I’m not a big sports fan but I do like to cook. Here’s what I’m making: a slow-roasted pork shoulder for pulled pork sandwiches, chili (pork and beef with no beans, though I’m not religious on that point), baked ziti for the non-pig/meat eaters, the usual chips, dip and veggie platters, and a chocolate cake with ice cream. To make it a real American meal, I’m serving it with a side of Lipitor, and I’ve painted a few Monoject insulin syringes with Steeler and Packer colors, all to celebrate our proud tradition of STEMIs and type II diabetes.
How about you?