Alzheimer’s Disease for good measure.)
JustRuss
Well shit. I so enjoy your posts Betty. FWIW, I have a friend with cancer who’s been told he has a year to live several times, then a new treatment pops up and, well, he’s still with us.
Bugboy
I’m usually rather private about these things, but I lost my mother a year ago April. She was diagnosed with ovarian cancer in 2010, and they gave her 5 years, which is how long it took to kill my aunt, her sister. My aunt was not one to visit doctors, compounded by being overweight, so she had a 40lb tumor before anyone discovered what was going on. That caused my mom to get on board an early detection regime, and then later she signed on to a novel treatment that roped your immune system into the battle.
Every day you can delay cancer is a day closer to finding a cure, or at least an effective treatment that does more than just delay the end. In my mom’s case, that pursuit of the very best treatment available gave her 13 years, when the doctors gave her only 5. However, it was good ole’ pneumonia that finally took her out in the end, because that treatment had a downside of sometimes causing a rare blood cancer to arise, which totally shot through her immune system.
Doug R
My brother died of metastasized colon cancer in 1996, there’s been improvements in therapies and mRNA vaccines show lots of promise.
Here’s hoping you get the very best care and good luck, we’re all pulling for you.
BeautifulPlumage
Peace and love back, Betty. Thank you for sharing this very personal information with us.
Searcher
You know, I can’t help but think that if Anne Laurie had posted such personal, heartrending news, JC would have bigfooted it within 3 minutes.
dww44
I’ve been fearful of this diagnosis for you since your hospital stay a few months back. But I also believe that for such a treasure as you there’s hope that a cure and/or remission is headed your way. I’ve a friend who’s in Atlanta at Emory today for her bi-monthly CT scan which monitors the spread, if any, of the “smooth muscle tumor” on the back side of her left lung which was removed, along with the lung, 2 years ago. She’s being accompanied by 2 retired teacher friends who have designated themselves as her good luck friends. Cause she has good reports when they accompany her.
I wish for you your own good luck talisman on this journey you are taking and that it is as painless and joyful as possible.
dlwchico
Good luck Betty!
You’re one of my favorite front pagers.
My mom was diagnosed with small cell lung cancer and given 6 months to live. That was in 2017 and she’s 82 and still with us today, so the doctors aren’t always right with their prognosis.
Jimmm
For all the joy that your words have brought over the years, I sincerely thank you – I always perk up when I see your posts, and I hope that you continue to grace us with your humor and insight for a long time to come!
May you beat the hell out of the odds and serve as a shining inspiration to us all.
Also, too: Fuck Cancer!
Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony
First, you live in a rural area, which means the likelihood of quality, cutting edge cancer care is much, much lower. Please, connect with an oncologist in a city with a medical school. Going to your appointments will be much more of a pain. Please believe me when I tell you, it could extend your life and your quality of life substantially.
Second, I strongly advise your husband get connected to a support group for caregivers. They will have lots of really helpful advice.
Third, good luck! I wish you the best. Its a hard road, and I wish you didn’t have to go down it.
JG
Hi,
I’m a cancer survivor. Nine years now.
If you haven’t already done it, see another doc. As with all professions, there are great oncologists and mediocre ones. I had to switch hospitals to get treated.
Emily B.
I’m very sad to hear this news, and I wish you all the best with your treatment, Betty. Your fierce and funny posts have been a bright spot of hope and sanity in these difficult times.
spoot
Hello, longtime lurker who has come out from the shadows to wish you strength and love for your ordeal.
Don’t lose hope and ask about clinical trials. Treatments for cancer are growing at an exponential speed these days, perhaps there is something that can manage yours until a cure or effective treatment can be found.
Just wanted to tell you how much I have enjoyed your wonderful stories and photos from the swamp, evoking such a mood, much like that movie,Cross Creek, about Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings’ life in the swamps of Cross Creek, Florida.
David Hyland
Well said, Betty. My best to you…
Drunkenhausfrau
F*ck Cancer. I will continue to drink to your health! And to enjoy every post you write, with or without photos of the critters of your world.
Di
Oh, Betty, I’m so sorry to hear this news. What do we call those people we’ve come to think of as friends but know only online? Whatever the term is, you’re one of those people for me. I wish you peace. And I’m wishing that, when it’s my time, I have your acceptance and grace. You are a light. Also? FUCK CANCER.
H.E.Wolf
I’ll be keeping you and your loved ones in my thoughts.
stinger
As luck would have it, the rotating tag when I opened this post was “Let me file that under fuck it.”
That says it all. I’m a cancer survivor myself, Betty Cracker, so I hope you beat the odds and if not, I hope you have as painfree a ride as possible. Your writing and your art, including butter sculpture, will live on as long as the internet exists.
DarbysMom
Hard to explain to my husband why I burst into tears when I opened BJ just now. But the Jackals understand. Betty, I always look forward to your posts knowing I’ll get a solid guffaw or righteous rant. Sending light and love from the lower left coast.
FUCK CANCER!
Mousebumples
Oh, Betty, what terrible news. Fuck cancer is right.
I’ll keep you and your family (and pups) in my thoughts.
If you have pharmacy/drug related questions, feel free to reach out. I’ve done a deep dive in possible therapies and clinical trial options for friends with cancer before, and I’m happy to put my pharmacy knowledge to use, if I can help.
Good luck. I hope you’ve got a top notch team of experts on your side.
Madeleine
What to say? I hope you will have many many sunny days in your swamp, good times with your husband and daughter, and with the dogs . . . and birds!
Your serio-humorous political posts are always sanity encouraging and sanity preserving for me. your stories of family and life by the water are a pleasure to read.
Thank you for your courage in giving us the news. And, as usual, fuck cancer.
There go two miscreants
Very sad to read this news! I’ve enjoyed your posts and comments and your clever turns-of-phrase so often. I can only wish you luck and hope you’ll beat the odds!
TxTiger
Just another Betty Cracker fan here to tell you how much I value your posts and your humor. Many’s the time I’ve read your wisecracks to my less-political-than-me spouse. Sending you all good things and selfishly hoping I get to read your incisive writing for many, many more years.
Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony
@spoot:
Agree completely. I know people who are alive today because they participated in research studies. This is why it is critical to seek care in the closest city with a medical school.
Lacuna Synecdoche
Fuck Cancer!
Reading your posts is one of my few consistent joys, Betty. Best hopes and wishes for a good outcome in treatment. As you can see from the preceding 250 or so comments, you have all our love.
Wolvesvalley
@Brachiator:
This. Holding you in the light, Betty. We love you.
OHJo
So very sorry to hear, BC! May your days be filled with peace, joy, and humor! You have truly made a difference! Will be thinking of you daily and sending my prayers.
Bg
So sorry to hear this. I’m mostly a lurker You and your posts are an important part of my life. I hope the treatment is not too hard and that it works. Sending you, as you said, peace and love. Fuck cancer
Old School
@Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony:
Betty’s recent hospital stay was in Tampa, so presumably that’s where her treatments will be.
Burrowing Owl
Thank you for sharing this with us. Wishing you light, luck, and the chance to vote against Trump plus whatever other horrors the Florida Republicans vomit up. You’ve always seen them true, and speared them with your wit.
Lurker love to you and Bill and the kiddo.
EarthWindFire
Your writing proves once again that you are a beautiful soul with a professional-grade bullshit detector and a big heart. Kudos for passing it on to your daughter.
Fight the good fight as long as it’s right for you. We’re with you every step of the way, wherever you go.
peace, love, and fuck the fucking cancer.
Tamu Tanzania
Another lurker who is delurking to say the outpouring of love and gratitude from this community is so heartfelt that you must feel its collective energy Betty. I also look forward to the pictures that your stories paint, together with your acerbic wit (and definitely the butter lambs)! I’m sure you’ll walk the road ahead with the same grace, humour and courage as your announcement. Wishing you all the best.
Sonora
I’m way too late to this comment section, so you’ll probably not see this. But bless you , Betty. Your posts are a breath of fresh air during my morning scrolling. Wishing you many more days of comfort and joy.
Ann Marie
Fuck cancer, damn it. It’s taken several of my family members. I hope you beat the odds and that, whatever happens, you can minimize the pain. Your voice on this blog is so distinctive that I can read a post and know it is yours without looking at the name. Your drawings are an added delight. I understand wanting to keep your exact circumstances private, but if you need anything from us, please reach out.
Betty
Heartbreaking news! Your voice is special and cherished. It’s so unfair that a treasure could be taken from us much too early. I am a believer and do pray that modern science will keep you with us as long as the joy outweighs the suffering. In the meantime, happy birdwatching and boating with your honey.
Bob
Don’t lose hope.
Three and a half years ago, my wife was diagnosed with a very aggressive form of small cell cancer that had only been seen in a handful of women since being “discovered” in 1970. She was given a 23% chance of surviving five years.
She underwent a regimen of chemo and then 30 days of radiation treatment. As of now it appears as though she may have beaten this. At least no sign of it now.
My point being that there have been a lot of successful advancements and you still have a fighting chance. Positive attitude is helpful.
Karen S.
I’m wishing you all the best and sending you my kindest and most hopeful thoughts
ETA: FUCK CANCER!!!!!
Tony Jay
Oh FFS!
For the record, Betty, this is gutting news. You’re one of the funniest people I know and I’d really like to keep it that way.
Now I’m going to follow orders and never mention the topic again until “That’s fucking great news!” is on the table.
lol chikinburd
Fuck cancer.
banditqueen
Hello Betty,
You’re the best and whatever we can do to help and support you will be done–just say. You bring the good and you need some for yourself now. You’ve touched so many lives with grace and humor and we won’t forget, ever!
Scout211
She’s near Tampa. My BIL has blood cancer and has traveled all the way from Orlando to Tampa many times to see a nationally renowned expert in his particular type of cancer. They have very good cancer treatment options in Tampa. I think she will be well taken care of.
db11
Betty, your’s is the only truly irreplaceable voice here. May we continue to be graced with your wit, wisdom, insight and kindness for many years to come… modern medical science willing.
Ksmiami
@TBone: we will solve this at a molecular level. Hang in there Betty..
Miki
{{{{{{{{{{Betty and Bill and Kiddo and the rest of your family and friends}}}}}}}}}}
Fuck cancer.
SandyZ
So very sorry for you, your family and friends. Since you are such a great writer, you should continue to write of your fight; not so much for us as for yourself and your family. My sister left an invaluable trail of thoughts for us. And she was never a writer before.
Good luck and keep fighting thoughts against your cancer!
Layer8Problem
I don’t know how you prefer to handle tough life stuff, but it looks like you’ve got a lot of people coming here from a lot of places who care about you and who stand ready if you need to let it out among friends. 🙂
Me too! Your posts are a welcome beam of light with just the right attitude. Thanks and do what you need for yourself and for those you love.
KM in NS
I’m sorry to hear this. Holding you in the light.
artem1s
well damn. first FUCK CANCER.
second, just want to take a moment to thank you for being an advocate and a voice for all of us who live in Red states with Deplorable representatives who have decimated our neighborhoods and communities with their extremist legislation. we can’t all flee from the authoritarian, fascist tide and most of us don’t want to. we want to fight even though, like Moses, we may never see our communities return to the promised land of a place where voters, women, LGBTQ, HUMANs have equal rights.
not a farewell, a thank you for standing up.
anyway, can’t be said enough, fuck cancer
Mj_Oregon
I’ve thought of you as the Ballon Juice Molly Ivens, your writing a treasure to find as I scrolled through the posts here. FUCK CANCER!
Sending hope and strength for the battles ahead – love and light always from Orygun.
Andrya
I’m heartbroken. I wish there was a way we jackals could help.
Josie
Thanks for telling us the truth, as you always do, BC. Here’s hoping for good results from your treatment. Your writing is so good and so important. Much love to you and Bill and your daughter.
Wag
Terrible news. I’m so sorry to hear this. I’m glad to see that you’re approaching your diagnosis with your eyes open and with your goals well thought out. Stay safe and stay well centered.
VFX Lurker
Love you, Betty. ❤️❤️❤️
Fuck cancer.
Old Man Shadow
Indeed. Fuck cancer.
I hope your treatments work and don’t diminish your quality of life at all. I hope you and your family are supported by loving friends and family as you fight this battle.
And I’m still hoping for some sort of afterlife full of adventures and free from assholes for all of us.
For what it’s worth, best wishes to you and yours, Betty.
Hoodie
That’s some sad fucking news, here’s hoping we’re all hallucinating. Whether it turns out you have two years or twenty, I know you’ll do it in style.
hedgehog mobile
Love and strength to you, Betty. Thank you for your wisdom and brilliant writing. Also, fuck cancer.
Eyeroller
@Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony: She’s not that far from Tampa, which has the Moffitt Cancer Center which is one of the best in Florida. She’s probably already been referred there.
SteveinPHX
I’m fairly new to this blog. You are a big reason I stuck around. Wishing you and your family the best.
Tee
Love and Light to you Betty. Everyday choose joy, find the good and silly. Laugh and love fiercely. Thank you for sharing your wry wit and unique perspective over the last several years. You have made a difference in the political view of at least one RWNJ through your commentary. Butter Lambs forever.
Meaahi
Another long time lurker. I just wanted to say how much I have loved reading your posts over the years. They have really meant a lot to me. Like every one else I’m wishing the best outcome for you. It sounds like you have a good attitude going forward. I hope that there can be some treatment that works.
AndyG
I have been reading BJ every day for over 15 years but I rarely comment here. I just wanted you to know how much I look forward to reading your posts and how much what you write means to me. It makes me laugh, makes me happy and always gives me hope. I am sure there are lots of lurkers and semi-lurkers who feel the same way. You are surrounded by love here, and we will be with you every step of the way in the next part of your journey, wishing you well and holding you in the light. Big virtual hugs……
BigJimSlade
Well, shit. Thank you, Betty Cracker, for everything. I’ve appreciated your posts for years and even your name continues to crack me up. I know we all wish the best for you, such as it is… and, of course, Fuck Cancer.
MoCaAce
Mostly lurker here, adding my FUCK CANCER!
I’m becoming such a fucking softie that I had to close my office door so nobody would see me crying at my desk. You are a treasure BC and I hope you can defy the odds and keep me entertained for years to come (I’m selfish that way).
Add another FUCK CANCER for good measure!
WendyBinFL
Betty, I’ve been savoring your writing for years, and forwarding your posts to family and friends: “Here’s another gem from Betty Cracker!” We’re all hoping for many more gems!
Back in 2018, I got a dire diagnosis of Stage IV Ovarian Cancer, with an abdomen full of metastases. I asked my local oncologist to coordinate my treatment plan with Moffitt Cancer Center, which is right in your neighborhood. Six years later, I remain cancer-free. Everyone’s journey is unique, but I highly recommend Moffitt, if only for a consult and second opinion. They helped save my life!
May your life continue to be rich, fulfilling, and overflowing with love and laughter.
$8 blue check mistermix
Just saw this – what shitty news. Best to you and your family, cancer sucks, what more is there to say?
Nukular Biskits
Posting mobile, catching connecting flight but feel compelled to say “FUCK CANCER!”
Thinking of you and yours., BettyC.
ThatLeftTurnInABQ
De-lurking to say: Wishing you love, peace and comfort, Betty
All of us depart this world, if it seems too soon that is because of what a great job you’ve done of putting your time here to good use: being a wonderful person, helping other people, making the world a better place because it had you in it. You are and have been spectacular, so take a bow.
I’ve been in your husband’s position – I lost my beloved wife to cancer several years ago, and was devastated and still am devastated by that loss. My hugs to him too. If he has a desire for practical advice feel free to ask – I won’t give it unsolicited but if asked I will try my best to share what I went thru and my lessons learned from that experience.
Love and hugs
dc
First, fuck cancer! Second, you’re a wonderful human being and writer, Betty. May you win this fight, and know that your life and way of living it has made the planet a better place.
tmulcaire
Another longtime BJ lurker who learned quickly to look forward to your latest posts. You delivered your awful news today with more than usual customary grace, eloquence, and wit. It’s inspiring to see you turn immediately with thanks to the beloved people in your life. I can relate.
Selfishly, I do hope that continuing to post here turns out to be good for you. And that your treatment works, and cures you.
espierce
Late to this unhappy news, Betty.
Stay strong and stand tall!
Your semi-neighbor,
Pete
TinRoofRusted
I am very sorry to hear this BC. I am sending you all of the positive vibes I have and will borrow some from my family and friends. Please just take care of yourself and family and dogs and only if you have the strength drop us a note every now and then.
Villago Delenda Est
This may be a bit too jocular for this thread, but all these doctors and their prognoses can be like Scotty. They give very downer forecasts deliberately so they can appear to be miracle workers.
It is my sincere belief that they’re wrong about you, Betty. I am confident you can beat this. You’re a fighter, someone to emulate.
A woman from anywhere (formerly Mohagan)
Dearest Betty, I am late to the post and I’m sure all the best words have been said, but I have to tell you what a wonderful treasure you are and FUCK CANCER. Also impressive is all the lurkers who have posted. You are beloved and we all are holding you in our hearts and in the light. And please continue to enjoy your piece of swamp and all the birds. We love you 🥰❤️❤️😻
la caterina
Betty, your posts have literally lifted me out of despair many times. As a praying person, I will pray for you to have the best and longest time possibly with your loved ones and with us when you can. Know that you have touched and are loved by so many.
martha
Oh Betty, I wish you peace and comfort and do be gentle with yourself. Your news hits home because my sister is waiting for test results that will tell her if her blood cancer is rare, but survivable, or less rare and less survivable. Sigh. You live in a beautiful place and your friends (virtual, like me, and actual) are sending your as much positive energy as we can muster. Hugs to you, Bill, and your family.
DianeB
Delurking (unlurking?) to chime in that I love reading your posts, Betty and all my best to you and your family on this journey.
Fair Economist
Oh, Betty, fuck cancer indeed. I hope if I ever face a similar situation I’ll have half your composure and wisdom. Whatever you want from us, we’ll do. I’m all in on a oasis of respite.
Warblewarble
You give and have given so much. Each and everyone of us is forever in your debt ,For wisdom , insight , humour not to be matched and a supreme way with words. Sending love and bearing you in my heart each day. FUCK CANCER amen.
Avalune
I lurk far more than I interact but I’ve always enjoyed your “annoying flippancy.” I’m sorry to hear your diagnosis and wish you well as you navigate this unpleasantness. I’m sure people will check in on you out of concern but grant you your digital oasis, as requested. Let us know if there is something we can do though.
chopper
jesus harold fucking christ, b_crack that’s some shit fucking news. goddammit
Haroldo
This is wretched news.
I wish you a full recovery.
ChrisSherbak
Best wishes for the journey ahead. And ya, Fuck Cancer.
Motivated Seller
Well I hope you continue to live well, and visit us whenever you can. I always look forward to your sharp take on things, and I hope to see them again in the future.
Irishweaver
Everything everyone has already said with emphasis! from a long time lurker.
Jay C
What horrible news to open BJ to today.
Fuck cancer!
All I can do is add my sentiments to all those that have already been expressed.
Peace.
Seanly
So sorry to hear this news, Betty. I hope the treatment is effective.
Best piece of advice we got early on was only to look at medical information on my wife’s leukemia from dot gov websites. Even information from WebMD can’t be trusted. I did also look up peer-reviewed papers from reputable journals. While I am an engineer & have good scientific & statisical understanding, medical journals were a bit much and many times the odds didn’t sound good.
The mistake I made was looking up papers on survivablility statistics. Numbers looked very bad but a lot of the easily found peer-reviewed papers were older. For leukemia, the treatment regimen has been much the same for last 40 or 50 years but the medicines and dosing improve and refine over the years. Even data from the early 2000’s was way out of date by the time I was reading it. Plus the oncology doctors & especially the nurses are among some of the most empathic working in medicine.
Don’t feel that you have to be the super warrior so much of the media sells as how to fight cancer. You’ll be getting on a train ride for the treatment and are along for the ride. Sometimes you are only going to have the strength to make it to the next minute. And then you have to find the strength to make the next minute after that. My wife hated, hated, hated the strong warrior stereotype as for her it was so much lying in bed hoping the chemo drugs didn’t kill you first. Then as she was at the literal last day of treatment, she had a lung event that nearly killed her and led to another 6 months of induced coma, touch & go times where I potentially had to make some tough decisions, and then months of physical & occupational therapy to recover plus CDIF setbacks.
It’s exhausting and tough but it sounds like you have a great support network.
I think this September will be my wife’s 10th Day Zero anniversary which is great. I just sent her a text if we want to celebrate it somehow…
KimK
I am so sorry to read this news but I am in awe of your spirit. Sending you healing hopes. Will keep good thoughts headed your way.
feebog
That there are already over 300 comments to your post says it all. You are such a valued member of this community. Your humor has brought me many hours of pure joy. I’m also among the non-religious but know you are in my thoughts and the thoughts of all who check into this joint.
terraformer
We love you, Betty!
OzarkHillbilly
shit.
Nukular Biskits
Just for Betty:
As I mentioned earlier, I am traveling today.
When I made my post at number 300,I had just touched down in Charlotte & was able to take my phone out of airplane mode. That’s when I saw this unsettling news.
On my way to gate e23 so I can fly back to Gulfport, I literally almost ran into Lindsey Graham.
So I punched him in the dick for you.
Well figuratively not literally.😉
I hope that made you laugh.
Mingobat (f/k/a KareninGA)
Goddammit. Adding my voice to the Fuck Cancer Choir.
Granted, this is merely a top-10,000 blog, but I think your writing here qualifies you as a national treasure.
Warren Zevon’s son said that nobody has any right to tell someone how long they have to live unless they’re pointing a gun at them. I hope you have many, many good days ahead, filled with boat rides and cocktails.
ChristianPinko
Awful news. You’re a delightful writer, and it’s infuriating / heartbreaking that you have to endure this. Fuck cancer.
Steve in the ATL
Mierda. In your honor, BC, I will say for the first, last, and only time in my life: go Gators!
Argiope
Betty, the world is a much better place with you in it. If you need second opinions at a major cancer center out of state that specializes in your disease, I bet we jackals can figure out a way to put you up locally and/or help fund the trip. Pulling for you for the best possible outcome and the greatest enjoyment and comfort in every minute you’re not in a medical facility. And at least a few hilariously ridiculous moments to poke fun at when you are. I still remember the nurse who asked my 75-year-old mom if she could be pregnant before a cancer-related procedure. We got a lot of mileage out of that one, because it turns out laughing often helps.
Ron from MN
So sorry Betty, I’ve followed you here and on the twitter machine and have loved every minute!! We all have a defined time here in this existence and don’t know the expiration date. Maybe you knowing gives you the freedom to live the balance on your own terms. I hope the treatment works or gives you more time if you can be comfortable! Best wishes going forward, and we will be thinking of you and your family!!!!
Dagaetch
Fuck cancer.
My life has been better for having read your writings and known your thoughts. Thank you, Betty.
CTlurker
Keeping you in my thoughts. And of course fuck cancer.
Barbara
@Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony: I don’t know the distances involved, but I think BC has been going to a hospital in Tampa. Maybe not the epicenter of cancer research, but certainly not rural.
There is so much involved in cancer treatment and so many different cancers. I hope if BC feels like we can be helpful in sharing stories or experiences or strategies for exploring alternatives she will reach out.
blindyone
Cathie from Canada
Just saw your post. I can’t say anything except Fuck cancer!
And I’m so glad you loved us enough to tell us. Because we love you too.
way2blue
No! (It will take me a while to process this sad & unexpected turn in your life. Meanwhile. Hugs to you, your husband & daughter.)
SFBayAreaGal
@Searcher: Thank you for the laugh.
What you said is true. 🤣🤣🤣
FelonyGovt
I wish you love and healing and grace and the hope that despite what “they” say you’ll be with us for many years to come. Fuck cancer.
Jude
This is shocking. You are truly one of the best. I have been known to play a game with myself. After a really juicy, teeth all in post, I will say to myself, “That was Betty, wasn’t it?” Almost always right. Your voice rings true.
I hope you beat all the odds and keep ringing it for a long time. Either way, you made the world better by having you in it.
Bupalos
I’m not a spiritual person either. The closest I come to religion is in my relation to great writing and the feeling of an existence outside time and space with (within?) other humans towards which it vaguely gestures.
After reading your beautiful and terrible post here, I responded with a ridiculously religious sounding phrase, something I’ve said more than once in response to the latest B.Cracker firework of words. It usually comes with a shake of the head and stupid grin of bewilderment; This time through welling eyes: “Oh my god, this woman is a ?@#!ing miracle.”
Thank you for every time you’ve made me say that, most especially including this one. What an inspiring, honest reaction. And whatever is coming your way now and in the future, and however much you come to feel like what you need is impossible, take it from a random internet stranger: You’re already as impossible as they come!
David 🌈 ☘The Establishment☘🌈 Koch
You can’t leave. I forbid it. We’re dependent on your lamb butter and cartoons.
bluefoot
Cancer is a greedy motherfucker. And it can go fuck itself.
I am wishing you all the best possible outcomes, no matter what paths you choose to walk and where they ultimately lead. I hope the treatment is kind to you and kicks the cancer’s ass.
Rob Roser
I never post here, just been reading for about 20 years. I want to let you know that you’ve been one of my favorite writers for a long time, not just here…anywhere. You unknowingly helped me get through a lot of bad days…weeks…decades… Fuck what you have to go through, I know intimately how fun ‘this is gonna kill you’ diagnoses are. Got my first 24 years ago, but I seem to be hard to kill. Whatever you have to face, I know you’ll do it with your usual humor, grace and panache.
PS – I refuse to use the Oxford comma now no matter how angry Grammarly gets.
SW
Best wishes. Under similar circumstances I need to continually remind myself not to let anxiety about the future diminish the present. People who don’t know you care about you. That is pretty amazing isn’t it?
stonedstats
Long time lurker here. Love you, Betty Cracker. Keep up the fight.
TBone
@Ksmiami: Amen to that!!
Nelson
I’ve always looked forward to reading your delightful posts. I hope to continue for years to come.
SFBayAreaGal
FUCK CANCER!!
Thank you for sharing what is happening to you.
I love your writing, your stories of your family, your yearly butter Easter Lamb, your swamp trips and those beautiful wildlife pictures. Live your life the way you want.
Lots of hugs to you and your family.
Spanky
@Nukular Biskits: Clearly hyperbole because everyone knows that Lindsay has no dick.
TaMara
I really, really want to catalog and send to Betty all of these folks who got very scary diagnosis and beat the odds. Go glad you are sharing them!
Lobo
My gratitude for everything you have done and for everything you are. You are a candle in the darkness. As for the rest of us, living in the moment is what we all should do.
Peace & Love
jackmac
I always love your posts (although this one is distressing). Fuck cancer.
A Good Woman
I lurk mostly, but I always read your writing because I know it will be pithy, funny and true all at the same time.
Good luck with the treatment, write when you can. And enjoy the great show at your swampy mansion.
Nukular Biskits
@Spanky:
You have no idea how funny I thought it would be to do that while yelling, “AND THIS IS FOR BETTY CRACKER!!!”
lashonharangue
Betty I rarely comment but have always looked forward to reading your posts. I hope that however much time you have you fill it with joy and wonder.
Bex
Betty, you may be acquainted with the work of poet Christian Wiman. If not, google his name and read a New Yorker piece about his life. Yes, Christian is a Christian, but not one of the crazies. He struggles with it and writes incredible poems. He is also a cancer survivor. If you want to read more, just google Christian Wiman and click on the New Yorker December 2003 article that tells his story and talks about his new book. Sorry, I can’t seem to link to it. Wishing you the best and looking forward to reading your posts for a long time to come.
Bnad
I always enjoy your posts, keep them coming. Sending positive thoughts.
randy khan
Well, that stinks. (Not original at all, but true.)
Here is hoping that you find joy and wonder in whatever time you have left (and may it be more than you expect).
louc
Dear Betty,
Long time lurker, rare poster here.
1. Fuck Cancer!
2. As a former Floridian, I’ve greatly love your caustic analysis of everything Floridian.
3. You are a superb and witty writer.
Sending positive vibes.
Mike E
Seeing a lot of nyms I recognize and so many I don’t saying what I already think about you, I can’t add much more than my appreciation for what you BC have contributed and continue to add to this here dog/cat and pony show…thank you. FCUK CANCER
tam1MI
Sending all the vibes to you, Betty. I have always enjoyed your posts, and I hope to see more of them.
Wanderer
Betty I read your post today with such fear from the diagnosis but such joy that it hasn’t taken away your spirit, fierceness or practicality. I lurk daily, comment rarely and every time I read one of your posts I am grateful for your wisdom, wit, humanity and humor. Today I add courage to that list. Thank you for sharing your thoughts and strength with me/us. You are cherished by many people, myself included in that number.
SpaceUnit
Late to the post as usual. Not really sure what to say.
You know, we can all seem like a bunch of faceless commenters here, just griping and wisecracking and letting off steam. But the love is real, BC. It’s very real.
And some of us have faces. Hugs.
zhena gogolia
Oh, god, now Betty’s pinned note has me crying again. You are such a wonderful person.
CatFacts
Longtime lurker, occasional poster here. I’ve always loved your writing. May everything go smoothly on your journey, wherever it may lead.
Bruce K in ATH-GR
First the obligatory “screw cancer” (I tend to save the F-word for really special occasions, of the sort that might warrant the sort of language that summons eldritch abominations).
Beyond that … Betty Cracker, you’ve made this blog, and by extension the world, a better place through your writing and wit. There are times when caustic commentary is very much called for, and you certainly have a gift for it.
And here’s another hope and wish that the predictions you’ve been given are extremely conservative underestimates. My family lost a close friend this past spring, who’d been given a year to live … a decade ago. She cheated the Reaper for a long time, and made the most of it. Here’s hoping you can tell the man with the sickle to go pound sand for a decade or more.
rockstar
Fuck Cancer indeed, sending you all the good Juju I have in my bag.
Mr. Longform
Betty – I am a lurking admirer who wishes only the best for you and your family. They will need lots of love and strength for this, but I’m sure being able to focus on your care will be part of their comfort. Holding you in the light, as my Quaker friends say.
Dougboy
I have read your withering criticisms and smart analyses for so long that I can pick out your authorship by reading just a few sentences of a post. You are brilliant, hilarious, and kind, and that’s only my impression from reading your work. The family, friends, and colleagues who know you personally are blessed by FSM to have you in their lives personally, and I can only offer my heartfelt hope and online hugs to you and them.
Steve from Mendocino
Your writing has given me so much pleasure over the years — the humor, the sensitivity, the feistiness. This makes me so very sad. All my love and best wishes.
Steve
Noskilz
So sorry that you are facing such an awful situation. Hopefully things go as well as they possibly can for you.
ArchTeryx
Late and stupid as usual, but fuck cancer.
We all need your voice, and hope that we get to hear it for a while longer, cancer or no cancer. In a straight up fascist state you stood up proud against the fascists for a very long time.
I’ve never been good at what to say when diagnosed with a disease like this. I guess all I can see is the human thing… that I truly hope for the best, whatever happens. And that whatever happens, it happens with a minimum of pain and suffering. There’s nothing sacred or holy about pain, no matter what the Catholics say. It just degrades the quality of life.
Love go with you, Betty, from a greymuzzled old furry.
Anyway
To echo what others have said – I always look forward to Betty Cracker posts, comments, spoonbill pix, artwork , stories — appreciate your way with words, humor, kindness, wisdom – best wishes to your kiddo, husband and you. Sending warm fuzzies and love.
Please let us know if the BJ community can do anything to help.
White & Gold Purgatorian
Dear Betty C.,
If you choose never to write another word, know that you have made your mark and made a difference to all those who read this top however many blog. Your fans are legion. Take whatever time you need to care for yourself, nurture your family and enjoy life on the river. You are loved and your work has been a precious gift.
Thank you for sharing!
beagleowned
Merde, merde, merde!
Tears and hugs.
arrieve
Oh Betty. I am speechless. You are one of my favorite writers anywhere, and you have the gift of making readers feel like they know you. Fuck cancer indeed.
sab
Betty Cracker,
You are probably a geneneration younger than me, and I love your writing, but you are also a role model for living your life well and gracefully.
Windpond
Betty Cracker – whenever I begin reading posts on here, I never have to look back to see the author when you post. Your missives are special, always have been no matter the subject. “Every life is noted and is cherished, nothing loved is ever lost or perished.” -Madeleine L’Engle
Kay
All the comments about advances in cancer treatment are hopeful, I think, and I have one. In 2000 my sister had lymphoma. She was not responding to treatment. They tested the whole famiy for a match for a bone marrow stem cell donation and I won – perfect match. It was a clinical trial. It worked. She fully recovered and is now a healthy older woman with a poorly behaved cat. It’s a routine treatment now – painless- and they get the stem cells from the patient not a donor. So I’m hopeful for you. Those cancer treatment centers are something else. Miracle workers.
Spanish Moss
For whatever reason I rarely look at the author of a post before I start reading it. I can usually tell it is a BC post by the end of the first sentence because I am already laughing. Not so, this one. As I sit here crying instead, I am so grateful for all of the laughter you have given us over the years, and I hope that you defy the odds and grace us with your insight, wit and Florida spunk for many years to come. I am one of your biggest fans!
Wake Hackle
And you have two excellent dogs as well! I am so sorry to hear this news; I’ve always enjoyed reading your posts and seeing pictures of your swamp-side abode. And I am so happy you got a chance to drive an airboat and see actual “wild monkeys” from your porch. I hope that you will be able to pass down the butter lamb tradition to your child.
HumboldtBlue
FUCK MOTHERFUCKING CANCER!
We love you, Betty.
comrade scotts agenda of rage
BCrack:
You have been the Steve Gilliard of the liberal blogosphere and that’s the highest compliment I can pay to any writer. He left us too early and regardless of your time remaining with us, it’ll be too early.
A Ghost to Most
So sorry to hear that. Best of luck with your treatment.
ronno2018
I have loved your writing and personality. Hang in there.
opiejeanne
Fuck cancer, indeed and always.
Ok, I cried a little when I read this but it was mostly rage and that doesn’t help anyone.
Then I remembered how calm we both were when my husband was diagnosed with a very fast-moving cancer. He was given options for treatment, all of them unpleasant, chose one, and he’s still here 17 years later. I hope that you get at least that much more time on this beautiful world.
If there is anything we jackals can do, don’t hesitate to ask.
Chief Oshkosh
Betty, you are a wonderful essayist and an original. Thank you for sharing your talents and yourself with us for so many years. I hope you are able to continue to face the crisis with the aplomb you communicate with this latest gift of an essay to the jackalariat.
TheEchoOfJohnMcEnroe
Long time lurker (read every post on here for as long as I can remember), first time commenter de-lurking to say you are truly (next to John) my favorite brand of wit, humor, sarcasm, and acerbity on here. The personal anecdotes of your daily life mixed with the politics are the chef’s kiss for me. So sorry to hear this diagnosis and am pulling for as little pain and suffering as possible while living with cancer. Always have admired your ability to laugh through the tears caused by the politics of Florida and I’m hopeful that life perspective will serve you well in the coming months and years as you deal with cancer. And fuck cancer.
Curtis
So sorry to hear this, Betty. You’re always a joy to read. It goes without saying, but I hope you beat this.
JMG
You have given us all so much. Now, all I can offer in return is my deepest thanks and my even deeper hopes for your treatment and future.
stacib
I am so late to the post, but I want to add and co-sign everything everybody is saying. You’re the best, Ms. Cracker.
Donatellonerd
everyone else has said all the things I had to say, so I will only repeat three of them. Thank you for your brilliant writing that makes me laugh and mirrors my anger; i am enormously impressed by the grace in the face of this that this post shows. I hope I can emulate it when the time comes; and to echo everyone, fuck cancer.
Odie Hugh Manatee
I know I don’t have to say it but please take care of yourself first, above all else. Visit us when you can and talk to us about what you want. We are here for you for whatever we can help you with. My heart goes out to you, your husband and family, as do my hopes. We love you, Bets.
FUCK CANCER!
Maxim
Fuck cancer sideways with a whole bevy of rusty farm implements.
All my best to you and your loved ones as you navigate these murky waters. As others have said, there have been amazing advances in the treatments available. I just saw an article the other day about a new personalized cancer vaccine that mobilizes the immune system. I hope that every miracle science can summon finds its way to you, and you beat the odds and then some.
gene108
Betty, you are a talented writer and humorist. You brought home to me what bit Florida you shared was like in the 1960’s, 70’s, and now.
Also, loved the story of you and your sister dressing up as bugs for a local parade. That’s my favorite thing you’ve written, with the excellent accompanying art work that helped illustrate the situation so well.
Hopefully things will be as smooth as possible.
John Mc in NC
Heartbreaking news. Your words have uplifted me in the darkest of times for more than a decade! Peace and healing be with you.
LAO
Fuck Cancer. FWIW, you’re personally responsible for helping me stay sane the last 10 years. Thank you for all of the laughs.
Jamey
Betty C. – One of my absolute favorite moments from the bad place was when you complimented my gumbo recipe. I also very much enjoyed our sharing of SEC football (Geaux Tigers) and white wine takes. Sharon and I will enjoy a Loire Valley Sauvignon Blanc (not a Sancerre, I am too cheap) in your honor this afternoon. Thank you for being you.
gvg
@Old School: And I don’t think she lives that far from Tampa. USF is the school in Tampa-University of South Florida and they have a medical school.
taumatugo
You are in the privilege position of living the inflection point, describe as “when shit hit the fan.” No greater take down of our ego is possible as when confronted with a terminal illness diagnoses, so say people in the know.
I sincerely wish everything becomes clearer, that in your moments of solitude regrets are few and fleeting, that your memories bring love, peace and a deep sense of gratitude. Feel the fear, the rage, why me, why now, and at the end may you establish a peaceful truce with yourself.
WendyBinFL
Betty, I shared a comment earlier, #298, but wanted to add this: it occurs to me that in Albatrossity’s post this morning, his description of the prothonotary warbler fits you to a T — an “incomparable and incandescent swamp candle.”
Tim in SF
Adding my voice to the chorus. I’ve been here since the Schiavo days and am a constant reader but very-infrequent commenter. I’ve always enjoyed your contributions to the blog. You’re a witty and talented writer and a fun read.
I hope the treatment keeps you around for a good while longer.
Boris Rasputin (the evil twin)
We’re all on your side, Betty.
Also, “Fuck cancer -BC” is nominated as a rotating tag.
O. Felix Culpa
Dear Betty, I “discovered” you first at Rumproast, and then followed you here to BJ. You struck me from the start as a gifted wordsmith, an unusually witty and incisive writer, and a mensch. (Yes, I’m a proponent of the Oxford comma; why do you ask?)
Thank you for sharing your hard news with us so graciously. Sending all best wishes to you and your family. Please do not hesitate to ask if there’s anything further we can do to support you. You have given us a lot over the years; it would be a mitzvah to reciprocate.
Ishmael
Betty, you are a treasure and the light of BJ. May you continue to shine for a long, long time.
KBS
De-lurking to say I’m so damn sorry to hear this! All good wishes for beating the prognosis, or at least for living as long and well as possible. I’m so grateful to you for your perspective and your fantastic writing. I always enjoy your posts so much.
Adding, of course, FUCK CANCER.
EzraRulz
Laughter, tears and appreciation is just a small bit of what you’ve given me and a host of others reading your wit and wisdom over the years..always passed along your latest, filled with warmth and joie de vivre and crackling turn of phrase , the Molly Ivins from Florida! It’s why I was reduced to tears hearing this. With my whole heart I’m sending you and your family light and love and every best wish.
Mapaghimagsik
“Bummer” is doing an atlas level lift there. So very sorry to hear this news
goldengirl
Your post took my breath away, Betty.
Betty, (John, Tamara, all) please let us know how we can help in addition to continuing to send our love and healing energy your way.
MealTrains?
$$?
GoFundMe?
Exotic Trips?
We’re here at your service.
MikefromArlington
I’m terribly sorry to hear this.
Keep those you love close.
brantl
Oh, fuck!
Cat radio
Sending love and hugs and hope.
Steeplejack
@WendyBinFL:
Excellent!
tandem
So many commenter have expressed.my thoughts better than I ever could that I don’t have much to add. But I do want to say that just today I was telling my husband that I wish I could have coffee with you, that special friend I have never met but whose mind and spirit I adore. And yes, fuck cancer!
TiredOfItAll
De-lurking to express my dismay at your news. These comments attest to how loved, admired and appreciated you are. I can only add my voice to the throng. There are those that defy the odds. May you number among them. Holding you in my heart – we are all connected.
sdhays
Damn. Fuck cancer, indeed!
zhena gogolia
@WendyBinFL: Beautiful.
SNCO
Betty, this the sort of news that we both have to hear and is almost unbearable. Sending you strength and serenity. Be strong!
patrick II
I am with the fuck cancer contingent. Like most people I have known some who far outlived their diagnosis. I couldn’t tell you why, except that they seemed to be people of good cheer and took it one day at a time. I wish you well. You are like a blog movie star where many people whom you don’t know do know and like you beyond what you might guess. I am one of them. Good luck.
Tom Levenson
Oh Betty, I’m so sorry to hear this news. And I so admire your response to it.
May you beat the odds you face–and may the swamp be your friend for a long time to come.
dave sisley
❤️
Sorry to hear the news, but best of luck. Fuck cancer indeed. I’m so glad to have found you here on BJ, as well as Twitter and BlueSky.
love & healthy vibes! 💕
Central Planning
I feel like anything I write would be inadequate, so I’ll leave you with 😢😢😢😢
Not to make this about me, but I’m more saddened by your news than news like that (or worse) of/from people I know IRL, and we have never met or chatted in person. Funny how this community works and a testament to everyone here.
Gotta go, I think I’m getting pinkeye or something.
Juju
I’ve never met you and here I am crying. I feel as if I’ve known you for years. You are a wonderful, kind thoughtful person with a sharp sense of humor, and I’ve appreciated your wit all these years. Thank you. I sincerely hope things go the way you wish, or even better than you wish. Add one more person to the fuck cancer contingent. My heart is with you, your family and your dogs. I’ve started to notice the beauty of birds because of you. Thank you for that as well.
paujl w, chicago
damn girl, you’re one of my favorites.
Citizen Dave
I came here in December 2016 attempting to keep my sanity. You’ve been instrumental in doing that for us all. This top 10,000 blog is full ass behind you!
Anathema Device
As we say in Australia, you’re a legend, Betty.
Fuck cancer.
delphinium
Very sorry to hear this Betty. Sending all the best wishes your way. Your witty and delightful posts have always brought me joy.
No One You Know
Betty, tears stand and fall from my eyes at your grace and courage. You are ever one of the authors I look for. Your common sense is a bulwark against the craziness of our days. I love your work.
Galento
Damn. Sorry to hear the news, and best wishes to you and your family. Like all the others, I feel like I’ve known you for years. You and John and Anne Laurie are three singular voices that have kept me attached, happily, to BJ for two decades of my life. Good luck with your treatment.
Anne Laurie
May you beat the odds, Betty — but more important, may you remain lucid and as pain-free as possible for as long as possible. It’s easy to say that Every day is a gift, but you have (and not for the first time) reminded us of how very true that is!
Tim C.
I don’t know if there’s a God either, but this goes on the very long list of grievences I intend to discuss if the deity and I ever meet.
Fuck. Cancer.
Highway Rob
For this, I’ll definitely de-lurk. Betty, although I am
Unwilling to travel to Florida unless forced by family, I
Cheerfully did so whenever you so artfully wrote about it. And I
Know I’m like the 430th or so person to say so, but I’ll join the
Chorus, your contribution to this place that I so enjoy cannot be valued
And cannot and will
Never be replaced. Take strength, take
Courage from all those here you love you,
Even and however tough it gets. You truly
Rule.
(Goddamn I hope the way I did this survives me hitting “post.” Love you, BC.)
Johannes
Betty, all I can say is we love you, and appreciate the years of brilliant comedy, great political acumen and butter lambs.
Fuck cancer!
RevRick
Betty, if you ever need someone to shake a fist at God, even if you believe it’s only the Great Void, ask me, because that’s in my wheelhouse. I’ve been with hundreds of people in their dying in the course of my career as a pastor, so I’m available. Your spouse will be grieving along with you, so I will pray for him and your medical team, as well as you.
Along with the rest of the Jackals, I say your voice is cherished.
daize
Oh, Betty, so, so sorry to hear this. Shit. How heartbreaking. Thank you for taking the time to share the news with us. Like others, I used to read you at Rumproast and I was so thrilled when you started posting here. There are many times I clear laughed out loud reading one of your posts. I love reading about your family and family adventures. Juggling, haunted houses, drunken cookie baking, not to mention a chicken named Joan Jett…. And I dearly hope to read more. As others have said here, take care of yourself. You are loved.
Shana
Oh Betty, I’m so sorry to hear this. I’m with you on the atheists in foxholes thing. My breast cancer diagnosis didn’t make me rethink anything either. I hope, as you wish, that your time is long and as pain free as possible. Hugs and kisses.
pat
Betty, I haven’t read all the comments (got to about 175 before had to welcome guests for lunch) but everyone is saying what I would say, and I simply can not imagine BJ without you. So I am hoping against hope for a medical miracle to be discovered in the very near future.
And, oh yeah, FUCK CANCER…
Chacal Charles Calthrop
Fuck Cancer!!!!!
just want to add to the chorus & to point out another truly great blogger, Kevin Drum, once of cal pundit and now of jabberworking, was diagnosed with cancer, has apparently had it cured with Car-T, and is now still blogging. So go get treatment!!
also please keep posting from the swamp. We all love your combination of brilliant wit and lovely birds.
Gloria DryGarden
Anne Laurie said
be it so.
may there be kindness and love and sweetness along your journey with cancer, and as much grace and ease as possible.
cancer has touched, and often taken, the lives of numerous relatives and dear close friends.
sab
I am heartsick but that is very stupid.
You are brllliant and amazing. You think we havent’t noticed?
Mike in Oly
My dear you are a national fucking treasure and this old blog won’t be the same without you and your hilarious snark and wit. Fuck cancer. Wishing you miracles.
Georg Herscher
This is just devastating news to this long-time lurker from Fort Myers.
Like all of us here on Balloon Juice I’m going to hope for good news later this summer.
Maybe even pray.
Nilnoc
Just one of the lurkers who has long admired your spunk and style: I know you will proceed with elegance.
E.
Betty, I have been struggling all day now to say something. I have always admired your writing but now I feel I admire you personally, too. I am just so sorry and sad about it all. I remember when I finally admitted to myself during Covid that my business was over and I thought, I just really wish it didn’t have to be this way, and that is my selfish thought here, too. But it is and we all carry on and the heavens continue to spin and it’s all such a damn mystery to us atheists. I am so sorry you and your family are going through this.
BellyCat
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!”
– Hunter S. Thompson
BC: Hoping you and your family live your best days, every damn day, going forward. Thanks for making mine infinitely better, as well.
Anotherlurker
Everyone else has expressed my feelings better than I ever could. All I would like to add is that Your talent, intellect and humor are something I look forward to with every visit to this nearby top 10,000 site. Thank you for this.
I only need to add: Fuck cancer.
Quiltingfool
Oh, Betty, I’m sorry. My heart hurts for you. Take good care of yourself and spend time doing things that give you joy.
Matt Smith
Fuck cancer! And lots of love to you.
eclare
I wish I could hug you. I don’t know what else to say.
Formerly disgruntled in Oregon
Love you and your writing, BC. Keep fighting the good fight!
KSinMA
Big hugs to you, dear Betty. I hope to be reading your fabulous posts for many years to come.
tokyocali (formerly tokyo ex-pat)
Woke up to see this and there are no words to express how sorry I am. I mostly lurk but I adore your posts and they are a part of why I come back to Balloon-Juice several times a day throughout the years. Your ability to express in a few pithy words the raw emotions we feel on so many subjects is a master class in writing. Sending you strength and light for the road ahead.
Dillweed
Wishing you peace and strength, Betty.
Dillweed
zeecube
Fuck cancer! Indeed.
BC, you are irreplaceable. Hang in there. and Mr. Cracker, you hang in there too.
What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us?
What terrible news. Really love your posts. Sending healing vibes your way. Ugh. Not sure what to say other than I hope the treatments work and you make a full recovery, but your attitude is honestly pretty inspiring.
Dave Swenson
You have been the only reason I periodically stop at this site. I envy and delight in your wit, and your eye for birds and buffoons is first rate.
Armadillo
Betty,
I am very sorry to hear this. I have good contacts at Moffitt Cancer Center and would be happy to put you in touch if that might be helpful.
I have also unfortunately found the NCCN Guidelines for Patients to be a valuable resource and hope they may help you as well. They contain guidelines for supportive care.
https://www.nccn.org/patientresources/patient-resources/guidelines-for-patients
Matt McIrvin
I am terribly sorry to hear this news and hoping for a big statistical fluctuation. (Reminded of the evolutionary biologist Stephen Jay Gould talking about getting a similar diagnosis after which he lived for decades more, and reminding us that there’s more to these things than the median. But regardless, hoping for the best for you.)
prufrock
I’m so sorry Betty. You are a light in the darkness of our state, and it is so profoundly unfair that you are burdened with this while an army of troglodytes enjoy long, healthy lives.
May you enjoy an outcome that is such an outlier that it could only be called miraculous.
One of the Many Jens
Oh, Betty, you wonderful, much-appreciated human, who has brought much needed light and laughter into my life, along with countless others – I am so very sorry you’re having to add this fight into your life, but grateful that you have such love and support as you do so. I look forward to reading all the ways in which you are living life to the fullest, and cheering every time you kick cancer in the ass. The best of all possible wishes to you and your family, and long distance hugs anytime they might be helpful!
jobeth
I’m so sorry to read this news. I lost my husband of 35 years to that monster so I will add my Fuck Cancer!!! to the chorus. May your treatment be tolerable and successful. I will keep you in my prayers.
jimmy higggins
i’m an inveterate lurker, but feel impelled to add my voice to the collective outpouring.
and, as i’m sure you don’t need reminding:
Pain is why Charles Darwin evolved us with opiate receptors in our brains
MomSense
Betty, I am so sorry to hear your news. You are treasured by all of us here and we are rooting for you. We will try and support you through this and I hope you will feel safe to share how you are feeling without worrying about us. We all want to help you and show you how important you are to us.
Yutsano
I am perpetually late to the party these days as usual, but you have my love and healing light to you and your family.
Fuck cancer. Also, too.
Jobeth
I’m so sorry to read this news. I lost my husband of 35 years to that monster so let me add my FUCK CANCER!!! to the chorus. I hope your treatment is tolerable and successful. I will keep you in my prayers.
Just Visiting
I’ve lurked here a long time, and I get excited every time I see your name on a post. I’ve enjoyed all of them but this one. Sending love if you can call it that from a total stranger.
Regine Touchon
May you have many boat rides to buoy your spirits. Much love and peace dear Betty.
YY_Sima Qian
I am so sorry to hear this! Terrible news.
I admire your equanimity, but I can’t really imagine what you are going through.
Beth H
I’ve never met you but you feel like family and you put in writing what we’re all feeling, but with great style and better words. I’ve spent time decades ago on the Withlacoochee and now those memories are linked to you. Wishing love, light, healing and laughs in this journey.
Ben Cisco
Well sumbitch.
So sorry for the diagnosis, sending healing thoughts… hang tough BC!!
slightly_peeved
Wishing you all the best. Oh, and fuck cancer.
Smiling Happy Guy (aka boatboy_srq)
Death smiles at us all: the only thing one can do is smile back.
You have had an amazing run; one to be proud of. You will be missed as few others, and remembered long and well.
With that said, I now have two reasons to brave a visit to Puddin’ Boots’ steaming realm (the other is visiting family friends and discussing ALFs for them). Not sure when (probably autumn sometime), but if you are around and up for a meetup…
JML
well, this just sucks ass. fuck cancer!
but damn, if you aren’t showing amazing grace & humor going into the fight. Hope you stab cancer right in the dick.
badgetoon
Thanks for all the wonderful delightful writing over the years. You’ve helped make the pain of the last ten years less.
Tears are being shed, and yes “fuck cancer”
Mark Badger
SectionH
Just gutted by your news. You’re so amazing: as a writer, and more importantly as a person.
I’m the pessimist in our tiny family, but this time Imma pay more attention to some of comments I’ve scanned , re new treatments etc, and gonna keep sending my hopes for you. And love of course.
Eta: FtFuckingFtFuckingFtFucking FtFuckingFtFucking FtFuckingFtFucking Cancer.
ellie
I’m shattered by this news. You are a bright light, Betty, in an ever-darkening world. I am sending you and your family much peace and love.
Devore
You’ll be missed. Best wishes
coredump
Really sorry for the prognosis. Count me in as in the crowd to see you give a solid punch in the nuts/face to cancer. I wish that I will have this amount of grace as you have shown in this – what is a classic presentation of how news should look like. Just the facts – no embellishment, straight up. Thank you! All I can do is give a virtual hug and send positive vibes your way.
Thank you for everything you do and for being a solid reason this oasis is what it is for people like me who despair increasingly about the direction that we are marching on.
Fuck cancer – well and truly hard!! Thanks again for everything you do and please let your family know that I wish the very best in handling what life’s thrown your way.
Ceci n est pas mon nym
No words to add. Fuck cancer. I will continue to hang on every word you write, you are definitely a highlight of my online life.
zhena gogolia
What a sad day. I keep coming back here to be with friends.
Jager
Betty, when you get old like me, like it or not, you have experience with cancer, last year I lost my Chef Cousin Jane and my damn near lifelong friend Bill. I could make a list that goes back to the 80’s.
It seems to this experienced observer, attitude is everything. I could tell you plenty of stories about good attitudes and bad. One of the best is this one, Glenn was a consulting engineer I worked with for years, he was the best and could be a total pain in the ass. He was diagnosed with liver cancer, he refused treatment. His doctor gave him oxy for pain with a warning that they were habit-forming. Glen told the doc, “Why should I give a shit?”
The week before he died, Glen called and told me he had “This shit figured out.” He said when he passes out of this world, there will be a Bright red, 1970 Olds 442 convertible with his name on it, and in the front seat will be a Reece Witherspoon look-a-like waiting for him. My wife and I saw a red 442 hauling ass down 101 last week, Cakes said, ‘God I hope that’s Glen.”
We love you out here on the left coast.
leeleeFL
Sending my best vibes, BC! I have always felt like we were Friends who haven’t met, but know each other well! This news is awful, but your bravery and strength is a balm! All will be well ❤️🩹, no matter which way things progress. You are loved, prepared and determined to live your best life and no one can ask for more! Love you, Betty! I hope the Universe wants you to enjoy it as long as possible without suffering! Hugs on their way to you!
StringOnAStick
I have been thinking about you and worrying about such a turn of events from the hints here and there. As always, your writing brings grace and joy to every post; you are a genius with words, and what you have written today is proof you are a genius of life as well. I followed you here from RumpRoast, and I want to thank you for the fun we had there and for guiding me by example to here.
Peace to you and your family.
CapnMubbers
@Highway Rob: Well done; it did survive.
Another follower from RumpRoast who appreciates Betty. Fiercely hoping for the best outcome.
different-church-lady
This is just God’s way of being a complete fuckup.
Orchid Moon
Betty, I am so sorry this is happening to you. Cancer is such a gut punch to the body, mind, and emotions. But, remember you are not alone, and you are very loved. Do what you can, sit in a rocking chair, and rock away. It’s exercise, and is also calming. Check out any clinical trials you may qualify for, be your own best advocate, and lean on a counselor/ social worker, and all of us. I too was diagnosed with an aggressive cancer, and although lifespan looked to be very short, I am still here 3 years later. I am not religious, but I said yes to every person who asked to put me on their prayer list. Yes, Fuck Cancer!
Laura
Oh Betty, thank you for writing this. I’m just a lurker here but damn, I’m gutted you are having to go through this. I so love your musings and righteous rants and have followed your feeds for many years. You have so enriched our otherwise often wretched timelines with comedy and birds and critters and varmints of all types including the godhead butter-lambs. I support and wish you the best in navigating all this and enjoying all you can for as long as you can. Sending love, carry on.
Tinare
Fuck cancer. I love your writing and humor. Also not religious but sending whatever good vibes and thoughts I can your way. Fuck cancer.
Skippy-san
I’m am so sorry to hear this. Being recently diagnosed with Prostate Cancer myself I understand the shock and other reactions. I look forward to your posts and want to read many many more of them.
Duane
I’m very sorry to hear this BC. Remember you are much loved on this almost top 10,000 blog.
Schmendrick
Betty,
I wish I had a fraction of your talent for turning a phrase — but I won’t let my anxiety about saying the wrong thing prevent me from saying something. First let me say thank you for your very significant contributions to this place. As someone else said above, you are a bright spot in an ever-darkening world. May it be a comfort for you to know what a positive effect you have had on this den of jackals. I will finish by saying I would be very flattered to be considered part of your tribe.
coin operated
So sorry BC. Fuck Cancer
Honus
Love you Betty.
Betsy
FUCK
I am really angry and sorry about this news. I am pulling for you. You rock. I want you to get well and live forever. I am sorry you have to confront this. I am pulling for you. Everyone here is, I can feel it. I hope you know it and feel it.
ema
I am very sorry you have to deal with this! Wishing you the best, know that you are loved and treasured by all of us, and anything you need, just ask.
Nix Besser (fmr. steppy)
Betty,
First, fuck cancer. Second, I can’t believe how much I care about a person I know only through reading blog posts. You are an amazing writer and I get a little thrill when I see your byline, no matter what you are writing about. Third, I am going to send my best wishes every day to you (I don’t pray anymore, but that’s what I’m doing anyway). Let’s send the jackal energy to you and get you through it.
Love, Fred.
TMinSJ
God damn it.
I, like so many others in this thread, have a lot of experience with friends and family and cancer. My most hopeful story out of the bunch is my mother outliving her “less than 5 years” diagnosis by 20 years and dying of a heart attack just to be contrary. She didn’t try any trial treatments or anything like that, but she was a good patient and did whatever they told her to do as far as meds/chemo/radiation/doctor visits without fighting them (I would fight them). As mentioned already, every statistic has outliers. I hope you are an outlier, and if that is not in the cards, that you do get to vote against that giant ambulatory crinkly orange turd.
Thank you for fighting a good fight, virtually here with your delightfully entertaining, funny writing, and IRL in what I imagine as the republican hellscape of Florida.
Dallas Taylor
As a lurker since the days of Tim F, I’ve been reading your posts since forever. Of all the front-pagers, I always felt closest to you, or at least my mental ears always perked up for your posts, since I also was born and grew up in Florida (born Tampa, lived in Orlando, mostly; went to New College in the early ’90s). I even wondered how many degrees of separation there’d be, if we ever met, unlikely as that was since I moved to the PNW forever ago.
Anyhow, I have relatives with similar circumstance to yourself, so I know where you’re at, and I hope it stays as full of technicolor magic and overbrimming with life as I expect it does, and that, however long you have left, it’s as gorgeous and wonderful and poignant and satisfying as anybody could wish for. For whatever it’s worth, these dozen years plus you’ve reassured this Florida boy gone far away and never to return that the place isn’t all overrun by retirees and carpetbaggers, and the old ways are still alive, and I thank you for that, from the bottom of my heart.
BigHank53
Well, that fuckin’ blows. Stay as comfortable as you can. Cancer got both my parents and I expect there’s a bitty little cluster of cells already planning on fucking me up.
bjacques
Aw, dammit! Hoping you Beat The Reaper on this one. Someone very close to me got through non-Hodgkin’s Lymphoma that was indolent until it wasn’t, but is again. That was four years ago and the treatment for it has moved along quite a bit even in that short time. You always bring the salt and it will get you through, however you go.
NaijaGal
Oh Betty, I’m so sorry to hear this. Sending you every good wish.
NotMax
Hang in there. You know we’re all pulling for and supporting you. This Cracker don’t crumble.
Tehanu
So sorry to hear this. Don’t give up hope no matter how pessimistic the doctors are. They can be wrong.
Mr. Bemused Senior
Oh, BC. I’m so grateful to have been welcomed into this community of Jackals. I know all too well how difficult cancer treatment is, even when it works.
I wish you strength to survive the treatment and a successful outcome.
brantl
@zhena gogolia: For those of us that aren’t, that doesn’t do much, don’t applaud, send money!//
Zelma
I just want second what so many have said already: I teared up when I read your news just now and wish you all the best. You are a big reason why this place is so special. Wit and wisdom – an unbeatable combination.
K488
I usually don’t comment, but I’ve read this blog since the mid-oughts, and your words have been a part of my daily life since you hit the front page. My deepest support to you during this terrible, terrifying time. Getting to know a bit about you over the years, not to mention your priceless way with words, has been an honor.
Darkrose
Betty,
Sending good thoughts from Sacramento from Telesilla and me. Fuck cancer.
4D*hiker
Thanks for letting us know about such a private battle. You are loved and admired. Fight the good fight. We are all butter lambs in this life….
matt
Thinking good thoughts for you. I’ll never forget your Thanksgiving picture with the turkey leg, which approximates how I feel hearing the news about your health.
Kobe Kid
Joining all the other lurkers to say thank you for your words, wit, and wisdom.
Binky
Left Florida years ago and don’t care much about it, but you are one reason I still root for the damn place. Sending you positive thoughts and hopes that treatment goes well and is as minimally awful as possible.
becca
When you wrote about finding out your husband could juggle….. I laughed so hard I peed my pants. I am one of your biggest fans and wish you and yours the best. From the heart.
Comrade Nimrod Humperdink
Very sorry to hear this Betty. You’ve been one of my favorite voices on the interwebs for a long time now, so I’m poking my head out of the lurker cave to wish you good luck with your treatment. Take care of your people, and let them take care of you
seefleur
From this stranger to you, I am just so happy to have been able to read your wit and wisdom here. You are one of my favorite entities on this site among a clowder/pack of jackals. I can only send you my best – wishes, hopes – you have them, along with my virtual hugs (and this from someone who has personal space issues…) Keep on keeping on – we’re there for you in all our disheveled, discombobulated, but supportive manner.
tomtofa
As someone upthread said, people who don’t know you care about you. Just through what you show of yourself through your writing.
That’s about as good a success as life has to offer (well, along with having a great husband and daughter).
Something will get you eventually, but I hope it’s not this, and not for a long time.
The Very Reverend Crimson Fire of Compassion
I have come to know you in such a way through your writing that I can say the words “I love you” to someone I’ve met only in print. Thank you for sharing this moment of your life with us. May we prove worthy of it. You will be very much in my strange prayers, as you are in my heart.
Ceci7
Wishing you peace, Betty Cracker.
Fuck cancer.
SFAW
Betty –
I am heartbroken over this diagnosis. I always love reading your stuff. I am hopeful that the doctors will “earn their keep,” and find the right treatment(s) for you, so that after Joe Biden leaves office in January, 2029, you (and we) can write “that was some scary stuff in 2024; glad it’s behind me/us.”
Sending you love.
Chat Noir
Betty! Sending you as much positive energy as I can muster. I love your way with words and wish I could express my political views as clearly and as colorfully as you do. From your posts, I gather we are very close in age so it’s pretty jarring when one of my fellow Gen Xers is fighting a grave illness. I’m team Betty Cracker in your fight against cancer!
Valdivia
Sending Betty all the hugs and all the good vibes in the world
Danielx
Goddamnit.
I suspected and dreaded something.
This truly upsets me, though we have never met in person. You are a gifted, informative and acerbic writer and I believe you to be a highly kind and charitable person; the kind of person we need more in these parlous times.
Whatever positive thoughts are worth…
hitchhiker
Verklempt doesn’t begin to cover it right now.
fuck cancer. sideways and inside out. forever.
Robert A Savell
You’ve done a yeoman’s work here all these years. A massive thank you and love from all of us.
Lily
Hard to explain how a woman writing internet posts could become my favorite writer & then my reminder to get back to the wilderness, after she moved where gators and herons were loitering. I’m another one who loves you.
I quit twittr, but it’s Vinny Thomas, and doesn’t require log in for a laugh: https://x.com/vinn_ayy/status/1478611906025848834
Freemark
BC, thank you for all you have done and will do. We want you around to celebrate Kamala Harris’ victory over whatever heinous schlub the cult runs against her. Keeping you in my thoughts.
A Streeter
My sympathy and best wishes, Ms. Cracker. You are indeed a national treasure.
Hoppie
Best wishes, be proud of what you have done, happy for your life so far, and hopeful that you can beat the odds.
BQuimby
@Jeffg166: Online voting? I tend to get my ballot much earlier and can send it in…
@Jeffg166:
karen gail
It always hurts when I discover another person has discovered that they have cancer; have lost so many friends and family to that disease. The hardest part is and always has been those who end up suffering in pain because doctors can’t prescribe anything that might be addictive. Family member had pancreatic cancer and the side effects of morphine made the pain levels worse, doctor said heron would work without side effects but it is illegal. Then there are the “joys” of insurance companies who decide just what a person can or can’t have at that end of life time.
I hope that everyone could go the way my grandfather and sister-in-law did, quietly going to sleep with little or no pain.
Juliet
Betty, I was already reading BJ when I started reading you on your previous blog home. I was thrilled when you started writing here!!! You are funny and sincere and describe many attributes that I see in my extended family. Thank you thank you thank you and keep your chin up.
rebelsdad (aka texasboyshaun)
Oh, Betty, this is so sad to hear. You’re a fighter, so I have hope for you, but I can only imagine how difficult this news is. Thankfully you have your loved ones, 21st-century medicine, and a thousand jackals all rooting for you. Please take care of yourself, and thank you for everything you do here.
Ohio Mom
@karen gail: Something tells me the Cracker family will be very proactive and strategic in all aspects of Betty’s care.
trnc
Fucking hell! I’m sorry to hear about all of this, but thanks for letting us know. Hoping to see way more posts from you than you’re thinking about right now. I don’t believe in “miracles,” but I do believe in things that look like miracles.
Kayla Rudbek
Oh, Betty. I’m so sorry to see this, and I hope that you have as much luck as Mr. Rudbek (10+ years), my mother-in-law (30+ years) and I (3+ years) have had with our respective cancer diagnoses and treatments. And Fuck Cancer indeed!
laura
Oh how I wish I could blame a motherfucker for messing with Betty Cracker and her Salty Missives from the Swamp Lands. Shakes Fist in the general direction of motherfuckers.
mvr
Not much to say to this except to express my high regard for you work on this blog and my best wishes, both for having the treatment work so that you are among us for a good while and for having a decent standard of living while you are still among us. Also regards and concern for your family as I know this is tough on them too.
Peace & love back.
Joey Maloney
What awful news. Giant virtual hugs to you, Betty. I don’t know what else to say.
Embra
Augh.
A silver lining of a slow-moving disease like Fuck Cancer is that it gives us a chance to tell you how we’ve grown to love you through what you have shared of yourself in what you have written. You’ve made my world better for it. Thanks. I wish the best for you and your loved ones amongst whatever is coming.
Dr Daniel Price (Saint Vincent)
Fuckety fuck fuck fuck.
Pennsylvanian
@Highway Rob: So admire your condolences, a tough task.
Fake Irishman
I’m truly sorry to hear this Betty. A bunch of historians run a “twitter feed” for “LBJ” One if their better recent lines was that you didn’t really understand Texas unless you had both a deep love and snarling contempt for the state. Your writing really personifies that paradoxical duality for Florida.
danielx
@Danielx:
God I sounded pompous, but still in shock. All the best thoughts and wishes.
Fuck cancer, and Donald Trump too.
Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)
I’m so sorry Betty. This is awful news. Your posts have always been so thoughtful and informative. I hope your treatments are successful and you have many more years to spend with your family and all of us here at BJ. I’ll be keeping you in my thoughts
Robert C.
I rarely comment, but I read your posts so I figured I’d comment this time.
Best wishes on your journey, and give them hell.
prostratedragon
A little Rachmaninoff.
something fabulous
On Betty. I started reading this when I first got up, then went off to do some work to think of what possibly to say. So thank you on top of everything else for pinning this post for us lurkers to get up off our lurk– so thoughtful! I too was so excited to see you come on over from The Rump. All your posts, for me especially your wonderful parade o’ pooches, have been a light in some bad times as well as the good. I hope we can be some of that light back for you! Sending love and all secular-support-thoughts.
KRK
Thank you for sharing this terrible news with us and allowing us to shout a collective “NO!” to the universe.
Thank you also for your always thoughtful, often hilarious writing over the past decade-plus, both here and at the other place. Wishing you many more years to do more writing, or to never write another word if that’s what makes you happy. All the best to you and your loved ones.
KRK
Also, you know, fuck cancer.
Dangerman
Curiously, I have been reading here for more than a dozen years now so … you might be responsible that I chose to stay around these virtual parts.
My counsel? Live it to the max; get every last drop out of every motherfucking thing. That is how one fucks cancer; it wants to steal but give it the double barrel bird and take what you can.
Fuck cancer!
Snarlymon
There is really nothing I can say that has not been said before. You must know how you are loved and admired by the BJ community. As an atheist and cancer survivor, I’d like to say fuck cancer but I’ve really never found it attractive.
SectionH
@Jeffg166: I’d say All My Love to you, but when it’s Betty’s post, and I love her. uh? But dammit I still have all my love give again. So yeah all to you too.
piratedan
Since this is Betty’s sit down and adult talk with us the Jackaltariat, I am going to not read all the comments so I can maintain the illusion that this is just between us.
Betty, first of all thank you. You have helped make this place what it is and I hope that you fully understand what you mean to all of us. I’m sure that others have echoed this and I want to reiterate it that please do what you can for yourself first, for your family and know that we have your back in all things.
Planetjanet
Betty, I am so very sorry that you are dealing with this. I treasure your gift for writing that you have shared with us for so long. Sending my love.
Sourmash
I love your posts and I always know it’s you since your voice is so distinctive. Take care and know we are all in your corner!
The Pale Scot
@SiubhanDuinne:
Vachel Lindsay, Thank you, I had forgotten him
WereBear
I am so sorry to hear this news. But you have your attitude on straight and a lot of loving support.
It helps. Best.
Martin
Well, my 4th time trying to post something in here and I still don’t have words. I’m gutted. Nobody deserves cancer but some people *really* don’t deserve it. Fight like hell, Betty. You got a lot of people pulling for you.
Ruckus
@Martin:
No one deserves cancer. No One.
I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy if I had one. The amazing thing is that so many of us will have at least one version of it. And that if you get to be in the very large group that has it even once you know that it sucks indescribable things. Having it more than one time or one type is really life telling you something. I just haven’t figured out what that is.
Llelldorin
Best of luck with this, Betty. I wish I had the words—but yours have always been better than mine could ever be.
Unkown known
Your writing has been one of the regular rhythms in my life, and I say this as a rando who lives on the other side of the world. Balloon-juice is one of the places I routinely come back to over the years in my life, though I rarely comment anymore, and you have been the heartbeat of that.
So fuck cancer. It isn’t my place to tell you how to live with it, but drawing on my close relatives who work with suffering and illness professionally, it sounds like you are handling this as well as anyone humanly does… with all the strength and fragility that this implies.
VeniceRiley
This is like Molly Ivins, only 1000 times worse, because we shared her with everyone, and you’re just ours. Our special unguilty habit.
All my love to you, Betty, and the whole Cracker clan.
There is no replacement. No one can make me laugh, or gape in wonder at a turn of phrase, or blink at a shiny new coinage, quite like you can.
MMM
Damn
Liminal Owl
Betty, I’m so sorry. Hoping and praying for successful treatment (that is no more awful than absolutely necessary) and a full recovery . I love your posts and hope you’ll be gracing us with many, many more.
Don
That’s not what I wanted to hear this morning. I’ll second the DAMN! My medication does not cause suicidal thoughts. I have a suicidal plan. BC, I hope I can go out as peacefully as you. I hope you have longer. Peace.
TBone
Betty Cracker I hope this makes you laugh. Delightful snark.
https://archive.nytimes.com/well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/03/07/living-with-cancer-for-the-birds/
bystander
Thinking of our Betty with love and admiration.
Rachel Bakes
Betty, this was not the way the day was supposed to start! Thinking of you and yours. Sending all the healing and comforting, or kick-cancer’s ass thoughts your way. Your posts (and John’s ) are the ones my husband started reading out to me about 8 years ago to share the hysterical or wry humor with me. When I started visiting here myself it was largely to find more of the same. Thanks. My moneys on you.
Debbie(Aussie)
Gawd damn it! FUCK CANCER indeed.
I don’t really know what to say. I send you love, hugs and good vibes from more than half way around the world. What an amazing space this is. You, BC are one of the people who make it so, with your way with words and your wonderful sense of humour. It is said often here, why do the good die young when the truly evil keep going.
may you continue to find love and joy in the people around you, even here amongst your ‘tribe’. Good luck with your treatment!
🤗 Deb
pajaro
Betty,
I’m a longtime reader and most, a lurker here. Like so many hundreds of others, I have loved and been elevated by your writing. You have my very best wishes and my fondest hopes that you will beat the odds.
HeartlandLiberal
I have always loved your writing and commentary. Keep writing as long as you can. My wife and I love your Nom de Plume, Betty Cracker. We both wish you well.
tailfedders
First, thank you for so many valuable posts and cackle-inducing turns of phrase. Not only are you a great writer, you are brave and clear-eyed. Thank you for sharing this news. All the best thoughts for you and your family as you navigate the waters ahead.
Scuffletuffle
FUCK….AND FUCK CANCER!!!!!!
Hildebrand
I am so deeply and profoundly sorry.
This community, and more so than any other corner of the interwebs it is a community, is better for having got to know you through your writing.
You are brilliant, hilarious, and wise.
sixthdoctor
Thank you for sharing. Sending you best wishes.
pinacacci
Fuck cancer.
BRyan
@Hawes: This. So much this.
@Hawes:
Rileys Enabler
Traveling so my first post didn’t post – but coming in to see the waterfall of love and support; such a community you have helped to build here, all thoughts to recovery and restoration. BC, your news is sobering but I’m sending thoughts from halfway across the world. Thank you for the years of belly laughs and butter lambs. I am hoping you have all the time you wish to have, and feel as strong as you need to see it all through. Kick ass, BC. You are a blessing.
Patricia Kayden
Sending healing vibes your way, Betty!! Thank you for your snark and wit. Much love!!
Ella in New Mexico
#580 likely means you won’t see this but fuck it. What a fucking unfair thing to happen to you. Fuck cancer doesn’t say enough how arbitrarily it attacks so many good people and yet so many awful, destructive hateful ones seem to elude it.
You and your goodness matter to the world, Betty. Fight like hell and embrace everything you love until you simply can’t. Lets us all help if you need it.
Survive and thrive and beat the odds wonderful Betty. 💕
Cheryl Rofer
Dear Betty (I mean the adjective sincerely): I am so sorry to hear this. I hope your treatment is effective and not too difficult. I appreciate your posts and snark. Take care.
NickM
Betty – I’m really sorry to hear this. I’ve been enjoying your writing since the Rumproast days I don’t know how long ago. There are a lot of people rooting for you. Sending best wishes.
zhena gogolia
@Ella in New Mexico: I think she said she’s going to read all the comments.
aaron
Well, shit.
Delurking for the first time in over a decade to let you know that I am sending lots of love and positive vibes to you and your family. Hoping that you will continue to fight and write for many more years to come. As many rando lurkers have said before me (more eloquently), your words inspire more joy, light and insight around the world than any of us will ever know.
It is my fervent hope that you will successfully BEAT this dastardly disease (fuck cancer)… I wish I had better words.
Love you, Betty.
Dog Mom
I am as usual late to commenting – and this time have few words other than ‘Thank you’ for all your posts and comments. Wishing you all the good as the others above have said and don’t hesitate to let us know how to help.
Helena Montana
Oh, damn. Damndamndamndamndamn. I have loved your writing for years and you are an inspiration to me. I send all my love and positive thoughts and best wishes and am praying that the trickster god backs off his mischief just this once and does something nice for a change.
baquist
Came late to this post, so you probably wont see this. But you are a shining light here and are deeply loved. Wishing you all the best – good healing vibes your way, and may you be the exception. If you need anything we can provide, please don’t hesitate to say.
Much love your way.
catbirdman
I love all your posts here, especially the ones about birds and other wonders of nature. Sending all good vibes and love.
Randal Sexton
Im a lurker here – You are one of the reasons I read this blog. I am wishing you the best luck in beating this thing, or having as much grace as you can in dealing with it.
I have always enjoyed your writing, photos, ideas and attitude.
I am sending you thru the ether the best thoughts and notions of my heart.
divF
Add me to the rest of the community in giving you whatever appreciation / plaudits / support that I can.
Your voice is one that I always look forward to.
Yarrow
Oh, Betty. You are the best and this is such awful news. I’m so sorry you are having to deal with this. Fuck Cancer.
Thank you so much for all your posts here and elsewhere before. Your writing is just so good. I have always appreciated your posts, from your hilarious stories to your insightful political commentary. You’ve got such a way with words and really know how to cut through the bullshit. Your appreciation for the Florida you love, despite the frustration of watching it turn red, shines through so often. It’s nice you and your husband can enjoy your swampy paradise. May you have years and years to come of that.
Sending peace and love and thanks for all you’ve written here
SomeRandomGuy
I’ll express the wish of many others: I don’t know you well, and you don’t know me well, but, like the ancient Greeks, I recognize when any human is in a battle with a universal enemy. I’d wish you the best, and hope you find hope and peace as needed, and find happiness and joy while you can.
And while I don’t know you well, I can see that people care, and that, in itself, matters – you’re well loved, and that’s not nothing.
As for atheists in foxholes, even in my youth I realized the idea that belief will save you is nonsense. I already saw too many soi disant Christians who I knew were falling into the trap of “we can do ANYTHING, and we’ll be forgiven. In fact, we’ve already been forgiven ALL of our sins!”
I’m sure you can guess, those folks tend to feel that a few more sins more or less isn’t going to hurt, right?
I’d far rather share a community with a person who wants to do right, and has a kind heart, than a Fundy Jesus supporter. If the public school needs help, kindly hearts will help; we have all seen that when Fundy Jesus supporters try to ‘help’ schools, it’s invariably to bear false witness regarding the ‘sexualizing’ of children. Fuckers don’t even follow their own commandments.
(Don’t tell me about your special Jesus friend who helps schools, unless it’s pronounced “hey-soos” and he’s a worker or volunteer at the school. Seriously: of course I know there are good Christians who want to feed the hungry, shelter the needy, and to visit the sick and imprisoned, and whose only concern about schools is making sure they’re teaching the three-Rs and students are coming away with a good, general, HS diploma; but you gotta admit, the loudmouths make it sound much worse… right?)
Um. Where was I? Right. I do hope you find peace and happiness as needed. Be well, and as best as you can, be happy.
(You also, as always, have my full permission to ignore that random fellow you met on the internet :-).)
MazeDancer
Dear Betty,
You are the embodiment of it is not how long one goes, it is how deep.
You see stuff, feel stuff, and express it so well. You have bettered countless lives already.
Your duty to the rest of us mere mortals is done.
But…
As you enter the insane land of health crisis, there is no doubt your insights can help others. But you don’t have to. You already served, my friend. You get free ride for – we hope – many, many more years to come.
Trying to figure out what I can offer from being in a long-term health situation, can only advise: Figure out a way people can be in touch. A link in the side bar. A referral to bsky. Something.
People want to hug you, if you will allow it. Doesn’t have to be acknowledged. Just let people do it.
Isolation is no fun. It is not weakness to let the stiff upper lip smile. It is yet another service to others.
So, I will try to find cute dog memes to send, waiting for the way you would like folks to be in touch.
Ida Slapter
As I’m nearly the 600th commenter, I’ll say FUCK CANCER, fight hard, and keep doing what you’re doing. We’re with you all the way.
owlbrick
Everyone else has already said better what I would want to say, but I just wanted to reach out and say thank you for your clear eyed commentary on every kind of thing, up to and including this. Your words have been a breath of fresh air in this age, and I wish you and your family the kindest hope that these coming days will be as kind and gentle as possible.
delurker
Shine on, Write on, Fight on, Master Wordsmith.
With much appreciation,
Kate in Oregon
Captain C
Betty, I hope you’re one of the ones who beats the median, maybe winds up in the top percentile (with a good quality of life). Your writing is amazing and we’re lucky to have you here.
Sherparick
I am so sorry to learn of your tough break. Know we are all with you in this fight & keeping you in our thoughts. With all my heart I hope you pull through and that your suffering is endurable. You and your family take care.
Also, fuck cancer.
Kate
Betty – I’m yet another decade-plus lurker who adores your writing. You are an absolute treasure, and I was so very sad to hear this news. If anyone can beat this disease, I know it will be you. I wish you all the peace and happiness, and hope you are spending time enjoying your swamp, dogs, and family!
Lynn Dee
Betty, no no no. I’m another long-time lurker, occasional poster who adores your writing and hearing about your life on the edge of the swamp. And like others here, I’m in tears at your news and your beautiful piece. I’m glad (not surprised – you’re Betty!) that your plans include heading right into treatment and looking to join the ranks of those who survive their prognoses by many years. I’m counting on that too for you.
Meanwhile, hear hear: fuck cancer.
Angua
My heart is breaking for you, your family, and for all of us who love you. You are the brightest light on the interwebs for me and I have loved your posts on pink birds and alligators and the magnificent swamp. I wish you successful treatment and a bearable summer of treatment. Thank you for being you and for letting the rest of us cherish you.
MaryRC
So sorry to hear your news, Betty. My best wishes go out to you and your family. I love your humor and everything that you write and post, especially about life on the swamp (not to mention the cultural and political swamps that we’re living in). Wishing you the best possible outcome.
RAM
Well, this blows. Big time.
lgerard
I understand you are not spiritual. I’m not either.
I’m still saying a small prayer for you
An onymous
Regular reader since Bush vs Kerry days but never commented. Wish you the best Betty. You are one of the best writers I have come across, political or otherwise. Your humor is sharp, your language is wicked, and you have your heart in the right place. Many things happening in medicine today. You have a fighting chance.
Misterpuff
This terrible to hear. Many of my days have been brightened by Betty Cracker’s posts.
I have been online since the 90s but the political blogs were where I felt most energized. I started at DailyKOS, dabbled at Atrios’ site but gravitated to Cole’s blog (post his Damascus Moment) and lurked for a while. When I finally took the plunge and started commenting, BC was the first FPer to quote me and for me that was a high honor.
I have felt at home here, amongst friends I wouldn’t recognize if I met IRL, but are distinctive and memorable and caring and BC is a big part of that.
I’m an old, so I know things change and our bodies are frail and wear out but Betty Cracker will be missed.
dp
Betty, you have to get better, because you’re the only Florida Gators fan I like! Seriously, best wishes and thoughts for you, and I hope for the best.
Jane2
Oh Betty, that’s very tough news. Will continue to enjoy your humour and observations and swamp critter pics for as long as you are able.
The Return of Mo Salad
Well, fuckballs.
seaboogie
Betty, this is a really lousy way to go all TBogg units here…I love the brio of your writing and you are one of my “elevator people” – people I would thoroughly enjoy being stuck in an elevator with. (I was actually stuck in an elevator with a zesty old woman). It’s good to know that your head and heart are in the right place for this experience, and that you know how much you are loved and cherished. Big hug to you.
LifeInTheBonusRound
I am inexplicably watching a video on how to make a butter lamb, and vowing to make it next year.
jnfr
I just learned this news from Cole’s feed on Xitter, and I am so sorry to this, Betty. You are always one of the greatest joys of hanging out in this space.
I will continue to wish for the best, that you can have as much time in as good shape as possible. That’s what I would hope for all of us.
Denali5
Just was too upset to write until now. You are in another Betty’s heart with your courage and spirit. Your writing has spoken to so many of us. You have such a gift. Please be good to yourself, and know that so many are with you. I have had breast cancer, as have many of my friends. There really are new treatments coming along now. But of course, fuck cancer.
Manyakitty
@narya: was just going to recommend that.
Betty C., holding you and your people in all the love and light.
Fuck cancer.
Sis
Just wanted to add my voice to those who are saying that what can be done these days is near-miraculous. A friend of my sister’s is in her fifth year of survival after a Stage-4 diagnosis due to the therapies available. Sending you a virtual hug; I’ll be thinking of you and your family as you deal with this. And fuck cancer!
Gary Trauner
Betty – I’m a lurker on this site but read it every day. It gave me comfort while running for fed office in the reddest state in the country (WY) – you guys even supported me in my runs. I can honestly say you are my favorite front-pager. Your wit and insight always provided a laugh and info at the same time. A rare talent.
Anyhoo (to parrot one of your “go to” starters), I’m wishing you the best and sending positive vibes your way. I wish you strength, courage and peace 🙏🏼
Gary Trauner
chbnna
Betty, so sorry to hear the news. It sucks to have to go through that but if you’re anything like me the fight and process will be what keeps you going but it was the quiet moments that were overwhelming for me during my fight with cancer. I hope that you remember us during those times and that you can fill your thoughts with knowing that so many people love you and your amazing wit.
CatHairEverywhere
I am a longtime lurker- found the blog during the 1st Obama campaign- and even though I seldom comment, I read every post. BC, I have always enjoyed your writing and quote you often. I am so sorry to read about this diagnosis (fuck cancer!) and hope that the treatment knocks it out.
Eljai
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve quoted one of your memorable bon mots to my friends and family. I think Cole said something once that he wasn’t one to pray but he did believe in the power of good thoughts (loosely paraphrasing here). Surrounding you with infinite good thoughts.
Gretchen
You’ve given me such joy over the years reading your wonderful posts, and especially the crazy turns of phrase that could only come from you. You’re a unique talent and we love you.
Ms. Deranged in AZ
Betty, I can’t imagine a world without your wit in it. Fuck cancer. You are very much loved.
kalakal
All the hugs in the world to you and yours.
Fuck cancer
Bobby Thomson
Oh, Betty. You are one of my favorite positive forces on the internet and a moral compass. We all love you.
ReneeW
Oh, Betty — so very sorry to hear this news. I’ve enjoyed your wisecracking, smart-assed observations for years now. Finding the grim humor in our perilous, fycked up and beyond bullshit times is truly a gift, and as a fellow southerner, your posts and comments have lifted my spirits time and time again. We all love you, girl — hang in there and know that we got you. And yes, now more than ever, fuck that mofo cancer!!!
polyorchnid octopunch
I am so so sorry to hear this, Betty. I’ve always enjoyed your posts here. All the best.
Sarah Wenk
Thinking of you, as I do so often.
Elie
Oh Nooooo —
I am sending you deepest affection and respect, Betty C. I don’t write in much anymore so missed what was happening to you. Many apologies to someone I think the world of —
I will keep up and keep you in my heart —
badgirl
I am a longtime lurker and your posts are always must reads for me. The way you can turn a phrase is delightful. I lost my husband to an aggressive cancer 18 months ago, but I have no good advice for you or your family besides seize the day! Also, too fuck cancer!
DanF
ah man … I’m so sorry Betty. Love your posts on BJ and loved to interact with you on Twitter before I had to abandon the hellsite. I hope you beat this and are around for a lot longer to enjoy more cocktails in your Florida swamp. hugs
Ruckus
Betty
First, I hesitated to post this but I think it helps to discuss cancer with others who’ve had it.
I don’t know what cancer you have and I’m not asking. But 4 out of the 5 people in my family had different cancers and I’m one of them. My cancer treatment was 45 days – that’s 9 weeks M-F, I laid in a very fancy Xray machine and got zapped. I hear that the time has been shortened to 12 days. It wasn’t that bad, just less than fun. But that was over 10 yrs ago and it hasn’t come back. Hopefully you are still in the treatable stage like I was.
PapDad/TadoDad
Faithful lurker catching up from a few days of life intruding, feeling gutted by this. A few other people have commented of feeling like certain people are friends, even if they only know them online, and you are certainly one of these people to me. Sending you peace and good thoughts and the most positive energy I can muster. Beat this thing.
Antonius
Shit. Fail to drop in for a few days and this news comes in.
I’m very sorry Betty. Here’s looking for you to beat the odds and stay with us for a long time to come.
David B
Dear Betty – I have always loved reading your posts. I grew up in Ft. Pierce during the 60s and 70s before Florida became so built up and crazy. You are someone I would love to have a beer with and talk about Old Florida and our favorite MAGA ladies and gentlemen. Take care and let me know when we can have that beer.
JAM
I’m so sorry that you have to go through this. I have no cancer wisdom to share but can I just say you are the funniest writer on this blog and everyone would miss you terribly if you stopped writing here, and I hope you get well soon.
Elroys Lunch
Just added to the GoFundMe bucket. I’ve been lurking since John was listed under “Conservative Bloggers” (Pre Terri Schiavo) and your voice has always been right and true. Be well.
dkinPa
Oh, so sorry to hear this, Betty. I hope the treatments go well for you. You have an amazing attitude and I know that will help pull you through. In the meantime, fuck cancer!
Ruckus
I’ve had cancer. More than one kind.
Five days a week for 9 weeks, lay in a machine and get zapped. That was internal organ cancer. As of now it is all gone.
Also had skin cancer, SPF 55 slathered on regularly was not good enough when I worked in professional sports, outdoors 8-9 months a year. The number of things I got zapped off – I lost count. I only wear long sleeve shirts and wide brimmed hats when I’m outside any more.
We all are at risk, at least now it can be found and very often can be removed.
donnah
Hey, BC. I saw the terrible news John posted on twitter and it hit me like a ton of bricks. It knocked me down. We never met in person, but I’ve read your posts even before John started Balloon Juice, but I’ve forgotten the blog name now. Anyway, I consider you to be an online soul sister and I want you to remember that kingfishers are ferocious and they are tough and they never give up.
And I love you.
Donna