Wonkette‘s Josh Fruhlinger breaks the news to the blogsphere of “George W. Bush’s Alternate History Sci-Fi Book Where He Knows How To Run A Country“:
George W. Bush has, for the most part, had the good grace to go away. Cheney’s only being kept alive by elaborate machinery, and yet he still demands to be wheeled out now and again so he can sneer ominously about something, but George W. Bush, he’s mostly been hanging out on the couch of his exurban McMansion, catching up on all the shows he Tivo’d during his presidency. Well, not really, because he watched TV six hours a night when he was president and probably doesn’t know how to operate a Tivo, but the important part is that he wasn’t all up in our grill, reminding us why we hate him. That winning streak ends today with the announcement that “he’s” working on a new book (or maybe he’s “working” on a new book?) about how to encourage economic growth, which HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, hold on a minute, we just have to HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ok let’s nope HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
We are actually kind of angry at the New York Times for only spending a single sentence on the most hilarious bit of political comedy to come down the pike in years…
Paul Constant thinks positive:
This is a great gift that Bush is giving Democrats. Before the 2012 election, in which the Romney campaign is planning to run on a number of economic policies from the Bush administration, George W. Bush is going to give the world an opportunity to remember that he’s the one who tanked our economy. I hope he goes on a huge tour, visits every talk show imaginable, and otherwise does everything possible to ensure his name is everywhere this summer.
I don’t think that’s gonna happen. The NYTImes story seems to indicate Bush is being shoved out on the semi-public “thought leader” circuit — possibly against his personal inclination — to gin up support for the next American Big Swinging Stick adventure in the Middle East:
… At an event less than two blocks from the White House, Mr. Bush gathered former aides and human rights leaders to unveil the “Freedom Collection” sponsored by his public policy institute, an assemblage of interviews with dissidents who took on autocratic regimes. Along the way, Mr. Bush used the occasion to endorse Mitt Romney for president and to nudge both political parties to do more to support revolutionaries and build democratic institutions around the world…
He singled out Syria, where the government of President Bashar al-Assad has killed thousands to squelch opposition. “All of us here today join you in hoping and praying for the end of violence and the advance of freedom in Syria,” Mr. Bush told Ammar Abdulhamid, a prominent Syrian opposition figure invited to speak at the event…
“He is very concerned about what he likes to call isolationism,” said a former Bush administration official, who asked not to be identified presuming to speak for Mr. Bush. “If there is a nudge involved, it is completely bipartisan. Hardly anyone is doing enough to support dissidents and freedom advocates these days.”…
This is pretty weak sauce, considering the full-throated enthusiasm with which the Very Serious People at the NYTimes usually greet any suggestion that it’s time for America to roll out some more freedom advocation and dissident support… preferably on tank treads, or from the decks of our awesome expensive aircraft carriers. Rust and the neocons never sleep, but I’m having trouble imagining that even Fox News is going to spend much time this summer reminding us how hard the Republicans have worked to elide all public memory of the Oval Office occupant between Bill “Filthy Horndog” Clinton and Barack “Secret Muslim” Obama.
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