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Archives for January 2019

Late Night Mockery Open Thread: TRUMP v INTEL (the Neverending Battle)

by Anne Laurie|  January 31, 201910:54 pm| 103 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Decline and Fall

Their testimony was aired live on television. How was it distorted?

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) January 31, 2019

Yes, that is my point here: he said he didn't see the report, then immediately said that "when you read it," it's different than how it is portrayed. (Note: this is a public report everyone can read.) https://t.co/HqsHOlJajA

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) January 31, 2019

It’s not real unless it comes out of Fear Leader’s lie hole. https://t.co/iSRsorODkg

— Schooley (@Rschooley) January 31, 2019

pic.twitter.com/mh0O9fSlEy

— Pedro (@pedropineda74) January 31, 2019

Wouldn’t be any worse than the EO’s Bannon & Miller wrote https://t.co/AXDPmRxB75

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) February 1, 2019


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IT’S *ALWAYS* PROJECTION…

"I lost massive amounts of money doing this job," Trump tells NYT. "This is not the money. This one of the great losers of all time. You know, fortunately, I don't need money. This is one of the great losers of all time."https://t.co/V19yNfpaMN

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) February 1, 2019

Late Night Mockery Open Thread: TRUMP v INTEL (the Neverending Battle)Post + Comments (103)

Repub RatFvckery Open Thread: ‘Roger Who?‘

by Anne Laurie|  January 31, 20199:05 pm| 103 Comments

This post is in: Goddamned Traitors, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!, Russiagate, Trump Crime Cartel, Assholes, Decline and Fall, Fuck Yeah!

It probably wasn't the best idea for the GOP to have just one go-to bagman for the last 30 years. https://t.co/TrSAfeAmDO

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) January 31, 2019

it hasn't gotten as much play but you have to understand that Roger Stone is to the entire GOP what Michael Cohen was to Trump. THE guy to handle all shady dirty low down jobs. Those search warrants could end up sparking all manner of criminal referrals and new investigations.

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) January 31, 2019

Stone is now subject to a protective order. He can't talk about what the government shows him in terms of evidence prior to the trial. https://t.co/j2kfxDmC4T

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) January 31, 2019

FBI Agent: You have the right to remain silent…

Stone (Twitter Law '72): You can't make me. https://t.co/cmjHRshxkj

— Scott Greenfield (@ScottGreenfield) January 31, 2019

Stone has the right to remain silent, just not the ability. (With apologies to Ron White.)

— Kevin Reichard (@kreichard) January 31, 2019

Roger confuses "job" with "nature"https://t.co/hr2LDcVVea

— AccomplishedTheHat (@Popehat) February 1, 2019

Terabytes of Rat-Fucker Data Trailhttps://t.co/9ZxsmgyXDZ

— emptywheel (@emptywheel) January 31, 2019

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Repub RatFvckery Open Thread: ‘Roger <em>Who?</em>‘Post + Comments (103)

Hibernation Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  January 31, 20195:35 pm| 242 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Domestic Politics, How about that weather?, Open Threads

I won’t share the temperature range we experienced today for fear of being pelted with ice-encased snowballs by commenters living through polar vortex conditions. But by our standards, it’s chilly. Maybe that’s why this lazy fellow was reluctant to get out of bed this morning:

We don’t put clothing on our dogs. Maybe in some climates, it’s necessary. But I’ve always thought it would injure the dignity of an animal to clothe it.

Now I’m rethinking that. Perhaps my scorn for pet dress-up was due to the fact that, until recently, I’ve always had largish dogs. Daisy doesn’t seem cold in the least, but poor little Badger really does act like he needs a sweater.

Open thread!

Hibernation Open ThreadPost + Comments (242)

Today I Learned

by @heymistermix.com|  January 31, 20193:24 pm| 160 Comments

This post is in: DC Press Corpse

Guys, Ron Fournier is a Democrat! A Democrat who loves George W Bush, said that Obamacare was Obama’s Katrina and Iraq, and works for a PR firm that has no Democratic clients (one is non-partisan). That same PR firm was in charge of crisis communications for MSU during their sex abuse scandal (and did a terrible job, I must say).

But, he’s a Democrat. A self-hating Democrat, but a Democrat nonetheless. As well as a useless posing douchebag.

Today I LearnedPost + Comments (160)

Why the Schultz Campaign is So God Damned Irritating to This Democrat

by John Cole|  January 31, 20192:24 pm| 158 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Get Angry, Go Fuck Yourself

"Millions of people are telling me not to shoot the American public in the face, but are they just making the case I should?"

You fucking idiot go buy an island and sod off. https://t.co/fr2MrGcmql

— Cake or Death (@Johngcole) January 31, 2019

Beyond the fact that Schultz is just fucking stupid, and beyond the fact that literally no one is clamoring for another billionaire President, and beyond the fact that his advisors are cynically telling him to attack Democrats, and beyond the fact that he might swing another election to Trump, the reason I hate Howard Schultz with a contempt I normally reserve for people who leave their shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot or ask “Cold enough for you?” when it is 2 degrees out is the fact that anyone advocating centrism at this point in time is basically a fucking proto-fascist.

The country’s policies (despite the wishes of the majority of the people) have swung so far to the right on virtually every issue, whether it be protecting the bankers, tax policy, environmental policy, abortion rights, you name it. We won’t even feel the true impact of the total radicalization of the courts for decades. I’ll be 75 and we’ll still be suffering from the lunatics being put on the bench the past two years.

Anyone who supports centrism right now is basically ok with all of that. They’re ok with the status quo. What they want is today’s fascism, but with more polite dialogue and milquetoats Ted Talks and fewer four letter words and would you people please stop being mean to rich people eating in public and can’t we just agree to disagree while I strip away your voting rights and reproductive freedom and raise the price of your insulin 40,000%.

Fuck Howard Schultz. This country needs a hard swing leftward. After AOC’s second term as President and she has four new Justices seated we can talk about a couple test case blue dogs.

Why the Schultz Campaign is So God Damned Irritating to This DemocratPost + Comments (158)

“Sir, this is an Arby’s drive-thru…”

by Betty Cracker|  January 31, 201910:29 am| 175 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, General Stupidity

Guess what, guys? The caravans are back, at least in Twitler’s defective brain and Twitter feed:

More troops being sent to the Southern Border to stop the attempted Invasion of Illegals, through large Caravans, into our Country. We have stopped the previous Caravans, and we will stop these also. With a Wall it would be soooo much easier and less expensive. Being Built!

So, if WALL is “Being Built,” why did shit-fer-brains shut the government down for a month-plus, threaten to do so again in 16 days and yap endlessly about declaring a national emergency to build WALL?

It’s a moronitude, wrapped in a dumbassery, inside an imbecility.

Trump has tweeted more than a dozen times so far this morning because he doesn’t do his job. I wonder who’s running the government? My guess is Jared since whomever it is sucks at his or her job, like a callow, unqualified nepotism hire inevitably would.

Anyhoo, each and every tweet is as idiotic as the sample above. No cherry-picking here!

Open thread!

“Sir, this is an Arby’s drive-thru…”Post + Comments (175)

CSR retention and mandate repulsion

by David Anderson|  January 31, 20197:44 am| 4 Comments

This post is in: Anderson On Health Insurance

Covered California released their open enrollment wrap-up report.  They were basically flat year over year.

Covered California announced that more than 1.5 million consumers selected a health plan for 2019 coverage during the most recent open-enrollment period, a figure in line with last year’s total. There was a 7.5 percent increase in the number of existing consumers renewing their coverage and a 23.7 percent drop in the number of new consumers signing up for 2019.

This is in directional alignment with the experience of Healthcare.gov.  There renewals were flat year over year.  New enrollees were down by 15% year over year.

I think two seperate forces are pushing against each other.

We know that pricing is good for the subsidized population because of the termination of Cost Sharing Reduction (CSR) subsidies.  95% of the country is seeing the CSR costs loaded into the Silver premiums only which makes Gold and Bronze plans for subsidized buyers relatively cheaper than they otherwise would have been.  Anyone who goes and looks will see a good deal.  The renewal process is working rather smoothly and people who are already in the system are still seeing good enough deals to stick around for another year.

The other force is getting new people to look at plans.  This is where the individual mandate seems to matter.  Compared to 2017 and 2018, new buyers have fallen off.  They have fallen off in Healthcare.gov states where there is an attendant drop in outreach, advertising and assistance funding.  They have fallen off in California which is probably operating at the outreach possibility frontier.

I think that once a subsidy eligible individual looks at the exchanges, they will likely see a good deal.  But the lack of a mandate has decreased the probability that someone who is subsidy eligible will look in the first place.  We can test this by seeing how many new accounts were created that never purchased insurance over time.

The change of the covered population to a higher level of retention can change some dynamics.  It reduces churn and it may increase the average duration of coverage at a particular insurer. Longer spans change incentive calculations for preventive care pushes.  I wonder if we need to think about closed blocks of business logic with the ACA?

Right now CSR Silverloading keeps the currently signed up, signed up while the lack of a mandate seems to push some incremental enrollees away from ever signing up.

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