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If you voted for Trump, you don’t get to speak about ethics, morals, or rule of law.

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Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are “they” and not “we.”

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Open Thread: Cat Rescue

by Anne Laurie|  August 21, 20106:05 am| 12 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Open Threads, Pet Rescue

From commentor Mary G:

This is Sophie. I got her on Feb. 1, 1991, at the Pasadena, CA Humane Society. I had lost my first cat six months before and told myself I was just going in to see how the shelter looked after a major remodel. Yeah, right.
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The volunteer opened cage after cage and handed me cat after cat. I could not pick one over the other – I wanted to take them all home.
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She put Sophie (then called Misty) back into her cage and started to open the next one, but Sophie stuck her leg through the wire and tapped me on the shoulder very gently with her paw. That did it. She still taps me with a paw if she wants food or attention, but only on the left leg and arm, never the right.
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She had no use for any other human being. She didn’t want me to pet her if I was standing up or sitting down, but if I was lying on the sofa or the bed, and no one else was around, she would snuggle and purr and demand scritches. She sleeps on my hip at night.
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She knew my car and when I got home from work, I’d see her head peeking out between the curtains, and as I came up on the front porch, she’d run to the door. But once I unlocked the door, before I could open it, she would run back behind the coffee table and look away like she couldn’t care less if I was there or not.
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A year or two ago, out of the blue she decided she was a lap cat after all, not with me, but my mother. The second mom sits down, Sophie climbs up. Who knows why, she’s never even seen another cat in a lap.
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Her kidneys have been bad since she was three years old, but I feed her the special food from the vet and they’ve held up so far, thank goodness.

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Late Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  August 21, 201012:40 am| 132 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Listening to these guys for the first time in a while:

Also, those of you who do not like the decor of my house can lick my ring. It’s comfortable, it is clean, it smells good, my company and the animals and I enjoy it, and it is paid for. This is real America, not Selling New York, jackass.

Not to mention, my sparkling personality and obvious charm are the real selling points once you are in the house. Asshole.

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Happy hour blogospheric navelgazing discussion

by DougJ|  August 20, 20106:44 pm| 161 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Blogospheric Navel-Gazing

A commenter who is new to the place asks:

I’m just curious as to what this blog sees as its identity. It has no particular activist focus, nor any particular policy area of interest or expertise. If I had to describe it, I would say its a media criticism site for the aging online population. Hence the generally shallow and frightened tone on a lot of topics, plus the frequent pet and gardening posts.

What is this blog’s identity? Or is it — and by extension all of you — what Lee Siegel and Alessandra Stanley call “post-identity”, like Lady Gaga?

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No Time Left For You

by John Cole|  August 20, 20101:58 pm| 31 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I’m on my way to better things.

Just too swamped to do anything. Be nice to eh other.

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Open Thread: You Want Lies With That?

by Anne Laurie|  August 20, 201010:29 am| 54 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Assholes, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

Jeff Danziger is still the single greatest political cartoonist now drawing.

Danziger’s website. But if you subscribe to GoComics, you’ll get them a couple days sooner.

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Open Thread: Good (Rescue) Dog!

by Anne Laurie|  August 20, 20108:55 am| 58 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Open Threads, Pet Rescue

From commentor Carnacki:

Lucy looked up at me with her lovely dark brown eyes as she greeted me at the back door this evening. Her tail thumped into the metal cabinet like a drum. I bent down and kissed her forehead and scratched her behind her ears the way I always have.
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Lucy was 9 when we adopted her two years ago. She was already old with gray around her eyes and throughout her muzzle.
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She perked up when we walked through the rescue shelter looking at the various strays. She was in the last cage, a black Labrador-German shepherd mix that weighed nearly 100 pounds, a senior dog brought in by an elderly woman who had to go into a nursing home because of her health and could not find anyone to take in her dog.
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It was July 7, 2007. 7-7-07. A lucky day, we said.
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Ms. Carnacki wasn’t certain we should get such an old dog and had not thought of us getting such a big dog. But there was something about the way that Lucy lit up when she saw our three daughters and us. We took her outside on the leash and she moved like a puppy, happy to be outside and licking the children with her long tongue. She won all of us over and we took her home and it was as if she had always lived with us. She wasn’t a pet. She was family.
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A week after we had brought her home with us, I strained my right hamstring while running intervals for exercise. I had decided I was going to milk it for the weekend and put off the jobs on my to-do list. I was on the sofa with a horror movie on the television at 2:30 a.m. and my feet propped up. Lucy lay on the floor next to me, her head resting on her paws while I gently scratched her head.
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Suddenly she jumped up and raced into my oldest daughter’s bedroom barking fiercely. A neighbor’s dog was barking in that direction and I thought Lucy was answering him. My fear was she would wake my daughter. Unlike Lucy, I was a fool.

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But thankfully we had Lucy because the next morning we discovered someone had opened my 9-year-old daughter’s bedroom and pulled over the children’s metal wagon and attempted to enter her room. Lucy had frightened the burglar off.
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For many nights afterwards, Lucy and I patrolled the yard at night for the police had suspected the person had watched the house for some time and picked that window deliberately. Only our adoption of Lucy had saved us from a world of hurt. I wanted to be seen aggressively keeping watch around the house to send the message to anyone watching that only Death and a fiercely loyal, big, black dog awaited him should he return.
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She has been with us through many trials and tribulations, loyally guarding us and loving us. She’s the first to greet me at the door and help me transition from long-distance work commuter to father.
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One of her greatest joys is to catch sticks. She doesn’t return them. She chews on them until she breaks them, often with one bite of her powerful jaw. Not long ago she stopped jumping for the sticks and a couple of times she fell trying to catch them as her weakening back legs gave out from under her. I built a long ramp covered with outdoor carpeting and with side-guards to make it more secure for her for her to use instead of the back steps. She uses it to go down, but stubbornly prefers to struggle up the steps than to go up the ramp.
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We were fearful we were going to lose her last month, but she bounced back. However, on a follow up visit on Friday, we discovered her weight had dropped to 87 pounds. The vet, who has brought her back to health twice before and I would trust with my own life, told me Lucy has cancer and estimated she has two to three months at most. At Lucy’s age, treatment is really not an option.
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There’s little more we can do for her. We’ve always loved up on her. We’ve always spoiled her (though she remains a very polite dog). So we just have to keep treating her the way we’ve always treated her to make the most of the time we have left with her. We have pain pills for her and I’ve picked out the spot where we’ll bury her and plant a memorial flower garden.
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For $15 we adopted Lucy. I wouldn’t trade her for all the money in the world. She’s made me the happiest dog owner ever.
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(I originally wrote this on July 20, 2009. Eleven days later, Lucy, who faded fast, died as I held her at the vet’s and whispered in her ear how much she was loved. I miss her very much.)

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Open Thread: Simon’s Cat

by Anne Laurie|  August 20, 20103:39 am| 43 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Humorous, Open Threads


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Simon Tofield has a website! And a book, of which I am off to order my own copy…

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