Trump losses today: Obama delivers a healing address sure to make people miss competent leadership; Marine general eviscerates his former boss.
Trump wins today: a ball-chucker from a perpetually choking franchise loves the flag; a guy actually named Cotton wants more killin'.— Slava Malamud (@SlavaMalamud) June 4, 2020
Reporter on CNN notes that White House is currently being guarded by prison guards from Texas. Which seems to be somewhat appropriate.
— ian2 (@ianinamerica) June 3, 2020
Yeaaahhh they're not going to back him in a coup. https://t.co/vZzybRGzr0
— Tentin Quarantino (@agraybee) June 2, 2020
Folks. The blocks around 1600 Penn Ave are the most monitored in the world. On top of that, a thousand iPhones are rolling. Don’t you think if rioters were throwing bricks—if the crowd was violent—we’d see footage?
That’s why, instead, we’ve got a semantic debate over “tear gas”
— Tim Alberta (@TimAlberta) June 3, 2020
Hmmmm yes this bunker is made out of bunker https://t.co/Jyo8eVmxPg
— Human capital laughing stock (@TheSneerReview) June 3, 2020
When you do a photo op designed to show you're in control, it's probably a bad sign if you find yourself insisting afterward that you weren't the guy giving orders.
— Jesse Walker (@notjessewalker) June 3, 2020
Speaking of aging tropes…
'where are our people?!?!? The Bikers for Trump, vets, 2A, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, weapons-talented school teachers, incels, mugs, pugs, Dougs, con men, muggers, hornswagglers, bushwhackers, ALTRIGHTS, train robbers, redditors, asskickers, shitkickers and Methodists!!!!' https://t.co/sveJuPXFkT
— Zeddy (@Zeddary) June 3, 2020
Trump is really giving off some last days in the furherbunker vibes. And he has an actual bunker.
— Tentin Quarantino (@agraybee) June 2, 2020
It has come to my attention that some of you are concerned that this vessel is taking on water and we lack sufficient lifeboats, but panic is how the iceberg wins.
— Starfish Who Had Fun For An Hour (@IRHotTakes) June 2, 2020
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