While returning home from Alabama, I had lunch in a rural Florida Panhandle town. I was traveling alone and had spotty cell service, so I bought a local fish wrap to read while dining on scrumptious collards, field peas and fried cabbage.
The police report was the most amusing section. There was an account of the theft of a papillon doggie, which was dyed black (except for the face) by the thief and then returned otherwise unharmed to its yard. The police report noted that the owner said, “We know who done it.”
But there was no proof, so no charges were filed.
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