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Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

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The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

The media handbook says “controversial” is the most negative description that can be used for a Republican.

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

“The defense has a certain level of trust in defendant that the government does not.”

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

Since we are repeating ourselves, let me just say fuck that.

Petty moves from a petty man.

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

We still have time to mess this up!

A tremendous foreign policy asset… to all of our adversaries.

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

This is dead girl, live boy, a goat, two wetsuits and a dildo territory.  oh, and pink furry handcuffs.

When we show up, we win.

Today’s gop: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.

The rest of the comments were smacking Boebert like she was a piñata.

An almost top 10,000 blog!

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

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Unbelievably Frustrating

by Tim F|  March 3, 201011:11 am| 21 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I understand that as a blogger I can afford to take the long view on health care reform, while many members of Congress unquestionably have their career at stake over this one vote. Nonetheless I think that Representatives who have gotten spooked by bad HCR poll numbers are making a terrible mistake. It might help to argue like Josh Marshall does that vulnerable seats got killed the worst in 2002 1994 (inexplicably got the date wrong there). He’s certainly right, but dry logic has only so much impact on crisis days like today. These Reps need a heap of supportive phone calls from constituents.

This is crunch time. Please phone and make sure that your Representative will supports the current road map: pass the Senate bill, then resolve issues such as the excise tax with a reconciliation fix. Tomorrow may be too late.

Switchboard: (202) 224-3121.

Guide for first-timers here.

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A predictable bit of stupidity…

by Dennis G.|  March 3, 20108:56 am| 115 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Good News For Conservatives

Perry wins a low turn-out Republican primary, so naturally one must rush into print the “Perry is a viable candidate for 2012” story. And of course these wankers were first out of the gate with this drivel:

typical Politico foolishness

It is a typical example of the foolishness one can read everyday at Politico. What I really like is the “any reporter” in the upper corner. No doubt. This is what one can expect to read from “any ‘reporter'” at this Pravda for the Beltway.

While this was their lead story this morning, it is safe to assume that it will not be the stupidest thing posted at Politico today. But still, it is a classic. The stupid of it just burns.

Cheers

dengre

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Another Open Thread

by John Cole|  March 2, 20108:08 pm| 119 Comments

This post is in: Food, Open Threads, Television

New Southland tonight on TNT, for those of you who are interested (10 pm EST).

Also, I saw this smoothie on Good Eats last night, made one today, and it was delicious. Anyone have an estimate of how many calories are in it? Trying to regain my girlish figure (or at least acquire one that looks less like Rosie O’Donnell) after sitting on my ass for six weeks.

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Halter Update

by John Cole|  March 2, 20104:52 pm| 82 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Politics

Halter’s first ad is up:

His website can be found here, and apparently he has raised close to 150k through ActBlue alone. According to the Great Orange Satan he officially filed, and I know he raised an ungodly amount through MoveOn, too. Here is our page for those of you who are so inclined:

Goal Thermometer

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Getting to 216 votes…

by Dennis G.|  March 2, 201010:29 am| 23 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

As the HCR action turns to the House, the question of the week is can House Democrats get past 216 votes to pass the Senate HCR Bill as next step to passing HCR. On Wednesday President Obama will present his way forward on both the substance and the process for passing the damn bill. I suspect that he’ll ask the House to go first and then fix the Bill in Reconciliation as the final step.

So it is time to call Members of the House and get them on board to support P.T.D.B.

Taniel over at Campaign Diaries published a nice list of where the 39 NO votes for the House HCR Bill might line up with regard to a vote on the Senate Bill. These are all folks to call, especially the last 18 on the list.

Today President Obama is traveling to an event in the District of one of those Members.

It might also be worthwhile to call the DCCC (202-863-1500) and let them know that “NO” voters on HCR should not get DCCC support.

Cheers

dengre

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Early Morning Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  March 2, 20103:30 am| 49 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Photo Blogging, Popular Culture, Science & Technology

Many thanks to JeffreyW for linking to this morning’s Moment of Zen:

The mechanics of hovering had been explained to me, but I’d never realized how much these little guys would look like swimmers treading water…

*****

For those who were impressed, and moved, by the Esquire profile of Roger Ebert, he will be debuting his “own” computer voice on Oprah today:

A company called CereProc has taken voice samples from Ebert’s DVD commentaries and created a computerized voice that Ebert can use to “speak.” This could even lead to Ebert using the voice for other media, including podcasts, video, and commentaries.

(h/t TV Squad)

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And finally, in my best “following the circus parade with a push-broom” style, I would greatly appreciate it if any of the more tech-savvy Balloon Juicers can tell me whether I should worry that my reaction to the NYTimes article “Striving to Map the Shape-Shifting Net”

In a dimly lit chamber festooned with wires and hidden in one of California’s largest data centers, Tim Pozar is changing the shape of the Internet. He is using what Internet engineers refer to as a “meet-me room.”… What Mr. Pozar does there is to informally wire together the networks of different businesses that want to freely share their Internet traffic.
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The practice is known as peering, and it goes back to the earliest days of the Internet… Originally, the companies that owned the backbone of the Internet shared traffic. In recent years, however, the practice has increased to the point where some researchers who study the way global networks are put together believe that peering is changing the fundamental shape of the Internet, with serious consequences for its stability and security. Others see the vast increase in traffic staying within a structure that has remained essentially the same.

… is a heartfelt, “And this should mean something to me… because?”

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Yes, of course he’s running…

by Dennis G.|  March 2, 201012:13 am| 49 Comments

This post is in: An Unexamined Scandal, Getting The Band Back Together, Open Threads, Good News For Conservatives

As I’ve mentioned before it seems that all of Jack Abramoff’s old scandal buddies are getting back into the game. Patrick Pizzella, Dick Armey, Matt Kibbe and others are running the Tea Bagger movement from their puppet master perches on K Street and the Avenues of power inside the DC beltway. JD Hayworth, Richard Pombo and others are running for office again.

Could Jack’s core cadre of grifters be far behind. Of course not.

The word has leaked out that Ralph Reed is getting ready to run for Congress in Georgia. Micheal Scherer at Time has more details.

Reed is a creation of Abramoff. Jack plucked the young plagiarist from Georgia decades ago and set him up in DC. The grifters have been working together ever since. Reed’s greed for payoffs became so intense that at one point Abramoff and fellow co-conspirator Micheal Scanlon were complaining about Ralph.

Jack told Mike:

He is a bad version of us!

And then there is that system of human trafficking, forced abortions and force prostitution in the Western Pacific that Ralph, Jack and the gang protected in exchange for cash. I hope the FSM gives these weasels what they deserve when their number comes up.

But things are what they are and so: yes, of course Reed will run for Congress. He’ll tell the rubes he is a “Christian” and the fools will support this grifter with an ice cream face. The only good thing one could say about Congressman Reed is that you could file an ethics complaint against him the moment he is sworn in.

Regardless of the drawbacks, I’m sure this is good news for John McCain.

Cheers

dengre

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