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Saturday Morning Open Thread: Every Day A Week, Every Week A Month

by Anne Laurie|  November 9, 20196:01 am| 153 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Trumpery, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

I don’t know whether to howl or to snipe…

Let me sing you the song of my people pic.twitter.com/IxkAVdcDia

— Amina Akhtar (@Drrramina) November 5, 2019

The Week:
– Beto out/Bloomie innish
-Elections happened
-R’s demand public hearings/testimonies
-D’s complied
-R’s say, won’t watch
-Stone trial a sh*t- show. Not referring to his food poisoning
-Judge orders Trump release taxes
-Trump Foundation scam
-Jr. wrote, “Daddy Dearest”

— Ana Navarro-Cárdenas (@ananavarro) November 8, 2019

The President pressured a foreign country to smear his political opponents. Please read his words:

“The US has been very good to Ukraine. I wouldn’t say it’s reciprocal.”

“I would like you to do us a favor though.”

“There’s been a lot of talk about Biden’s son.” https://t.co/l4gNiodL6N

— Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) November 7, 2019

More transcripts!

Two WH officials told lawmakers the "blatant" push for politically motivated investigations from President Trump left "no ambiguity" what the Ukrainians needed to do to secure a highly sought meeting — and the effort was coordinated by Mulvaneyhttps://t.co/plUJPe07ia

— Jeremy Herb (@jeremyherb) November 8, 2019

This week, House Dems released **2,677** pages of testimony from 8 impeachment witnesses.

Fiona Hill's was longest at 446 pages.

Overall, a very tough week for Trump.

Public phase of impeachment will likely be even harder for him than private one. https://t.co/4k0boPrvl3

— Alexander Nazaryan (@alexnazaryan) November 8, 2019

Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman – 340 pageshttps://t.co/tquIBa6Cry pic.twitter.com/SslyYnKOQS

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) November 8, 2019

Between Trump, Jim Jordan, Matt Gaetz, Don Jr., Devin Nunes, John Kennedy, Sean Hannity, Rand Paul etc. it’s been a real douchebagapalooza this week.

— Trent Capelli ?? (@TrentCapelli) November 9, 2019

Framed as statements, these are presumably the draft articles of impeachment. https://t.co/SJ5S3bmS3q

— Ross Garber (@rossgarber) November 7, 2019

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Cold Grey Pre-Dawn Open Thread: Roger Stone Goes on Trial

by Anne Laurie|  November 7, 20194:44 am| 23 Comments

This post is in: domestic terrorists, Excellent Links, Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!, Trump Crime Cartel, All Too Normal, Assholes, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

I’m covering the Roger Stone trial today. Part of Stone’s legal defense has been funded through the sale of signed Roger stones. pic.twitter.com/opUaLIqRfI

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) November 5, 2019

Hello from the DC federal courthouse, where jury selection continues for Roger Stone's trial (it's not being piped into the media room, so no live updates). The scene outside the courthouse is quiet right now, but there is ~ this ~: pic.twitter.com/cDBOBqUwrg

— Zoe Tillman (@ZoeTillman) November 6, 2019

Both Sommer and Tillman are good leads for this trial, if you’re curious. Yes, I am allowed to ‘obsess about minor characters’ like Stone, because I’ve actively loathed that dude since he was one of Nixon’s sleaziest defenders back in the 1970s…

Minutes into the Roger Stone trial, prosecutors link his alleged crimes directly to Trump, saying Stone lied ‘because the truth looked bad for Donald Trump’ https://t.co/KIYJ2utcPe

— Devlin Barrett (@DevlinBarrett) November 6, 2019

… Stone’s lawyer, in turn, argued that his client never meant to lie to lawmakers about his efforts to gain insights about Democrats’ hacked emails ahead of the presidential election. In an unusual gambit, Stone’s lawyer Bruce S. Rogow argued that Stone’s public claims about connections to the anti-secrecy group WikiLeaks were false, and therefore he did not make false statements later to Congress.

Stone’s trial is the last case filed by special counsel Robert S. Mueller III in his investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 campaign, and prosecutors wasted little time drawing a straight line from Stone’s alleged crimes to Trump’s political interests…

The prosecutor urged jurors to focus on Stone’s conduct, not the broader controversies still swirling around the 2016 campaign.

“This case is not about who hacked the Democratic National Committee servers. This case is not about whether Roger Stone had any communications with Russians. And this case is not about politics,” said Zelinsky. “This case is about Roger Stone’s false testimony to the House Intelligence Committee in an attempt to obstruct the investigation and to tamper with evidence.”

Stone, 67, a longtime Trump adviser and political consultant, has pleaded not guilty to a seven-count indictment that charges him with false statements and witness tampering…

Is she absolutely sure she doesn't want the Roger Stone trial on TikTok? https://t.co/zwCDOLLwQ1

— erica orden (@eorden) November 6, 2019

Timeline of all the incriminating communications here:

Big new evidence of Rogert Stone/Trump calls at key 2016 hack moments https://t.co/KvYKriSJrI via @TPM

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) November 6, 2019

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Tuesday Morning Open Thread: In for the Long Haul

by Anne Laurie|  November 5, 20195:14 am| 124 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

On today’s fireworks schedule:

JUST IN: House Intelligence Chair Adam Schiff says House Democrats will release transcripts from Kurt Volker and Gordon Sondland tomorrow. https://t.co/XC4zRoBkGP pic.twitter.com/V5fuBpPa1J

— Evan McMurry (@evanmcmurry) November 4, 2019

"The greatest economy in American history!" says Trump. Yet two thirds of Americans say they're worse off or the same as when Trump took office, says FT Peterson poll. In reality, it's greatest ever for asset owners….. Everyone else is just surviving. https://t.co/ZO5sx9iBvy

— Edward Luce (@EdwardGLuce) November 4, 2019

NEWS: Unemployment is climbing in key swing states, including Michigan and Wisconsin

In more than 1,000 counties, or about 1 in 3, the unemployment rate is up from a year ago. That includes all counties in Wisconsin and most in MI, MN and NChttps://t.co/9p2ZKjYbtd @andrewvandam pic.twitter.com/1ubApwpfZ8

— Heather Long (@byHeatherLong) November 4, 2019

There is no line Trump wouldn’t cross to protect himself from consequences for his actions. We need to operate on that assumption. https://t.co/UPRYhuhquH

— Schooley (@Rschooley) November 4, 2019

54% of Americans blamed Trump for the last government shutdown, it won't be any different if Trump shuts it down again https://t.co/HZOQ3fveZZ

— David Frum (@davidfrum) November 3, 2019

Conservative estimates say Trump owes more than a billion dollars in unpaid taxes. https://t.co/5c0S4Yqw1N

— Scenario (@ScenarioLENS) November 4, 2019

A federal appeals panel said on Monday that President Trump’s accounting firm must turn over eight years of his personal and corporate tax returns to Manhattan prosecutors, a setback for the president’s attempt to keep his financial records private…

In its ruling on Monday, the three-judge appeals panel did not take a position on the president’s biggest argument — that he was immune from all criminal investigations. A lower court had called that argument “repugnant to the nation’s governmental structure and constitutional values.”

Instead, the appeals court said the president’s accounting firm, not Mr. Trump himself, was subpoenaed for the documents, so it did not matter whether presidents had immunity…

“There is no obvious reason why a state could not begin to investigate a president during his term and, with the information secured during that search, ultimately determine to prosecute him after he leaves office,” Judge Katzmann wrote for the panel of the United States Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit.

By keeping the ruling narrowly focused on the subpoena directed at Mr. Trump’s accounting firm, the effect may be to allow the Supreme Court to uphold the decision without having to issue a far broader ruling against the president…

Under a deal reached by Mr. Trump’s lawyers with Mr. Vance’s office, the subpoena will not be enforced while Mr. Trump seeks review of the appellate ruling in the Supreme Court, provided that he asks that the court hear the case in its current term, which ends in June.

IMO, dragging it out until five months before the election really gives it that deep philosophical ‘I might die, or the king might die — or maybe the horse will learn to sing!’ flavor (of desperation).

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Impeachment Inquiry Open Thread: Actions That Don’t Stand Up to Daylight

by Anne Laurie|  November 4, 20198:02 pm| 38 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Trumpery, All Too Normal, Decline and Fall, Fools! Overton Window!, I Can't Believe We're Still Talking About Fucking Nazis, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

There’s plenty of stuff a person with no moral code can get away with, as long as the ‘nice people’ around them are willing to look away. But when those actions are exposed in a larger forum, well… let a thousand Watergates bloom...

Jean Carroll today filed a suit against @realDonaldTrump, alleging he raped her. Trump has argued he can't be prosecuted for *anything* while president. But remember how GOPers pursued Bill Clinton for alleged pre-POTUS sexual harassment? Here's the first page of her complaint. pic.twitter.com/HUh8FB23n8

— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) November 4, 2019

The House Has Begun Releasing Transcripts From The Trump Impeachment Inquiry. Read Them Here. https://t.co/KVn5pRS7uT via @BuzzFeedNews

— Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) November 4, 2019

Meanwhile, there’s been developments in the ongoing public feud between a couple of the more prominent ‘alt-right activists’; Milo Yiannopoulous ‘leaked’ a tape of ‘dapper Nazi’ Richard Spencer reacting to the murder in Charlottesville. [Shock warning: Spencer uses racist, anti-semitic language.]

Today's a good time to remember that Trump's "very fine people" line was aimed at saving the likes of Richard Spencer and Jason Kessler from their desperate hubris of having invited every aging skinhead, Klansman and swastika-waving Neo-Nazi they invited to CVille.

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) November 4, 2019

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Monday Morning Open Thread: Everybody’s Talkin’ Bout It

by Anne Laurie|  November 4, 20194:41 am| 121 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Trumpery, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

Sen. Kamala Harris: "We have a criminal in the White House, he's basically a walking indictment in a red tie." pic.twitter.com/zndihop1SF

— The Hill (@thehill) November 4, 2019

So impeachment is working out huh. https://t.co/797OpHb2nU

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) November 1, 2019

New Post/ABC poll:

49% support impeachment *and removal,* versus 47% opposed

Trump approval 20 points underwater, at 38/58

Trump disapproval among independents: 57 (!!!)https://t.co/QyBwVxu6h1

— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) November 1, 2019

ICYMI:

White House says Trump is attending the Ultimate Fighting Championship with Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, House GOP Leader Kevin McCarthy, Rep. Mark Meadows and Rep. Peter King. https://t.co/Q5xfcatdsO

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) November 3, 2019

I just so love the idea that now that this has been established as a thing, it’ll only escalate for the remainder of his public life https://t.co/X52iIr7jG6

— Scott Menor (@smenor) November 3, 2019

McCarthy looks like he’s realizing he made a terrible mistake.

Eric looks like he has no idea boos are bad. pic.twitter.com/V2a1VVPGlt

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) November 3, 2019

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Impeachment Open Thread: Subtle As A Rock Through A Window

by Anne Laurie|  November 1, 20198:27 pm| 69 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Trumpery, All Too Normal, Assholes, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

Trump is using his vast fundraising network to reward senators who pledge to have his back on impeachment — and send a message to those who don't.

That, um, kinda sounds like bribery.
https://t.co/8BYTEbxRt6

— Caroline Orr (@RVAwonk) October 31, 2019

… thrown by a guy who signs & thumbprints the rock. Any Repub dumb enough to think they’ll actually see any of those donor funds (assuming the donors in question pony up in the first place) deserves… to be a Trump minion:

… Trump is tapping his vast fundraising network for a handful of loyal senators facing tough reelection bids in 2020. Each of them has signed onto a Republican-backed resolution condemning the inquiry as “unprecedented and undemocratic.”

Conspicuously absent from the group is Maine Sen. Susan Collins, a politically vulnerable Republican who’s refused to support the resolution and avoided taking a stance on impeachment. With his new push, Trump is exerting leverage over a group he badly needs in his corner with an impeachment trial likely coming soon to the Senate — but that also needs him.

Republican senators on the ballot next year are lagging in fundraising, stoking uncertainty about the GOP’s hold on the chamber, and could use the fundraising might of the president. Trump’s political operation has raked in over $300 million this year.

On Wednesday, the Trump reelection campaign sent a fundraising appeal to its massive email list urging donors to provide a contribution that would be divided between the president and Colorado Sen. Cory Gardner, Iowa Sen. Joni Ernst, and North Carolina Sen. Thom Tillis. Each of the senators are supporting the anti-impeachment resolution despite being endangered in 2020…

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Open Thread: Can We Recycle All Those Stupid Red Gimme Caps?

by Anne Laurie|  October 30, 201912:18 pm| 188 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Venality, Trumpery, All Too Normal, Decline and Fall, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

The U.K. government was so confident that it would meet the Oct. 31 Brexit deadline that it minted commemorative coins. They will now be recycled. https://t.co/hdINERzGCc

— New York Times World (@nytimesworld) October 29, 2019

Tell that to the troops serving in Afghanistan right now, @realDonaldTrump. Tell that to their families.

A five-time draft dodger has no business trying to minimize the horrors of a war zone. https://t.co/WyqhtyP8l6

— Tammy Duckworth (@SenDuckworth) October 28, 2019

He would have to ask Nancy Pelosi how Afghanistan looks, since she has actually been there and he's too chickenshit to go.

— Client #3 (@jacquiestern1) October 28, 2019

We've gone from a Black man holding a beer summit for a white campus cop and a Black college professor to a racist kumquat who flies to Chicago to attack the Black police chief and Cook County state's attorney while spewing hatred before an assemblage of police leaders.

— Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha) October 29, 2019

Trump going to Chicago to shit all over the city (saying it makes Afghanistan look safe by comparison) is a reminder of the asymmetry in our politics. A Dem president would get absolutely killed if he, say, went to Topeka and mocked education levels in the heartland.

— Sam Stein (@samstein) October 28, 2019

It would be most useful if reporting like this noted that Trump was lying when he said things about Chicago like, “Afghanistan is a safe place by comparison. It’s true.” No, it isn’t. I care more about that being debunked than about some street interview. https://t.co/hQuURbfmMz

— Jamil Smith (@JamilSmith) October 29, 2019

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