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Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.

Sadly, media malpractice has become standard practice.

In my day, never was longer.

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

Someone should tell Republicans that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, or possibly the first.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

No one could have predicted…

One way or another, he’s a liar.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

Every decision we make has lots of baggage with it, known or unknown.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

Quote tweet friends, screenshot enemies.

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

Marge, god is saying you’re stupid.

Nothing says ‘pro-life’ like letting children go hungry.

Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.

Dear legacy media: you are not here to influence outcomes and policies you find desirable.

A fool as well as an oath-breaker.

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Representation Matters: RIP, Dr. Ruth Westheimer / Richard Simmons

by Anne Laurie|  July 16, 20242:54 am| 40 Comments

This post is in: RIP

Two legends gone in one day….absolutely gutting 🥹🙏 https://t.co/tMZ2hgkM8e

— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) July 13, 2024

Richard Simmons was the person who made exercising in public possible for millions of us, mostly women, who were incapable of meeting the Jane Fonda ‘ten pounds of stubborn baby weight’ standard. I mean that literally: pre-Simmons, a size 12 was XXXL in the aerobics section… if you were lucky. It was widely hailed as marketing genius when leotards and tights ‘suddenly’ appeared in the Plus Size department stores, but it was also a blessing for us shoppers!

Richard Simmons, self-proclaimed ‘pied piper of pounds,’ dies at 76 https://t.co/ZMT2mzWrG2

— Post Obituaries (@postobits) July 13, 2024

Worth reading the whole Washington Post obituary, so here’s a gift link:

Richard Simmons, the frizzy-haired fitness guru who championed positivity, exercise and healthy eating, and helped people lose millions of pounds through an idiosyncratic blend of earnestness and camp, died July 13 at his home in Los Angeles, a day after his 76th birthday…

Adopting playful titles like “The Pied Piper of Pounds” and “The Clown Prince of Fitness,” he led classes at his Beverly Hills exercise studio, Slimmons; published best-selling fitness guides, including the “Never-Say-Diet Book” (1980); promoted portion-control kits like Deal-a-Meal; and released hit workout videos including “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” (1988), in which he led aerobics routines to songs such as “Dancing in the Street” and “Great Balls of Fire,” backed by a live band in a gym setting meant to evoke a high school reunion.

A self-described “former fatty,” the 5-foot-7 Mr. Simmons “represented a much more accessible physical ideal” than svelte or muscle-bound peers like Jane Fonda and Jack LaLanne, said Natalia Mehlman Petrzela, a history professor at the New School in Manhattan and the author of “Fit Nation: The Gains and Pains of America’s Exercise Obsession.”

Recounting his story in books and exercise classes, Mr. Simmons said he had struggled with compulsive eating ever since he was a boy in New Orleans, entranced by opulent French Quarter restaurants and his parents’ home cooking. He “went directly from pablum to crêpes suzette,” weighed 268 pounds by the time he graduated from high school and became a plus-size model while studying in Italy as an exchange student, playing a dancing meatball, a bunch of grapes and an earthbound Peter Pan in commercials for food and underwear….

In a 2024 interview for this obituary, Petrzela said that Mr. Simmons was unique among his contemporaries in “welcoming and highlighting people who were not thin,” including by featuring them in his exercise videos.

She added that while he never discussed his sexuality, Mr. Simmons “brought a new, gender-bending aesthetic into mainstream America,” embodying “a kind of gender-line crossing flamboyance” that was more common to gay nightclubs than gyms. Cultural critic Rhonda Garelick, among others, described Mr. Simmons as “unmistakably camp,” writing in a 1995 article that his “elaborately constructed persona is part cheerleader, part father confessor, and part Broadway chorus boy.”…

The younger of two sons, Milton Teagle Simmons was born into a show-business family in New Orleans on July 12, 1948. His mother, the daughter of Russian Jewish immigrants, supported the family while working as a fan dancer; his father, who looked after the children, had once performed in a vaudeville act and emceed for big bands in Chicago.

To bring in extra money, Mr. Simmons sold pralines on street corners in the French Quarter — work he credited with teaching him how to work a crowd…

Late in his career, Mr. Simmons often noted that he found it difficult to talk with fans and students who told him about their struggles with weight loss and depression. He took their setbacks personally, he said, and cried more than he laughed. Prayer helped, as did keeping busy.

“People need the court jester, so I keep that smile on and keep going out there to do what I do,” he told Men’s Health magazine in 2012. He added, “I’m the clown you take out of the box and wind up when you need a good laugh. And then, when you’re done with me, I go back in my box.”

This is hard to explain to a younger generation, but back in the 80’s Simmons was one of the few unabashedly gay-acting men in public life, and Dr. Ruth was practically the only person who could talk frankly about sexuality on network television. Both pioneers in their way https://t.co/18WISm1p7X

— Pinboard (@Pinboard) July 13, 2024

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War for Ukraine Day 873: Day of Ukrainian Statehood

by Adam L Silverman|  July 15, 20248:20 pm| 49 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

The crest of the Ukrainian Ministry of Defense. A wine colored cross on a silver shield with the gold Uktainian Tryzub in the center on a circular blue medallion. A pair of silver maces and an upright sword are between the blue medallion and the wine colored cross.

A couple of quick housekeeping notes. First, Rosie is still doing very well. Thank you all, again, for the good thoughts, well wishes, prayers, and donation.

Second, I had a very long day so I’m going for – pick one – shorter, briefer, more concise for tonight’s update.

Third, you’ve all seen the news about Trump’s VP choice. I’ll simply remind everyone that while Vance only believes whatever Peter Thiel tells him to believe and whatever he needs to accumulate more power and influence, that means he believes the US should cut Ukraine off.

Vance has very much been a (the?) leader of the pro-appeasement camp in the U.S. regarding Russia—Trump’s selection couldn’t make it clearer what direction he will go in as president. https://t.co/fGiC3TEa4Z

— Casey Michel (@cjcmichel) July 15, 2024

President Zelenskyy gave both a press conference today and spoke at the official events for the Day of Ukrainian statehood. Video from the former hasn’t yet posted, but here’s a teaser:

Russia’s advance in the Kharkiv region failed thanks to the efforts of the Ukrainian military and supplied weapons. This stops Russia from keeping a strong presence in the north and attacking from there. – Zelensky during press conference. Other key points: pic.twitter.com/wmfhBcbEKE

— Maria Avdeeva (@maria_avdv) July 15, 2024

Ukraine will receive some F-16 planes this summer and by the end of the year. However, this won’t be enough to match the Russian air fleet. We’re working to get more. – Zelensky

— Maria Avdeeva (@maria_avdv) July 15, 2024

Here is President Zelenskyy’s remarks at the Day of Ukrainian Statehood celebrations.

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Pets by Request (Open Thread)

by WaterGirl|  July 15, 20248:18 pm| 40 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

A Compilation of Pets from the past few days

NutmegAgain – Orion

I’m really happy to share a couple of snaps of my new dog, Orion. One shows him in his dignitude, the other shows him in full-on begging mode.

His bio: Orion is a 3 yo Newfoundland (m,n) and he’s a Brown as you can see. He came to me from rescue in February, and I soon adopted him. He’s a big boy, even for a Newf, and he makes world-class slobber. A bigtime loogie-flinger. I am debating painting my kitchen cupboards a brownish color. No joke! Orion has all the wonderful Newf attributes: calm, affectionate, bonded. A very good boy indeed.

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Cats Represent – Nancy’s Zeke & Zena

The dogs were lovely and noble. but I wanted some cats so here are the cats I adopted from a shelter in mid-April.
It seems clear to me that they came from loving homes that maybe hit hard times. Both cats came to the shelter with blankets and cat toys. I get a little weepy just writing that.

Anyway they were in the shelter for about a month and they show signs of small t trauma. They start and run if I move too quickly. They are finally realizing that they don’t have to bolt their food after all this time of being fed regularly.

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Calypso the Old English Sheepdog

Pets by request - Too many dogs - Dog pictures

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Sent in by SusicC, who said “Needs more cats!”

Pets by request - SuzieC - Pet photos

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This is from FastEdD – Ed and De Dawg

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Here’s Big Spotty, followed by Charlie. Charlie had a career as a pharmaceutical lab testing dog who lived in a box. He’s now habitual panhandler who resembles a biscuit can on legs.


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From comrade scotts agenda of rage:

Blanca the kitten was a foster.  That’s the late Twinkle making sure my wife does not float away.  The other was our original take-in back in Misery in 1996, Janey feeding her babies.

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RNC Open Thread: TFG Picks J.D. Vance As His VP

by Anne Laurie|  July 15, 20247:02 pm| 213 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality

I'm genuinely surprised. My experience with guys like Trump is they cannot abide subordinates who are conspicuously ambitious. They don't come much more ambitious than Vance, who'd stick a knife in Trump's back at the first opportunity if he saw a benefit.

— R.S. Martin (@RSMwriter) July 15, 2024

JD Vance, who called Trump “America’s Hitler” and a “cynical asshole,” and said that any American would have to be an “idiot” to vote for him, has been selected as Trump’s running mate.

pic.twitter.com/ZbpWhuQRga

— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) July 15, 2024

I suspect this is a two-prong decision: First, there’s nothing a narcissist like TFG enjoys as much as making a former enemy kneel. Second, Vance’s sugar daddy Peter ‘Bathory’ Thiel offered Trump and/or the RNC a boatload of campaign money, which both entities desperately need right now. (Small possible consolation: watching them fight over which team gets how much of Thiel’s bribe.)

We just spent the last two days talking about the need to have politicians lead with civility, and then Trump chooses Vance who built his political career on forging division and fomenting anger. This is the opposite of what our nation needs at this critical moment. https://t.co/BO9ogWlloT

— Andy Kim (@AndyKimNJ) July 15, 2024

Good piece. I'll add, though, that I wonder if picking Vance was part of a deal to get Peter Theil to spend a bunch of money. Because Theil would sure love to have JD Vance in the Oval Office. https://t.co/4Sl0zrYGQU

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) July 15, 2024


Per the Washington Post, “The risk of J.D. Vance” [Gift link]:

During the 2022 election, Republicans nominated unpopular candidates aligned with Donald Trump. As a group, they most likely cost the party a chance to win the U.S. Senate.

One of those candidates will join Trump atop the 2024 Republican presidential ticket…

While Vance won his 2022 campaign, that may owe largely to Ohio’s increasing red lean in the Trump era. In fact, it looked for a time as if Vance might somehow lose even in a state that Trump carried by eight points in 2016 and 2020. Polls of his campaign with then-Rep. Tim Ryan (D-Ohio) were tight until the very end.

Vance ultimately won by six points — a margin similar to Trump’s. But crucially, he underperformed every other statewide Republican on the ballot by a large margin. Ohio went strongly for Republicans; it did not go strongly for Vance…

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Monday Early Evening Open Thread

by WaterGirl|  July 15, 20245:10 pm| 177 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Posted without comment.

h/t Subaru Diane

Open thread.

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Balloon Juice Is the Little Engine That Could (Open Thread)

by WaterGirl|  July 15, 20243:54 pm| 123 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

WE DID IT!  

I took the thermometer down because we are at $30,000!  (As soon as the final angel adds theirs, and I left a little bit of room for Omnes.)

Balloon Juice peeps are the best.

We’ll be coming hot and heavy with the next fundraising very soon.  No rest for the wicked  weary !

To everyone who donated or encouraged others, thank you!

What else can we celebrate today?

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New Sunglasses

by John Cole|  July 15, 20242:19 pm| 180 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

I hate the fact that my new sunglasses make me look like I should be in my pickup truck making angry videos about critical race theory, but man are they dark and super comfortable.

New Sunglasses

These sunglasses want to fly a “Let’s go Brandon” flag.
These sunglasses put raisins in potato salad.
These sunglasses pulled you over for a broken taillight and smelled weed in your car.
These sunglasses don’t season their chicken breasts.
These sunglasses don’t moisturize.
These sunglasses stormed the Capitol on 6 January.
These sunglasses think covid is a hoax.
These sunglasses don’t understand why they can’t say that word but rappers use it all the time
These sunglasses love chick-fil-a.
These sunglasses are just asking questions.
These sunglasses think if you don’t love America you should leave it.
These sunglasses frequently say “we’re a constitutional republic not a democracy”
These sunglasses listen to joe rogan.
These sunglasses have strong opinions about who should play women’s high school sports.
These sunglasses are looking into buying a cybertruck.

What do you think these sunglasses do?

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