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Madison Meet-Up

by John Cole|  July 31, 201310:40 pm| 84 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance, Clown Shoes

I will be in the People’s Republic of Madison from Tuesday night until Saturday. I was thinking a hump-day meet-up would be kind of cool, that way, in the off chance we got along we could schedule something else in the following nights. So, where do you want to go? I know a bunch of you are going to suggest The Old Fashioned, but think outside the box.

Also, my mom is pissed at me because I told her I was going to go buy denim bib overalls and attach a Flying WV to the front for the meet-up, and she gasped and said “But you’ll look like a total hillbilly hick!”

If the shoe fits….

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Like a Repeat Lottery Winner

by John Cole|  July 31, 20139:37 pm| 95 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging

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Dunno why but I keep lucking out with amazing animals. Rosie was a little rough around the edges, but now she is a super trooper.

And, ok. I’m sold. I will never have another cat that has no Maine Coon in the blood, because this guy is just amazing. He spends almost every waking moment with me, and I have accidentally stepped on his paw twice when I stopped short while walking somewhere.

And my goodness, the playfulness and the agility. Last night I pet him for five minutes while he balanced all four paws on the 2 inch wide gate that I have to keep the dogs out of his room. I found him on top of one of my speakers earlier, and that is a four foot jump onto a slick 6″x8″ surface.

And the vocalization- he talks to me all day long, chirping and mewing and just making all these guttural sounds when something interests him. When he gets stoned on catnip, he growls and gets all, well catty. You pet him, he bites you. You don’t bet him, he bites you and growls. The dogs bark, you get scratched and he growls.

This is an amazing cat. I may go back for another Maine Coon rescue in a year or two so he can have a buddy. They are that awesome.

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BTW

by John Cole|  July 31, 20138:57 pm| 73 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

It wasn’t a gas well explosion, just another senseless tragedy:

A 16-year-old girl was killed late Tuesday night after the vehicle she was driving slammed into a tree, then flipped over on Brush Run Road a few miles east of the West Virginia state line. Four other people were seriously hurt in the crash. All five were from Washington, Pa., and range from 15 – 21-years-old. Two people were taken by medical helicopter to UPMC Presbyterian, a third was taken to Washington Hospital.

My parents refused to let me get my driver’s license when I was 16 because I was too immature. They let the other kids get them at 16.

Their judgement probably saved my life I was so out of control as a teen. Thanks, mom and dad. I wish more parents realized their kids are just too immature, reckless, and irresponsible to be behind the wheel of a couple ton guided missile. We’d read far fewer of these stories.

When I was a volunteer fireman, the worst part of these accidents was going from the chaos of the trapped accident victims screaming to the total silence (comparatively) when you stand there hosing the blood and glass and car shrapnel off the road into a ditch. I still have nightmares about the night the guys in a camaro hit a tree head on and the two back passengers had their legs broken in multiple places as they slid up underneath the front seat on impact, and we had to sit there and listen to them scream as we cut them out.

Don’t drink and drive people. Ever.

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Wednesday Evening Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  July 31, 20138:34 pm| 109 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Pet Rescue

Orville Kitten update, from Saira:

Oh. My. God.

My wife and I are so incredibly overwhelmed by the generosity and general awesomeness of the BalloonJuice community. We have one person scheduled to visit Orville tomorrow and hopefully that will work out; if not, we have several people who have expressed interest as well.

I always knew the Balloon Juice community was amazing but really, you people rock! Thanks for helping create this wonderful space on the interwebs… I look forward to the day we will be able to pay this forward and adopt a pet ourselves.

Have a wonderful rest of your week, and I shall keep you updated on the adoption process – I’m sure the commentariat will want to know :) (I know I always do!)

Who’s got more good news to share, on a midweek summer evening?

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Open Thread: Ted Cruz Does Not Think He Is the New Newt

by Anne Laurie|  July 31, 20135:42 pm| 135 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Assholes

Dave Weigel, “Ted Cruz: Filibustering the Continuing Resolution and Shutting Down the Government Will Be Great for Republicans“:

The Heritage Foundation, still making amends for its old advocacy of a health care mandate, played host to Sen. Ted Cruz [Tuesday] for a talk about the “defund Obamacare” movement. It was the latest in a run of conservative media appearances for Cruz; anyone who’d heard what he told Glenn Beck or Fox & Friends got a preview of what he’d tell conservative bloggers…

“The Obama White House operates on the assumption Republicans will surrender on every major issue,” said Cruz. What he needed were 63 days of Republican activists putting the fear into the party if it didn’t defund Obamacare, and great communicators shifting the blame for a shutdown from Republicans to Obama. “If we got to this fight, they ought to be on television every hour of the day, asking: Why is President Obama shutting down your government, because he’s so committed to forcing Obamacare on you?”

To make that point, Cruz argued that the 1995 government shutdown really didn’t hurt the GOP in the long run. They won “years of balanced budgets,” and in the 1996 election, they held Congress. “The sort of cocktail chatter wisdom that, oh, the shutdown was a disaster for Republicans, is not borne out by the data.”…

Jonathan Bernstein, in the Washington Post, reminds us that “Why, yes, Ted Cruz is a demagogue“:

How, if you are Ted Cruz, do you win the Republican nomination for president? You follow the same path that you used to win an upset nomination for the Senate. Cruz can’t really go to the right; there are essentially no issue differences that he can open up between himself and the bulk of the Republican field. Marco Rubio, Chris Christie, Paul Ryan, Scott Walker, to name but a few, will match Cruz and each other step-by-step as they compete for who is the real conservative in the race.

No, it’s not going to be substance. Instead, Cruz will use the tried-and-true strategy of calling the rest of the party weaklings and wimps. And so [Monday] he blasted Republicans for refusing to sign on to the insane plan to shut down the government until Barack Obama and the Democrats surrender and eliminate the Affordable Care Act.

Insane? Well, as a tactic to actually get anything done, sure….

As a way to separate himself from the pack at the expense of his fellow Republicans, however, Cruz’s tactics are hardly insane. They’re irresponsible, but if Cruz doesn’t have the willingness to demagogue, then he’s just a brand new Republican Senator with nothing to show for his first six months in office, and no plans to add anything substantive to his record before his already-begun presidential run. So expect plenty more of this in the months to come. After all, it may be hurtful for the nation and destructive for his party, but it’s a lot easier than actually doing real (conservative) policy work.

The obvious template for Cruz here is Newt Gingrich, shutting down the federal government in 1995. That didn’t work out so well for the country, or even for his fellow Republicans, but it did cement Newt’s lifelong prosperity as one of the lead spokes-grifters on the Wingnut Welfare Wurlitzer. Money for nothing, and the chicks media are free!…

But I’m getting the impression that Cruz is so impressed with his new “gravitas” that he’s fallen for his own hype (traditionally the professional grifter’s greatest pitfall), and now sees himself following in the footsteps of quite a different role model. Hey, if a brand-new Senator from an unimportant Midwestern state can rocket to the White House and a Nobel Peace Prize in just four years, why not a sterling fellow like Rafael Edward “Ted” Cruz?

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Good Times

by John Cole|  July 31, 20134:00 pm| 96 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Post-racial America

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For A Good Time On The Intertubes TODAY! — Sports, Genes, Human Potential edition

by Tom Levenson|  July 31, 20131:20 pm| 89 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology

A reminder/follow up to Monday’s post.

This evening at 6 p.m. EDT I’ll be talking with author and Sports Illustrated Senior Writer David Epstein about his new book The Sports Gene.  You can listen to the show, Virtually Speaking Science live and later here — and  you can catch up on my episodes or those of other hosts (Alan Boyle, Jennifer Ouellette, PZ Myers) either by searching my name or Virtually Speaking Science at either Blog Talk Radio or on iTunes.

The show also goes up virtually live in Second Life (yes — it still exists!) at the Exploratorium’s in-world space.  If you’re into SL, or merely avatar-curious, come on down.  It’s weirdly fun doing this in front of a “live” studio audience.

Now to the substance. Let me get right out in front of it.  A book that looks at genes and human possibility — both physical and mental/emotional — is navigating a mine field of sloppy science, bad intentions, and terrible history.  David has managed to write a book that is smart, scientifically literate, clear and subtle.

Here’s the passage with which David begins his Epilogue:

Eero Mäntyranta’s life story is a paragon of a 10,000 hours tale.

Mäntyranta grew up in poverty and had to ski across a frozen lake to get to and from school each day.  As a young adult, he took up serious skiing as a way to improve his life station — to land a job as a border patrolman and escape the danger and drudgery of forest work.  The faintest taste of success was all Mäntyranta needed to embark on the furious training that forged one of the greatest Olympic athletes of a generation.  Who would deny his hard work or the lonely suffering he endured on algid winter nights? Swap skis for feet and the Arctic forest for the Rift Valley and Mäntyranta’s tale would fit snugly into the narrative template of a Kenyan marathoner.

If not for a batch of curious scientists who were familiar with Mäntyranta’s exploits and invited him to their lab twenty years after his retirement, his story might have remained a pure triumph of nurture.  But illuminated by the light of genetics, Mäntyranta’s life tale looks like something entirely different:  100 percent nature and 100 percent nurture….

And, a little later in this concluding essay:

In all likelihood, we over ascribe our skills and traits to either innate talent or training, depending on what fits our personal narratives.

One of the pleasures of the book is a proper debunking of the Gladwell version of the 10,000 hours story, and we’ll talk about that.  We’ll talk about genes, about the implications of genetic and human variation, on what use those of us who aren’t elite athletes can make of new scientific investigations into things like the genetics of brain trauma or injury, and much more.  I found this book deeply intriguing, a page turner, for all the complexity of some of the technical matters under scrutiny.  Most of all, for all its presentation as a sports book, or sports science book, I found it best read as an idiosyncratic doorway into an increasingly rich understanding of human possibility.  I didn’t need genetics to tell me that I never could have been an Olympic (or high school) sprinter.

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It gives me a kind of joy to realize as a fifty something slowest-jogger-on-the-river that there is a growing body of knowledge that can help me think systematically about the best way to train the body I’ve got.  Cool stuff.

Last — a couple of factoids that turned up in my pre-interview with David that are too good not to share ahead of time.

For one, just for those who think we’re in post-racial America, David pointed out to me that the alleged inverse relationship between athletic prowess and intellectual skill only started to getting talked about in the US as African-American athletes gained access to previously all white or white dominated sports.  For another:  in the 30s, basketball, historically an urban sport, had a disproportionate number of Jews at high levels of the game.  So folks talked about a Jewish basketball gene, and you got some predictable crap about canny Jews knowing how to steal the ball and such like.

Oy — but fodder for some fascinating radio.

Tune in this afternoon or later as you get the chance.

Image (per commenter Shakezula’s suggestion):  Nicholas Colombel, Atalante and Hippomenes, 1680.

Switched for Egon Schiele’s Running Girl, 1915   For the reason for the switch, see comment 8 below.

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