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Post-Racial America Update, ATM Edition

by Zandar|  October 16, 201512:20 pm| 52 Comments

This post is in: Fables Of The Reconstruction, Shitty Cops, Nobody could have predicted, Stuff About Black People Written By a Black Person

So, expanding on my post from Wednesday, we can add “going to the bank while black” to the list of things you can be detained by police for.

Jason Goolsby stood outside a bank on Pennsylvania Avenue SE on Monday evening pondering whether to withdraw money from the ATM. The teen said a woman pushing a baby stroller approached, and he held the vestibule door open for her.

The 18-year-old, who was with two friends, lingered about 20 seconds outside the Citibank near Eastern Market on Capitol Hill before leaving. Moments later, Goolsby said, he saw D.C. police cars racing toward him. One, he said, nearly hit him. The college freshman said he ran.

Three blocks away near Barracks Row, officers caught him. One of his friends recorded the tail end of Goolsby’s forceful detention — two white police officers on top of the screaming black teenager, trying to force his hands to his back while saying, “Stop resisting.” The friend aiming the cellphone camera repeatedly yelled, “He didn’t do anything.”

Goolsby didn’t know that he and his friends had been suspected of casing the ATM for a possible robbery. A caller to 911 reported suspicious youths loitering at the bank’s entrance and according to a transcript of her call made available Wednesday, said, “we just left but we felt like if we had taken money out we might’ve gotten robbed.”

Only this time, Black Lives Matter was protesting the bank the next day, the cops let Goolsby go, and the video of the police went online.

One of Goolsby’s former high school teachers, Erika Totten, is a District activist and leader in the Black Lives Matter movement. She was front and center at Tuesday’s protest, and she called Goolsby “one of the sweetest kids I’ve had the honor of teaching.” She said: “If you’re black, you’re an automatic threat. That’s the reality of the world we live in, and it’s supported by the justice system.

Totten added, “White fear of a black boy caused that.”

This time didn’t end in tragedy.  This time.

 

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Post-Racial America Update, Tech Edition

by Zandar|  October 14, 20159:40 am| 104 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology, Assholes, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Flash Mob of Hate, Our Awesome Meritocracy, Stuff About Black People Written By a Black Person

Three things really drive technology forward in America: war, porn, and being a racist asshole.

It was nearing closing time in March last year when a manager at Boffi Georgetown dispatched a series of alarmed messages. Observing two men yelling outside the luxury kitchen and bath showroom, Julia Walter reached for her phone and accessed a private messaging application that hundreds of residents, retailers and police in this overwhelmingly white, wealthy neighborhood use to discuss people they deem suspicious.

“2 black males screaming at each other in alley,” Walter wrote. “. . . Help needed.”

One minute later, a District police officer posted he would check it out, and Walter felt relieved. But as weeks gave way to months and the private group spawned hundreds of messages, Walter’s relief turned to unease. The overwhelming majority of the people the app’s users cited were black. Was the chatroom reducing crime along the high-end retail strip? Was it making people feel safer? Or was it racial profiling?

These are questions being asked across the country as people experiment with services that bill themselves as a way to prevent crime, but also expose latent biases. The application “SketchFactor,” which invited users to report “sketchy” people, faced allegations of racism in both the District and New York. Another social network roiled Oakland, Calif., when white residents used Nextdoor.com to cite “suspicious activity” about black neighbors. Taking it even further was GhettoTracker.com, which asked users to rate neighborhoods based on whether they thought they were “safe” or a “ghetto.”

Now “Operation GroupMe” is stirring controversy in Georgetown. In February of last year, the Georgetown Business Improvement District partnered with District police to launch the effort, which they call a “real-time mobile-based group-messaging app that connects Georgetown businesses, police officers and community members.” Since then, the app has attracted nearly 380 users who surreptitiously report on — and photograph — shoppers in an attempt to deter crime.

The correspondence has provided an unvarnished glimpse into Georgetown retailers’ latest effort to stop their oldest scourge: shoplifting. But while the goal is admirable, the result, critics say, has been less so, laying bare the racial fault lines that still define this cobblestoned enclave of tony boutiques and historic rowhouses that is home to many of Washington’s elite.

Since March of last year, Georgetown retailers have dispatched more than 6,000 messages that discuss suspicious people. A review by the Business Improvement District of all the messages since January — more than 3,000 — revealed that nearly 70 percent of those people were black. The employees often allege shoplifting. But other times, retailers don’t accuse these shoppers of anything beyond seeming suspicious.

Anyone actually still surprised that there’s money to be made in “reducing crime” with multiple social networking apps in 2015 for scared white folks to complain about those people being around?  You haven’t been paying attention to the people running Silicon Valley, the people using “All lives matter!” as an actual argument, or, you know, a basic understanding of race in American history.  All three are pretty much filled with examples of assholes, but combining them is turning into a spectacular exercise in everything wrong in social tech and how online harassment translates into real-life consequences.

Social tech has been a real nightmare over the last couple of years as a prime tool for harassment, racism, misogyny, hate speech, you name it, and I see nothing but “you gotta break a few eggs” shrugs coming from the heads of these multi-billion dollar companies that run around “disrupting” things for a living.

It’s getting pretty tiring.

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Stuff And Things About Jeb!

by Zandar|  September 25, 20158:23 am| 108 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, JEB! = John Ellis Not-Bush 2016, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, Nobody could have predicted, Stuff About Black People Written By a Black Person

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that the guy running as a legacy pledge to Bush Kappa Dudebro should probably not be scolding black voters in South Carolina over wanting “free stuff”.

“Look around this room,” a man told Bush, who spoke to a mostly white crowd. “How many black faces do you see? How are you going to include them and get them to vote for you?” asked the man, who was white.

Bush pointed to his record on school choice and said that if Republicans could double their share of the black vote, they would win the swing states of Ohio and Virginia.

“Our message is one of hope and aspiration,” he said at the East Cooper Republican Women’s Club annual Shrimp Dinner. “It isn’t one of division and get in line and we’ll take care of you with free stuff. Our message is one that is uplifting — that says you can achieve earned success.”

Besides the fact that the phrase “earned success” coming out of Jeb Bush’s mouth should immediately evoke earthshaking howls of derisive laughter, has it occurred to anyone in the Republican party at all that the reason black voters turn to the Democrats 95% of the time is because the Republican party is incapable of seeing people of color as actual people, and that you assume we’re too stupid/lazy/racist/ignorant to see how awesome the GOP is, and that we need your superior guidance and wisdom to be “saved” from our simple, savage, brutish existence of mimosas at brunch, watching Empire, having barbecues and going to Tyrone’s house to play Madden?

Gonna go with “no” on that, at least for the people running Jeb!’s campaign.  And no, your message isn’t “division” but it sure as hell is “get in line”, ranging from the soft bigotry of black respectability “pull up your pants and obey police at all times” politics to outright “assimilate to American culture, not your own” nonsense to outright hostility and violence towards people of color across the board.

Bush also expanded on his recent remark that “we should not have a multicultural society.”

“I’m going to be a professor here for a second,” he said when a reporter asked him about it.

“We’re pluralistic,” Bush added. “We’re not multicultural. We have a set of shared values that defines our national identity. And we should never veer away from that.”

Your message that you can simply “achieve earned success” doesn’t work for people who have to work twice as hard for half as much, and neither does your message that cultures should be assimilated into “shared values”. It’s insulting, dude.

Especially coming from a Bush.

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Sobering Read: “Why I Facebook Stalk Dead Black Teenagers”

by Anne Laurie|  September 2, 201510:25 pm| 18 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Post-racial America, Stuff About Black People Written By a Black Person

Hey, @jaketapper, here's my GOP debate question. pic.twitter.com/GAV1bIUyT6

— Bob Schooley (@Rschooley) September 2, 2015

Stacia L. Brown, at Buzzfeed, on how “The social media feeds of young people of color are auto-obituaries — and a corrective to the news narratives of black lives“:

All we need now is a name. Nobody waits for a mugshot or allows media outlets to choose a photo of the slain anymore. The name of the victim — so often black, so often unarmed — is all we need to begin our search.

If the person gunned down or assaulted by a white police officer was at all active on social media, an amorphous online collective of activists and other people who care about the survival of black people will track down their accounts within hours of the first news report. We’ll read their Twitter feeds, share their Instagram photos, circulate their Snapchats. Sleuthing gives us something to do when the news of another police-involved shooting death leaves us at our most helpless…

Mining the digital footprints of the victims of racially motivated crimes for selfies and tweets might seem like a ghoulish activity. And it does sometimes make it feel like the victims are speaking to us from beyond the grave. But when the alternative is to allow law enforcement and traditional media outlets to cherry-pick photos of the deceased to fit their own agenda— he was a thug or he was a child; she was thriving or she was depressed— who could blame us?…

But more recent hashtags responding to the deaths of unarmed black men and women, like #IfIDieInPoliceCustody, have crystallized the grim reality that we may be survived by our tweets. Young people who witness near daily police shootings and racially motivated murders are preparing for the prospect of a life cut short. They’re tweeting everything from hopes for long, successful lives to what they would want others to do in protest of their killing or in lieu of private mourning. “If I’m arrested today please know I’m not suicidal,” one activist wrote. “I have plenty to live for. I did not resist, I’m just black.”…

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Faith Unmoving

by Zandar|  September 1, 20159:41 am| 189 Comments

This post is in: An Unexamined Scandal, Fables Of The Reconstruction, Republican Venality, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Decline and Fall, Stuff About Black People Written By a Black Person

After seven, eight years of this purposeful ignorance Republican voters have about President Obama’s faith, I have to say that it’s just getting stupidly tiresome.

A majority of Republican voters, 54 percent, think that President Obama is a Muslim, according to a new survey from the left-leaning Public Policy Polling (PPP).

Asked whether they thought Obama is a Christian or Muslim or if they were unsure, 32 percent said they were unsure. Fourteen percent said he was a Christian.

Many right-leaning voters have been deeply skeptical about Obama’s faith since before he became president.

The topic arose again prominently in 2012, when Obama faced former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, a devout Mormon, in the general election.

Obama rarely invokes his own faith in speeches and public appearances, though has remarked about his Christian faith during comments for holidays such as Easter.

Only 29% of Republicans believe the President was born in the US too, so can we just finally admit all this is code word, dog whistle, Southern Strategy racism already and that Republicans have done nothing to even address the problem?

When only one in seven Republicans can correctly identify President Obama as a Christian after seven years as President, the other six Republicans are doing it on purpose.  I’m sorry that you’re either too stupid or too racist to accept the truth about the guy, and at this point I know that tens of millions of Americans will insist that he was a Dirty Kenyan Mooslim Terr’ist polluting white evangelical Christian bodily fluids with his caliphate/witch doctor powers right up until their deathbeds.

And while I don’t know what PPP’s numbers for Democrats are in this particular poll, given the past history of that figure it’s not that much less of an awful one.

It shouldn’t bother me that America is still filled with racist trash given the history of this country from day one, but yeah, it does, and that’s not changing in my lifetime.

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Just A Slob Like Some Of Us

by Zandar|  August 17, 20151:20 pm| 143 Comments

This post is in: Hail to the Hairpiece, Immigration, Republican Venality, The Brown Enemy Within, Bring on the Brawndo!, Stuff About Black People Written By a Black Person

The only thing better than Donald Trump is people who go on the teevee to tell people how rich and classy and yooge Donald Trump is.

Donald Trump supporter Terra Compton Grant explained to CNN that the GOP presidential candidate’s plan to deport up to 20 million undocumented immigrants was a way to provide more jobs for whites “and some of the blacks.”

Over the weekend, Trump released details of his plan, which would make Mexico pay for a wall along the southern border, end birthright citizenship, and it would triple the ICE budget to forcefully deport all undocumented immigrants in the country.

On Monday, Grant told CNN host Carol Costello that she agreed with Trump’s plan even if it was not clear how he was going to pay for all of it.

“We’ve got to get a border, we’ve got to get a wall,” Grant insisted. “We have a lot of illegal immigrants that come into this country, they work illegally, they make American money, and then they send it back to Mexico to support their family. So, that money is going back to Mexico. So, the money is there to make that happen.”

According to Grant, Trump’s heart and mind were “in the right place.”

“I really do, I love the plan,” she continued. “I love the idea that, hey, let’s get some of these illegal immigrants out of the country, let’s get them out of here so maybe more whites who have not been able to acquire jobs, maybe they can get into jobs [and] some of the blacks.”

Grant added that she had a “good friend” who was deported but Facebook allowed them to stay in touch.

Dog whistle racism is simply too subtle in 2015.  What we need is Disaster Area concert racism.

The yoogest, classiest racism ever.  Very big.

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Long(ish) Read: “Making Peace With the Chaos: An Interview With Ta-Nehisi Coates”

by Anne Laurie|  July 26, 20155:02 pm| 31 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, KULCHA!, Post-racial America, Stuff About Black People Written By a Black Person

As with all things TNC, this was a hard piece to excerpt, so it’s best just to go read the whole thing. Jason Parham, at Gawker:

… By the time we meet, on a Tuesday afternoon in Midtown, he is gracious and candid as ever, despite having just come from another interview. “I feel freed,” he will later tell me, a wide smile cutting across his face. Over the course of the next half-hour, we discussed Coates’ early days at Howard University, traveling abroad, obligation, publishing’s lack of diverse gatekeepers, and what, if anything, it means to understand the fullness of history…

Gawker: I want to begin with one of my favorite lines from the book. You write: “Your Uncle Ben became a fellow traveler for life, and I discovered that there was something particular about journeying out with black people who knew the length of the road because they had traveled it too.” There is a lot in there—community, love, endurance. What’s the length of your road been?

Ta-Nehisi Coates
: We went to Paris in the summer of 2013. I have a friend Ben, and he and his wife; they’ve always been a little bit ahead of me and my wife—just very mature about seeing certain things about the world. And for years, they had been doing these house-swaps. They would go to France or wherever, and a family would come live in their house. They were even doing it at a time, living out of the country and taking their kids with them, when I wasn’t even conscious that that was something that I wanted, or should want. Even though I knew that I wanted my son to see the things.

So they were in Paris the same summer we did it, and these are like black folks that came up like me. So it’s one thing to go there with people who have expectations for certain things, but it’s another thing—and I had other friends there with me, too; Jelani Cobb came over for a little while, and a buddy of mine, Tom Fisher, a doctor in Chicago, came for about a week—and so, for a good amount of time in Paris, I was with black folks who as children could not really imagine that. It was a shared experience of, What the fuck? And then, at the same time, particularly for me and Ben, because we had been history majors at Howard, and came up in this Afrocentric tradition—in fact, everybody I just mentioned came up that way— where you are kind of scornful of the West, and to actually be there and say, This is badass. This didn’t make it in the final draft of the book, but I met Ben one night in front of Hôtel de Ville, and there are buildings like this all over Paris. Just beautiful fucking buildings. And I was just like, Ohhh. But then you had to balance that. You had to balance that with knowing how much wealth they plugged out of Haiti, for instance…

Speaking of beauty, and seeing things for the fullness of what they are, early on in the book you talk about your time at Howard, and how you discovered the majesty of black people while on the Yard. Can you talk more about your time there, and how it shaped your years after that?

I grew up around black people, but I didn’t grow up around black people like that. Howard pulls from the entire black diaspora. And black people, being human beings first and foremost, there is a great variation among them. And to see all that variation united under one thing, and yet still be individuals—I had never seen anything like that. It gave me a great respect for how full the black experience really was. How much it really meant, and how big it was. Somebody once told me, black people, in and of themselves, are cosmopolitan. There’s cosmopolitanism within the black experience. There’s an incredible amount. It’s an incredible thing, and I first saw that at Howard…

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