Oh shit I didn’t even account for the fact that they’re wearing camouflage uniforms!!!! — Mike Black (@MikeBlack114) March 13, 2022 There are genuinely earnest, hapless Leeeroy Jenkins volunteers, stumbling into a situation where their prime usefulness will be as hostages. There are war tourists, eager to pad their resumes and their Instagrams with tales …
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“Excuse me, if my tax dollars paid for those flat-screen TVs they bulk-purchased to sell to underpaid military families at a discount, I have a right to know about it!”
— Gary Legum (@GaryLegum) March 14, 2022
Those aren’t US vehicles. You literally can’t even tell the difference between U.S. military equipment and Polish so maybe you shouldn’t be sneaking around acting like you know what the fuck you’re doing.
— Fred Wellman (@FPWellman) March 14, 2022
POV: you’re an American soldier on a completely non-controversial forward deployment in Poland pic.twitter.com/SrvjzRiarN
— sneer¿ (@TheSneerReview) March 14, 2022
(everyone dunk on Tracey for being dumb is quickly becoming my favorite kind of twitter)
— Mike Black (@MikeBlack114) March 14, 2022
There should be WAV file that plays the Pink Panther theme song when you scroll through Michael Tracey’s twitter feed of “war reporting.” https://t.co/aTU3CmPjYR
— Jeff Nichols?????? (@backwards_river) March 14, 2022
Huff-y!
Here’s an absolute genius who thinks some Pentagon PR release from over a month ago should suffice as an explanation for what the US military is currently doing in close proximity to an active warzone https://t.co/aHOLjMFkEa
— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) March 14, 2022
Gerry Doyle, the “Global News Desk editor” for Reuters, says all information needed about current US military operations can be acquired from Pentagon press releases. A candid admission — thanks, Gerry https://t.co/EyI8rqSkAH
— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) March 14, 2022
Washington Post journalist says reporting on US military activities in close proximity to an active warzone is just like… claiming fraud in the 2020 election? These people are absolute lunatics https://t.co/Ivu2xX2MNY
— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) March 14, 2022
I can’t breathe
(there is some prime content in the replies as well) https://t.co/Z9FtAHgRcH
— Mike Black (@MikeBlack114) March 14, 2022
god it’s hilarious how Michael Tracey demands people take him seriously pic.twitter.com/WqWkusNMB3
— Sharon ????? ?? ?? ??? (@Sharon_Kuruvila) March 14, 2022
On a scale of “taking pictures in Kurt Eichenwald’s closet of his socks during an estate sale” to “getting your ass beat by an elderly Black woman,“ this is about a 3 on the “Michael Tracey is one sad-ass motherfucker” rating system. https://t.co/5XTLP2VFdg
— TBogg (@tbogg) March 14, 2022
Waiting for that schadenfreudelcious feeling I get bc I am SURE we will soon see @mtracey getting faced down in mud by Polish Military Police and arrested for Espionage on behalf of Russia! Stay tuned! https://t.co/Nd89unpm4S
— Malcolm Nance (@MalcolmNance) March 14, 2022
Worse, they’ll send Maxine Waters.
— Biscuit Rogers (@BiscuitRogers) March 14, 2022