@jmartNYT @maggieNYT My proposal: Fiorina, Graham, and Bolton appear in a balcony over the debates a la Statler and Waldorf.
— Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) April 18, 2015
… And then Trump will insist on his own box, decorated “very tastefully” with lots of cheap gilding, faux leather, and his reality-show camera crew. The Paulistas will dream up an elaborate monkeywrenching stunt involving rock-climbing equipment, which they will fail to adequately test in advance of the event. Therefore Dr. Ben Carson will get to show off his medical expertise when somebody falls into the audience…. unless the unfortunate lands on Chris Christie, sulking in the front rows, who will devour him whole, like an alligator with a cattle carcass, in a state of enraged pique.