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Open Thread: Our Current FBI, An Insult to Honest Goat Rodeos

by Anne Laurie|  September 12, 20251:19 am| 90 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, National Security, Open Threads, Republican Politics, Trump Crime Cartel

This article gives the impression that local authorities and the FBI have essentially no leads at all in the shooting of Charlie Kirk. I'm curious how much of this has to do with the post-purge state of the FBI and its previous focus on domestic extremist activity. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/u…

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— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) September 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM

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Note the date:

Absolute Christmas for actual gangs, terrorists, spies, crime syndicates, child predators and…most crucially…white collar criminals.

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— Zeddy (@zeddary.bsky.social) September 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM

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Donald Trump is diverting law enforcement from going after human traffickers, child predators, and terrorists. He's the most pro-predator president in history.

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— Senator Ron Wyden (@wyden.senate.gov) September 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM

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Current status:

Time to bring in the experts.

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— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) September 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM

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The lawsuit fired by senior FBI agents yesterday quote Patel saying that he had to do what the WH wanted (in that case, fire people for no good reason) to keep his job.
The WH needs this murder to be blamed on…an enemy. You do the math.

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— Asha Rangappa (@asharangappa.bsky.social) September 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM

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Kash Patel fired the 'legendary' special agent in charge of Utah's FBI divison just a month before she would have led the ongoing manhunt for Charlie Kirk's assassin.

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— Bruno J. Navarro (@brunojnavarro.bsky.social) September 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM

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The former head of the FBI’s Salt Lake City field office, a legendary agent named Mehtab Syed (pictured), was sacked by Kash Patel. Patel’s deputy director is a podcaster with zero FBI experience. If the FBI manhunt in Utah seems like amateur hour it’s because it is.

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— The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) September 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM

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Can’t track down the shooter, but they’ve got the manpower for reading social media!

Has the State Department ever warned a group of people not to mock something? I don’t mean telling State Department employees to be diplomatic, I mean threatening nonemployees with state punishment if they make jokes, bad taste or otherwise.
That’s Putin, Xi, Erdogan stuff.

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— Nicholas Grossman (@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social) September 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM

(I’m sure Charlie Kirk would be proud.)

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Politics Open Thread: It’s Not Paranoia…

by Anne Laurie|  June 1, 20254:46 pm| 81 Comments

This post is in: DOGESHIT, Grifters Gonna Grift, National Security, Republican Politics, Elon Musk

Exactly as predicted, now that DOGE has scraped all your personal data from government agencies, it's all being given to Peter Thiel's Palantir. It was always going to be Peter, who has dreamed of dictatorship for decades, patiently built his "political project". 1/
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/t…

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— capitolhunters (@capitolhunters.bsky.social) May 30, 2025 at 9:14 AM

Per the (very neutral,of course) NYTimes [gift link]:

In March, President Trump signed an executive order calling for the federal government to share data across agencies, raising questions over whether he might compile a master list of personal information on Americans that could give him untold surveillance power.

Mr. Trump has not publicly talked about the effort since. But behind the scenes, officials have quietly put technological building blocks into place to enable his plan. In particular, they have turned to one company: Palantir, the data analysis and technology firm.

The Trump administration has expanded Palantir’s work across the federal government in recent months. The company has received more than $113 million in federal government spending since Mr. Trump took office, according to public records, including additional funds from existing contracts as well as new contracts with the Department of Homeland Security and the Pentagon. (This does not include a $795 million contract that the Department of Defense awarded the company last week, which has not been spent.)

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Representatives of Palantir are also speaking to at least two other agencies — the Social Security Administration and the Internal Revenue Service — about buying its technology, according to six government officials and Palantir employees with knowledge of the discussions.

The push has put a key Palantir product called Foundry into at least four federal agencies, including D.H.S. and the Health and Human Services Department. Widely adopting Foundry, which organizes and analyzes data, paves the way for Mr. Trump to easily merge information from different agencies, the government officials said…

Creating detailed portraits of Americans based on government data is not just a pipe dream. The Trump administration has already sought access to hundreds of data points on citizens and others through government databases, including their bank account numbers, the amount of their student debt, their medical claims and any disability status.

Mr. Trump could potentially use such information to advance his political agenda by policing immigrants and punishing critics, Democratic lawmakers and critics have said. Privacy advocates, student unions and labor rights organizations have filed lawsuits to block data access, questioning whether the government could weaponize people’s personal information…

Probably it’s just me, but it seems like Thiel & Musk have been in competition since at least last year’s primaries. It could be kayfabe, but it;s not as though superpredator oligarchs haven’t been known to turn on each other. (And it might be a factor in all the recent major-media Musk bashing.)

The NYT doesn't say HOW it was decided to give Palantir all your personal data, only that it was a no-bid contract directed by "Elon Musk's DOGE". (DOGE was always a project of Peter's too.) Thiel had installed a protege as US Federal Chief Information Officer, likely for just this reason. 2/

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— capitolhunters (@capitolhunters.bsky.social) May 30, 2025 at 9:14 AM


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One of Trump's first actions as president was to install Greg Barbaccia as US Federal Chief Information Officer, a bizarre choice – an ex-Army guy who did "physical security" for Palantir. This account called it: he was there to give Palantir your data. 3/
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— capitolhunters (@capitolhunters.bsky.social) May 30, 2025 at 9:14 AM


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Remember: this account has focused on Peter Thiel because of his deep ties to January 6. He launched the alt-right influencers who promoted it – in 2016. He built the Senators who delayed the vote, Cruz and Hawley – from 2008. Peter is very, very patient, and it works. Journalists look away. 4/

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— capitolhunters (@capitolhunters.bsky.social) May 30, 2025 at 9:38 AM


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All this was so forseeable. Here's a 3-month-old prediction that's spot on: Elon would be disposed of once his task was done, and Peter would get a contract to take your data. Now suddenly we see major leaks about Elon's drug use – and Palantir gets that contract. We need to wake up, fight back. 5/

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— capitolhunters (@capitolhunters.bsky.social) May 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM

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Revolutionary Warfare=Guerrilla Warfare+Political Action

by Adam L Silverman|  November 7, 20248:03 pm| 220 Comments

This post is in: Activist Judges!, America, Crazification Factor, Domestic Politics, National Security, Open Threads, Organizing & Resistance, Politics, Silverman on Security

I’m going to keep this short as I still have to do the Ukraine war update later and I’m very fried from work despite this being day 1 of my mini-staycation.

I want to make this very clear at the outset, this is not a victory lap. It is not an I told you so. I really don’t want to have to write this post at all. I am no happier than any of you.

Let’s start with where we are now.

Where we are now is a revolutionary movement that revolves around a revanchist, reactionary racist, antisemitic, Islamophobic, misogynist, homophobic, xenophobic, nativist, isolationist, and (white) Christian nationalist ideology fused with a cult of personality around the President-elect will soon have control of the executive branch, the Senate, most likely the House, the Supreme Court, a number of the federal appellate courts, and 25 state trifectas.

I think the model or heuristic for understanding what the President-elect’s second term will be like is a combination of two historical examples. The first is Yeltsin and Putin. Yeltsin was old, ill, and infirm from both his alcoholism and other health issues. Putin was an ambitious, angry, revanchist backed by (owned) by powerful and ultra-high net worth individuals. I think this is an apt description for the dynamic between Trump and Vance. History rhymes, it does not repeat, so this does not mean that Vance will eventually be president for life or anything.

The second is the fascist co-president that George Herbert Walker, Prescott Bush, and their co-conspirators wanted to force onto FDR in the first months of his first term of office in what is called the Business Plot. Vance is the vehicle for the current equivalents of Walker, Bush, and their co-conspirators – Thiel, Musk, the Uhliens, Zuckerberg, Bezos, etc – to quietly achieve their goals in the background while the President-elect does whatever he’s going to do in the foreground.

There is also going to be a LOT of chaos. Not everyone that is going to get a senior political appointment is on the same page. They all have their own agendas. There is going to be jockeying for position, the President-elect’s family members, including in-laws, are all going to want their pieces of the action or, at least ill gotten gains. And given how we’ve been watching the President-elect very visibly decline in real time over the past two months, there will be infighting over who is his actual, real successor. I fully expect the President-elect and his team to shiv RFK Jr as they don’t need him anymore.

The fight to be his successor will begin almost immediately. The President-elect’s movement is a cult of personality. But there’s no actual heir apparent to him. None of his children have what his followers see in him and want, which is a combination of anger, spite, bigotry, and entertainment. Same with other GOP officials and MAGA movement conservative elites and notables. Vance, DeStupid, Cotton, Scott, Cruz, etc all have the anger, spite, and bigotry, but they’re not entertaining. Youngkin is just boring. He presents as normal. With the exception of his youngest son, whom we only see so we have no idea if he can do entertaining, the President-elect’s other children don’t have the entertainment value and come off as whiny and spoiled, because they are whiny and spoiled. Stephen Miller has the anger, spite, and bigotry down to a science, but the President-elect’s movement isn’t going to move their allegiance to him because he’s Jewish. Musk is not entertaining at all. He’s just a black hole of entitled, coddled, failed his way upward neediness. Thiel hits the same repellent cords as Rick Scott. Tucker Carlson and Marjorie Taylor Green seem to hit all the characteristics like the President-elect, and as I’ve speculated here before I could see either of them making a play for his mantle, but I don’t know if either could or would pull it off.

After the jump I’m going to go through how we got here and why I thought it was likely we would get here.

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Sunday night – 2 NOV – Cole texted and asked:

Are you feeling more or less confident about the election?

This was my answer with light copy editing (emphasis mine):

Mixed. Harris, Walz, and most of her team have done a great job. Anita Dunn and the other legacy 3rd way/triangulation asshats they got saddled with by Biden are making their usual milquetoast mess.

And Nate Cohn from 538 came out today and basically said that since the pollsters screwed up their models so badly in 2016 and 2020, no matter how good the results are for Harris or Dems in the raw returns, they’re reweighing everything to either go 50-50 or lean Trump.

What worries me is all the same things that haven’t changed. Extreme gerrymanders, voter suppression, voter purging, McConnell’s and Leo’s packed federal appellate and supreme courts, ultra-high net worth asshole’s money (Musk, Mellon,. Adelson, Thiel, Uhlien, etc), law enforcement being all on board not just with Trump, but with using violence on his behalf, and the subversion of municipal and state election boards and staff over the past four years through violence, the threats of violence, and the establishment of a competitive system of control.

I’m not sure that all of those structural worries can be overcome by an excellent campaign, excellent ground game, and excellent enthusiasm.

And I didn’t even get to the Russian, Israeli, PRC, DPRK, Sauid, Emirati, and Iranian interference on Trump’s behalf.

I’m cautiously optimistic, but very concerned.

The reason I was very concerned, the reason I had written here many times since 2022 that what has happened was going to happen, is that I was using a different model to try to understand what was and is going on. Specifically, Bernard Fall’s model of revolutionary warfare:

Revolutionary Warfare=Guerrilla Warfare+Political Action (RW=GW+PA)

Counter-Revolutionary Warfare=Counter-Guerrilla Warfare+Counter-Political Action+Civic Action (CRW=CGW+CPA+CA)

As I wrote last night, what you all did here was amazing! You should be proud as hell of what you did. But what you all did was civic action and civic action along cannot counter what we have been and are experiencing.

Almost none of the elected and appointed officials who were supposed to do the Counter-Guerrilla Warfare and the Counter-Political Action did. DOJ, DHS, FBI, etc are all still missing in action. The few who tried, like the Colorado Secretary of State in invoking the 14th Amendment, had their Counter-Political Action countered by the Supreme Court.

Nothing was actually done to stop the people who actually planned the insurrection and attack on the Capitol on 6 January 2021. We’ve got about 575 nobodies and about two dozen senior Oath Keepers and Proud Boys arrested, charged, tried, convicted, and mostly sentenced. The President-elect, his senior aides and trusted agents, the dozen or so Republican members of the House, and the 1/2 dozen Republican senators who we know actually planned the events of that day because we have them on news video going to and leaving the White House where it was being planned have never been and will never be held to account. These folks are an insider threat. They were not deterred because nothing was actually done to deter to them. And, as a result, the revolt that we all watched on 6 January 2021 never ended. It is still ongoing led by the same senior GOP elected and appointed officials involved in its planning. As a result, a revolutionary government will be sworn in and take control of the US in January 2025.

Counter-Revolutionary Warfare=Counter-Guerrilla Warfare+Counter-Political Action+Civic Action.

Open thread!

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Thursday Night Open Thread: Today’s Teacup Tempest, Courtesy of Special Counsel Robert Hur

by Anne Laurie|  February 8, 20248:16 pm| 50 Comments

This post is in: National Security, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Our Failed Media Experiment

Hur did his version of Comey's "I have no case but need to slap 'em around a little" routine

as for Biden's mental fitness, I talked to him one-on-one at the White House 10 days before Hur did

here's the video; judge for yourselfhttps://t.co/uZHiWLjCo6

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) February 8, 2024

Remember how some (outdated, unimportant) TOP SECRET papers turned up during a search of President Biden’s property, at the same time the FBI was toting box after box of highly sensitive material out of Mar-A-Lago? (Don’t worry, very few people *did* remember.) Well, after a thorough investigation, the Republican special counsel in charge of weighing Biden’s culpability decided he couldn’t make a case that wouldn’t be thrown out of court… but that didn’t stop Hur from trying a little Comey-dance for the compliant media.

Per NBC, “Biden won’t be charged in classified docs case; special counsel cites instances of ‘poor memory’”:

Special counsel Robert Hur has declined to prosecute President Joe Biden for his handling of classified documents but said in a report released Thursday that Biden’s practices “present serious risks to national security” and added that part of the reason he wouldn’t charge Biden was that the president could portray himself as an “elderly man with a poor memory” who would be sympathetic to a jury.

“Our investigation uncovered evidence that President Biden willfully retained and disclosed classified materials after his vice presidency when he was a private citizen,” the report said, but added that the evidence “does not establish Mr. Biden’s guilt beyond a reasonable doubt.”

The report from Hur — who previously appointed by former President Donald Trump as one of the country’s top federal prosecutors — also made clear the “material distinctions” between a theoretical case against Biden and the pending case against Trump for his handling of classified documents, noting the “serious aggravating facts” in Trump’s case.

Biden said in a statement after the report became public that he was “pleased to see they reached the conclusion I believed all along they would reach — that there would be no charges brought in this case and the matter is now closed,” adding that he “cooperated completely, threw up no roadblocks, and sought no delays.”…

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Andrew Weissman, who served on special counsel Robert Mueller’s team, said on MSNBC on Thursday that Hur’s decision to lodge criticisms of Biden’s memory problems was “gratuitous” and reminded him of when former FBI Director James Comey held a press conference criticizing Hillary Clinton in the months before the 2016 election.

“This is not being charged. And yet a person goes out and gives their opinion with adjectives and adverbs about what they think, entirely inappropriate,” he said. “I think a really fair criticism of this is unfortunately, we’re seeing a redux of what we saw with respect to James Comey at the FBI with respect to Hillary Clinton in terms of really not adhering to what I think are the highest ideals of the Department of Justice.”…

The announcement tops off a lengthy saga that began in November 2022, after one of Biden’s personal attorneys found classified documents that appeared to be from the Obama administration at the Penn Biden Center for Diplomacy and Global Engagement, which Biden had used as a personal office after his vice presidential term concluded. Classified documents were later also found at Biden’s Delaware home.

With Hur’s announcement, Donald Trump remains the only president in history to face criminal charges, which include seven criminal charges in connection with mishandling classified documents found at Mar-a-Lago. According to the indictment in that case, Trump had more than 100 classified documents at his Florida home, including documents with “Top Secret” classification markings.

Rep. Raskin: Republican counsel Hur took some gratuitous slaps at Joe Biden because of his age. A lot of these age-insulting remarks are getting tiresome. All we need from a special prosecutor is to decide whether there were any legal grounds to move forward, he said there’s not pic.twitter.com/7RINpsjqwC

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) February 9, 2024

HE IS HYPOTHESIZING ABOUT A LEGAL DEFENSE STRATEGY pic.twitter.com/8Av86XpclM

— Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) February 8, 2024

Seung knows. She 100% knows. 100% ratfucker. https://t.co/9JYan9bbfK

— Julian Mostaphilippe (@ilpomodoro2) February 8, 2024

Robert Hur's interviews with Biden were on October 8th and October 9th…days if not hours after the October 7th Hamas attack. If he seemed distracted, there is a pretty good reason why that doesn't require Hur to speculate on what conclusion a fictitious jury might have.

— Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) February 8, 2024

I see these guys are taking a Republican lawyer who couldn't find anything to charge and wanted to get some jabs in, at his word. pic.twitter.com/B72Am4k6Xe

— vocational politics appreciation account (@Convolutedname) February 8, 2024

Letter from Sauber and Bauer to Hur: "We do not believe that the report's treatment of President Biden's memory is accurate or appropriate. The report uses highly prejudicial language to describe a commonplace occurrence among witnesses: a lack ofrecall of years-old events." pic.twitter.com/H5VtckC5ux

— Andrew Bates (@AndrewJBates46) February 8, 2024

The most ironic bit here is that as diminished as his political instincts are Trump immediately was able to identify:
1. What was actually alleged in the report: "Biden presenting himself.."
2. The actual important thing: the documents issue is gone for Biden, cleared. https://t.co/IGUVYwQGqR

— vocational politics appreciation account (@Convolutedname) February 8, 2024

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Open Thread (Mendacious Menendez and More)

by WaterGirl|  September 28, 202311:53 am| 170 Comments

This post is in: National Security, Open Threads, Politics

Until this morning, I was only aware of two of the five items on this list from Just Security..

How Dangerous is Menendez to Our National Security?

Short answer? VERY>

Let us count the ways…

  1. Disclosing the United States’ Staffing Blueprint in its Egyptian Embassy
  2. Providing Advance Information on U.S. Military Aid
  3. Ghostwriting a Letter Requesting U.S. Military Aid from the Government of Egypt
  4. Providing a Heads-Up on Questions U.S. Senators Intended to Ask of Egyptian Officials
  5. It’s Impossible to Know How Much Leverage Egypt Continues to Have Over Menendez

Surely his girlfriend – now his wife – who was in the middle of all these things, must have been pivotal in his recruitment.  That’s just my opinion, but it’s hard for me to see otherwise.   Not just in their pocket; definitely in bed with them.

Read the whole thing.  (Just Security)

Also, the polls that we probably won’t hear much about in the media:

I’d be willing to bet this isn’t reported on anywhere near as extensively as the “OMG TRUMP LEADING BY 10 POINTS!!” hysteria that we were subjected to last week.

Anyway, fuck polls. Just vote. https://t.co/akNpVsDDSU

— Angry Staffer 🌻 (@Angry_Staffer) September 27, 2023

Also, I cannot believe that a formal dress code for male senators passed unanimously today.  Seriously?

Open thread.

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Nat(In)Security Open Thread: Glee Amongst the Peanut Gallery

by Anne Laurie|  April 27, 202310:24 pm| 108 Comments

This post is in: Military, National Security, Open Threads, Schadenfreude

While Republicans in Congress have played down the risk of extremists in the military, experts who follow the issue say they’re not surprised to see extremist beliefs and leaks of classified information coincide. https://t.co/4RNyG30TlT pic.twitter.com/92WQmdI4Ca

— Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) April 27, 2023

You, peeing and pooping your pants: we have no way of identifying insider threats and our military has no extremism problem

Me, a genius: Have the FBI take the 19 year-old I just saw wearing a three-piece suit and fedora I just saw in the PX in for questioning.

— Affable Himbo Critical Russ Theory (@RPG_volley) April 27, 2023

“I want a list of the top 50 customers at the sword and knife kiosk, and I want you to cross-reference that with troops who have straight-faced asked their PSG if they could carry all seven magazines on their thigh in a drop-leg pouch.”

[touches earpiece] …he’s wearing his uniform… to his girlfriend’s prom… she’s a SOPHOMORE?? Okay wake up a federal judge, there’s no time to lose.
 
“Lieutenant, please unlock your phone… open the ‘Photos’ app… uh-huh, just like that. Now what I’d like you to do for me is type ‘Pepe the Frog’ into the search box-yep, thought so.”…

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Does the troop have life size anime pillow as well as a poorly grown mustache

— Xris🫡 (@AlsoBadgerCult) April 27, 2023

Everyone with a bored ape avatar.

— The Ghost of Henry Hunt knows to bring extra ammo! (@dabigz732) April 27, 2023

Hire more boring women for sensitive positions and fewer fucking weird hyper-online manchildren with something asinine to prove to their moronic peers. https://t.co/pVVN0BYAO5

— cai (@AnneNotation) April 27, 2023

It’s embarrassing that I’m confident many of my weird internet friends could do a MUCH better job of conducting background checks than “official US government intelligence analysts” https://t.co/TWDctO3b2W

— Faine Greenwood (@faineg) April 27, 2023

I used to be wary of saying this, as maybe I was missing something, but it’s been a while and you know what, I’ve made up my mind: internet OSINT dweebs and furries are much better at this than the USG.

at some point the USG is going to have to suck it up, stop relying primarily on innocent Mormon lads as staff, and recognize that modern threats tend to look like horrible little white boys who say horrible things on the internet

The other irony is that the people today who are legitimately great at ferreting out threatening people on the Internet are the exact people who both couldn’t pass a current background check and have absolutely zero desire to do so

I cannot even wrap my brain around how you could be a compensated professional intelligence analyst in 2023 who is this stunningly naive, but the evidence that they are indeed this bad at their jobs is…everywhere

It really feels like background checks today are intentionally oriented in such a way that they select for malignant little assholes with the life experience of a newborn kitten

“Oh, he’s safe because he was a literal child a year ago and doesn’t have any suspect bank accounts or known contacts with individuals in Syria. No, there’s no need to check his social media.”

I mean come on

We appear to not have updated our priors on background checks since 2003 and it’s quickly moving from “embarrassing” to “dangerous travesty”

I am still mad as hell over how a bunch of us online dorks watched January 6th planning happen out in the open in real time and even tried to report it to officials…

…who ignored the warnings and then tried to claim no one could have seen it coming.

I have lots of these blinking-red Jan 6th warnings saved, and I know others have even more pic.twitter.com/xtf49f0puj

— Faine Greenwood (@faineg) April 27, 2023

https://t.co/cs0to9ZH68

— Faine Greenwood (@faineg) April 27, 2023

The big thing is that his stepdad retired from the same office. Having people vouch for you is very important. When I got my clearance they called every reference I gave them including neighbors from a decade ago. But parents aren’t a great ref. They are biased.

— starkmojo (@starkmojo) April 27, 2023

Hot take: if you have more than a million people with clearance, you cannot expect deep dives during the background investigation. https://t.co/INlK2tDVlL

— vocational politics appreciation account (@Convolutedname) April 27, 2023

"And no one knows how to identify me" https://t.co/dSglEMxhp3 pic.twitter.com/xXcOfo62Rw

— Mike Black (@MikeBlack114) April 27, 2023

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Monday Evening Open Thread: Enough With the F*cking Secret Memos Already

by Anne Laurie|  January 30, 20235:47 pm| 47 Comments

This post is in: National Security, Open Threads

Enough with the fucking secret memos already: https://t.co/j59zJtzGHA

— Defector (@DefectorMedia) January 27, 2023

The media’s already bored with the existing revelations, but I have a feeling there will be more surprises as the (sigh) 2024 primaries heat up. Justin Ellis, at Defector:

We are a petty and venal and lazy species on balance, and there is no distance the human mind can’t quickly traverse to convince itself that something you want won’t be missed. In this calculus, the most important factor is opportunity, and what better window is there than when you leave your job?

There is, of course, some difference between letting a pair of Skechers fall in your lap on the way out the door from Foot Locker, and, say, snagging that memo listing Kim Jong-un’s favorite episodes of Rick and Morty after you’ve run out the clock on your time in the Oval Office.

With the revelation that Joe Biden, as well as Donald Trump, had classified documents stuffed away in their homes, the keepers of the nation’s collective memory are growing worried that former presidents are hoarding stacks of sensitive files in their mud rooms or junk drawers…

The whole mess was made worse this week when Mike Pence signaled that he, too, had “inadvertently boxed and transported” classified papers back to his suburban manse in Indiana. Now everybody that held office as far back as the Reagan administration is on notice. (Jimmy Carter is exempt from tearing up his attic; the Presidential Records Act went into effect after he left office.)…

Context matters here. Trump used the Secret Service to rack up tabs at his namesake hotels. He is also the man whose protracted tantrum after losing the election gave way to an insurrection on the U.S. Capitol. Whether Trump was looking to use the files to cut deals with dictators or create a shadow box, he filled his suitcase with state secrets, however important or banal they might be, while displaying the same level of forethought generally associated with stealing a commemorative mug from Hooters. This is typically dumb, and potentially dangerous, but it is also another signal that the many veils of security clearance placed around aspects of doing the public’s business have gotten way out of hand…

Typically it takes an Edward Snowden or Chelsea Manning to remind the public of the sinister campaigns that the government conducts behind the classified lines of a memo. But beyond special favors to allies, the usual greed mongering, and ill-conceived foreign combat fantasies, the government puts entirely too much shit in the Top Secret bucket. As Elizabeth Goitein, who studied national security at the Brennan Center for Justice at New York University, told NBC News: “You have 50 million classification decisions each year—90 percent of which are probably unnecessary. That’s a lot of rules that have to be complied with every hour of every day. And some of that is going to slip.”

Enough with the fucking memos already.

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