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Make Measles Great Again

by @heymistermix.com|  November 14, 20244:05 pm| 81 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

RFK Jr at HHS  (Politico link) will be a new chapter in the glorious history of MAGA:

For a glimpse of what an empowered Kennedy might mean for America’s parents, it’s worth reviewing his role in “one of the worst measles outbreaks in recent memory,” as FactCheck.org put it:

In 2018, two infants in American Samoa died when nurses accidentally prepared the combined measles, mumps and rubella, or MMR, vaccine with expired muscle relaxant rather than water. The Samoan government temporarily suspended the vaccination program, and anti-vaccine advocates — including Kennedy and his nonprofit — flooded the area with misinformation. The vaccination rate dropped to a dangerously low level. The next year, when a traveler brought measles to the islands, the disease tore through the population, sickening more than 5,700 people and killing 83, most of them young children.

Edit:  From the post about Gaetz, below, and even more relevant here, I endorse this comment from sentient ai from the future:

we don’t hold back from opposing a nitwit bigot being placed in a position of serious power just because the next one might be worse/better.

taking a scalp shows that the spell can be broken, and as long as we dont for whatever reason, gambler’s fallacy-like, think we need to approve the next knuckle dragging chud being nominated too, because we’ve somehow spent our political capital *puke* then we can put up a decent fight, even in the minority.

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Proof of Life: Washington Meetup, Nov 2024

by WaterGirl|  November 14, 20241:36 pm| 91 Comments

This post is in: Balloon Juice, Meetups, Open Threads

Proof of Life!

From left to right: Yutsano, opiejeanne, mr. opiejeanne, Beautiful Plumage, Ravensara, and Casey L.

Photo and write-up courtesy of opiejeanne.

We had a great time on Sunday, and I feel so lucky to have a group of BJ jackals nearby enough that we can get together like this sometimes.

From the left: Yutsano, opiejeanne, mr opiejeanne, Beautiful Plumage, Ravensara, and Casey L.

I had surgery on Hallowe’en to correct my drooping eyelids, so my face is still puffy and bruised, and I have big bags under my eyes. Everyone else looked great.

Open thread.  (for anything except circular firing squads, attacking dems, and re-litigating anything)

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Upping the Expectations

by @heymistermix.com|  November 14, 202411:22 am| 142 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Look, if we’re going to “fight,” then the Gaetz nomination is a place to start.   Here’s what a fight would look like if the tables were turned:

  • The Ethics Committee report would be leaked, like today.
  • No fucking recess appointments.  The Senate would stay in session (if necessary by filibuster) and no monkey business with the House (again, if necessary, through parliamentary moves).
  • 24/7/365 focus on Gaetz from the media ecosystem.  This includes independent investigation, talking to people spouting rumors, etc.
  • Only relent on Gaetz to put him in context with all the other shitbirds that Trump is nominating.  They’re similar if not the same.

Is it hard?  Not for Republicans.  Is it hard for us?  Of course, because we lack the media ecosystem, and we lack Senators and Representatives willing to get their hands dirty.  I sure don’t expect a filibuster by Dick Durbin, who would be leading the fight as ranking member of Judiciary.

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Thursday Morning Open Thread: Our New Normal

by Anne Laurie|  November 14, 20247:54 am| 322 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!

Thursday Morning Open Thread:  Our New Normal 1

(Mike Luckovich via GoComics.com)

Vice President Kamala Harris is a leader

A leader is someone who can see how things can be improved & who rallies people to move toward that better vision.

Leaders work toward making their vision a reality while putting people first.

I am a proud supporter of @VP Harris ???? pic.twitter.com/g0CyXSFDR6

— RiotWomenn (@riotwomennn) November 14, 2024

*Sigh*…

8 days after the election and Republicans are already coping and seething about Trump's choices.

— Shadow Of The Nerdtree (@agraybee) November 14, 2024

We have to remember that, traditionally, an incoming administration awards the various constituencies that got it elected with some sort of representation.
So the tech bros get Elon, anti-vax freaks get RFK Jr, dog killers get Noem, white nationalists get Hegseth, pedophiles get Gaetz…

— Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social) November 13, 2024 at 6:50 PM


 
I’m sorry, my friends: The visiting aliens have decided there is no intelligent life down here… and may now be downgrading our ‘Mostly Harmless’ guidebook rating…

Three former U.S. government employees and a journalist said they believe the government is hiding info about UAPs from the public at a hearing in Congress Wednesday. pic.twitter.com/clcUjzKDfA

— The Associated Press (@AP) November 14, 2024

Thursday Morning Open Thread:  Our New Normal

(Clay Bennett via GoComics.com)

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On The Road – swiftfox – Tanzania Safari Part 5 – Mara River and Hot Air Balloon

by WaterGirl|  November 14, 20245:00 am| 21 Comments

This post is in: On The Road, Photo Blogging

swiftfox

During the dry season, wildebeest have to cross the Mara River to find fresh grass. Crocodiles wait for them in the river.  We saw groups of 50-300 but we saw just one group of 30 cross, and we largely missed it trying to get in position with the other Land Rovers.

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On The Road - swiftfox - Tanzania Safari Part 5 - Mara River and Hot Air Balloon 8
Serengeti Mara RiverSeptember 15, 2024

This croc is ready for action. And thermoregulating with it’s mouth open.

Late Night Open Thread: Gaetz Gets Gone?

by Anne Laurie|  November 14, 20243:41 am| 201 Comments

This post is in: Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!, Trump Crime Cartel

STOCKPILE - Gaetz Gets Gone?

Punchbowl was founded by people who thought Politico was too stodgy & fact-oriented, so: This take *may* be a little too conspiratorial. On the other hand, treating governmental appointments less as a matter of process than as a get-out-of-jail-free card is very much the Trump model…

STOCKPILE - Gaetz Gets Gone? 1

Mike Johnson says Matt Gaetz has already resigned from Congress

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.bsky.social) November 13, 2024 at 7:04 PM

Maybe deep-sixing the ethics investigation was the whole point.

— Jack Pitney (@jpitney) November 14, 2024

I was originally going to hold off on commenting on nominations at this stage but I cannot stay quiet here. I don’t need a confirmation hearing to know that Matt Gaetz is not qualified for Attorney General. I will not support his confirmation. https://t.co/Uv3AzuYnSk

— Andy Kim (@AndyKimNJ) November 13, 2024

Kevin McCarthy on Matt Gaetz: “I'll give you the truth why I'm not speaker. It's because one person, a member of Congress, wanted me to stop an ethics complaint because he slept with a 17-year-old…” pic.twitter.com/tS5eGlPatf

— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) November 13, 2024

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War for Ukraine Day 994: A Brief Wednesday Night Update

by Adam L Silverman|  November 13, 20249:11 pm| 42 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War in Ukraine

Two quick housekeeping notes. First, Rosie is still doing well. Thank you all for the good thoughts, well wishes, prayers, and donations.

Second, as I mentioned last night, I had a very long day today and have another tomorrow, so just the basics again.

Let’s get the weird stuff out of the way up top. Earlier today The Times of London reported an article with the alarming headline “Zelensky’s Nuclear Option: Ukraine Months Away from Bomb.” The article was a bit better: (emphasis mine)

Ukraine could develop a rudimentary nuclear bomb within months if Donald Trump withdraws US military assistance, according to a briefing paper prepared for the Ukrainian Ministry of Defence.

The country would quickly be able to build a basic device from plutonium with a similar technology to the “Fat Man” bomb dropped on Nagasaki in 1945, the report states. “Creating a simple atomic bomb, as the United States did within the framework of the Manhattan Project, would not be a difficult task 80 years later,” the document reads.

With no time to build and run the large facilities required to enrich uranium, wartime Ukraine would have to rely instead on using plutonium extracted from spent fuel rods taken from Ukraine’s nuclear reactors.

Ukraine still controls nine operational reactors and has significant nuclear expertise despite having given up the world’s third largest nuclear arsenal in 1996. The report says: “The weight of reactor plutonium available to Ukraine can be estimated at seven tons … A significant nuclear weapons arsenal would require much less material … the amount of material is sufficient for hundreds of warheads with a tactical yield of several kilotons.”

Such a bomb would have about one tenth the power of Fat Man, the document’s authors conclude.

“That would be enough to destroy an entire Russian airbase or concentrated military, industrial or logistics installations. The exact nuclear yield would be unpredictable because it would use different isotopes of plutonium,” said the report’s author, Oleksii Yizhak, head of department at Ukraine’s National Institute for Strategic Studies, a government research centre that acts as an advisory body to the presidential office and the National Security and Defence Council of Ukraine.

Last month President Zelensky said he had told Trump that Ukraine would need nuclear weapons to guarantee his country’s security if it were prevented from joining Nato, as President Putin has demanded. Zelensky later said he had meant there was no alternative security guarantee, and Ukrainian officials have since denied Kyiv is considering nuclear rearmament.

The paper, which is published by the Centre for Army, Conversion and Disarmament Studies, an influential Ukrainian military think tank, has been shared with the country’s deputy defence minister and is to be presented on Wednesday at a conference likely to be attended by Ukraine’s ministers for defence and strategic industries.

It is not endorsed by the Kyiv government but sets out the legal basis under which Ukraine could withdraw from the nuclear non-proliferation treaty (NPT), the ratification of which was contingent on security guarantees given by the US, UK and Russia in the 1994 Budapest memorandum. The agreement stated that Ukraine would surrender its nuclear arsenal of 1,734 strategic warheads in exchange for the promise of protection.

“The violation of the memorandum by the nuclear-armed Russian Federation provides formal grounds for withdrawal from the NPT and moral reasons for reconsideration of the non-nuclear choice made in early 1994,” the paper states.

The Ukrainian Ministry of Foreign Affairs quickly pushed back on The Times‘ reporting. From The Kyiv Independent:

Ukraine’s Foreign Ministry on Nov. 13 denied media reports suggesting that Kyiv was planning to develop weapons of mass destruction.

“Ukraine is committed to the NPT (the Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons); we do not possess, develop, or intend to acquire nuclear weapons,” Foreign Ministry spokesperson Heorhii Tykhyi said via X.

“Ukraine works closely with the IAEA (International Atomic Energy Agency) and is fully transparent to its monitoring, which rules out the use of nuclear materials for military purposes.”

The Times reported on Nov. 13 that Ukraine could develop a rudimentary nuclear bomb “within months” if U.S. military assistance under President-elect Donald Trump were to cease, according to a briefing paper prepared for the Ukrainian Defense Ministry seen by the outlet.

The report suggests that Ukraine could swiftly build a basic device using plutonium and technology similar to that of the atomic bomb the U.S. dropped on Nagasaki in 1945.

“Creating a simple atomic bomb, as the United States did during the Manhattan Project, would not be a difficult task 80 years later,” the document reads.

The Foreign Ministry has previously denied media reports that Ukraine plans to develop its own weapons of mass destruction. Speculation about Ukraine’s nuclear options increased after President Volodymyr Zelensky on Oct. 17 said that he told Trump in September that Ukraine must either join NATO or pursue nuclear capabilities for the country’s protection.

Zelensky later walked back the comments, saying that Kyiv is not pursuing nuclear weapons and the remarks were made to emphasize the failures of the Budapest Memorandum.

Under the 1994 agreement, Ukraine willingly surrendered its nuclear arsenal in exchange for receiving security guarantees from the U.S., the U.K., and Russia.

Let’s keep the fuckery to a minimum, shall we?

More seriously, and as I’ve written here repeatedly, I would be very surprised to find out that neither Ukraine nor a number of other EU and NATO member states were not very quietly and very quickly working on plans for how to quickly get to or past breakout (the Japanese option) in response to both Putin’s genocidal re-invasion of Ukraine and the Biden administration’s too cautious by half response. Dutch Admiral Rob Bauer, Chair of NATO’s military committee, explained it very succinctly at today’s IISS conference:

⚡️ “I’m absolutely sure, if Russians did not have nuclear weapons, we would already be in Ukraine, kicking them out,” says Rob Bauer, Chairman of NATO’s Military Committee.

📹: The International Institute for Strategic Studies / Youtube

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— UNITED24 Media (@united24media.com) November 13, 2024 at 6:54 AM

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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