Okay, this post is really about pushing those hideous deplorables in the previous post below the fold.
Dog Meets Owner At Door In Desperate Attempt To Get Ahead Of Diarrhea-Rug Scandal https://t.co/Gb6mFj5389 pic.twitter.com/VAuEsyhazy
— The Onion (@TheOnion) July 30, 2018
But this Onion tweet’s got it all, doesn’t it? A naughty dog, a household item ruined by a pet calamity and a whiff (har) of scandal? It’s like the Balloon Juice trifecta. Open thread!