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A Closet Case Gives Some Advice

by @heymistermix.com|  November 20, 20246:28 pm| 106 Comments

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Jesus Fucking Christ:

Now-former Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) and Vice President-elect JD Vance were making the rounds on Capitol Hill Wednesday, meeting with Senate Republicans who, understandably, seem to be struggling to suppress their gag reflex when considering Gaetz’s attorney general nomination.

Their meeting with Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) was (it appears) a particular success for the incoming Trump administration. The longtime Donald Trump defender and South Carolina senator came out of that meeting with a new talking point for his colleagues to latch onto, if they so choose: the allegations against Gaetz are unproven, regardless of what is in the House Ethics Committee’s report.

“I fear the process surrounding the Gaetz nomination is turning into an angry mob, and unverified allegations are being treated as if they are true. I have seen this movie before,” Graham, who is the ranking Republican on the Senate Judiciary Committee, said in a statement following the meeting.

“After years of being investigated by the Department of Justice, no charges were brought against Matt Gaetz. This is something we should all remember,” Graham said. “I would also urge my colleagues to go back to a time-tested process, receive relevant information, and give the nominee a chance to make their case as to why they should be confirmed. This standard — which I have long adhered to — has served the Senate and country well.”

“This process will not be a rubber stamp nor will it be driven by a lynch mob,” he concluded.

Can someone please out this piece of shit motherfucker before he retires?

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Groups, Etc.

by @heymistermix.com|  November 20, 20243:56 pm| 218 Comments

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In the comments on my last post, there were the beginnings of a discussion on “groups” (a.k.a. “special interest groups”).  If you want the background on this, Jon Favreau and Ezra Klein got into it last week on Pod Save America.   The example that is being batted around is that the ACLU questionnaire for candidates in 2019 had a question about taxpayer funded gender-affirming care for trans prisoners.  Harris answered the question affirmatively and she was pummeled in the campaign over that.  Biden (wisely) skipped that question.

Adam Jentlesen apparently wrote a NYT Op-Ed over the weekend saying that Democrats need to learn to say no to these groups.  On the podcast, Favreau noted that it wasn’t uncommon for the Obama Administration to say no to groups, either.  Josh Marshall also weighed in on this a couple of times yesterday and today.  (Those are gift links which might or might not work.)

Anyway, whether or not the 2019 ACLU answer got Harris in trouble, there’s a big difference between noting that perhaps Democrats listen to groups too much in general, and whether the Harris campaign failed because it listened to them too much in particular.  I think anyone who was paying attention and wants to make an honest case can’t argue that the Harris campaign catered to groups to an extreme.  In fact, I’d say they studiously avoided what they considered extreme positions from the groups.  There was almost zero discussion of the trans issue, Harris hardly mentioned her identity as a black woman, and Walz in particular was almost muzzled at the debate, and was clearly over-prepped by consultants who thought the way forward was to make common ground with Vance.

Josh Marshall uses the example of gay marriage and how that might have cost Democrats the 2004 election, while also noting that most mainstream Dems came out for civil unions instead, which I’ll note didn’t do us a shit bit of good, electorally.  Those who hated the notion of two people getting married also hated the notion of them living together under a state-sanctioned contract.  And, twenty years later, it’s hard to imagine the end of gay marriage, though there are 6 sharia law judges in DC who I’m sure are imagining it as we speak.

So now we’re in a similar spot with trans rights.  I don’t see how running away from treating trans folk with basic human dignity gets us anywhere.  This issue goes beyond the desires of a special interest group:  there’s just no percentage in throwing away the rights of a minority under siege in a completely ineffective effort to appease the unappeasable.

So, where I’m left is wondering exactly what the “centrist” Democrats who are saying that anti-trans stuff sunk our battleship want us to do?  I mean, yeah, they’re frustrated, because it’s a huge distraction.  But what’s the alternative other than supporting trans rights the same way that our party has supported gay rights, black rights, hispanic rights and women’s rights?  Another way of looking at it:  Biden was right to avoid answering that stupid ACLU question, but he would be very, very wrong if he abandoned trans Americans.  The issue isn’t “groups” — it’s basic human rights.

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Here’s What They Did and Here’s Why They Did It

by @heymistermix.com|  November 20, 20241:06 pm| 233 Comments

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Dealing with Malignant Narcissists is Hard

by @heymistermix.com|  November 20, 202410:14 am| 168 Comments

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Nancy Mace is a terrible, malignant narcissist.  Her gleeful campaign against newly-elected openly trans Rep Sarah McBride is an attempt to become the main character in a caucus of main characters.  Steve M:

They like winning. They like punching down. They like rallying their voters with manufactured rage, and they really like the votes and money they get as a result.

And most of their voters aren’t really angry either. You can see that at Trump rallies. It was very obvious at the 2020 boat parades, which, by definition, were attended by Trump supporters who were quite well off. […]

What’s the point of the Trump presidency? They’re happy. We’re miserable. That’s the whole point.

Sarah McBride’s response is interesting [sign-in required link*]:

House Democrats then had to have their leadership elections for the next term. The same lawmaker told NOTUS that before the elections started, several Democrats across the ideological spectrum approached McBride to tell her they would support her however they could.

The congresswoman-elect, the lawmaker said, reiterated that Republicans’ messaging was a “distraction” and that this isn’t “her first rodeo” dealing with anti-trans rhetoric.

Another House Democrat said they’ve personally talked “extensively” with McBride and “she doesn’t want to be seen as a victim.”

“She wants us to focus on the work we’re going to do and she nobly is saying, ‘Yes, dismiss it, but also … we got work we need to to do, don’t forget that,’ and that’s what she’s telling a lot of members,” the Democrat said.

From the same piece, I also like Rep. Jim McGovern’s response:

Democratic Rep. Jim McGovern, ranking member of the House Rules Committee, said Mace’s bill was “disappointing” and that he was “not going to react to every single crazy thing these people do.”

When asked if Democrats should respond if Mace’s bill were added to the rules package next year, McGovern, right on cue, said, “I don’t want to waste all my time talking about the shit that they’ve put forward on an hourly basis.”

I hope Sarah McBride’s strategy works in this specific instance.  Like most narcissist bullies, Mace will dial it up to 12 when she doesn’t get the attention she wants from her target.  And other shitbirds who see the attention Mace is getting will get into the act (as MTG has already done.)

In general, the “right” way to respond to malignant narcissists who hold power over us is never easy or clear.  Not rising to every piece of bait is good general advice, especially since Steve Bannon’s tactic of flooding the zone with shit is in full effect, as evidenced by the latest clown car of appointments.  Still, we want lower information folks to understand the hate and stupidity inherent in the coming administration.

Related to this, here’s Molly Jong-Fast on her strategy to deal with the next Trump administration and not get as distracted as she was during the first.

* This link goes to a site called notus.org which is a site funded by the former publisher of Politico.  It seems like a training ground for Politico journalists, and from what I can tell, basically a bunch of interns going around covering Capitol Hill.  You need a free sign-in to read it.

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Crabs In The Bucket

by Betty Cracker|  November 20, 20249:04 am| 197 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Open Threads, Politics

Since the election, I’ve mostly tried to keep my hot takes to myself, which is why I’m usually posting about flooded rivers, birds and turtles these days. Not only are hot takes unreliable by definition, they tend to be based on the hot takers’ priors and often seem designed to air grievances more than enlighten. Josh Marshall described the pitfalls of recriminations in a recent post (gift link):

[B]eing anti-recriminations, whatever that might mean, doesn’t or shouldn’t mean people shouldn’t try to figure out what was done right or wrong, criticize whoever needs to be criticized… [I]n the desolation of a really, really hard defeat, a very consequential one, people shouldn’t rush in to take shots at the folks they’ve always had it in for, using the devastation less as a wound to overcome than an opportunity for the old score-settling.

Aside from hard feelings, another danger is that hostility among people shut out of power can devolve into crab bucket politics, where no one gets ahead because the outgroups perceive politics as a zero-sum game and pull down anyone else who appears to make progress. That’s doing the authoritarians’ work for them.

History and the present reality in the U.S. and around the world are instructive here. One thing we know is that modern authoritarians tend to hollow out democracies while leaving the trappings in place so they can claim legitimacy. That’s the situation in Hungary, where Viktor Orbán’s party holds elections but creates hurdles that make challenges to their rule insurmountable.

That was also the reality of the Jim Crow South, where authoritarian state governments regularly held elections but disenfranchised eligible voters and used terrorism and other tactics to squelch dissent to ensure one party’s monopoly on power.

I think most of us would agree the incoming right-wing kleptocracy intends to establish an authoritarian government. Oligarchic wealth is one lever of control they’ll use. I read somewhere that Musk has threatened to fund primaries against any Repubs who don’t roll over for Trump II.

He probably won’t have to spend much since pretty much anyone with a spine or a conscience has already been expelled from that party. But if the kleptocracy wants to maintain the imprimatur of legitimacy with future elections, it will take some time to demoralize, persecute and hollow out the political will of the non-Republican majority.

So, we’re in a race against the clock to stop the oligarchs from entrenching power permanently. In other words, we don’t really have time to squabble among ourselves. That’s my hot take.

Open thread.

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Late Night Open Thread: RazzleKhan’t

by Anne Laurie|  November 20, 20244:24 am| 33 Comments

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Razzlekhan, crypto’s most embarrassing rapper, is going to prison – https://www.theverge.com/2024/11/18/24299934/razzlekhan-crypto-bitfinex-hack-heather-morgan

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— The Verge (@verge-poster.bsky.social) November 18, 2024 at 5:33 PM

Remember the self-styled ‘Crocodile of Wall Street‘, and her considerably more competent Russian emigre partner? (Back in 2022, we had leisure to contemplate criminals who weren’t actually part of the government.) The Washington Post has an update on Heather “Lookit MEEE!” Morgan and her husband, Ilya “Dutch” Lichtenstein:

To the internet, she’s a rapper named Razzlekhan who styled herself as the “Crocodile of Wall Street” and claimed to have more pizzazz than Genghis Khan.

But to prosecutors, she’s one half of the “bitcoin Bonnie and Clyde” duo behind a crypto heist involving buried gold coins, Ukrainian and Russian money mules, and the single-largest asset seizure in Justice Department history.

Heather Rhiannon Morgan, who moonlighted as Razzlekhan, was sentenced in federal court Monday to 18 months in prison for helping her husband launder some of the 120,000 bitcoins — now worth billions of dollars — that he admitted to stealing from global exchange Bitfinex in 2016. Her husband, Ilya “Dutch” Lichtenstein, was sentenced Thursday to five years in prison after pleading guilty to conspiring to launder money, a charge that carries a prison sentence of up to 20 years.

Morgan had pleaded guilty to charges of money laundering and conspiring to defraud the United States, which each carry up to five-year prison terms.

Although Lichtenstein said he was solely responsible for the theft, the case received unusual attention because of Morgan’s dichotomous online presence as a businesswoman with an email marketing company and a rapper who described her work as “horror-comedy with a splash of weird allure.” Netflix commissioned a documentary series about the duo soon after their arrest…

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Morgan’s lawyer has said she developed her entertainer alter-ego to cope during a difficult time in her life. Her portrayal in the media, her attorney said in court Monday, ruined her reputation, subjected her to an “avalanche” of hateful messages and made her seem like the central player of the scheme, even though she learned about the theft after the fact and became an accomplice only to protect her husband…

The value of the stolen bitcoin increased from $71 million in 2016 to an estimated $4.5 billion when Lichtenstein and Morgan were arrested in 2022. Some of the funds were converted into gold coins that Morgan buried or laundered using thousands of small-sum transactions and accounts with fake names, among other methods, prosecutors have said.

Law enforcement seized much of the stolen bitcoin at the time of the arrest. About 96 percent of the funds have been recovered, one of Lichtenstein’s attorneys said at his sentencing…

Lichtenstein, an entrepreneur who founded multiple businesses, experimented with smaller-scale hacking and financial fraud before stealing from Bitfinex, prosecutors said.

Lichtenstein and Morgan married in 2019. Lichtenstein told her about the theft the next year and asked for help concealing the proceeds, according to court filings.

The pair embarked on a massive and meticulous scheme to liquidate the money using some of the most complicated money laundering techniques IRS agents said they’d seen to date, prosecutors said. In one example described by prosecutors, Lichtenstein used trips to Kazakhstan and Ukraine to receive debit cards and other documents tied to foreign bank accounts that were registered to money mules and sold on cybercriminal forums or in dark-net markets — e-commerce platforms that traffic in illegal goods…

At his sentencing hearing, Lichtenstein apologized for his actions, asking that any prison time given to Morgan be reassigned to him and offering his skills to help other businesses prevent cybercrime.

“My goal is to stop more crime than I have perpetrated,” Lichtenstein told Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly of the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia…

As a commentor said on my (first) post about this duo, “The writers of this timeline should be fired and escorted out to the parking lot by security.”

(A bunch of Razzlekhan videos still seem to be available on YouTube. I personally chose not to watch.)

NEW: Netflix is releasing a documentary next month about Ilya Lichtenstein and Heather “Razzlekhan” Morgan called Biggest Heist Ever. It covers the story of the duo who hacked Bitfinex for 120,000 Bitcoin, now worth over $11 billion. pic.twitter.com/JrD2zt10LA

— DΛVID (@DavidShares) November 20, 2024

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Freddie, the Greatest Rescue Dog in the World

by Soonergrunt|  November 19, 202410:49 pm| 60 Comments

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Today is the 2nd Anniversary of Freddie coming home from the Rescue. He was so thin and his fur so matted and he was sick, and we got him for a $100 donation instead of the usual fee of $400 they charge people in our income bracket because they said the vet bills would be horrible, and we honestly didn’t think he’d make it but we thought we’d give him a home for as long as we could, and it turned out wonderfully (moreso for us than him, I suspect).
He still gets coughing fits (he had kennel cough when we got him) occasionally, and he still hides food sometimes, but my wife can’t sit for more than two minutes without him snuggling up to her.
Owning a pet is not for everyone, but it’s the right thing for us.
If you are thinking about getting a pet, please get a Rescue.
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