Derp.
Mike Huckabee — who is concerned that Barack Obama is, like, totally blackity blackity black black,y’all, was born in Kenya, and wasn’t a “traditional” American with the Rotary Clubs and the Kiwanis Clubs and the other stuff — is now downright concerned that Natalie Portman’s crotchfruit will be born a bastard, because apparently people still give a shit about that sort of nonsense:
Appearing on the Michael Medved Show, Huckabee had this to say Portman:
You know Michael, one of the things that’s troubling is that people see a Natalie Portman or some other Hollywood starlet who boasts of, ‘Hey look, you know, we’re having children, we’re not married, but we’re having these children, and they’re doing just fine.’ But there aren’t really a lot of single moms out there who are making millions of dollars every year for being in a movie. And I think it gives a distorted image that yes, not everybody hires nannies, and caretakers, and nurses. Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can’t get a job, and if it weren’t for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care. And that’s the story that we’re not seeing, and it’s unfortunate that we glorify and glamorize the idea of out of children wedlock.
You know, right now, 75 percent of black kids in this country are born out of wedlock. 61 percent of Hispanic kids — across the board, 41 percent of all live births in America are out of wedlock births. And the cost of that is simply staggering.
So let me get this straight. The Huckster is concerned about the colored kids born out of wedlock, but at the same time wants to force all women to have babies should they become pregnant through rape, contraception failure, a mistake, or rampant sluttery, and then he has the temerity to lament the poor uneducated and unemployed status of the zombie babymakers single moms while at the same time preaching abstinence only.
How has his head not exploded from cognitive dissonance?
Here are some choice quotes from Huckster. Gather round, kids! Ladies, protect your vadge because Huck wants to get all up in it and regulate:
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