For further insight into my clearly active social life, I decided Tunch was feeling neglected, so I got him smacked up on some homegrown catnip and broke out the laser:
I probably shouldn’t admit this, but during the playtime with Tunch, I looked down at sweet, timid, scared, beautiful Lily lying underneath my desk, staring at me with her helpless gaze, looked at the laser, looked at Tunch, and said to myself- “One of these days…”