When Bernie Sanders inevitably bumps up his non-stop nationwide grifting tour to a rerun presidential campaign, he might as well headline it RESPECT THE WHITE PENIS, because there isn’t one of his ‘positions’ that isn’t already being presented by a better (and in many cases more effective) candidate already. But, hey — maybe after last week’s debacle(s), genius ex-Repub media guru Steve Schmidt can persuade Howard Schultz to ‘defer’ his own vanity campaign in favor of supporting the dude voted Most Likely to Undercut Successful Opposition to Trump 2020!
And then these two can duke it out (quite possibly literally) for the undercard position as Sanders’ ‘In case of senile decline, break glass’ vice-presidential candidate:
Seth Moulton: "I’m thinking about running for president" https://t.co/D0s8JFA9ZH pic.twitter.com/k4D00cggoz
— The Hill (@thehill) February 11, 2019
De Blasio heads to New Hampshire as he contemplates run for president https://t.co/BnWSO2zPXq
— Yashar Ali ?? (@yashar) February 12, 2019
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Also, speaking of political traditions I hope 2020 will finally put into their coffins, let’s hear it for the end of the Great Whitebread-States Media-Mulcting Processionals:
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