Today is the 34th anniversary of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster, a catastrophe that threatened millions of lives and was dangerously downplayed by incompetent authorities only concerned with political spin doctoring.
How is the world celebrating this date today?— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) April 26, 2020
We’re using our imaginations!
I do not think this is true at all and this person is a MAGA weirdo but I kind of hope it is just because it would be the funniest possible outcome. https://t.co/FEFMee9k8p
— Starfish Who Had Fun For An Hour (@IRHotTakes) April 22, 2020
Joe duly gets sworn in, tosses the keys to the Obamas, and goes off to get ice cream, Barrack kisses his wife, goes over to the ol' desk, and props his feet up.
"It's good to be back," he sighs.
— Starfish Who Had Fun For An Hour (@IRHotTakes) April 22, 2020
US History Class, 2070:
"And so the end result of the backlash against Obama was the circumvention of the 22nd Amendment and the dawn of the Obama Regency Period."
"Miss Teacher, what was this chapter called again?"
"The Aristocrats."
— Starfish Who Had Fun For An Hour (@IRHotTakes) April 22, 2020
Also:
“We are all interconnected,” the famed primatologist, and a leading voice in conservation efforts, told the PBS NewsHour. “And if we don’t get that lesson from this pandemic, then maybe we never will.”https://t.co/QQrGGWLA4I
— PBS NewsHour (@NewsHour) April 23, 2020