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The Republican Health Care Plan: ER’s For The Poor

by Tom Levenson|  April 30, 20175:36 pm| 178 Comments

This post is in: Fuck The Poor, The Party of Fiscal Responsibility, World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It), Meth Laboratories of Democracy, Sociopaths

In their ongoing effort to make America sicker and to ensure that more Americans die before their time, Trump and his Republican party have decided to spend more money to cover fewer people less well in Florida:

The shift involves funding that the federal government provides to help hospitals defray the cost of caring for low-income people who are uninsured. Under a deal with the State of Florida, the federal government has tentatively agreed to provide additional money for the state’s “low-income pool,” in a reversal of the previous administration’s policy.

The Obama administration balked at providing more money to help hospitals cope with the costs of “uncompensated care” for people who could be covered by Medicaid. If Florida expanded Medicaid eligibility, the Obama administration said, fewer people would be uninsured, and hospitals would have less uncompensated care.

This is, of course, not a health care policy. It’s simply the latest accomplishment in the fundamental goal of Republican politics since 2009:  anything the Black guy did must be undone.

“Florida is just being paid by taxpayers not to expand Medicaid,” said Andrew M. Slavitt, the acting administrator of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services from March 2015 to January of this year. “The low-income pool is essentially a slush fund,” Mr. Slavitt said, “and it’s a really inefficient way to pay for medical care.”

But hey, maybe it could it work, right?

Come on! This is the Florida Republican establishment we’re talking here.  If it ain’t nailed down, it’s getting stolen:

Two House Democrats from Florida, Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Kathy Castor, said that after receiving the commitment of federal funds, the Florida Legislature was now moving to adopt a budget that includes cuts in state Medicaid spending. “It’s outrageously irresponsible,” Ms. Wasserman Schultz said.

Ms. Castor said that “it would be more efficient to expand Medicaid so people would have coverage, rather than running up huge bills at hospitals that need to seek reimbursement from the low-income pool.”

Ladles and Jellyspoons:  your modern Republican party.  It’s better to pay more money to achieve less than it is just to make government work with the tools it has.  There is no compromise with these folks.

Ni shagu nazad!

Image: Sebastian Vrancz, Soldiers plundering a farm during the Thirty Years’ War, 1620

ETA:  Sorry, David, for poaching on your patch!

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Open Thread: “Loyalty Day”

by Anne Laurie|  April 30, 20173:57 pm| 126 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Open Threads, Clap Louder!, Fools! Overton Window!, Our Failed Media Experiment

Q: Is POTUS considering a constitutional amendment to change press laws?

PRIEBUS: "I think it's something that we've looked at." pic.twitter.com/fwZRMvsEjz

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) April 30, 2017

Maybe it's just me, but I'm noticing that more politicians and pundits are saying "Trump regime" rather than "Trump administration."

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) April 30, 2017


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“Actually… “

It sounds so darkly dictatorial, so pernicious. And its roots — which do not begin in 2017 — are pretty bad! https://t.co/Wh7QeURBlh /2

— Nicole Hemmer (@pastpunditry) April 29, 2017

It was used to gin up support for extralegal raids, to encourage anti-union and anti-immigrant sentiment, & to counter May Day. /4

— Nicole Hemmer (@pastpunditry) April 29, 2017

Including Obama. You can read his proclamations here, which will no doubt sound very different from Trump’s! https://t.co/VMYk4prHCB /7

— Nicole Hemmer (@pastpunditry) April 29, 2017

But the point is: always check to see if Trump is doing is something new, or something routine that’s looks new now that he’s POTUS. /fin

— Nicole Hemmer (@pastpunditry) April 29, 2017

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Woodsy Respite (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  April 30, 201712:53 pm| 121 Comments

This post is in: Birdwatching, Hiking, Nature, Nature & Respite

We went for a hike this morning and saw these lovely Sandhill cranes:

We also saw a little dragonfly that was the most gorgeous metallic blue:

We spotted a couple of soft-shell turtles as well as a gopher tortoise and numerous wading birds. Plus the usual complement of cardinals, jays, mockingbirds, etc.

I hope you’re finding beauty in your corner of the world when you can. I’ve made a deliberate effort to look for it as an antidote to the ugliness in the current culture, and I swear it helps!

Open thread!

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Open Thread: Sam Bee’s Not the WH Correspondents Dinner

by Anne Laurie|  April 30, 201710:06 am| 153 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Open Threads, Bitter Despair is the New Black, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

Seems to have been a fun time! You can watch the whole thing, bit by bit, at the Full Frontal YouTube channel.

NYMag had an interview with Ms. Bee earlier this week:

…I am sure you consider yourself to be an entertainer first. But how much do you also consider yourself to be an informer and journalist?

I don’t consider myself to be a journalist. But we rely on the work of journalists. We have journalists working at our offices. We poached a lot of really great journalists to work in our midst. Really, without them we couldn’t create satire. We couldn’t do this show. We are absolutely reliant on them. We are vampires sucking the life force out of all of those great journalists.

Are there a lot of journalists coming to this event? Do you have a sense of that?

You know, some are. We invited a lot of journalists. Certainly, some people felt like they couldn’t come to an event like this, which we completely understand. Our event is on television. That doesn’t prevent anyone from watching it. But we’ll talk about them and thank them whether they’re here or not. But if they come, that’s great…

What has been the most surprising thing, to you, that has happened since Trump’s presidency began? Can you even pick one thing?

I can’t even pick one thing, but I will say the speed at which things were happening for a long period of time. That was very surprising to me. That was very surprising to me. I’m really just getting a sense right now that he’s trying to figure out what are the toys at his disposal. He’s really figuring it out in real time. I don’t think that’s a good thing.

So the degree to which he really had no idea what he was getting into was surprising.

It doesn’t surprise me that he had no idea what he was getting into. It surprised me that someone who had almost no knowledge of what the job required would endeavor to do things as quickly as he did…

If you’re bi-curious, here’s Hasan Minhaj’s monologue at the “real” WHCD. Poor fella tried really hard, but the audience seemed a little stiff…

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Sunday Morning Garden Chat: Beginnings

by Anne Laurie|  April 30, 20176:05 am| 108 Comments

This post is in: Garden Chats


From commentor Japa21:

I don’t have much that comes up this early in the NW suburbs of Chicago. I have never had much luck with bulbs but will have a lot later on with our pots and other plants. But this year, possibly due to the warmth and moisture, our lilacs are specially beautiful.

I adore lilacs — one reason I love living in New England is that lilacs flourish here. I think of them as the harbingers of “real” Spring; forsythia, daffodils, even cherry blossoms may show up just to get frost-bitten, but once the lilacs bloom, it’s safe to put away the snow shovels.
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Earlier this week, Schrodingers Cat left a comment on an open thread:

As a newbie gardener what equipment do I need. What is okay to buy used and what has to be new?

Any help is much appreciated.

Seems like a good time (here in the Northern hemisphere) to raise that question. What would you recommend for starting a garden?

What tools / tips do you wish you’d known about sooner?

My personal hobbyhorse is a pair of good gardening gloves. I like Bionic Gloves, which are spendy, but they’re the best I’ve found. They protect my hands beautifully, yet are so sensitive I don’t have to take them off even for transplanting delicate seedlings. But any gloves will serve, as long as they give you enough protection that you don’t develop blisters or scrapes, and fit well enough that your fingers don’t slip around while you’re using tools.

And I wish I’d known about hand knives sooner. I used a Korean hand plow for years, but since I discovered A.M. Leonard’s soil knife, I’ve never looked back. The company has a subsidiary website separate from their professional-horticulturalists-&-landscapers site; it may be significant that Gardener’s Edge lists their knife & pruner combo but not the knife by itself. (Again, it’s a pricy set, but IMO well worth every penny.)

What’s going on in your garden(s) / planning, this week?

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Late Night Mockery Open Thread: Faux-Fyre Festival

by Anne Laurie|  April 30, 20173:25 am| 79 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Open Threads, Assholes, Bring on the Brawndo!, Clown Shoes

ME: What about a Coachella where you could die?
JA RULE: Go on.

— Volcel Proust (@Ugarles) April 28, 2017

Seems like nobody can resist the chance to mock a bunch of mostly-young Rich Snowflakes suffering — for once — some penalties for being over-privileged and under-smart…

… Fyre Festival was supposed to be an elite and luxurious musical festival. Hosted on a private island in the Bahamas — which was once owned by Pablo Escobar — tickets ranged into the thousands, and the promo videos for the event, which was co-organized by Ja Rule, featured Bella Hadid and other professionally hot people frolicking on sandy beaches and diving into pristine waters. Except, when the people who actually ponied up those dollars showed up to the event this week, Fyre did not deliver. The site was unfinished, headliner Blink-182 had canceled, and the luxurious villas festivalgoers were promised turned out to be nothing more than disaster-relief shelters…

So happy our plane never took off. We were about 5 minutes from joining "Lord of the Fyre Flies: Ja Rule's Revenge." #FyreFestival

— Jeremy Burke (@JEREMYBURKE) April 28, 2017

NYMag also had the single best summary of why things went so wrong…

In early March, a friend of mine texted me to ask if I wanted to be a talent producer for the Fyre Festival. I’d never heard of it, but the gig involved going to the Bahamas and being paid extremely well. So I said yes and packed my bags. The festival was supposed to be a luxury music retreat where elite millennials could mingle with “influencers” and models. Tickets cost between $1K and $125K, gourmet food and accommodations were promised. I was planning to spend the next two months working on the festival, but a mere four days after I arrived I was back on a plane to New York…

On March 14, I flew from Miami to the island of Great Exuma to get the planning started. I was excited, at least at first. Flying in, the water looked beautiful — but I was almost immediately warned not to go near it because of a rampant shark problem. That was an omen I regrettably missed…

My job as a talent producer was to coordinate travel and on-site logistics with the artists who would be performing: Blink 182, Major Lazer, Disclosure, among others, had already signed on. I would be working with an 11-person team and a few of the festival executives. The production team was all new hires and, before we arrived, we were led to believe things had been in motion for a while. But nothing had been done. Festival vendors weren’t in place, no stage had been rented, transportation had not been arranged. Frankly, we were standing on an empty gravel pit and no one had any idea how we were going to build a festival village from scratch.

Pending disaster aside, I started working from an island rental house. I contacted the booked artists’ tour managers to start to coordinate. Almost all of them had the same question for me, which was along the lines of, “Hey … Where’s our money??” I tried to email the business manager to get an answer, who said something like “stand by” for three days in a row. By the end of the week it became clear they would not pay the people they owed…

He dropped out of Bucknell to to create an elite millennial-targeted credit card that didn't give you any of the rewards promised, so.

— Tyler Dinucci (@nuccbko) April 28, 2017

Didn’t take the media long to track down the bro responsible. Per the Washington Post:

… Long before he was forced to apologize for his now notorious Fyre Festival, entrepreneur Billy McFarland founded another company in 2013 called Magnises that made some familiar-sounding promises targeting status-seeking millennials.

For an annual membership fee of about $250, Magnises members could “unlock their cities and take their lives to the next level.” They were assured exclusive tickets to “private members-only concerts, tastings with notable chefs, and exclusive art previews at top galleries,” as well as access to hard-to-book Broadway shows (including “Hamilton”) and events such as New York Fashion Week.

But some of those benefits never materialized or were far from what was advertised, according to a report earlier this year by Business Insider…

… McFarland… despite describing Friday as “definitely the toughest day of my life,” was already vowing to forge ahead and hold the event in the future. Perhaps it was his history of moving on from failure. (In 2011, McFarland co-founded a social networking site called Spling, which attracted $400,000 in funding but now appears defunct.) Or his habit of overpromising.

What was clear was that, at least in McFarland’s mind, the Fyre Festival was not dead…

#FyreFestival organizer Billy McFarland explains, in his own words, how things went so horribly wrong https://t.co/m0nSrOKWqF pic.twitter.com/VSGeTGPdGE

— Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) April 28, 2017

So the Trump Administration has not yet cornered the market in ‘Eminently Punchable Faces’…

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Saturday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  April 29, 201711:52 pm| 147 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

A relaxing day- went to the farm for a bit for a party for Holly, now watching a movie.

Found this in my office:

He’s so happy with his haircut. He sleeps with me every night again.

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