Probably a commenter here:
Many people enjoy their birthdays by letting their hair down and having plenty to drink – but it seems one man took the celebrations a little too far.
James Taylor told police he drank an incredible 48 beers in one evening to mark his 58th birthday on Hudson Beach, Florida, this week.
The transient bizarrely told deputies it was about ten beers too many – and he also allegedly exposed his genitals and urinated in the sand.
I recommend switching to lite beer.