Well, I feel like hammered shit, this being day 5 of the flu. I’ve also picked up a particularly nasty bacterial infection. I will say that until today, I’ve never used anything for nasal irrigation. I picked up a squeeze bottle thing with a box of saline packets. I followed the instructions, did exactly what it said to do, and let me tell you, it was a fucking revelation. Now I know why John kept going on and on about a neti pot.
So far, all I’ve been able to keep down has been chicken broth and crackers. The last time I was this nauseated, I was watching Sarah Palin’s speech at the 2008 Republican convention.
I’m not terribly worried about Santorum. The more exposure people get, the more grossed out they are. They find Santorum disgusting and nasty.
I’ll bet they would have the same reaction to the substance, but at least that stuff is the byproduct of an act of love, unlike the disgraced former Senator. He’s a religious whackjob who went down in his last election primarily because of all the revelations about his corruption. In other words, he’s the perfect Republican. I’m still going to donate money to the President and the party and individual campaigns.
So what all have you guys got going tonight?